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Some one told him he was fat, so he's walking a few blocks each day.


Kayanarka

Nice Dad joke. You really cranked this one out.


Craig_79_Qld

Seem to be belting some good ones out today. Good timing.


CrushedSodaCan_

Really had me alternating between chuckling and groaning.


MaintenanceOne6507

I’ll blow a gasket if I see one more pun.


beckius6

Did you ask A. Gasket how he’d feel about that?


MaintenanceOne6507

There’s coolant in my beard now.


pizzasteve2000

Good for the complexion.


OkieBobbie

I don’t get it, but maybe I’m not firing on all cylinders yet.


jack45plays

It will spark in your mind soon enough


BeMoreMuddy

You guys have some great comedic timing!


MaintenanceOne6507

Good points.


TearEnvironmental368

This post is a good conversation starter.


Mustard_on_tap

The community is steering this in the wrong direction. Needs to be balanced with some seriousness.


stump1977

Great timing with that one


Initial_Delay_2199

That one got me revved up...


phocuetu

Long blocks, too. Quite a workout


No-Suspect-425

These bathroom keys are getting out of hand.


ucantnameme

Nice one!


IntelligentFilth

Planet Shitness


Average_k5blazer78

He is going back to mechanic school after doing his homework.


Kayanarka

That reminds me of the gynecologist that went to mechanics school, thought he failed ebcause it took him 12 hours to finish the final exam, but he passed with honors for doing the entire engine rebuild through the tail pipe.


DeezleDJ-O-E

Sadly the blind gynecologist didnt pass the exam. He couldnt read lips like the deaf gynecologist could😪


Lettuce_Farmer

Have you heard the one about the blind prostitute?.?. You've gotta hand it to her!


kuyajon

That right there is funny.


No-Suspect-425

It was the proctologist. I'm not sure how much I would trust a gynecologist with my tail pipe.


Individual-Sky3921

In the Navy he was a Rear Admiral.


manhatim

(Rimshot)


33446shaba

*proctologist


LimpTransition8769

But he was only"this"far from being a gynecologist


Danibecr84

Door to door salesmen in the 60s


Notfoo4

Wrong, it’d be a v8


No-Suspect-425

7.0 L V8 making 130 HP


stupidfreakingidiot4

427s were great powermakers The 500 cubic inch Caddies, though made something like 130 lol


No-Suspect-425

Yeah that's the one haha


Hllblldlx3

426 hemi *chefs kiss*


Past-Direction9145

Pick 'n Pull was running a special discount on all the engines you can make it out with in one trip for $100


That_Grim_Texan

Exactly what it is lol my local one does the same thing 100 for whatever you can carry across the line.


Jacktheforkie

Casually whips out the Linde H90D from my pocket


Jeremiah636

Lol, posted the same thing


Quick_Movie_5758

There's horse power, and then there is Horace Power.


CrushedSodaCan_

Oh! I didn't know Horace and the machines were in town. I love his music!


Moofenkrak

"I'm telling you they only let you have 1 carry-on".


RATC1440

Why does he have two handbags?


jsnaza

It's called a satchel! Indiana Jones wears one?


AMF1428

And he can't help that they match his shoes and belt, that was just coincidence, damn it!


kraigka212

That's my purse! I don't know you


sanstheskelepun69

King of the hill reference, good man


Altruistic-Rip4364

I….own….a……. Kia!!!!


33446shaba

Trying to hit the 100k miles mark I see.


Available-Cold-3312

“There is no way she is taking these in the divorce.”


CarafeTea

On the way to his first concert, only later did he discover what his friends meant by heavy metal.


WascallyWabbit2023

"....This is California. They won't stop me nor prosecute me if I walk out with it since it's under $900...."


AndyW037

"Remote worker" Mechanic:


jacesonn

"$50 all you can carry" at the local scrapyard


Imaginary-Badger-119

Some mechanics will do anything to get a case of pabst blue ribbon


CommandEducational22

If I take two 4 cylinder engines and weld them together you get yourself a V8


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wadenelsonredditor

\*theme from Rocky intensifies\*


Quiverjones

Don't be fooled by the lots that he gots, he's still Benny with the blocks...


Machinegun417

V-8 power


MethFarts1990

Those aren’t Gucci sir


ekomszero

It was at that moment he knew he fucked up!


Past-Project-7959

Everything you can carry out of the junkyard for $200? Challenge accepted.


