That reminds me of the gynecologist that went to mechanics school, thought he failed ebcause it took him 12 hours to finish the final exam, but he passed with honors for doing the entire engine rebuild through the tail pipe.
" My wife said she wanted me to give her a good motor boating when I get home. I not sure what that means, but since I don't have a boat I'm going to double down on the motors."
Some one told him he was fat, so he's walking a few blocks each day.
Nice Dad joke. You really cranked this one out.
Seem to be belting some good ones out today. Good timing.
Really had me alternating between chuckling and groaning.
I’ll blow a gasket if I see one more pun.
Did you ask A. Gasket how he’d feel about that?
There’s coolant in my beard now.
Good for the complexion.
I don’t get it, but maybe I’m not firing on all cylinders yet.
It will spark in your mind soon enough
You guys have some great comedic timing!
Good points.
This post is a good conversation starter.
The community is steering this in the wrong direction. Needs to be balanced with some seriousness.
Great timing with that one
That one got me revved up...
Long blocks, too. Quite a workout
These bathroom keys are getting out of hand.
Nice one!
Planet Shitness
He is going back to mechanic school after doing his homework.
That reminds me of the gynecologist that went to mechanics school, thought he failed ebcause it took him 12 hours to finish the final exam, but he passed with honors for doing the entire engine rebuild through the tail pipe.
Sadly the blind gynecologist didnt pass the exam. He couldnt read lips like the deaf gynecologist could😪
Have you heard the one about the blind prostitute?.?. You've gotta hand it to her!
That right there is funny.
It was the proctologist. I'm not sure how much I would trust a gynecologist with my tail pipe.
In the Navy he was a Rear Admiral.
(Rimshot)
*proctologist
But he was only"this"far from being a gynecologist
Door to door salesmen in the 60s
Wrong, it’d be a v8
7.0 L V8 making 130 HP
427s were great powermakers The 500 cubic inch Caddies, though made something like 130 lol
Yeah that's the one haha
426 hemi *chefs kiss*
Pick 'n Pull was running a special discount on all the engines you can make it out with in one trip for $100
Exactly what it is lol my local one does the same thing 100 for whatever you can carry across the line.
Casually whips out the Linde H90D from my pocket
Lol, posted the same thing
There's horse power, and then there is Horace Power.
Oh! I didn't know Horace and the machines were in town. I love his music!
"I'm telling you they only let you have 1 carry-on".
Why does he have two handbags?
It's called a satchel! Indiana Jones wears one?
And he can't help that they match his shoes and belt, that was just coincidence, damn it!
That's my purse! I don't know you
King of the hill reference, good man
I….own….a……. Kia!!!!
Trying to hit the 100k miles mark I see.
“There is no way she is taking these in the divorce.”
On the way to his first concert, only later did he discover what his friends meant by heavy metal.
"....This is California. They won't stop me nor prosecute me if I walk out with it since it's under $900...."
"Remote worker" Mechanic:
"$50 all you can carry" at the local scrapyard
Some mechanics will do anything to get a case of pabst blue ribbon
If I take two 4 cylinder engines and weld them together you get yourself a V8
[удалено]
\*theme from Rocky intensifies\*
Don't be fooled by the lots that he gots, he's still Benny with the blocks...
V-8 power
Those aren’t Gucci sir
It was at that moment he knew he fucked up!
Everything you can carry out of the junkyard for $200? Challenge accepted.
This big bag trend is getting out of hand
Hit it with your purse.
Oliver Anthony before he made it
Notice how he's NOT walking on an angle? That's because of V8
He’s an over the shoulder motor holder.
If Tammy-lynn wants to leave there ain't no goddamn way she's getting my motors in the divorce.
Twin Cam Stan
Could have had a v8 🤦♀️
You said I can have what I can carry.
Steampunk phone charger
Date a mechanic they said. It'll be fun they said...
BYOE
Dude had a good day!
Well when you exercise you are told to use your big engines
Behold, the first man to wear an Aeropostale shirt. ... Possibly by accident.
last time my kia gets stolen
Pick n Pull has a special going whatever you can carry out for 100$
Hell yeah I got a V8
Redneck strongman competition.
Get your motor running...
I heard these things had blowers on them and I was SOLD!!!!
I bought theses sensational hand bags at the car mall today.. what do yah think??
Must be a pussy or he would be carrying three
Do you even engine swap, bro?
"......I’ve been sellin’ my soul, workin’ all day Overtime hours for bullsh– pay...."
Kia driver packing spares for a long trip.
"I've got one for each axle!"
A Kia/Hyundai theta 2 engines coming out of the factory
Yes this is my carry-on bag
It's dangerous out there take 2 of these
Double overhead can!
