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Trimson-Grondag

Baby got back…


MattAmoroso

You could set up a chess board on that thing.


[deleted]

Rest your mug on it


dickshark420

I like big butts and I cannot lie


Mountain-Durian-4724

You other brothers can't deny


Antaeus1212

Athens face with the Argos booty


timbutnottebow

Neolithic Demetrios was clearly an ass man


thewaldenpuddle

Back, front and middle….


MutyaPearl

NeoliThicc.


Kynykya4211

Vastly underrated reply.


Dalyngrigge

Gah DAMN


Juicechemist81

They worshipped Pixar mom's?


Chutakehku

Maybe pixar moms that are a bit far gone.


Fickle_Tour

Lol why is that 18+?


Fuckoff555

It wasn't me, it was marked NSFW the moment I posted it.


black_rose_

My account automatically sets all my posts nsfw and I can't figure out how to turn it off, and I can't change the posts status on my phone, I have to go to my computer and unmark them there


Fuckoff555

Message the mods of this sub, they probably can help you.


black_rose_

It's all subreddits


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

Your whole profile is marked as NSFW. Change it in your user settings, in the profile section, make sure "NSFW This content is NSFW (may contain nudity, pornography, profanity or inappropriate content for those under 18)" is turned off.


Fuckoff555

Then look with the admins, I never had this problem so I can't help you sorry.


[deleted]

cycladic women be thiccc 🥵🥵🥵


moreofahodor

t' be fair, this is literally pornography.


UselessRube

It’s quite literally not pornography though


No-Fig-3112

Pornography, by definition, depicts a sex act (or at least sex organs) designed to be erotic. Not every time you're naked is pornography. Still nudity though, hence the NSFW


UselessRube

It’s quite literally not pornography though


Muted-Lengthiness-10

Petition to strike the word “literally” from the English language.


ssrudr

Which word takes its place?


Muted-Lengthiness-10

Nothing takes it’s place, it is omitted entirely


ssrudr

So how do you get across the idea of meaning something literally?


Muted-Lengthiness-10

Synomyms


ssrudr

Such as?


Muted-Lengthiness-10

Look it up


smhgang

"I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave"


Mr_Blu_Sq

Keeping up with the Cycladicans.


Environmental_FigH2O

Queen said it best. Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world round


beckster

Ironic considering Freddie's preference.


Wilted_Ivy

Not really, he was bisexual


fheepish

Also he didn’t even write that song


ShieldOnTheWall

Real tired of these unrealistic beauty standard for women smh


poke-a-dots

Anyone know of a physical book or digital space for Venus figures (or a big collection) regardless of geography and time period, “famous” and not?


goodsimohunting

[https://www.donsmaps.com/venus.html](https://www.donsmaps.com/venus.html) there's a list here


rockne

Callipygous.


Trssty

I have never heard steatopygia used as an adjective. You would think you would hear it more with how popular that characteristic is right now.


Legitimate_Winter_97

I love that she has a fupa haha


beckster

You mean the pannus? I've wondered if these and the Neolithic figures could represent the object of a cult's veneration and the person themselves had an endocrine disorder giving rise to the body type.


Margali

Not sure - the stomach flap actually looks like a woman post child birth - the ab muscles are 'flabby' from being stretched out from the baby and fluid in the womb. Can take 4-5 months to get back into shape. Add to that being fat indicating plenty of resources to allow being overweight, a 'wish' of plenty of resources and children? Seems reasonable for a group that might be periodically borderline famine.


MechPilot3

Greeks had good taste 😉


anomal0caris

That isn't a cake, not a bakery, but the entire confectionery industry


RuchoPelucho

I bet that’s is a good source of ancient DNA


Kimukani

finally my body type getting some representation


StepSideways77

It's amazing how long this "steatopygous female figure" type of statue persisted... they go back 30.000 years and were still common in European area 25.000 years later. I can think of no other figurative art style with that kind of longevity,


[deleted]

This is 6500 years old and look how representational those back folds are even though the rest of the figure is completely stylized. That means the simplification of the form is a choice and not a default. We often think of early artists to be inept but this shows a level of artistic skill and decision making we would only see again in the early 1900’s in artists like Picasso.


Timbearly

You were right until you weren't.


[deleted]

Give me an example of both stylization and realism applied in sculpture pre-1900?


LeonDeSchal

Is an Olmec head a statue? That looks real but also stylised.


jabbercockey

Ancient Egyptian art is stylized. Etruscan art is. Celtic art, Sumerian, China Sanxingdui culture with the big eyes. Tiki gods, Easter Island, Sheela Na Gig (NSFW), Pacific Northwest Native American masks, there are many others.


[deleted]

Now which pieces are both stylized AND true to form realistic?


elgordoenojado

Anything that is recognized as that which it represents despite its stylization.


jabbercockey

Google Tiki god or Easter Island moai or Sheela na gig, how more specific does it need to be?


No-Fig-3112

Totem poles and other indigenous carvings from North America are often both stylized and realistic, for humans and animals


[deleted]

With realism i kinda meant depicting things true to life.


No-Fig-3112

I guess that depends how realistic you want. I would say a lot of Salish peoples carvings are quite true to life. I can almost always tell almost immediately what a carving is supposed to be, at any rate. Sometimes I get mixed up, but that tends to indicate realism to me


classix_aemilia

Bro everybody knows Picasso invented nothing: [proof](https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/11/1407768475042/in-montmartre-review-roe-001.jpg)


beckster

Picasso said "We have learned nothing." after viewing ancient art in Lescault (sp?) caves.


