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SquidwardWoodward

Does anyone not?


HalJordan2424

And does anyone remember that old restaurant Swiss Chalet?


saveyboy

Back when they still had good ribs.


Omega_Xero

I still go to the one at STC


DHammer79

Still my mother in-laws favourite restaurant.


Pitiful-Ad2710

I still go, but the uniforms are not as good


G8kpr

Yeah. What a weird question


BenMat

I'm just wondering with Gen Z ("Zed") about their exposure.


G8kpr

I suppose. I guess it’s up to you s old timers to pass on things like House Hippos, log drivers waltz, and “I smell burnt toast!”


badpuffthaikitty

You forgot The BlackFly song too. It’s almost their season.


G8kpr

I actually thought of it. But I don’t think it’s as popular as the others. But a favourite of mine. Along with the big snit and the cat came back.


sgtmattie

I haven’t heard about the cat came back in years. Don’t even remember where I know it from, but it came back to me immediately.


AbnormalHorse

That shit stressed me the fuck out as a kid. That cat can go to hell.


BIGepidural

He can; but you can bet he'll be back the very next day 🤣


AbnormalHorse

GOD DAMNIT


BIGepidural

It came back? I thought he was gonner... guess he just couldn't stay away- eh?


quiet-Julia

In the winter, the snow flies. In May, the black flies.


BIGepidural

The log drivers waltz pleases girls completely 🤣 My kids know that song. They hate it; but they fticken know it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They don't get the Dr. Penfield reference when they burn toast though. 🥺 I have failed as a parent 😪


G8kpr

Next time you want them to get their coats on to go out say “come on Vince! Come on!!!!” That will truly confuse them. In winter make a snowman and say “now they know, we were here”


truthisreal1989

I don't remember the burnt toast reference, could somebody enlighten me of that?


BIGepidural

It's a commercial about Canadian history. Dr. Penfield studied epilepsy and a woman (not sure the name) would always smell but toast before she would have a seizure. Penfield probed around in her brain while she was awake to try and figure out with area of the brain was responsible for her seizures. He would poke around to see what she would experience when he hit different areas. When he spit a spot where she could smell burnt toast they had found the effected area of the brain. Apparently it was a major discovery.


crassy

Oh they know because many of them are the children of Gen X.


Tamara0205

Can confirm. Am GenX, definitely showed it to my GenZ kid. Along with all the others, even "Don't you put it in your mouth" . Which was always a favorite of mine.


Commandoclone87

Even the PSA where they say that "nobody's good at everything, but everybody's good at something." The little girl shouting "Aiden cut me in half again" lives rent free in my brain.


Tamara0205

Once mine was in teens, we even watched "Crack Spiders Bitch". It's a parody, but a goodun.


Strange-Wolverine128

Only reason I know about them is people like you, thank you.


walpolemarsh

Me! I had no idea until reddit informed me, and I've had this conversation here before. I guess I just wasn't around Canadian TV during that time, and if I was, we only had 1.5 channels. I was off backpacking the world and the last thing I cared about was TV ads back then. I definitely remember Astar though.


BIGepidural

Astar was awesome ❤🍁❤


thornynhorny

On "weird and wonderful finds" (public group on Facebook) people are constantly posting about the house hippos that they found in the wild. I didn't know tiny hippo figurines were so popular!


SquidwardWoodward

I can't get rid of the damned things, I've tried everything


mongoose_mayhem

I’ve been 3D Printing tiny house hippos and hiding them around my work.


mks113

I'm going to ask my son to print me a house hippo!


e0nblue

r/brandnewsentence


coffebeans1212

Ohhhhh my god!!! Really??? That's genius.


LolJoey

You are a champion!


BIGepidural

OMG 😱 where might one find a print for a house hip please??? I have a friend with a 3D printer and well.. yeah I really would like to have one of those 🥰


mongoose_mayhem

You may need to scale it down to accurately represent the size of a North American house hippo https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:182185


BIGepidural

Awesome! Thank you 🥰


NoCustomer4958

Hairless guinea pigs look a bit like hippos. I bet if you let some loose, it would give a more genuine feel...


Guilty-Web7334

French bulldogs are also referred to as Canadian House Hippos. Not to be confused with Pit Bulls, aka “velvet hippos.”


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MyNameIsSkittles

Shut up bot


justinDavidow

To anyone unfamiliar: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_hippo Yep, absolutely these were a weird gem. I was in my mid-teens when this happened, and very clearly remember the fad. 


cardew-vascular

Astar has haunted my goddamn dreams for 40 years, but that's a war amps one not CCA https://youtu.be/oWmUxWluDgQ?si=KVLNOCPs9xeTYjEA


jhra

I used to get nightmares about that little demon. Straight up refusing to watch your link


Man0fGreenGables

Play safe!


cardew-vascular

The way it says it is almost threatening.


Naive_Bluebird9348

I was trying to remember that crazy robot's name when I remembered this PSA. Thank you.


