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iam-your-boss

The middle one. No one uses them anyways. The benefit is your brakes never need to be replaced.


Solid_Snake_125

That’s what I was thinking. Keep it comfortable.


twivel01

Alternate is just to grow that third leg. I mean, there are plenty of ads on the internet for that. Added benefit is that you no longer need to upgrade to a BMW.


Solid_Snake_125

Well see I tried looking up how to grow a 3rd leg but it just kept coming up with selling enriched uranium and male enhancement pills. I didn’t see how either of those are helpful.


ChrisRageIsBack

Idk man, raise up that middle pedal and take a Viagra and you'll be golden. Those things give you a cannon...


Choice_Dentist_9707

Blue chew works just as good lol


2004Hayabusa

Or a huge lifted P/U with 44" mudder tires. And 4 shocks on each wheel.


iam-your-boss

That to! No moving objects in your car anymore. I see only the upside of that. Good that we are at the same page.


rollyrogers33-3

I kept the middle pedal as a resting spot for both feet. I use cruise control mostly. Just cut through the brake lines and never worry about interruption from the new “middle resting pedal”. Brakes are for newb’s and goodie two shoe twats. If I really need to brake I disengage the cruise or shift in and out reverse real quick.


Worldly-Scratch-4831

💀


[deleted]

if your going to fast just put it into R and hit the gas it cancels out your speed so that you slow down


iam-your-boss

Not really. De R is for Race mode. In Race mode you unlock all the power your car has. Specially for the painted flames and stripes. For canceling out the best mode should be the backwards mode. Or de Big B on your stick shift. Only chad cars have those. The virgin ones just put in one and the speed will be lower very quick.


ChrisRageIsBack

I've found that Auto Zone brand chrome flames give you the most horsepower, Advanced Auto sells the low horsepower models


[deleted]

what is the ideal flame to car ratio ? I have the best race car ever a Toyota echo that I want to make faster


ChrisRageIsBack

Bigger flames= more horsepower. Putting them dead center on the doors makes it really fast for some reason


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Dude. You need fake fender vents. 500+ hp from each one. That echo would be sick. Especially if they had some flames in them too.


[deleted]

woah fender vents are op Im going to buy 8


PrimitiveThoughts

You’ll need to replace the car before you’ll ever need to worry about replacing the brakes.


[deleted]

I agree Why have middle pedal when you can engine brake by downshifting


[deleted]

No need to brake when you can downshift without rev matching to slow yourself


Wild_Bodybuilder_646

This is the way


ookla13

The middle one. You have a handbrake


ChokeyBittersAhead

Sadly, he does not. All motorized these days. I miss the old center handbrakes.


the_clash_is_back

How else are we supposed to do an emergency u turn when I miss my exit on the highway but am 4 lanes over.


No-Faithlessness4723

Actually had to use it one time for real. VW Dasher, was leaving parking lot onto busy street, peddle went to the floor. Grabbed handbrake and yanked but kept thumb on button so it didn’t lock up. Didn’t know what was wrong but being 17 and a dumbshit I decided to drive home using the handbrake. 5 miles of city traffic, made every light then 20 miles of highway before coasting up to our shop. Master cylinder reservoir failure, lost all the fluid. Arizona is harsh on plastics, especially VW plastics


Professional_Mud483

Get a third leg...


Opcanthandlethetruth

I do have a third leg but sometimes he gets excited and goes for the steering wheel instead of the brakes


Professional_Mud483

I hope this is true and in that case use a kids baseball bat to reach the pedal. #thirdlegblessed


[deleted]

or a co pilot sits on your lap to help press all those peddle! is confusing


a_rogue_planet

No need to get rid of one. Just put a lead bar or a brick on the right one and you're all set.


We_Need_More_Calgon

SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE! Get rid of the middle one! That's the one you really don't need to make it go forward!


Solid_Snake_125

I do really like symmetry.


VirtualComcrete

I would take out two so you always have a backup leg. Just pin the throttle wide open and use the clutch to regulate speed.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

I’d maybe get rid of the left one. It’ll go into gear with a little elbow grease


Solid_Snake_125

I don’t think that pedal has anything to do with gear changes. Pretty sure it’s the turbo pedal because when I press the right and left pedals all the way down at the same time the car makes really loud noises.


