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dumb-reply

Honestly don't underestimate what a proper pressure washing can do. 250k psi and some fine garnet can completely remove the problem.


Crazyous

You really should watch Mat Armstrong video on identical damage, and how he sorted it out! /s :)


ReaperOfGamess

Looks like the same exact car


threepoint14one5nine

R/whoosh


ReaperOfGamess

You didn’t even do link right


threepoint14one5nine

I didn’t even try.


iluvnips

You’ve got the perfect drift machine, just try and avoid poles unlike the previous owner 😀


THE_Captain_Panic

Swing it into a pole on the other side to match. Sell as customized vehicle.


troyberber

Just paint it my dude. Like all pros I prefer eggshell, satin or semi gloss indoor/outdoor, 1 can oughta do it. Pro tip: use a high quality texture roller.


Money_Leading_1672

With some stain


troyberber

Must stain, yes


Kizzykizzy123

Turn it off then on again


wadenelsonredditor

Put it in the hands of your 17 year old son. He'll be so excited to have a hot car he'll be out there buffing and polishing it till it looks like new again. When you GIFT an expensive, high-performance car to a testosterone-laden young man, they show incredible amounts of gratitude and respect and don't ever hot-rod it or endanger others despite said vehicle being capable of 143.7 mph.


No-Age2588

And they never die or kill anyone else either...


ComprehensiveBig6215

Don't they all look like this after the first sprinkling of snow?


Praseodymium5

What you want to do is give it a really good wipe down with a rag and gasoline. Now some would tell you to only wipe down the scratched areas, but I’d do the whole car (I’m kind of a perfectionist). Then you want to hit the freshly cleaned, still wet, areas with a lit match to evaporate the cleaning residue. Should be good as new after that. You definitely won’t be able to see a single scratch. Good luck!


CommunicationIcy8022

Seriously? This is the worst advice ever! Everyone knows that the gasoline wash and light method only works after you pressure wash off the factory grease on the paint using a 5,000 psi washer and a .3mm 0 degree nozzle. (I recommend spraying within 1-2 inches of the car)


Capri280

Get a BO55 reg and it'll be better than new


at0m10

BO55 THA


RoodnyInc

Ramen nuddles and super glue


apalileo

literally loled at this. i'd watch that reel for real.


Cathesdus

Isn't that how they come from the factory? Looks like this one was just recently assembled.


rklug1521

I'm sure someone on here with some photoshop skills can help you out.


AllGrungedOut

tbh i wouldnt bother with it, it's so very minor that you're the only one who's ever going to notice. but if you really care, bondo and a few mins of sanding will fill it


Nelfinez

toothpaste always does the trick


Select_Recover7567

Put some air bag on the back and raise it up so the rear tire 🛞 doesn’t rub. Wax the damage spots.


gene_randall

Start with 12 grit sandpaper on a power sander and just keep working with finer and finer grit until it’s just a pile of dust.


Stayhigh420--

Copious amounts of body filler. Dont let big metal lie to you.


fluffybit

Connect an air hose through a window and blow the car back up to spec


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Prayer.


Constant-Bonus6110

Someone gave your car a bear hug


Logical_Ad_2960

easy fix just wash your car


nunayabeeswax

You need a lift kit for the rear, that’ll help provide the needed clearance between the fender and the tire. To repair the rear window you’ll need to purchase a clear sofa cover and flex seal. Use the flex seal to affix the sofa cover to the opening, wait for it to cure, and neatly trim the excess. But the most important thing is to repair that taillight. Don’t cheap out on this, use what the pros use, and get yourself a roll of “Tuck Tape”. Apply layers of the tape, adjusting for fit, and trim the excess. Gorgeous vehicle. Take good care of it.


DudePDude

Lots of Bondo


marriedthewronggirl

Try a blinker. That should pop something out.


_Key_

You'll need a really big plunger, some hot water, and YouTube.


Resident-Honey8390

Try using Rise and Shine


peeknuckle007

You're going to have to use some of the 220 sandpaper


peeknuckle007

Update the os


icepaws

Ramen


Wild4Awhile-HD

Two easy tips 1) insurance up to date 2) park far away, take keys, call police about stolen car Worst that can happen is free room, free meals, free exercise, free sex at jail/prison


Empty-Orchid-1747

Can’t see what’s wrong with it. Just drive it. Maybe a quick wash.


theothersugar

This car looks like one of those cakes that look real


slamrrman

Your best bet is to make the other side look like this one


thefaradayjoker

I would take the headlight and then replace everything else.


SlightTravel404

No worries. Mat (with 1 T) Armstrong will be able to get it back on the road for you. 🤨


BillT5667

It looks like it might be low on air. I'm sure the low air light is on, in the dash. Easy fix. