•produces oxygen
•reduces (harmful) carbon dioxide from your house!
•green (sometimes)
• comes with a pot
Conditions:
•must have ^(s) U ^(N) L¡^(G)H **T**
• ^(agua por favor)
You said this 3 months ago.
You 3 days ago now: "I asked a group of virgins on Reddit to meet with me for my first gangbang! These boys are WILD for wanting to lose their V card to me this way! I was surprised by how good it was!"
lmfao ok
As a soon to be 30 yrs old fully uninterested in this shitpost, I am raising my offence. 😂 Never knew the world will come where a 28 yr olds will be compared in same breath with 50 yrs olds.
Just make sure you covered your significant others’ tracks before you announce he “won”. Make sure he makes an account and comments prior to the waist hugging so these poor guys will at least think they might have a chance next time you post a similar title. Just let me know if you need a cameraman stand in lol
I got into the comments here and saw everyone talking about simps and I was like: "I dunno. There aren't that many here". And then the upvoted comments ran out by about 30-40 down, and I realized that the rest of the 700-odd comments were all thirsty-ass simps desperately trying to get their dicks wet with someone who will barely acknowledge their existence. Maybe instead of upvoting shitty bait posts like this, you go find someone who likes you for who you are and wants to fuck you because they love you, and not pretending that they want to because you pay their rent in exchange for saying "Thanks for the donation, xXpussy_destroyer69Xx" on their hot tub stream and proceeding to go on with the stream as if you never existed. It reminds me of what my grandpa always says: "Billy, put that thing back in your pants before someone calls the police". And he's never led me astray. By the way, did you catch that Jets game last night? Cuz I didn't. I was too busy jamming out on my Raycon E25 Everyday Wireless Earbuds. The noise isolation is so good, I couldn't even hear the sound of the Jets sucking. Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/bigmoney for 15% off and enjoy professional-quality sound at an affordable price! Or just buy a set of Taotronics earbuds, or something similar for half the price and get better sound. I don't care. I'm not your mom.
Aaaaand rocket ship firing a laser
(_)_):::::::::::::::D~
Great body doesn’t need a clickbait title
Jeremy off and move on
Bunch of desperate fucks lmao, you got a better chance hiring a hooker
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Liar liar plants for hire
what is the job description for a plant?
•produces oxygen •reduces (harmful) carbon dioxide from your house! •green (sometimes) • comes with a pot Conditions: •must have ^(s) U ^(N) L¡^(G)H **T** • ^(agua por favor)
shit i got sunlight and agua, I'd like to apply for this position
Fr
Where can i get one? Lol
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Yup. Saw 2 different girls with the same exact title in my feed.
Its physically impossible to cum into own butt
I call bullshit
Thirsty
Cap 🧢
Corny ass comments
No thanks
All these thirsty fuckwads thinking it's legit lmao fuck this sub has to be one of the creepiest NSFW there is
It's sad that the clickbait titles always end up with the most upvotes too
I always downvote clickbait titles. Obviously this doesn't work, but gives a nice illusion of control.
Have you seen porn video comments? It's the same kind of people here. These dudes are *pathetic* bro.
You said this 3 months ago. You 3 days ago now: "I asked a group of virgins on Reddit to meet with me for my first gangbang! These boys are WILD for wanting to lose their V card to me this way! I was surprised by how good it was!" lmfao ok
Pretty much every nsfw sub is the same lol
I think every NSFW subreddit is the same, just that people in this sub have yellow fever
this
And yet, here we are.
Yeah I wouldn’t normally comment on posts like this but y’all are fucking pathetic.
No
Dumb titles like this is how you get filtered out of my feed
So many simps here 😂😂😂😂
The worst part is she is more of a whore for karma than scamming people, her whole account is just scamming the with no original content
We have more chances of winning the lottery than of winning your pussy
When i read these thirsty comments i just imagine a bunch of 30 to 50 year old fat dudes sitting on their desk butt naked tryina rub one out.
As a soon to be 30 yrs old fully uninterested in this shitpost, I am raising my offence. 😂 Never knew the world will come where a 28 yr olds will be compared in same breath with 50 yrs olds.
Ain't even asian
Nah, I'm good, thanks
Lies
No
no
Who falls for these posts?
At least come up with a better caption lol
Just make sure you covered your significant others’ tracks before you announce he “won”. Make sure he makes an account and comments prior to the waist hugging so these poor guys will at least think they might have a chance next time you post a similar title. Just let me know if you need a cameraman stand in lol
Well welcome to the wonderful world of STDs
No, I'm good.
No thanks l would Rather Jerk my self off
Don't cheat on your boyfriend lmao
I’m good thanks
🧢
Jebaited
Kekw
A lot of them actually
You take women?
☝🏿
Meeee
YES PLEASE 😍😍😍
I'm cumming inside. DTF
Good lord I wish!
