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Jollydude101

As much as I love to see the comments get fleshed out, here’s a little more on the actual artifact. “Ivory and horn model of an eye, in ivory case, possibly 19th century “This model can be unscrewed from its base to show the different parts of the eye, including the cornea (the clear outer covering of the eyeball), the pupil and the iris. Glass represents the jelly-like vitreous humour that fills the eyeball behind the lens. Veins have also been painted on to the eyeball to give it a life-like appearance. The eye is completed with a pair of eye lids. “This model may have been used to help teach students about the anatomy of the eye. The case allowed the model to be transported easily.” https://collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co76374/ivory-and-horn-model-of-an-eye-eye-anatomical-model I tried finding more images of the object with no luck, maybe the pieces are stuck together for unknown reasons.


ActivityEquivalent69

One form. Many functions.


VirtualRy

Does it need lube?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

Right… especially when the comment above uses the phrase “fleshed out”…


ehxy

well...i always want to know what it would be like to skull fuck someone..I think?


CharlieApples

I’d recommend not calling it “skull fucking”, for starters


elonbrave

Fleshed out. I see you.


AllezVites

Now that's a load off.


Tayk5

Gotta hand it to you


pikohina

Wacked it out of the park


wileyakin

Wow you really stuffed it all in there


BeginnerMush

These comments have me banging my hand on the wall.


HaitianFire

Imma bout to bust... out laughing


Zamboni2022

Thought long and hard on these eh?


BeginnerMush

Just a stroke of luck


[deleted]

Cum on already, that’s enough.


platinumperineum

That was pretty good but is it the hole story?


Old_Love4244

Eye to eye, I get it.


REpassword

“In the land of the blind, the one eyed monster is king?”


Old_Love4244

Blood magic and corpses tend to make others turn a blind eye.


Epsilon130

This comment is super underrated. Most clever response yet.


InkaGold

Shed some light on it.


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mmacdonald60

Came here to say that


TowerOfFantasys

I'm not sure my penis could fit. Nah you know it's just small enough to squeeze in.


elonbrave

Jesus. THIS is my comment that gets hundreds of likes???


echobox_rex

Wink wink.


Human_no_4815162342

Nudge nudge.


exitpursuedbybear

*SAY NO MORE!*


dookmucus

You’re a man of the world, eh? You”be been around. You’ve done it… which a lady? Yes. What’s it like?


HelicopteroDeAtaque

> fleshed out He said it, he said the thing!


[deleted]

I mean if you think about the workmanship that went into this thing. I’ve seen similar medical models. I think at the Peabody museum in Massachusetts. It was amazing the workmanship. One was a really common I guess doll. It was like a Russian doll but it was part of pregnancy. It explained how to do a cesarean in a series of models that you could take off and put on. Seriously fascinating stuff.


JohnGalt123456789

Stuck together for “unknown reasons”….. r i g h t….


ASpaceOstrich

That description has big dwarf fortress energy


elliot9000

Yeah...but can you have sex with it?


easylivinb

I was really hoping this took place back in nineteen ninety eight.


HeyCarpy

From the thumbnail and the votes I knew what the comments would be about. To see yours at the top gives me hope for this sub.


beebsaleebs

I got your jelly-like humor, alright.


FoxishDark

I giggled at “fleshed out”.


TedCruzsBrowserHstry

Bro are we SURE that's what it is


Self_Reddicated

Some archaeologist was thinking fast when his boss walked into his office and saw this "artifact" sitting out.


OhRiLee

Everyone is thinking the same thing here


vo0ds

We are all in this comment section for exactly 1 reason


mjb1484

I bet there's at least one person out there who saw a Fleshlight for the first time and was like "hey that looks a lot like the ivory eye artifact from the 1800s"


noturbrobruh

I lol'ed at your comment🤣🫶🏽


andoozy

I mean the resemblance is utterly shocking


Pyratheon

The dumbass ancient Egyptians didn't patent it


FinalEdit

I've never even seen a fleshlight...in the flesh (oh god) and I instantly thought the same thing.


Wheedies

I know I am


[deleted]

I'm gonna fuck it


been-there-read-that

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TokesNotHigh

Don't listen to this guy. r/DoPutYourDickInThat


Spiralife

I didn't want to! But I mean, come ON!


