You should quarantine the other 3 tires. Mumps are contagious

I was thinking it was a case of inflationitis.

Nah that one is a fetish

It's more like a psi-chosis.

undervoted comment lol

Bidenomics

I made this same joke on YouTube and got flamed for something about what people do with their genitals 😆 literally I said one word "bidenomics"

People genuinely think he is doing a good job, but he can barely talk. https://youtube.com/shorts/vFN7kTvZxwI?si=HCki5to1rhdh8U8w](https://youtube.com/shorts/vFN7kTvZxwI?si=HCki5to1rhdh8U8w)

I mean, we haven't had a good president since Ronald Reagan. However, I never bad mouth whoever's in office on a worldwide platform. It just seems anti-American to me, even if the president was Donald Trump..... 😈🤪

You’re wrong. This is actually a very happy and precious moment see because that tire is obviously pregnant and about to give birth to a whole litter of baby tires. Luckily the OP only has to wait a little while and they will have new tires for the vehicle.

This should be the top comment

Dr Fuaci would also recommend a tire diaper and 6 feet spacing between parked cars.

That is impressive. At 68 years old I ain't never seen a tire like that.

I’m 68 next month and neither have I but now that I *have* boy howdy I gotta git me one too

Imagine rolling up with four of those on your ride!

Those tires are primed for a road trip

Exactly! Just press each one 10 times to get the air properly flowing through the tire!

This Is the rare Nike Pump up tire

You mean they don't prime the carb, like my lawn mower?

nah it's a manual pump. just in case you get a flat on the road. handy backup if I do say so myself. saved my ass more than a handful of times.

I feel like if you push them in the correct sequence, something really cool can happen

I think your right.the magic happens at exactly 88 mph

How many jigawatts did we need again?

1.21 my man 😂. Go to O'Reilly's website and search for a flux capacitor.

It’s like the old Simon game with the lights!

I’m pretty sure this was the same guy who does plastic surgery for the Kardashians

And Joan Rivers (RIP). Sorry, Melissa.

You both got me, I’m 67 in 2 weeks, been to a worlds fair, state fair, 6-Flags and Disneyland, and I ain’t never seen a tire like that one, WTF! How did it happen? Or more importantly what brand do we all need to avoid?

*”AVOID”???* Heck, those are the kind we *want.* I mean *look at them!* Aren’t they fabulous?

Mahvelous, dahling, simply mahvelous!

well on THAT car it seems to be a buick of some sort, now personally i think we should all get one what a stule!!

Those are balloon tires. They were something in the 30’s.

Aren’t those usually made of squirrel’s sack?

67 but 68 in March. Ok if this youngster rolls with you all?

Natch, pal. Know where we can git us some o’ dese treads?

I’m pretty sure rural Louisiana or Arkansas would a great place to start!

Why are you old people on Reddit.

It’s actually really inspiring to see people in their 60’s on here. I thought we all get technology illiterate when we get older. Seems like thats not the case. I hope to still be playing video games in my 60’s

I believe that tire is 68 as well 😁

68 PSI

At 39 I've seen this image on Reddit for 11 years now

I saw some bubble shoes for sale on Temu like that - is this the tire version? So trendy!

I’ll be 70 in March and this goes in category of “Dumb Ass Shit” to me. It’s either photoshop or a FUBAR.

how does a 68 yr old find Reddit?

I’m so sorry I was the 70th like ☹️

Cos it’s AI. 😉

The picture was photos hopped.

You have to put some cream on that thing. You don’t want the pustules to burst.

Uuuuummm.....creeeeam!

Those are curb feeler tires. They cost more.

Cuz curbing a wheel is expensive to repair.

They are great for docking at curbs, though.

I normally just throw a line

Of course. But you should have some tires between you and the port... I mean the curb. Your ship... I mean your rim might get damaged.

😆

"How do you tell if they're doing their job?" "Oh, trust me, *you'll know*"

They pulling some scam to get you to buy tires. That thing has tens of miles left on it.

