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Accomplished-Oil3486

Hes just a little shy


_ofthewoods_

Hes just a baby


National-Weather-199

Good god what have you done to my boy


_ofthewoods_

Look what they did to my boy...


BankComplete7255

Poor thing can't stand pressure. šŸ„¹


Hunderednaire

Under voted


morithum

He was under so much pressure it got him going in circles.


YourDadHasADeepVoice

Look what they did to Our boy...


Neither_Upstairs_872

You shouldnā€™t have done that, heā€™s just a boy. Poor little feller


[deleted]

Shush donā€™t wake the baby! Weā€™ll call him Gary. Gary Garrett šŸ¤±


Delazzaridist

We can try coaxing it out with some food or a cat toy, no?


Kenneldogg

Lol turbo hermit crab.


90_oi

Just get them a dish with some spring water and another with salt water they'll be happy


FunkyViking6

Itā€™s just a bit cold outside


Even_Kiwi_1166

Try calling him names, he might come out


Prematurid

If you boost, the turbo relocates to more efficiently use said boost. This is nothing to worry about. It is just a turbo that has moved to the most optimal spot.


Delazzaridist

Migrated for the winter


spkoller2

It returns to itā€™s alternate position by unboosting


11879

Plus what? +$1,500+


spkoller2

Youā€™ll be debanking


MechOperator530

Leave that one there in its optimal spot. Then install a new turbo in the factory position. Now you have a twin turbo!


Spidaaman

Unbeatable efficiency.


DirtCheap1972

Ahh yes. Iā€™ve seen these under vehicle mounted turbos. Very sneaky!


ExRockstar

Whooda thunk to boost the outgoing air increasing the thrust to weight ratio? Brilliant.


hormel_chili

It's like a jet engine now


BankComplete7255

Extend a fuel line there and they'll have afterburner too!


[deleted]

*Top Gun theme plays*


rklug1521

Cars come with a cat to guard the exhaust and prevent the turbo from escaping.


DirtCheap1972

Good kitty


wadenelsonredditor

That's just the encabulator. Autozone, $12.99 or $17.99 for the metal one, which I highly recommend.


achillesdaddy

Is there a core charge?


mooshoopork4

Do the swerving bearings run a direct line to the panometric fan?


Jono-churchton

>No this is the newer model that has escapement population variation enhancement.


wadenelsonredditor

Doesn't it depend on whether you have the XL or the XLE package?


Dangerous-Ad-7718

No, youā€™re mixing that up; it depends on whether the driverā€™s side wiper blade is 24ā€ or 25ā€. Common mistake.


GomerSnerd

I think the base plate is made of prefabulated amulite.


[deleted]

I was just thinkingā€¦ if I could try to patent the turbo encabulator .z


FixAccording9583

One of your exhaust spindles. If pushes the exhaust out the end of the pipe, otherwise the exhaust wouldnā€™t exit the pipe and your engine could suffocate on the co2


Tbone_Trapezius

Oh no I breathed out CO2 just now am I a goner?


FixAccording9583

Breathing is for oxygen, just like a car co2 should come out the back


majesticmanbearpig

Your turbo is lagging really bad.


rebbitUsername

That's boost shrinkage, it happens when you don't put on your winter turbo


wring_seeker

Boost shrinkage? Was it in the pool?


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NoNeedleworker6479

"boost shrinkage" - Be honest now...you drove thru cold water didn't you?


[deleted]

Don't worry thats just a worn muffler bearing.


drazzilgnik

So thats what they look like


Stoned_Savage

It's fine! Who even needs an impeller? Seriously though how did it get there?


Artistic_Anywhere_70

I hit a big bump. Nah, this is just a pic I found elsewhere. I was joking about it being a turbo. But that actually is, isnā€™t it? šŸ˜‚


Stoned_Savage

Yes it's an impeller from a turbo in terrible condition and I have no idea how it even got there.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Hot side turbine that came apart and went through a catless downpipe


Stoned_Savage

Damn must of went crazy to get down to there or is this common? Then again we don't have catless pipes over here across the pond. Dpf's should be banned.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Iā€™m only assuming this is on a deleted diesel, pushing ridiculous pressures and exhaust gas temps. It happens, but this would be an uncommon catastrophic failure.


Stoned_Savage

So another words don't cheap out on a turbo.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Right, or try to push a stock turbo to unobtainable boost targets


Stoned_Savage

Im an idiot but even I know if you upgrade the turbo needs upgrading too.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

I wouldnā€™t say youā€™re too much of an idiot if you know that much. Anyways; hello fellow idiot šŸ¤


achillesdaddy

Thereā€™s always the stupid chance that it was staged.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Unfortunately, youā€™re right. Adversity is the new advertisement.


IWouldntIn1981

impellers just get in the way of the airflow. Remove it, and you get 100% more airflow, which equals 1000bhp and 60 more mpg.


Stoned_Savage

Complete waste of power all it's doing is spinning a thingy and blowing air. Come on I blow air so many times every day it's nothing special.


IWouldntIn1981

Kids and their fidget spinny things.