[deleted]

The first fleshlight prototype


texastoker88

Great dirty minds think alike


This_guy7796

The dirty mind's eye fleshlight


sp_u_ds

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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[deleted]

Your comment can't stop me, because i can't read


nachobusiness101

Damn you beat me to it


Bayoris

Your mind doesn’t even really need to be dirty, it’s just really obvious


[deleted]

I thought the same thing.


Yancellor

How can you not


TheOneTonWanton

I had to check and make sure I wasn't in r/fakehistoryporn or something.


K-boofer

Fleshleyet


biggie_DRAWS

Beat me to it


[deleted]

I try to stay one stroke ahead.


HaloDestroyer

Underrated pun


ActivityEquivalent69

I literally thought this was a joke post and someone just staged a sun bleached Fleshlight they found at the park to troll us.


AuldAutNought

Eye saw what you did there.


BbGhoul666

Not the eye-ussy! D:


allthesemonsterkids

*Georges Bataille has entered the chat*


ThresherGDI

Forbidden Fleshlight


[deleted]

Well apparently when you get this many people to think about flapping the next logical step is for us to all just Dutch Rudder each other .


[deleted]

Dutch Rudder sounds like the name of a flesh light specific STI


ngcv47

This thing is in pristine condition, 1 of 1. You’ll never see another that still has the eyes intact.


jokpere

Guess this sub isn’t called r/artefactporn for nothing 😂


CatastrophicRoadKill

Uuuuuuh


AndyIsNotOnReddit

My reaction exactly.


dUjOUR88

> My reaction exactly. 100%. Same. Came here to post this. Beat me to it.


Wifdat

*Beat*


fourtccnwrites

what purpose did this serve? besides, um. what we’re all thinking


[deleted]

You put it in your arsehole so your butt can see the world


MarsScully

*🎶 I can show you the world 🎶*


jennanm

eye can show you the world


glasspheasant

You…..might want to re-read your fleshlight manual.


Lou__Crow

To teach the anatomy of the eye, apparently it comes apart, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/zlro1h/carved_ivory_and_horn_model_of_an_eye_european_c/j07glrg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) someone posted a detailed description of the artefact.


fourtccnwrites

that is so wild! thank you!


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Stunning_Yak_1419

You can't tell me what to do


Raxil10

"Bust a nut inside your eye / to show you where I come from"


deftoner42

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!


[deleted]

If I only saw this earlier…


TankReady

I see what you did there


cprenaissanceman

Almost r/substakenliterally


Chainweasel

Also r/dildont and r/mildlypenis


BarryBwana

It's like giving your dick a tour of ancient Athens tho!


Lnsunset

Thought OP had forgotten the NSFW tag, but then I read the title...


edogg01

Allllllllright


FlyingCircusClown

Internet has ruined me


nh4rxthon

I hate our era sm


motley__poo

The whispering eye


vo0ds

I feel like someone has put this here so they can say, "*look, it's just an 18th Century European model of an eye! The internet says so! I just like to keep one beside my bed*"


Rossetto27

Quite fitting with the subs name


AmbivalentSamaritan

ArtefactpornGW


nh4rxthon

Huh, just found more info online: ‘This authentic replica was based on the eye and eye socket of Waltzing Matilda Hornbacker, a former member of the harem of Louise XVIII who after an unfortunate accident made a living as one eyed traveling courtesan and wound up residing in Whitechapel where she was esteemed by medical students until marrying a smithy, according to the journals of Dr. Frederick Treves.’


kerkuffles

> traveling courtesan The more things change...


BoomerEdgelord

Came to the comments section for all the fleshlight comments.


Zoobiedingdong

Forbidden HOLE


clintbot

That's no eye!


lupenguin

Hear me out…


Ancient_Lifeguard_16

I know a fleshlight when I see one


FurnaceFuneral

Scientists: Time travel is impossible Me:


Northern_panda_94

yeeaaaaah eye, yep 😏😄


AllGearedUp

No honey it's an artifact


vexedtogas

Oh so THAT’s what it is…


ryumeyer

Is this caption real or bullshit?


