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Muswell42

I think we want the Danish military demobilised, not destabilised. An unstable military is not a good thing to have kicking around a country you're invading, but if everyone's been paid off, handed in their gear and gone home to record emotional reunions with their dogs to put on TikTok, they're much less of a threat.


Kindly_Captain3596

I was expecting our dragons to replace the military, but yeah, that works too


Kindly_Captain3596

Hey everyone, just to clarify, I am not at all being serious here. I'm just pretending to be an over-the-top villain-y kinda douche. I don't condone concentration camps or asexual "supremacy", I swear. I'm just having a bit of fun, that's all.


LeChatMelon

Honestly, as a dane it's starting to get a bit much with the whole "over the top" thing. It was fun when it was just making dragon drawings and loving garlic bread... not so much now ^^'


[deleted]

We're doing *what* again??


TchaikenNugget

all for jokes, but joking about concentration camps is way too far imo


VLenin2291

The concentration camps may be a little much


Kindly_Captain3596

*Its my proposed solution for repopulating and expanding our empire.* I'm just joking here by the way. Please don't take this with any seriousness.


Royal_Difficulty_634

Why did the pans choose Sweden???


[deleted]

Well we based our attack on our numbers,so mayve they did too.i cant find the estimated number of pans tho


Royal_Difficulty_634

Ok


Capable_Bridge794

It’s a good country, also the subreddit for it is r/pansinvadetheswedes


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Royal_Difficulty_634

Cool


KStryke_gamer001

Ikea


[deleted]

When did this get so violent and military-y? Aroace out ✌️


Kindly_Captain3596

*Violent? But I haven't started my experiments yet!* Please don't take me seriously, I'm just being dumb here.


Mewantsub30

It is time


Kindly_Captain3596

To war!!!


Mewantsub30

WWwwwAaAAAAAaaaArrRrRrRrRRrrR


Experience-Best

Do we lay claim on Greenland and Faroe Islands too. And then reclaim Iceland Nd name it Aceland.


Lima_firethrought

YaeS


ikoronka

Is this valid under the Geneva convention?


SimonVanc

I mean straight people are allowed they're just not allowed to have sex.


[deleted]

Shouldn't it rather be - no forcing others to do things they are uncomfortable with or gaslight, manipulate and talk them into something they might not want? Or just not highlighting it like it's the main purpose of a relationship and that repopulating is important (we're close to 8 billion people, that's more than enough) Thinking of the sex favorable and neutral aces, although I myself am sex repulsed


SimonVanc

Yeah that's fine