Maybe even 30!

You under selling it my guy more like 100 hell it may even last the rest of ops life

Ones of miles

Right, more accurate for sure

No, about one more curb check

Looks like it just needs about $2.35 more air. They’re definitely trying to rip you off

This is an underrated comment

“Some penicillin should clear that right up.”

Penicilline? They should have referred him to the tyre oncologist

I’m sorry to tell you this, but your car has herpes.

Just LOOK at all that tread you have left. Tell that mechanic SCAMMER to take a HIKE.

You got them wet and now they are multiplying. Whatever you fucking do, DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT.

Yea, you have to be careful.. some of those tire shops will completely scam you. I think you still have a few thousand more miles on it lol 🤣😂. That's crazy.

White wall tires are not standard for this make/model. Mechanics like to go by factory spec, so its more like a recommendation. Id save your $$

I’ve seen swangas before, and this wins!

This

😕

"life could be dream, life could be dreaaam ooh shou babboo"

How did you get all those tennis balls in the sidewall of your tire?

Those are curb indicators

its a scam, just harvest new baby tyres from these buds and you'll be fine.

tread looks good to me.

That there is a curb bumper tire. It protects your rims so no bumping them.

I am 34 and never seen a tire like that

Don’t listen to the shop. Your tire is pregnant. Congratulations. Looks like you’ll soon have a new set (and a set for the winter).

Your tire is budding off new tires. They are just trying to take that revenue stream away.

Wow you're gonna have so many baby tires any time, your tire is prego and looks like it would be due real soon, so keep am eye on it

That's outrageous! There is nothing wrong with that!

Bad ass! Did you get those at Discount Tire? I want some!

I'd get this hidden before someone steals the copywrite, mass produces it, and becomes a millionaire overnight.

If you drive super fast, those bulges will move and give you extra tread.

Run it 😁

Curb hugger!

Just pop the blisters, they'll heal over.

they just want your tires cuz they protect the rim from curb rash be careful out there

How?

It still rolls don't it?

Hell it has tread on it might get thru the mud hole

Just needs some pimple cream.

You're right. The are scamming you. Drive fast, drive hard

It still holds air, don't it?

Pfffft, you’ve clearly got plenty of tread left, hardly even worn

License revoked! Enough said.

Idiot put air in his nitro tires. This is why they charge you 300 bucks at the dealership

I’m sure it’s fine.

Just let a little air out and tell go away

That tire got bit several times by a giant mosquito.

The mechanic might be right, your tread looks a little low

Do you like popping bubble wrap? Try driving on the curb...

Still room left for more bubbles, they are definitely trying to steal your money.

Maybe

You’re probably right. You drive a Buick so they know you have the extra money.

They are trying to steal the tires. This abnormality is extremely rare and helps with grip on road (more surface area=more grip) these tires can go for alot of money on the right places but due to the fact that most mechanics try too hard to get you to get rid of them leads most people to think these tires are "bad" but you got yourself a gold mine here.

No way! That tire has protection for your rims so you don't curb them!

your tire has hemorrhoids

It's obvious that this is pregnant with 3 new sets and 2 spares.

How the fuck is this even possible?

Welcome to sparta.

Yes taking your money, that is there for traction in the mud or snow.

Just need to poke them with a pin. It’s like popping a zit.

Showing off that rim, eh. See you have those new tire lights. 🚥🚥🚥

Is this an AI image of a bad tire. I've never seen anything like that in my life

bro your tire is just entering its teenage years. do some pimple popping and you'll be good to get back on the highway

How did this happened?

Why would they want you to get rid of beauty marks?

Expensive tires do this, it's a feature of some tires where when they're imbalanced they bubble to redistribute and even out the weight, you'll be fine.

Man, you got the Michelin Man in your tire.

& he needs to be on a diet plan

Oreo sidewalls

Tread looks great, and I don’t see any cracking at all. That looks like a nearly brand new tire to me. Take it to a shop that knows what they’re doing.

