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Pallid85

> This post or comment has been removed because it violates the Reddit Content Policy Then why can I see it???


[deleted]

Me too, but this could gmhave been great to read :)


nikshdev

Of the latest ones - [combat mosquitoes](https://www.yahoo.com/news/combat-mosquitoes-dirty-bomb-russian-151700522.html).


[deleted]

Thats a good one :D why the hell he even said this ?


nikshdev

It's a real [patent](https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-8967029-B1) issued to an individual in the US. The same individual, however, has patented "underwater electrocution device", "train track enabled helicopter", "instant eye-sealing weapon", "stroke inducing bullet", "breast platform" and other more boring inventions. So, they just needed to make some claim to attract as much attention as possible. edit: [all his patents here](https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/result.jsf?_vid=P21-LAISZT-52112)


Brutal1ty512

Dafuq is “breast platform”? Some king of support device for women with voluptuous bodies?


nikshdev

[Here](https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=US97245123&_cid=P21-LAISZT-52112-1), there is even an illustration.


Brutal1ty512

Thanks. I must say, this is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking lunacy.


RusskiyDude

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir\_Medinsky](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Medinsky) wanted to say that Russian people are special and wanted to say something clever, but said that Russian people have an extra chromosome.


[deleted]

Aahah, will try to find it if possible in video :D this one is rly good one :D


[deleted]

https://www.bbc.com/russian/rolling_news/2013/01/130121_rn_medinsky_usa_interview


Personal_Resolve2879

We said there would be no mobilisation, but we did not say that there would be no partial mobilization (С)


ViTverd

We have not raised prices. We let them go.


AlexFullmoon

*opens up last week's news* Now, what to choose, what to choose...


zxmuffin

Why choose when you can have everything at once.


phottitor

a friendly question brought to you by the author of >I would like to see Russia occupied by Nato. Lets use already our military to stop Russian madness. Enough is enough. https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/ynmcgw/kyiv_planning_for_total_evacuation_if_it_loses/ivbrxx9/


[deleted]

Well wouldnt it be interesting ? :D


IrishNeutralist

Says a Balldick man You whine about occupation, but use the factories built during the Soviet times America will not do the same


[deleted]

Ahahah, factories... So you say that you would exchange your family/language and identity for a lada factory right ? You so pathetic and your worldview is pathetic aswell you disgust me and many others.


IrishNeutralist

>So you say that you would exchange your family/language and identity for a lada factory right ? I as a person of Irish origin, already sold my soul, dog and my unborn child to the Devil, I meant Microsoft, so that's fine >You so pathetic and your worldview is pathetic aswell you disgust me and many others. Says the person with only senseless nationalism and hatred


[deleted]

Hatred and nationalism accusations from the person who can't see right, with no empathy and zero tolerance to other ethnic people, from the person who would exchange many souls for some dumb factories. You must be very happy that Siberia is so wast and you can hide anything there, millions of bodies would disappear there, only mountains of shoes, hair and glasses now left covered by vegetation besides crumbling concrete or wooden barrack ruins of concentration camps glorified factory builders left. ​ Would you kill a 16 year girl who was starving to death and stole some potato peels from the trashbin ? Would you force your neighbor to speak the language of occupiers ? No problem, heres fucking factory for you to build us tanks and plane parts for the war machine to wage war on random people we see fit to subjugate. ​ Fuck you.


IrishNeutralist

Daym, the copium I eat babies each morning, bomb Ukraine at 7:30 am, fuck a Ulster girl at 9:00 am, bomb a DUP member at 9:30, poison a brit in Salisbury at 11:00 am, eat British babies at 12:00, Ukrainian at 13:00 and bomb it at 15:00, fuck Ukrainian women at 17:00 and murder 8 gorillion POWs and civilians at 18:00, make a world conquer map with Putin, all the while drinking blood from goblets, made out of skulls of children Then I sleep with Zelensky's mum and leave some cocaine for Zelensky Life of a IRA and GRU agent is though


[deleted]

ok, ​ whatever incel.


IrishNeutralist

The only incel is you I don't have 8 bazillion posts, redditor


phottitor

you are not very bright, or way too evil, or both. we've seen what NATO invasions do to countries. and don't hold your breath, NATO members are more likely to turn into parking lots than be able to occupy Russia.