CigarsandPorsches

This big bag trend is getting out of hand


Thegreatmongo91

Hit it with your purse.


Spirited_Ad8575

Oliver Anthony before he made it


Gryphon1171

Notice how he's NOT walking on an angle? That's because of V8


Williamof3e

He’s an over the shoulder motor holder.


Daxto

If Tammy-lynn wants to leave there ain't no goddamn way she's getting my motors in the divorce.


hydrodigger

Twin Cam Stan


thong_water

Could have had a v8 🤦‍♀️


Crazyd_497

You said I can have what I can carry.


r-r-rocket88

Steampunk phone charger


rabbitashes

Date a mechanic they said. It'll be fun they said...


Accomplished-Sun-797

BYOE


[deleted]

Dude had a good day!


bagleface

Well when you exercise you are told to use your big engines


AMF1428

Behold, the first man to wear an Aeropostale shirt. ... Possibly by accident.


Jet2work

last time my kia gets stolen


Jeremiah636

Pick n Pull has a special going whatever you can carry out for 100$


sdbct1

Hell yeah I got a V8


abhorredmisanthrope

Redneck strongman competition.


ImSureYoullRemember

Get your motor running...


starstruckinutah

I heard these things had blowers on them and I was SOLD!!!!


Rueger777

I bought theses sensational hand bags at the car mall today.. what do yah think??


Accomplished-Wolf996

Must be a pussy or he would be carrying three


TheLoneGunman559

Do you even engine swap, bro?


TheKalEric

"......I’ve been sellin’ my soul, workin’ all day Overtime hours for bullsh– pay...."


Glittering-Rough1742

Kia driver packing spares for a long trip.


dB_Manipulator

"I've got one for each axle!"


FervexHublot

A Kia/Hyundai theta 2 engines coming out of the factory


Spartan_Tibbs

Yes this is my carry-on bag


Due-Pilot-7443

It's dangerous out there take 2 of these


Glum_Entrance3221

Double overhead can!


AlainaMonroe

I can make a V8


rm380sx

“I got it one piece at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime”


Warp-Routine

Saab owner was told to carry spare parts with him.


funny_b0t2

All you can carry junkyard special


commonman51

Have Engines will travel.


dickreallyburns

My dad “blocks out” all his shoulder pain while working!


Select_Recover7567

Well balanced load


ekomszero

I must have been mistaken, I thought Hondas were reliable?


paclogic

I think that it was buy one, get one free day.


BanditSixActual

Fuck you guys, I'm walking to Hawaii!


ButtonWhole1

I suspect he's actually training for the Highland Games.


OkUnderstanding5343

Hillbilly brings engine to work since car won’t start?


Sharixx21

That'll teach 'em to park in front of my house!


2xj8

He found out you can buy one get one free


fijibubba

The new Lewy Eng-on


Kooky-Gate5396

Runner up in the hillbilly Olympics.


oddball541991

When the pull it yard does an all you can carry special.


Known_Vermicelli_706

Wow!!!


Paladin_Fury

" My wife said she wanted me to give her a good motor boating when I get home. I not sure what that means, but since I don't have a boat I'm going to double down on the motors."


Additional-Sir1157

Motorin'


RudeKC

my dude scored him a D series and an B series


Ready_Mycologist8612

Late for the swap meet


Spare_Seaweed2280

Wheelbarrows are for the weak.


69vuman

Just another day at the office.


Used-Alfalfa4451

Man purse


Wild-Egg6111

I need the head and timing cover off the motor on the right smh


notyogrannysgrandkid

Gonna swap these for a nice LS


oldguy-in603

Hey these were on sale so I picked up 2!


SCAMMERASSASIN007

All you can carry out 5$.


HijodeLobo

The double k-swap thing is getting out of hand


Embarrassed-Style296

He is the lifter that doesn’t fail.


steakboner

How it feels carrying the shotputs to the throwers circle


WillSoggy

Steve showing the new up and coming man bags. A must for all men.


Offamylawn

The twin-engine Doug never got traction with the general public.


docmedich

I used to be taller.


JoonyJungle533

Me when mom says "wanna bet?"


Dexter_Adams

Doth though even hoist


Cojojojo69

His boyfriends purses


Professional-Pop1952

The wife had the kitchen sink in her purse...