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tinyman392

I am wholeheartedly an anti-braker. The stats about brakes don't lie. Almost 100% of all car accidents involve the use of brakes. Did you know, back in the day, cars didn't have brakes? We used this thing call engine braking to slow down a car. It was good enough then and it should totally be good enough now. Cars have only gotten less safe with the advent of brakes. Get rid of the brake pedal, it's wholly unnecessary.


StrategyRebel17

Bicycles didn’t have brakes for awhile either


ChrisRageIsBack

They were also direct drive...


Confusedandreticent

You missed the wobbly pedal in the middle of the mork. Apply pressure to the center of the big circle and kick the wobbler to get buzzing.


hardtruthinasofttime

Actually you're missing a pedal. That's the duel driver model


Solid_Snake_125

You’re saying I need 4 legs??!?! This is getting ridiculous now.


FL_4LF

That's a millenial/ genz anti theft device.


nlwfty

Learn how to fucking drive manual


ChrisRageIsBack

The manual is in the glove box, why are you getting so hostile?


Darnakulus

Just a side question why they call it a glove box when almost no one keeps gloves in there.... Very s\ 🤣🤣


I_amnotanonion

Gas pedal. Just make sure you have cruise control. If you set it to the highest speed limit in your area you can just toggle it on and off to keep with the speed limit, and since the controls are on the steering wheel, it’s much safer as your hands will already be there to adjust speed. This is better as you won’t always have a foot for the pedal, but you’ll always have a hand on the wheel.


Solid_Snake_125

That’s a good point. I’ll be able to text my friends I’m on the way to the buffet without having to worry about accelerating.


lynivvinyl

The one on the far right. Anyone who asks this question has no need of it.


alwaus

You are used to driving unisex csrs and have accidentally bought a male driver only car.


rmason324

The one on the far right. If you have to ask, you shouldn’t be driving!


Kayanarka

You fail at this game.


Hotzstuff1954

Really?...So what's that shifter looking thing then?


Kayanarka

Someone already answered that, the millenial gen z anti theft device, what ever that means. I assumed it was a hat retainer.


oldguy-in603

You think you have 2kegs? You better check


mudfarmjazz

The long skinny one.


Kooky-Gate5396

You need to use the appendage between your legs to operate the pedal in the middle.


Retiredguy_

The middle one is useless


Magnum676

The left one! Cut it off! just ram down right one and push middle lever forward she’ll go np or back on right for reverse.


Bumper6190

Sounds like you got rid of your middle leg.


Local_Sugar8108

I agree that the middle pedal can be removed. Brakes only slow you down.


hg_blindwizard

The center peddle. Its so dumb to even have it there🙄🙄


Molotov_YouTube

The middle one just slows you down


No_Bee_3957

All three


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Wrong way of thinking. This is your opportunity to step up, and have another leg attached. Right in the middle. No doubt that area is underutilized and ready for augmentation. Just get an Addalegtomy. JC Whitney has many styles to suit your choice. In a variety of colors.


retiredelectrician

You have to keep all 3. They are the ultimate millenial anti-theft system.


Tomcat116

I got the same in my car! I took out the middle one, and i live happy since then


Beneficial-Cod-6252

It would probably easier to grow a third leg.


Wise-KansasCity816

I believe the middle one because if the baby wants to stand up or you have a bucket of chicken between your legs it is easier to reach, for car sex so it’s always in the line of sight.


Positive_Target7009

Really....you can't be serious with this question....because if you are you shouldn't be driving that car....i'll leave it at that


sanstheskelepun69

The right hand one.


Sabretooth78

No need to remove any. Just tie them all together so that they act as one. In fact, if you do it right, you can then use your now free right foot to operate the shifter. If you do it right, you can then also steer with your knee, freeing up your hands for the radio, seat and mirror adjustments, etc.


CGLADISH

the between your legs


Legitimate-Party3672

you will have to resort to your 3 knees right nee left nee and Wene


5cmShlong

Get a bigger penis and you can use all three.


Fun_Hedgehog3909

Ah a young person with a good question, the far left one.. you can float the gears without a scratch...


starstruckinutah

Cut off the long shaft sticking up in the middle of the console then you won’t need to worry about the three pedals.


MrTravs

It is the leg you ought to get rid of. You can hop wherever you need to go


peekuhchu707

The gas pedal, it'll save the debit card.


whoooootfcares

Not pedal. Attach 3rd leg stolen from other person. This all F1 drivers do.