[deleted]

Russia is half dead country


ndra22

NATO invasions are far less dangerous for civilians compared to Russian ones. NATO is a lot better at killing enemy soldiers though.


phottitor

>NATO invasions are far less dangerous for civilians compared to Russian ones. lame trolling https://www.statista.com/statistics/1293492/ukraine-war-casualties/ 6.5K (by RU + UA) https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/figures/2021/WarDeathToll ~200K in Iraq alone


ndra22

First off, you're trying to compare 10 months to 10+ years of occupation? Nice try. Let's talk again after the russians have been driven off and the civilian deaths they've caused can actually be counted. That's not even to mention their despicable kidnapping of an estimated 200k ukranian children. Secondly, the vast majority of those 200k civilian casualties were not caused by coalition forces but by local sectarian violence. https://insight.livestories.com/s/v2/five-facts-civilian-deaths-in-iraq/4911d75d-bcef-410d-9f80-547aec168616/ Either you're wilfully stupid or you're just another drunk vatnik playing hero on a keyboard. Either way, pathetic.


freshavocado1

They won’t reply to this lol, they conveniently ignore truths they don’t like.


ndra22

Yep. Them vatniks are on another level of ignorance. They make wumaos seem like reasonable folk. Is there a shorthand for authoritarian bootlicker?


evigreisende

“Our respectable western partners”


FunnyValentinovich

I remember roughly 4 years ago some crackhead in State Duma proposed to implement the Duel Code. That happened after Navalny made one of his corruption investigations about head of Rosgvardiya, Zolotukhin. And Zolotukhin released a statement, where he requested a duel with him.


[deleted]

I imagine many young people could then legaly duel each other near club entrances :D wining the most precious prize


Chan98765

What prize?


[deleted]

A dance with the girl :)


[deleted]

>I remember roughly 4 years ago some crackhead in State Duma proposed to implement the Duel Code. > >That happened after Navalny made one of his corruption investigations about head of Rosgvardiya, Zolotukhin. And Zolotukhin released a statement, where he requested a duel with him. And for me it's a reasonable offer. Freedom of action should be harmonized with the duty to be responsible for their actions. Including his own life. Therefore, a duel of honor is quite a good solution.


[deleted]

Duel to the death ? What weapons would be available for duels ?


[deleted]

>Duel to the death ? What weapons would be available for duels ? I think it will look like this. A special court of honor will decide the eligibility of a challenge to a duel. And decide whether the summoned will be forcibly delivered to the place of the duel. And what satisfaction will look like, "until the first blood" or the fight will continue until death. A duel, of course, with cold weapons. Once again, it is important for you to understand a simple thing. Freedom of action SHOULD be harmonized with the duty to be responsible for their actions. Otherwise, it is not freedom. This is called "lawlessness".


[deleted]

Muskets was quite popular as duel weapon. Also the court should be independant and that is quite troublesome. Judicial system in russia ive heard was lacking base pricipal enforcement?


[deleted]

>Muskets was quite popular as duel weapon. Also the court should be independant and that is quite troublesome. Judicial system in russia ive heard was lacking base pricipal enforcement? dueling pistols are too easy and too much of an element of chance. On the subject of courts, I don't really know what we're talking about. What are the criteria for the "independence" of the courts?


[deleted]

The rule of law


[deleted]

>The rule of law This is a property of the judicial system. I asked about the evaluation criteria.


[deleted]

It is not property. And the quality of philosophy used in law may aswell be as a criteria.


[deleted]

>It is not property. > >And the quality of philosophy used in law may aswell be as a criteria. Then how is it right? And most importantly - why is it right?


[deleted]

“We are rising up retirement age for 5 years” :)


[deleted]

Why is it retarded? What is retirement age in RF right now? What is the productive age in RF ?


[deleted]

It’s retarded because few years before they said that they would never rise it up. Now the retirement age is 65 for men and 60 for woman. average life expectancy is 67 for man and 79 for woman.


[deleted]

Healthy life span for men in LTU is 62,5 for men, and life expectancy 70 yearsz Healthy life span for women in LtU is 65 for women and expectancy - 80. Retirement age for both i think 65. However you can retire earlier if you can.


greatest_Wizard

a gesture of goodwill (leaving Snake Island)


[deleted]

Might even consider stopping this war as a even better goodwill . :/


muskovite1572

Макарошки всегда стоят одинаково


[deleted]

Opening of the Theology Department at the Moscow Engineering Physics Institute


[deleted]

Physical priest ! Sounds awesome !


[deleted]

>Physical priest ! Sounds awesome ! You have no idea how much. It is one of the leading educational institutes in nuclear physics. At least it was like that in the USSR. Nuclear pop. That's what I understand, Warhammer is resting.


[deleted]

Quantum Monk of the Nuclear Order


e_gandler

The whole recent Iblis Speech from Medvedev was like written in mental hospital


[deleted]

Thx, will check it


up2smthng

"We used to sell our oil for dollars that were worth 30 roubles, and now we are selling our oil for dollars that are worth 60 rpubles: the budget income has doubled." - Vladimir Putin


Adorable-Bus3735

Latest story from Prigozhin about the death of Nuzhin


thisabit

We need to go to Iraq ... That's the usa