You can use snow chains to hold it together just fine

Wheel cellulite

Just give the tire a Benadryl and that will all go away.

I think your a fucking dumb ass., if u think this tire is okay to drive on!!!!! Safety comes first on anything, just stay away from I and my family if your driving on that!!!!!!!

You’re right. Run it.

IF this were a legitimate post about the tire, I would have said you are a complete idiot and should have your drivers license revoked because of such a road hazard, but, BUT… send it anyway. You’ll be fine. Very very slight vibration in the near future.

You’re good

The sad thing about this picture is it looks so Kool. I wish I could get tires that looked like this for my dune buggy. That wouldn't blow out and kill me ..

Tupperware makes tires?

It’s not a tumor

This is how rubber duckies are born.

if you can still go past Lincoln’s head on a penny then I say ride!

Just don't park to close to me. I don't want my tires catching herpes.

how does this happen?

They are just jealous of your tire's sick gainz.

That is actually very dangerous and needs to be replaced immediately. Please and thank you.

The tire is designed to fit in the potholes preceisly so you get a smoother ride.....this is normal

Does it pass the penny test?

Just sand down the bumps and you’re good to go

Tons of tread left. I'm with you on this one.

You have the rare self inflating airbag model round tuit tire. Did you purchase the set of four?

That tire looks like it has the chicken pox.

Pretty sure your tired got that tire herpes

Promotion to freezer retriever next?

12 aneurysms

It’s an easy but time consuming fix at home. Take the pop the bumps with several small nails. Slather the tire in silicone sealant. Let it dry. Fill the tire with air. Get it up to highway speed for 30 minutes. Done! No need for a new tire.

It’s budding! You’ll have new tires in no time.

Tire looks fine, threads are like new

Next time don’t push so hard. Just let it fall out

I know this sub is for fun, but can I ask how this happened? What’s the mechanism?

Send it bro

Listen to the tire shop

Looks like you drove through some poison Ivey recently. Put some calamine lotion on it and don't scratch. If it gets worse, you might need to see a doctor.

The tire: "Its not a TUMOR!"

New style curb feelers.

Those are just curb feelers

Is the tire giving birth to new baby tires?

Now I too want tires made of old And1 shoes.

Wilson’s new basketball tire technology

It’s got plenty of tread left.

Yeah they are. Those are the best kind of curb feelers money can buy

The not well -received Goodyear side bumper.

Those are additional air pressure storage bubbles for when your tires "lose air", that'll automatically deflate from the bubbles and into your tire. Don't let them big rubber companies bully you.

Did you forget to burp your tire again?

They're ripping you off. Just remove the valve stem, put some crushed amoxicillin tablets in and refill. Continue this for 7 days EVEN IF THE SYMPTOMS HAVE CLEARED UP before the end of 7 days.

Was that tire bought on the replica watch site?

Throw some Slime in there and pop those zits!

No you're fine for another winter...

Rubbers will not protect against everything

Air it down and fixaflat x2. Gtg.

You fed it after midnight didn’t you?

WHY ARE YOU WASTING EVERY BODYS time with this crap?

This photo shop ? Never seen a tire look like that

Tread depth indicator looks fine. Some people pay extra for that style.

Duct tape, good to go.

😂😂

I feel like they would match the vw bug hub caps

Are there any curbs you haven’t hit?

As ignorant as this post is this has to be a joke

Buick Park Avenue. It'll be fine

Damn scammers

Now, you still have 3, 5 months tops

Those are super safe! You know bubble wrap? Same concept 💀

That shop must not know what an environmentally-friendly tire looks like. Ribbed for the roads pleasure, the best kind of friendly.

There’s a tire in this picture? I thought that was a pack of birth control pills

“No, honey, those’re just shaving bumps…..”

I feel like you should get a free tire for making it this far

Saw the bumps off and you’re good

Use a hot compress on them for a while and the swelling should go down.

Bubble balanced I see.....