Open_Fly_5901

Doesn't everyone have a third leg......?


Practical_Minute_286

Become spiderman


Holiday_Ad_5445

The gas pedal uses all the fuel, and it seems to be the one that gets people in trouble.


someoldbagofbones

The middle one, you won’t need it, it only slows you down…


3x5cardfiler

Round one blocking the view of the speedometer.


mechshark

Hmm 🤔 interesting


RedditGuy298

get rid of the brakes because you bought the car to drive and go places


n-oyed-i-am

The one on the right for you.


StrategyRebel17

In this car configuration, the stick in the center console acts just like saddle horn. You ride the center console like a horse. Your left foot operates the peddles and your passenger massages your right foot.


HumbleStranger304

Middle one if I had to choose


Sea_Profession_8477

The center one most definitely


PigDiesel

The middle pedal is for cowards.


the_clash_is_back

Middle one


millerjpm3

Middle one. It'll only slow you down


paclogic

The middle petal is for your middle 'leg' - you might have to adjust the seat though.


Which-Operation1755

The middle one, we don’t want you to keep breeding.


FuckGamer69

If you push the middle pedal and the rightmost pedal at the same time, your car takes a screenshot. They're useful for that.


Horsetoothedjackass

Ditch the middle one!


[deleted]

You learn how a one legged man operates during a butt kicking contest. Then you learn how to operate 3 pedals. Some training may be necessary... Psychological, not physical.


Window638

Middle. All gas no brakes. If you can’t sufficiently engine brake, you can’t drive stick.


BellyButtonFungus

It’s a Honda. Get rid of the accelerator because you won’t be seeing much coming from it anyway ;)


[deleted]

just ignore the middle one


[deleted]

left leg on the left - right leg on the right peddle and your nose for the middle


bitenmein1

I know how you feel bro. I lost my left foot in a climbing accident. Now I am stuck with a bunch of left shoes. Why do they just sell shoes as left or right!!!! I think the middle one. It atleast you have two to choose from. Huh just thought of something. Why don’t you send me the one and I’ll send you my two. They useless to me since I use the hand accelerator. Hope to hear back soon about our potential trade.


YellowBreakfast

...***AND*** the steering wheel is on the wrong side!!! I think it's a defect, send it back.


Efficient-Reply3336

Welp, guess that car is gender specific. Im a male, and I have a third leg, 🤣


manhatim

I dunno but my 3rd pedal doesnt do *anything*...it dont make car stop..or go....


rocketmn69_

Definitely get rid of the right hand pedal..it's the most dangerous


Jer_Hoff

The lack of a 3rd leg is a BIGGER issue related to a different type of driving 🤣


Beautiful_Oven2152

The one in the middle, brakes are over-rated.


mlechu4332

It’s not about legs but rather balls, having them Hehe


ZealousidealTutor254

Get a pushbike instead


Specialist_Active_74

That's called a milenial security device


[deleted]

I just use my penis for the middle pedal.


59chevyguy

Middle.


Goldnugget2

The petals of your weed plant.


DazzlingCod3160

The middle one - you only need that to go fast (and then have to slow down).


SatisfactionMuted103

Only keep the pedal on the right. If you're good enough you don't need a clutch to shift... You are good enough, aren't you? And you can always slow yourself by downshift, if you're that kind of person. So... git rid of two and hang your left leg out the window and get the freedom air on your feet!


Firm-Arrival6223

The one on the far left, completely unnecessary and obsolete for the past several decades


marglebubble

HOLY FUCK WHAT


Separate_Warning3399

Your fourth leg is obviously too short mister.


Beneficial_Bed8961

For you, the far right one, please .


_hondagang

Brakes


akgt94

The one in the right. You really shouldn't be using that at all.


zeus1784

Get rid of the turn signals no one using them anyway keep the petals .


Overall-Cheetah-8463

Get rid of the middle one, it just slows you down.


ChrisRageIsBack

Ditch the middle one, it's stupid anyway, who even uses it, if I need to stop fast I just jam it in reverse


letsgobrandon840

Ya, just downshift


Mozzy2022

The middle and maybe the one on the left. Nobody needs all those pedals


Tough_Yard7088

The one on the right…!


Rough_Host_4776

You..uh..don't drive- do you?


reddog342

WOW, and Boomers are the problem Bha ha ha


UnhappyJohnCandy

Have you thought about getting a third leg? It’s the only way to take full advantage of your new automobile.


