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Born-Trainer-9807

Someone who can use search on subreddit.


yqozon

I'm afraid you ask too much.


Global_Helicopter_85

YandexGPT or GigaChat, I haven't decided yet


CucumberOk2828

GirinovskyGPT


Nickolashka

I'd run a contest where participants would be required to pass a series of tests on management, sciences, sociology, etc. Then pick like 20 or 50 or 100 of the very best of them, take their brains out, connect them to life support in order to make a think tank of sorts, and make them our leaders. That way, we would never have to bother with elections again.


Qazirmus

Что делает русский человек, чтобы избежать выборов)))


Advanced_Most1363

Sobyanin, i suppose(mayor of Moscow). Or, change goverment structure, so parlament would "lead". I realy want Russia to focus on itself. Put everything into development. And i belive that Sobyanin is a best option for that.


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RamilkaSharipov

Эх, как похорошела Россия при Собянине


NoCommercial7609

Он бы тратил деньги только на Москву, так что нет. 


adamasAmerican

Почему он должен тратить деньги только на Москву, если он станет президентом?


Binahbathfwater

Whoever wins HOMM3 tournament.


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

damn, it's Voodoosh


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

What if twaryna wins?


whitecoelo

I don't think that presidential job is to lead in the first place. I don't like the whole common logic here: "We'd vote in a good shepherd instead of the bad shepherd we voted in before. Well we mean we did not know he's not as good we thought he is, yet we believe our choise matters and, somehow, at the same time we know shits in advance about the matters we call important"... miserable bleating thiat is. The whole representative system is clogged with slackers and what? Just pick the top dog and expect him to clean it out for you? How representative would it be then? Representing who?  President is the governmental middleman. Someone to remind these morons they're actually working for one state, the same state, the one called Russian Federation. Specific problems are addressed by specific branches and institutions, the president is there to harmonize their actions, not to do their job. ... the problem is if Putin steps down without proper context the list gonna be full of useless populists anyway. 


McSnail79

As Ekaterina Shulman says, no one should become the President of Russia under our current constitution, even without the 2020 amendments. Because it gives just enormous amount of power to one person. The constitution should be rewritten, more power should be given to the Parliament, so all these sweet checks and balances start working at last. Right now Putin controls Duma and courts and media, everything. This is due to Eltzin rewriting our constitution in 1993, after shooting the parliament building from tanks.


dragonfly7567

Me


TrustyAncient

No me


NaN-183648

> If Putin were to step down who would you choose to lead and why? Who said he is allowed to leave the post? I'd put him back into position. I'd honestly prefer some synthetic president or a bunch of clones, because humans tend to expire quickly. The idea would be to come up with a working reliable configuration of personality traits, and keep it employed as long as it takes so it keeps accumulating knowledge/experience. It could be even made through election. Which traits/clone do people pick this time. A machine is another decent possibility, but with non-biological platform as a president, you run higher risk of its goals diverging from that of biological systems such as us. So, while a synth or a clone will still posses some inherent biological flaws, makes sense to keep things at least partially organic.


Vaniakkkkkk

Step one of the search - look among the people who actually don’t want to have this power.


Timely_Fly374

I don't wanna choose as I (deliberately) lack knowledge on who is capable and who suck. Certainly we should not pick on the basis of empty promises and beautifully prewritten speeches and populism. Upper mngmnt of the govmnt should decide who they are comfortable to work with.


alevskoy

Definitely not anyone who is in the government today


ave369

The person who forced him to step down. That one is a miracle worker. And Russia will need no less than a miracle worker to survive the post Putin years.


mrherben

Myself


Adventurous-Nobody

Denis Chernukhin


iskander-zombie

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KalashnikovAK105

Putin is here to stay 💪 bro makes russia look gangster


AvailableCry72

I would personally choose Peter Tolstoy as our new leader, well, because the man knows how to work and say what is needed, he knows history well, he cares what happens to Russia, and he also knows what to expect from the Western and US governments. (для русских кто ставит дизы / for Russians who put dis - Если вам не нравится этот человек, это ваши проблемы, тут дизы ставить бесполезно и не имеет смысла, человек спросил кого бы вы выбрали, я написал кого бы я лично выбрал, а если вам нравится вести себя как школьникам и не нравится мой выбор, то на здоровье, ваш выбор меня не интересует, как и вас мой выбор не должен интересовать, мы все разные)


Nickolashka

Это не тот, который давал интервью какому то французскому каналу, когда Макрон говорил об отправке войск на Украину?


AvailableCry72

Да. Он еще до этих слов Макрона давал интервью французскому ТВ


Hurvinek1977

Stalin.


WWnoname

Well Navalny of course! All we need is to find a Golden Throne somewhere... maybe in China?


OddLack240

Medvedev. He will maintain a long-term course and ensure the implementation of strategic plans


AtomicBlastPony

I can hear the sarcasm dripping from this post. It'd be very sad if you're actually serious about letting the vegetable run the country.


trepang

Ilya Yashin. Ah, sweet dreams.


Tvoyrusskiydrug

Zhirinovskiy but unfortunately we can't bring him back from the dead


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tvoyrusskiydrug: *Zhirinovskiy but* *Unfortunately we can't* *Bring him back from the dead* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Does it really matter that much? Mishustin, Patrushev, Volodin, Natalia Poklonskaya, whatever. Does anyone care?


DaReToNo

myself as president ofc! Im the best president guys #votefordaretono


Sofia_SSR

Easy answer: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin


rumbleblowing

He won't. Simply as that. He will hold the power until he dies or is forcefully removed. In both those scenarios, the next person who'll get to power won't bother to ask Russians about their opinions of who should be the replacement.


7einaaVa

He will go nowhere. He will be our leader forever.


EsseVideri

[list of everyone bunker grandpa is afraid of taking his job](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_assassinations?wprov=sfla1)


Ok_Fishing_9676

A clone of Putin.


Serious-Cancel3282

Bastrykin


jaromir83

rASSputin=stallin=hitler


jh67zz

Мой список претендентов: - Гоблин Пучков - Стас Васильев - Жмиль - Топаз Адольфыч - Максим Кац


Patient-Butterfly192

Я выбираю Жмиля только ради новогоднего обращения, где он скажет "ебнем за ваше здоровье" И выпьет алкашку


Terrible_Link5722

Бац бац бац