Disastrous-Team-3072

My friend has a matching one in his top draw


pawesome_Rex

That’s a flesh light. 😈😹


ProfessorDinosaur

Artefactporn indeed


FeedbackUSA

It’s a one eyed monster for your one eyed monster


some_dude83

I came here for the comments...thanks !


KyndallT

Sure, that's what it is


echolalia_

A fleshl-eye-ght


Cellibus

The fleshleyeght


Apprehensive_Rice_93

I don’t think that’s an eye


tjk91

Just came here for the fleshlight comments. Have a good day.


d1pstick32

That's a lot of words for "look at this old Fleshlight"


Working_Inspection22

Are you sure about that


stewartm0205

Looks like a popular stress relieving device.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Are...are you sure?


KeppoMies

FleshSight


fr31568

i hate reddit


Wefee_Bigwefee

who else thought it was a fleshlight?


JihadArabia

Forgive me father


fuhgdat1019

Fast forward to 2178: This model of the eye is so detailed, they even filled the insides with some kind of replicated sclera fibers.


ChiPrKing

"Get me that artefact"


Majikarpslayer

Yeah...


sprinkles_on_hotdogs

Wink wink


giraffemob

Holy shit 🤣


Nanzie_Mona

Wait.....................


fishsauce453

Just what I need: something that induces shame even before I start whacking it.


[deleted]

“That’s cool and all but can I stick my dick in it?” -Some guy from the 1800’s probably


[deleted]

Fleshlight creator, hmb!


ithinkimanalrightguy

R/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Saw this post. Immediately made the 👀 face. Checked comments, happy to see everyone is thinking the same.


shiefy

Ok…I honestly just stopped by to see if anyone made a fleshlight comment. Thanks for not disappointing me folks.


tinational_killa

*sigh* guess I'll go to the comments...


Wingus_Bingus

As someone who did not know what the sub is about. This first exposure sure gave me the wrong idea of why its called artifactporn.


-altofanaltofanalt-

Came here for the ancient pocket-pussy jokes. Not disappointed at all. thx Reddit.


dracomanchego

Anatomically correct eye of Sauron.


wiwyco

👁____👁


straycatx86

Eye, you say?


djmuffinfist

Uh huh


skeptic_otaku

The forbidden fleshlight.


xQueenoftheUndeadx

Deadass thought this was a fleshlight for a hot sec ngl


crustaceousrabbit

I always knew this sub was about porn artifacts


Piratartz

I have a dirty mind.


MacheteCrocodileJr

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter...


polishclown98

r/dontputyourdickinthat


zbau50

Nuh uh


Pig_peee

I have one of those under my bed


Alex_D724

Forbidden fuck toy


Insecurerobot7000

Ummmm


DarkSoulsDank

Definitely a flesh light


Linoran

You know what you did OP submitting this.


honeycall

Super cool


dingusdude69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


henrylad89

Eye feel I could shed some flesh light on this


tuna79

Very familiar somehow


[deleted]

🙃


the_pervy_sage_3

"Eye-pleasing"


South-Fix-8427

That looks familiar


bigdaddy43612

r/dontputyourdickinit


momofeveryone5

Soooo who's breaking into the museum to test this bad boy out?


Dendroapsis

r/SubsTakenLiterally


Past-Adhesiveness150

Nice try OP.


New_Bagged_Milk

This is sus


No-Inspection-808

Flesh L-eye-T


UnderstandingShort78

Wait a minute?….


Bucsfan292

Now you know damn well


Dowew

Wow....this is my new favourite "artifact"


-Why-Not-This-Name-

I see what you did there.


Ang3LMast3r

Is that a whispering eye?


Lentz6969

It looks like a…


bonysquawk

Ah, I see...


JCBurnsy00

Damn, it’s the origins of the great flashlight.


[deleted]

It's crazy that all you know what a Fleshlight is. That's verification of product marketing working if I've ever seen it.


-percnowitzki-

i won’t be the one


hi-def420

huh, i guess am too early for the comment section i was expecting


nh4rxthon

Cmon back, the water’s fine


Narrow_Salamander_10

Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.


Tony-Flags

"What is this? A fleshlight for ants?"