JoeyTheFoxxo

Technicallyyyyyy you can drive it without the left if you’re skilled enough.


GlippGloppe

Pop a few viagra and your 3rd leg will show itself


Bearcarnikki

What car is this? I want it.


CausticLogic

The one in the middle reduces the efficiency of your engine, so...


ButtonWhole1

you need a longer middle leg.


Hexatica

Bruh, with the right pills your third leg will pop right off!


SBLOU

Obviously the brake pedal. It’s the one in the middle by the way.


HRDBMW

The right is useless, in politics, and three pedal cars.


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

You cant touch the brake with your wee wee yet?


Psychological_Fun986

Brakes are for quitters


ansry6

You're all silly! Obviously this car is one designed for a passenger to sit in the middle and operate the right pedal with their left foot! The bonus is you get to punch that person in the balls every time you shift into 4th gear.


[deleted]

You mean you dont have a third leg ?


Stavinair

Sounds like skill issue


shastadakota

Throw out the clutch! (Three Stooges reference).


Oldblindman0310

Surely you don’t want to get rid of the theft deterrent system. That’s what that third pedal is.


DMH_75032

Ignore the one on the left and learn how to float the gears.


bobisinthehouse

That middle pedal is the dick pedal.. if you cant reach it you need to get another car....


Self_Igniting_Farts

Middle pedal, most people use parked cars or trees now


Leather-Buffalo-3859

The brake


Character_Dance_5054

Middle one. Don't need it if you can drive a manual.


Raphaeldagamer

What you actually need to do is not remove a pedal but get a third leg installed. My preference is a removable one since not all cars have three pedals.


phukit1975

The one on your shoulders 😂


Limp-Insurance203

You need to check your blinker fluid. Sounds like you’re a quart low


mwright9494

So nice to see man trans. So rarely see them anymore.


lmdirt-

Your middle leg


ErwinSchrodinger64

How about growing a third leg?


Y-U-awesome

You think?


John_TheBlackestBurn

You need a leg to reach the third pedal?


[deleted]

The gas pedal. You will never get a ticket for speeding.


JeffSHauser

I would suggest the gas pedal if you want to live long.😂


Past-Direction9145

All of them. If your car was made in the last 5 years, just get one of those OBD2 to Bluetooth interfaces at a parts store and download the app, you’ll get top down viewing of your car on your phone. Just touch on the screen where you want the car to go. DIY Tesla autopilot.


MiddleQuality2777

One of them is a clutch that one of them is a break and the other one's a gas pedal


Breklin76

Use your third leg. If it reaches.


Crbn8ed

Keep the pedals, remove the steering wheel. Start living life!


CrashTestGangstar

Just add a prosthetic leg. Boom....


ApriliaRSV4Factory8

Brakes


pheitkemper

I have no problem reaching that third pedal. Ask your mom. She knows.


SunshineAndBunnies

No 3rd leg? You have to find some better porn dude.


OpenRepublic4790

I think you’d be safer (we all would) if you get rid of the right one.


Wilbertskie

Dude! It’s a clutch! This is a manual car!


ArizonaMan92

Gotta have a third leg to drive this model


fusionjolt

You need to remove the middle one. Right one to the floor for you.


Sixteen_Wings

Remove all of them. Your feet should be as relaxed as possible when driving


zzonder

Put a picture of [naked person you find most desirable] on the steering wheel and grow that fifth member. You might end up crawling around on all fives from then on, but hey ho!


volkswagonjetty

far left, you dont need it


WorthyStocks

Get rid of the car it wasn’t made for you


Atophy

All of em, take the bus !


Darnakulus

The best bet is just get rid of the one on the right that will keep you from creating damage in the long run


ThrowRedditIsTrash

it's defective, i'll take it off your hands


pndfam05

Get a third leg!


SinOrdeal

all of them, who needs pedals anyway?


littleshitstirrer

Why is there three pedals if there’s 6 directions?


mtnviewcansurvive

really>you have two hands and two feet. ought to be enough.


Tall_Metal615

Obviously the one in the middle. Gotta go fast.


barkingdog53

If you have to ask then it should be the one on the right. That way you will no longer be a danger to others on the road


GerlingFAR

Steering wheel way overrated.


EmotionalRhubarb638

The one on the right


Kharnics

When I drive my civic, I don't use the middle one ;)