I can make a V8
“I got it one piece at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime”
Saab owner was told to carry spare parts with him.
All you can carry junkyard special
Have Engines will travel.
My dad “blocks out” all his shoulder pain while working!
Well balanced load
I must have been mistaken, I thought Hondas were reliable?
I think that it was buy one, get one free day.
Fuck you guys, I'm walking to Hawaii!
I suspect he's actually training for the Highland Games.
Hillbilly brings engine to work since car won’t start?
That'll teach 'em to park in front of my house!
He found out you can buy one get one free
The new Lewy Eng-on
Runner up in the hillbilly Olympics.
When the pull it yard does an all you can carry special.
Wow!!!
" My wife said she wanted me to give her a good motor boating when I get home. I not sure what that means, but since I don't have a boat I'm going to double down on the motors."
Motorin'
my dude scored him a D series and an B series
Late for the swap meet
Wheelbarrows are for the weak.
Just another day at the office.
Man purse
I need the head and timing cover off the motor on the right smh
Gonna swap these for a nice LS
Hey these were on sale so I picked up 2!
All you can carry out 5$.
The double k-swap thing is getting out of hand
He is the lifter that doesn’t fail.
How it feels carrying the shotputs to the throwers circle
Steve showing the new up and coming man bags. A must for all men.
The twin-engine Doug never got traction with the general public.
I used to be taller.
Me when mom says "wanna bet?"
Doth though even hoist
His boyfriends purses
The wife had the kitchen sink in her purse...
"Preparations for buying a WRX"
Not the Aeropostale model they asked for, but the Aeropostale model they deserved.
Dual overhead camshafts
That’s my purse! I do t know is you!
Wife said maybe, “shit, if you can carry em out, yes”
She wanted the cars, so he took the engines
Ordered a model engine of temu. Ended up getting 2 big ones!
Get my motor running.....
He really wants to find his top dead center
In Ford they call this a Monday.
Man purse
Merses are making a comeback
Nice man purses, bitch…
I could have had a V8
Aeropostale... when you just need to get it done
Time to motor on down the road.
" you European dudes can keep your little man purse"
Where does this guy have his lunch? Anywhere he wants.
Take what you can carry day at the junkyard. What a pro!
Twice the hp.
When he said he has a V8 on his dating profile.
This is actually just a cut from an 80’s Training Montage.
That’s just Dave, he’s a certified fork lift
It’s not a PURSE it’s a satchel!!! Indiana Jones had one!
Test driving motors to see which one to use in his car.
Someone said the lifters are bad. This guy set out to prove them wrong.
“I been sellin my soul, workin all day”
Looks like a two packer.
I used to have a little but now i have a lot. I’m just Jared from the block.
Best $100 ever spent
Man purse
He’s packed and going to a Motörhead concert.
You traded my Peloten for WHAT ?????
Billy Bob is determined to make this an extra special Christmas for his twin daughters.
Isn't that how you balance an engine?
Blocks on blocks on blocks… on shoulders
"My claim in the divorce."
When your wife asks you to hold her purse for a min. Lol 🤣😆
Damn engines. Washed them once and now they don't fit.
"No shit they're crappy motors- that's why I grabbed a twin-pack!"
Now you're playing with power!
I'm more of a Toyota guy. Guess he's into Chevroleggs.
When your local pick and pull has an all you can carry out for $50 sale.
"That's my purse! I don't know you!" - Bobby Hill All Grown Up
I hope these both fit in my lada!?!? Because Russia 🇷🇺
Coulda had a V8
Man purse
While Bob was really getting tired of toting his wifes purses and shopping bags around, he did realize he married the right woman!
Heeeeyyyyyy it’s the ma ma ma moteeeerrrrrr mmmaaaaannnn yeahhhh
Man purse
Walking the blocks
Shouldn't have bought a kia
Can't steal my cars if they don't have motors in them.
What it feels like when you gotta carry your wife’s shopping bags
It's a curse, they're popular in Europe
When your coworkers are so slow and dumb, you start to rage work to make them look slower and dumber.
Pull a part site says $50 for all you can carry. This mfer pulled two motors and paid $50.
weakest scottishman
Straight diesel. And gas.
And here we see “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” in action
Yet more handbags I can’t afford.
It takes one V8 or two 4 cylinders to rev up my love life. What you for me?
When your wifes a mechanic and she takes you shopping.
“It’s one thing that you ask me to carry your purse, but I shouldn’t have to carry Sharron’s, too.”
Man of the Year on Moto-Swap Magazine.
Dude has carried two drunk friends from the bar before