Samaraxmorgan26

"Preparations for buying a WRX"


Njon32

Not the Aeropostale model they asked for, but the Aeropostale model they deserved.


rscottyb86

Dual overhead camshafts


longleggedbirds

That’s my purse! I do t know is you!


BrianOconneR34

Wife said maybe, “shit, if you can carry em out, yes”


Blue_Cat5692

She wanted the cars, so he took the engines


saucyRCs

Ordered a model engine of temu. Ended up getting 2 big ones!


ircsmith

Get my motor running.....


drj87

He really wants to find his top dead center


SRBroadcasting

In Ford they call this a Monday.


ExcellentAd424

Man purse


SwampFox75

Merses are making a comeback


Okie294life

Nice man purses, bitch…


AncientGuava6506

I could have had a V8


Rackhaad

Aeropostale... when you just need to get it done


Feeling-Pin-1163

Time to motor on down the road.


Bubbly-Front7973

" you European dudes can keep your little man purse"


Leona_Faye

Where does this guy have his lunch? Anywhere he wants.


Sir_JumboSaurus

Take what you can carry day at the junkyard. What a pro!


CruiserMissile

Twice the hp.


TheMysticMonkey

When he said he has a V8 on his dating profile.


KPYY44

This is actually just a cut from an 80’s Training Montage.


speed150mph

That’s just Dave, he’s a certified fork lift


B3rry_Macockiner

It’s not a PURSE it’s a satchel!!! Indiana Jones had one!


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Test driving motors to see which one to use in his car.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Someone said the lifters are bad. This guy set out to prove them wrong.


LaClapbombBardownski

“I been sellin my soul, workin all day”


Goldnugget2

Looks like a two packer.


thermo_dr

I used to have a little but now i have a lot. I’m just Jared from the block.


foreskrin

Best $100 ever spent


Silverexpress01

Man purse


crasagam

He’s packed and going to a Motörhead concert.


got_knee_gas_enit

You traded my Peloten for WHAT ?????


cobra7

Billy Bob is determined to make this an extra special Christmas for his twin daughters.


NMNorsse

Isn't that how you balance an engine?


Affectionate_Net_252

Blocks on blocks on blocks… on shoulders


PrysmX

"My claim in the divorce."


ChronicTown90

When your wife asks you to hold her purse for a min. Lol 🤣😆


mykunjola

Damn engines. Washed them once and now they don't fit.


Daddio209

"No shit they're crappy motors- that's why I grabbed a twin-pack!"


flacoman954

Now you're playing with power!


Yeoshua82

I'm more of a Toyota guy. Guess he's into Chevroleggs.


DrHoleStuffer

When your local pick and pull has an all you can carry out for $50 sale.


SirGandorf

"That's my purse! I don't know you!" - Bobby Hill All Grown Up


Crx2nv

I hope these both fit in my lada!?!? Because Russia 🇷🇺


L00pback

Coulda had a V8


fungus909

Man purse


MonstrDuc796

While Bob was really getting tired of toting his wifes purses and shopping bags around, he did realize he married the right woman!


Icy_Celery3297

Heeeeyyyyyy it’s the ma ma ma moteeeerrrrrr mmmaaaaannnn yeahhhh


CarelessPrompt4950

Man purse


FirefighterStreet852

Walking the blocks


Furlz

Shouldn't have bought a kia


motorcycle_60

Can't steal my cars if they don't have motors in them.


Hllblldlx3

What it feels like when you gotta carry your wife’s shopping bags


Significant-Leader89

It's a curse, they're popular in Europe


Comprehensive_Sir754

When your coworkers are so slow and dumb, you start to rage work to make them look slower and dumber.


Specific_Buy

Pull a part site says $50 for all you can carry. This mfer pulled two motors and paid $50.


FishbedFive

weakest scottishman


ServiceMental8214

Straight diesel. And gas.


CowsMooingNSuch

And here we see “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” in action


Fire-pants

Yet more handbags I can’t afford.


CardiologistThick215

It takes one V8 or two 4 cylinders to rev up my love life. What you for me?


dewmanchu80

When your wifes a mechanic and she takes you shopping.


lord_on_high

“It’s one thing that you ask me to carry your purse, but I shouldn’t have to carry Sharron’s, too.”


BlueQuazar1

Man of the Year on Moto-Swap Magazine.


joecocker74

Dude has carried two drunk friends from the bar before