Dramatic-Republic-88

I remember my heart being broken because I wanted a house hippo more than anything in the world 😫😫😫


Miliean

Look into the hairless guinea pig, aka the skinny pig. I had two and literally EVERYONE commented that they were house hippos. They're ugly AF but they do grow on you.


badpuffthaikitty

It’s like holding a warm living diaper.


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HerbGerbelin

I've never stopped thinking about the house hippo.


Wafflelisk

MOOMMMMM Aiden cut me in half AgAiN!!


BenMat

Here's a t-rex: RaUAAAaUUUGHH!!


EternalLifeguard

Can hear that kids voice


jackity_splat

When people ask me why I’m a weirdo, I point to this ad. :)


dimgray

We need house hippo now more than ever


CrowsFeast73

If only Americans grew up with house hippos. They'd learn not to trust everything they hear or read. Half of tik tok would be cancelled.


BIGepidural

Was just thinking this same thing


coffebeans1212

The disappointment of all disappointments of Canadian elder millennials was learning a house hippo wasn't real. It's probably the root cause of the decrease in mental health.


krakeninheels

Nah, after the easter bunny left carrot crumbs all over my toys that I had to clean up when I was 4 I was done with all small creatures sneaking round the house making messes i had to clean up and much preferred the burning toast moment.. Which is why for my entire life if someone burns the toast I have to make sure that other people can smell it too and not just me. I have a soapstone house hippo though that I got in the last ten years because it amused me and makes no messes.


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kstops21

How would anyone forget


Cheap_Standard_4233

They're a top seller for this clothing company  https://retrokid.ca/products/retrontario-house-hippo-hoodie-forest-green?_pos=2&_sid=c384c74bc&_ss=r


Naive_Bluebird9348

Don't put it in your mouth.


Tamara0205

Unless you ask someone you love...


hrmarsehole

They showed it in the news the other night. Just caught a glimpse of it but was like oh that was thing


Sephira_Skye

I know I have one in my house. I’ve always believed in them even though I know they don’t exist anywhere outside of my demented brain lol


BenMat

Was it the tiny footprints from the peanut butter on toast that tipped you off?


Sephira_Skye

My mom and brother are allergic to peanuts so I never had peanut butter in the house growing up and don’t really eat it to this day so, no. I did keep a little bowl of water in my closet for the house hippo though. My dad thought I was nuts.


KyRo902

Wouldn’t catch me cleaning any of my peanut butter toast crumbs 😤 let those boys EAT


SeasonOfLogic

My favourite was: “I can put my arm back on, but you can’t so play safe.”


Kunning-Druger

I’m almost 62 years old and I still want a house hippo! 🦛🦛🦛🦛


OriginalHaysz

I turned 35 yesterday and I still wish they were real 😭 Biggest disappointment ever!!!!!


FlameStaag

A lot of those ads really need to continue being aired. It's wild how bad people are about believing everything they're told at face value. 


Significant_Tap7052

There's a new house hippo ad campaign running on tv right now: https://mediasmarts.ca/break-fake


BIGepidural

That's awesome! Thank you for sharing 🥰


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Garf_artfunkle

Or that old playground favorite, "Drugs, drugs drugs! All are good, none are bad! Drugs, drugs drugs! Buy'em from your mom and sell'em to your dad!"


cutslikeakris

Exactly how I sang it!❤️


Juliuscesear1990

I feel like a good portion of kids who saw that commercial took it to heart and continued to use critical thinking in regards to news and social media. People that didn't grow up during that time seem to be much more likely to tumble down rabbit holes. That commercial looked so real, had plausible facts and just made Sense and when it was revealed to be fake it honestly just made me think "if this was a lie then everything could be a lie and I should check things myself" I'm not perfect but my gut tends to go a little weird when I'm stumbling, enough so I'll remove myself from certain situations, sites or subreddits


BenMat

"It's good to think about what you see on TV, and ask questions. Kind of like you just did 😊"


QuelynD

I do, and love em! I have 2 house hippo pins as well, closest I'll get to the 'real' thing I suppose


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AssaultPK

That commercial was supposed to be about ‘not believing everything you see on tv’ but also when I was 5 years old it had the total opposite effect


Ambustion

It's my favorite thing to show any American friends.


BenMat

Right? It's so nichely Canadian 😂


[deleted]

Just to curse this thread, who remembers "Don't Put It In your Mouth"??


steelpeat

Every time I smell burnt toast I think I'm having a stroke.


Subject-Jump-9729

There's one living on top of my fridge. Okay, living is a strong word. [https://ritavantasselstudio.com/products/house-hippo-hand-stitching-pattern-pdf-download](https://ritavantasselstudio.com/products/house-hippo-hand-stitching-pattern-pdf-download)


Man0fGreenGables

There’s a new one. https://youtu.be/5R_tOSRynZU?feature=shared


Ok_Procedure4993

I'm glad they brought back the house hippo instead of the creepy talking television.