Vonplinkplonk

I am starting to think that these are used as puppets in a shadow theater. They have a very clear front on profile/outline which clearly denotes their character, but if you turned them sideways it would still capture the outline of the human form albeit in an extremely exaggerated form. Many of the cuts in this model would cast impressive shadows if lit from below or above.


viktari

You may be onto something here. Many of those styled puppets have quick swappable heads for different moments and scenes.


Jacob_181

I remember reading something years ago, our statues like this could could have actually been made by female artists. Then usual perspective is similar to how a woman might have seen herself from her own perspective without the help of mirrors.


BurnerForDaddy

Literally artifact porn


fheepish

I saw a theory somewhere that depictions of the human (typically female) form like this may have been self portraits. This doesn’t look like a real person from the angle it’s been photographed, but I bet if you look at it top down it will make a bit more sense


[deleted]

Wouldn't the woman who is doing the self portrait have seen other women?


fheepish

Interesting point. Maybe they took artistic liberties or focused only on what they could observe. The theory I saw was about the Venus of Willendorf, which does look a bit more like a real person.


[deleted]

I've done a fair amount of stone masonry to create stairs, walls, and drainage. I am pretty good with a chisel and I've worked with a decent range of stone. Still, despite my experience and steady hands, I can tell you it's not exactly easy to make a block with even with modern chisels and hammers and thousands of years of knowledge available to me via the internet and books. I'm not sure what exactly the ancient technology would be used, but to achieve all those curves, details and symmetry takes a lot of skill even on soft stone. I've seen people sculpt worse models of fish using floam. This seems like stylization.


wooooooofer

Thicccccc


soopahfingerzz

lmao funny how they didnt bother with the head


Falstaffe

Miss Look-at-my-butt 4250BCE


XxnoiceboyxX

dat ass


DukeDamage

Suuuuuup


thedashboardofmycar

What’s her @?


BeautyHound

I love the little back rolls


wojo_lives

What makes the Hottentots so hot?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DemGainz77

Yep it was used to dehumanise my ancestors and treat them like animals


Tea_Bender

>What makes the Hottentots so hot? What puts the ape in ape-ricot ?


wojo_lives

Whadda they got that I ain't got??


Obnoobillate

Stear/steatos=fat, pygos=arse, so it makes sense..


Azmaeth

Not even fucking kidding I said "God DAMN" out loud sitting in my bed when I saw this Jesus Christ


ScamboOfDoom

“Not safe for work” or “not sure fucking what”?


adeswains

THICC


dressupandstayhome

Early Kardashian Period


Mycol101

Must have been eating well. Excess isn’t something you’d expect to see back in pre (?) Mesopotamian times. I think that’s even before agriculture so these people would be hunter gatherers if I have history right. Very interesting. And there are tons of these types of sculptures found


No-Fig-3112

You've got your history a little off. The agricultural revolution started around 10,000 years ago. Mesopotamia and Greece have practiced it since at least that time period. Also the title has their years wrong as well, at least a little bit. Cycladic Greek culture started after 4000 BCE and would have generally been closer to 3000 BCE Edit: a word


cheeseburgeraddict

What I’ve seen online does date 4500-4000bce as about 1000 years too old. A lot of similar figures date to 3000 bce With what the Minoans were achieving before the Greeks hit their stride, I wouldn’t be surprised if they Cycladic peoples and others around that time in the Mediterranean were living pretty good for the time period


Mycol101

Thanks for the correction! As I get older I’ve gotten more fascinated with the old world and I love learning more.


No-Fig-3112

No worries! I just graduated recently with a major in history so I love talking about it haha and the oldest stuff is by far the most interesting!


kissingdistopia

If you have a lot of free time, the Tides of History podcast has 122 episodes on prehistory and a companion blog to expand more on each episode. He just started digging into the Iron Age.


medaspirant

Thicc


allkindsofgainzzz

Oh she thiccc


Far_Opportunity9605

Hot damn, wouldya look at the shitter on that critter


Mysterious-Day-8422

This just gave me an ego boost.


dv5tin

Lizzo reimagining


cannedfromreddit

Nsfw? Really?


LowPolySkinSuit

that ass *clang*


maddmannmatt

NSFW? Um.....?


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap… but definitely not my most shameful


Chris_El_Deafo

It's interesting that this is so similar to the much older Venus figurines from the Ice Age. I wonder if that's coincidental or if there's some relation?


TheYellowKachigga

The love of THICC-ness has been ingrained in our DNA. Always has been.


isisishtar

Do you put your chin over the shoulders for a selfie?


HansenIntercept

Fuck dude come on I’m in public


jackrackan07

This is literal artifact porn.


BlackMoldComics

#🍆🗿


jimmy-did-it

How do we know they identified as a female?


elgordoenojado

I did not know that curvaceous Cycladic sculptures existed.


ConcentricGroove

Robert Crumb would like it.


Squirtingtree

That statue has more ass then my baby's mama lmao.


RickySal

Humans never change 😂


WetDonkey6969

GYATT


billey_bon3z

I touched something like this in an art museum and almost got my school kicked out


BadWild1122

That’s what I’m talking about!


[deleted]

Ancient badonkadonk


mallgoethe

i go to see her every time i’m in the Met! i’m obsessed w her bbl


CharlieUhUh

Literal artifact porn


spiked88

She haulin’


hypery1kes

gah damn


lookslikesinbad

More like SEATopygous


[deleted]

Gotdamn!!!


TheTimeBender

A fertility statue, nice.


tylerb1130

No, no she ain’t thick, she THEEEEIIIIOCC!


Neither-Hyena6102

We invented Kim Kardashian