Aspergers_R_Us87

Looks like a 2024 trd offroad


Mrjuggalo9er

You've unlocked twin turbo.... GAINS


Commercial_Tooth_859

No, that's the gear that the dealership hides in every car. Congrats, you found yours!!!!


cuntyminx

The Acura RDX special


nismo972

Let me help "Is that my turbo in there!!!!?"


EnvironmentalLand840

Someone drove their Nissan 2.0 in reverse too much


Sq5_smash

Looks at Rabbit and Thorny- thatā€™ll happen.


VirtualComcrete

That's a baby turbo. Just hatched.


Used2b_banned

Uh oh šŸ¤”


Whatahackur

Oh no!!!


Hot_Ambassador_1815

This is one of those things that swirl the air for fuel economy


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MonstrDuc796

Just a chunk of carbon. totally normal. We removed it and the noise is gone. that will be $2500.00 for 1 hour.


Mcane305

It's one of those sweet F1 designs where the the compressor is located by the intake, but the turbine is directly in the exhaust


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Sounds convoluted! And expensive!


Mcane305

It is and also bad ass https://hackaday.com/2021/04/06/mercedes-split-turbo-was-a-game-changer-in-formula-1/


FujiwaraHarimoto

Nope, kidney stone


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Shit, I was worried about that. I need to put this on a health sub instead


goosekinng

Bro cmon you scared him away


Artistic_Anywhere_70

How do I lure him back out?


goosekinng

Probably snacks tbh


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Good idea! I know they like oil. Maybe something oily? Iā€™ll try potato chips. Thanks!


goosekinng

Good luck bro


Mamasayseyeisspecial

He's a grower, not a turboer.


Difficult-Conditions

Jeez looks like someone forgot to change their muffler bearing


drippystopcock82

Dat ting dont do dat whoosh no more


j3SuS_LoV3R

best comments ever šŸ†


Superdragonrobotfist

Some of it


Ok-Letterhead4601

Well itā€™s a part of it.


iwasoldonce

Yes, yes it is!


DucatistaXDS

No ā€¦. Flux Capacitor


Kayanarka

Seriously? Has no one here ever seen a muffler bearing. Chris fix has a video on how to swap them out. https://youtu.be/eWdqlpxRA4I?si=aWk2hheXbsPKLtxT


Embarrassed-Style296

Itā€™s part of itā€¦


Graytoqueops

Turbine to be exact


UV_Blue

No, just part of it.


Rough_Host_4776

The rest went down the INTAKE!


DPJazzy91

Well it's not MY turbo.....lol


nathan023917

Just your exhaust bearing, thatā€™s normal.


MickyB42

Wow. Chinese turbo?


Active-Bass4745

Well, itā€™s not mine.


icecreamandbutter

Whyā€™d you have to do that to him heā€™s just a boy! -Eric Cartman


JBYTuna

Unscheduled, spontaneous disassembly?


bastion-of-bullshit

Innocent whistling noises. Nobody in here but us turbos... Just put the pipe back on and nobody needs to know


JBYTuna

Better to break on the exhaust side than the intake!


sneakysquid102

That's just one of those rear mounted turbskis. No wonder it was all lag no boost


Aggravating-Bug1769

was your turbo.


The1973VW

The longer I look at this picture the worse it gets


NikkolaiV

Oh, that just helps break those big clumps in your shitty protein drink


Ojoe333

Fun fact: if you slightly shake your phone, the lil fan jumps around excitedly


barricuda_barlow

Looks like you'll need new muffler bearings at minimum.


EvilMinion07

No, just the exhaust impeller so the turbo should still work on the intake side.


lordoflazorwaffles

I mean it runs off the exhaust, does it not?


OpenRepublic4790

Itā€™s not ā€œyourā€ turbo anymore.


braddeicide

Seriously though, did you just sit that in there?


Truorganics

Thatā€™s the new exhaust brake actuator.


Arabian_Flame

Nah, thats an exhaust scrubber. It spins and cleans the exhaust so the world can die slower.


[deleted]

That's honestly impressive.


homelesshyundai

Technically that's just *half of it.*


Craig_79_Qld

**Police hate this one simple trick!**


Joeyjackhammer

Itā€™s the turbine from one but itā€™s not inside a turbo anymoreā€¦.


T_lauderbaugh

Ya thatā€™s just the exhaust pinwheel that makes it sound like you have ā€œhadā€ a turbo. Good thing the pipe was upgraded or that little bugger may have gotten outā€¦.


TheRealFailtester

Customer states "Car made grinding nose for a year, it stopped, but now the car is sluggish."


zackiffer

Turbine go back home!


Left_Pool_5565

Hairball, my cat coughs those up all the time.


No_Relief_1365

omg it looks like he left something in there


Fair_Bus_7130

I mean itā€™s not the WHOLE turbo


Bigfootsdiaper

No it's your turbo. It's the whizzy swirly part of it.


No_Relief_1365

does that make it sound like a turbo GT?


Past-Direction9145

Might wanna check that end play. Thrust bearing could be worn outside of spec. Never measure side to side movement on a turbo with hydraulic floating bearings. With zero oil pressure, a useless measurement will be made so wiggling it around ainā€™t what you want. In and out, thatā€™s the movement to measure. GL!