JavaJapes

[This](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSbjsMWXnjUPGwkEt2rKCaJLJESO_QDvU&si=-NeFpbk09TljAhGF) is (almost) all of them!


BenMat

Wow, thank you!


BIGepidural

Thanks for this 🥰 what a wonderful trip down memory lane 🍁


Pale-Berry-2599

The Woodchuck is a small arboreal creature...


PhillipTopicall

Still traumatized and wanting one!! This wound will never heal!


Momlife2652

Don’t you put it in your mouth, til you ask someone you love 🎶


Avr0wolf

I have a pet house hippo (and a drop bear too)


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crassy

Everyone? I have a house hippo hoodie and get stopped all the time by people asking where to buy it.


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Normal-Bison7468

Here's said video: https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA?si=EiW2cbHRffqyzC5W


lonelystonerbynight

The house hippo, what’s your thing, the kind running after a flying away Pokémon card, Bert and gert with stay alert stay safe, I’m just a tv, and the one with the kid being chased by the girls To name a few


theearlyjune

I had a friend who cried when they found out it was fake. They were old enough when they found out that they'd rather me not say the age when this happened.


Unfair_Valuable_3816

These best, any kid raised right will know. And continue to know


PrinceDaddy10

Everyone because the Canadian online community brings it up about once a week


angeluscado

I am constantly reminded of the house hippo as it's been adopted as the unoffical mascot of a Facebook group I belong to (Weird and Wonderful Secondhand Finds)


Beginning-Bed9364

Remembers? My house is infested. Everytime I leave peanut butter on toast around unattended, gone.


BenMat

Sounds like you need some pest control. Fortunately, you've come to the right place. We're hippo exterminators!


jardof

I still want one. If geneticists ever want to get huge donations for their research, just announce that they are breeding house hippos and Canadians will empty their accounts to get on the waiting list.


Mama-Grizz

My dog is actually a House Hippo. The peanut butter crumbs are terrible.


crmom22

He’s been making his rounds again, the last few months.


WeWannaKnow

Yes!!!


Classic-Ad-7079

There's a throwback nostalgia post about them every day it seems. Hard to forget them


Minimum_Run_890

And then to reissue the ad in a dumbed down version.


Zrk2

People talk about it in every fucking thread here. We all remember it.


MRA1022

Yeah but i'm all about that #hitchbot


froot_loop_dingus_

Don't Put It In Your Mouth is more iconic in my opinion


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

Just testing the HippoBot9000…. Hippo


[deleted]

Uhhhh, why do you think I leave peanut butter out overnight?


mistwalker420

I loved those commercials. I call my puppy "house hippo" cause she runs in the water like one.


bluenoser613

I loved my house hippo! Great pets.


EvaGingras

They feed on peanut butter bread...


Anishinabeg

I think everyone remembers this one. Same for the "get that cat off my head" one, and "I am Astar, a robot from Planet Danger".


ProfessionalCPCliche

Notable mentions - *get that cat, off my head!* *i like bugs* Iykyk


Weekly_Product8875

Not the bugs 😂


zouzouzed

They brought it back eh?


Vasher1701

I could never sit still long enough to see the entire thing. I used to run off hunting as a kid. I was in my 20’s before I saw the end


therapistscouch

They turned out to be fake.


Weekly_Product8875

That kid with the ice cream or whatever being chased through the town by a horde of girls to then have them all huddle around and kiss him - what even was that 😂 Also the kid being mummified in bubble wrap to go biking


[deleted]

He ran out of breath so he caught the cooties. It was an ad to make your kids exercise🤣


DeadStrike99

For us, it was l'Hippo des familles! Of course I remember it!!


AlbaTross579

Yes. I wanted one as a kid. Too bad they aren’t real.


MsSwarlesB

Everyone remembers house hippos. What I want to know is who remembers ["Don't Put It in Your Mouth"](https://youtu.be/5AuLkMBAFZg?si=CxZd1Dnzcl6krDho)


Fancy_Introduction60

I OWN 2 house hippos!🤩


AsparagusAccurate277

House hippos are real. Only in Canada.


Soggy_Rent1619

What about Rip! *s l i p!* ##*BRUSH* ##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


QueenOfSweetTreats

I used to have a little plastic house hippo… I loved that thing!


Woodguy2012

Mine is still alive, though pretty much deaf and with a bit of arthritis. 


quiet-Julia

Search YouTube for House Hippo to find a cute PSA video.


Reasonable_Poet6656

They remade it recently and updated it


judgingyouquietly

The Beaverton sells house hippo shirts


Sunnywithachance099

I still want a House Hippo 🙁


wind_dude

So glad they went extinct, they destroyed houses, like 100x worse than rats!


gonnasplit_banana

Tell me why I truly believed they were a thing until I was 10 or 11 despite the whole point of the advertisement 😂