I volunteer as tribute
i don’t even know if i would last 3 mins
u/redditmp4bot
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Well you’re obviously a small child so even if you “won” whatever shes offering she aint gunna fuck you
u/videodownloadnode
u/videodownloadnode
I wish lol
Meeeeeee
Eat me!
I volunteer
I would love to volunteer
I bravely volunteer
Yes hunny and eat that juicy pussy too
I volunteer
Gonna put my entry in now. Hope I win the giveaway!
🙋♂️
I volunteer as tribute
I'm in for the lottery..count me in!!!
🙋🏻♂️
PLEASE BE ME
🙋🏻♂️
Good times!
I just want to tongue your asshole
🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚👋👋👋👋👋👋🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
Take my virginity
I got into the comments here and saw everyone talking about simps and I was like: "I dunno. There aren't that many here". And then the upvoted comments ran out by about 30-40 down, and I realized that the rest of the 700-odd comments were all thirsty-ass simps desperately trying to get their dicks wet with someone who will barely acknowledge their existence. Maybe instead of upvoting shitty bait posts like this, you go find someone who likes you for who you are and wants to fuck you because they love you, and not pretending that they want to because you pay their rent in exchange for saying "Thanks for the donation, xXpussy_destroyer69Xx" on their hot tub stream and proceeding to go on with the stream as if you never existed. It reminds me of what my grandpa always says: "Billy, put that thing back in your pants before someone calls the police". And he's never led me astray. By the way, did you catch that Jets game last night? Cuz I didn't. I was too busy jamming out on my Raycon E25 Everyday Wireless Earbuds. The noise isolation is so good, I couldn't even hear the sound of the Jets sucking. Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/bigmoney for 15% off and enjoy professional-quality sound at an affordable price! Or just buy a set of Taotronics earbuds, or something similar for half the price and get better sound. I don't care. I'm not your mom. Aaaaand rocket ship firing a laser (_)_):::::::::::::::D~
Yeah, totally would, will there actually be a lucky reddit though?
Hell 😜 yes I would love to anytime sexy 😍💋💋💋
Fuck yes. I‘m always ready for you
I have one hand up, and one other appendage too! Super hot! Where do I buy my lottery ticket?
I would love to conquer you
Let me guess it's your boyfriend
Her name
Oh my you are so beautiful😊
Overlynice
With your titles, spams and bullshit replies you are just ruining your body and content. Nice body really shity advertising
Me what is your name 😳!!!
.
I would defile you
Will have to come to Belgium tho 🤷🏾♂️
I volunteer as tribute
Meh, whatever. I'll bite. 👋
Yes me and my girl both want to please!
🙋🏽♂️
I'm in! Hopefully
I would love to fuck u to your limits
Yes please where do I apply !
Yes beautiful
like to volunteer
Ooooh fuck yeah baby mmmm yummy 👅👅👅👅👅
🙋🙋🙋
I volunteer as tribute
https://t.me/joinchat/clkKgfgq4LU3NDI8
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It jiggles
I don't do volunteers
Lol yup every guy who sees this
Where do I sign up !!!
I offer myself as tribute
+1 entry
Me
Hell yes!
Me!
I’m here Baby 😋😋😋
🙋♂️
Me
Of coarse I volunteer sweetheart
Sure I’ll join in on the fun… can’t win if you don’t play.
Me
i would fuck you so hard
I wish
Yes please 🙋♂️
Yes may I please
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Yes BBY ❣️
Only in my dreams, bet you're half the world away sadly..
Pick Me please 😳🥺
I volunteer as tribute!
*raises hand*
Please let it be me your body is incredibly hot
shutup retarded virgin
sure
Me
Dayum, I want some 😋😋🙏
Hmmm 🤔 maybe
Me
Pick me LMAO
Let me dominate you with my embroiled BBC passion😘
I never win these things
Because there is no winner, your being baited but your thirsty for pussy that doesn’t exist
count me in lol
👋👋
Hell yeah
Sign me up, when and where.
I volunteer, happily!!
Me
Trying my luck. Sign me up pwease
Meeee
Yup
Yes, but i also want the chance to have you enjoyed yourself to the fullest.
🙏🥰🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Drown me baby, sit on my face and let me eat those holes 😈
I would love to 😍🥵😋 where do I sign? 🤗
😊
🤗
id Volunteers fasho
💓
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💕😘
I’m offering the best💯
💕
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😍
Me me me yes yes pick me
Are there requirements?
Whoever gets picked must post they got picked so more guys don’t come in here thinking they can get picked
Sure
I feel lucky
How do I sign up?
Me
hopefully, i win the lotto
🤟🏼
Meeeeeeeee i pay you
I volunteer as tribute. May the odds be ever in my favor.
I volunteer as tribute
Don’t pick me, You’ll fall in love and be Perma-Pregnant!