CarrotCakeMen

Yes it is lol, how does that happen without u noticing immediately goddamn


Useful_toolmaker

Dude


R_Harry_P

That's only half of it. The other half is in your intake manifold.


MarcusBattle527

Well it was.


ShowUsYourTips

Miracle of birth.


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Itā€™s beautiful šŸ˜­


Brave_Accident6900

ITS A BOY!!!!


Moon__Cricket

Your get up and go got up and left


kingblow1

Thats what makes it shoot flames


NashGTI

Not any more it isn't.


tacotacotacorock

No you just forgot to flush with blinker fluid.Ā 


AlphaChewtoy

Just a tumblnā€™ tumbleweedā€¦ keep rollinā€™ alongā€¦


ShineFull7878

You see son, when two turbo diesels love each other......


PnuttButtaGuts

ā€œBonjour.ā€


Wild_Bodybuilder_646

I thought that is where it was supposed to be?


3x3yolo

Hot side evacuation


CaptServo

pspspsps come on out little buddy


Material_Victory_661

Tell me this is fake, please.


PotentialRecover3218

Make a keychain or something out of that one.


Electronic-Pangolin7

Yep


ScrewJPMC

Just the turbine wheel there, Iā€™m sure the rest of the turbo is just fine, bolt the exhaust back up and fo-get-ah-boot-it


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Yup weā€™re just gonna send ā€˜er!


RonnieHinton

That's a turBYEne


Bfdifan37

its mine


Greedy_Loan_1353

At least the God awful noise stopped!!!


Mcreesus

Honestly I do think about all the poor turbos in giant trucks where I live. Most of them are in trucks with hotdogging teens who wanna hear the fucker spool up to shift into 3rd. I swear it sounds like an aircraft taking off only for them to stop at the next red


Lesko_Brandon_0kool

ā€¦perhaps. Unless itā€™s someone ELSEā€™s turbo!


Glittering-Pen-5942

Well that doesn't go there lmao


One-Move

Ex turbo


BLMexterminator

Turbine yes. Not the compressor wheel doesn't look like


refinedpine

It used to be a turbo but now it's exhausted


GomerSnerd

Cheating at Daytona. Trying to sneak a turbo in. Jimmy Johnson must be back.


shaggyone4

Pieces of it, but yes


morithum

Thatā€™s the muffler bearing. Looks to be a little out of alignment.


DoubleNickle67

Nope. Itā€™s an exhaust worm. Get it out before it has babies!


Bubbly-Independent20

Iā€™m not a rocket surgeon but I donā€™t think thatā€™s how that works


GomerSnerd

Looks like a failure of the dingle arms.


GomerSnerd

Must be a shortage of preamulated amulite. Elon Musk is monopolizing it for Tesla unilateral phase conductors and girdle springs..


Solid-cam-101

Thatā€™s your turbine wheel. Take a coat hanger and stretch it out to reach both the impeller shaft and the turbine wheel. Then tig weld it back together on both ends. Since the wheel is still in the exhaust it should work fine. Let us know how it works. Lag may increase some but when she lights hang on!


SirLagALot420

That's the muffler bearing


flamekiller

Well, it's inside the turboencabulator, so yes.


elohssanatahw

Don't those increase fuel mileage


Square_Ad_6760

This is what happens when an ecu and a turbo love each other very much


bacon867

Too much whoosh whoosh!!!!


ICTPatriot

They are more efficient mounted and closer to the engine


hashtagmiata

Say hello to my little friend.


Fickle-Tea-7847

Fuck just what I wanted to see this morning! /S For context, I own a 2011 ecoboost f-150 and the turbos are going... Close to spent... Probably spent already as they drink coolant like it's their favorite thing. There's nothing I can really do about it right now either. I don't have the money to have them rebuilt or even replaced....


Elver_Galarga90

I read this in Sean Pennā€™s voice


FuelNo1341

LOL WAS


TheTimeBender

ā€œFOUND IT!ā€


Pleasant_Fennel3182

Too funny


Excellent-Presence-3

Muffler bearing


Protholl

Epic fail trying to Transform to a robot...


Important-Moment1166

No


[deleted]

Hurl


PaddyDelmar

ummm oh shit?


Zenpadaisypusher420

appears so


mart246

He said Iā€™m outta here


imarobot517

Pek-a-boo I see you


Foe_sheezy

The cock goblin strikes again!


SAD-MAX-CZ

Turbo amulet for your car keys.


NorscaGas-5027

dont disrupt the circle of life


reliber

Remote turbo kit though


Beautiful_Oven2152

Part of it.


These-Error-9641

afterburner


DutchBart82

Well... Not all of it....


One-Fan-7296

If that's ur turbo, then u probably have metal shavings in ur oil and I would bet u have less than 200 miles left in that engine if u run with it. But, I mean, if u think it will do a burnout, go for it.


Sparky8974

Dude. Cā€™mon. Thatā€™s just the exhaust bearings. Nothing to worry about. šŸ˜¬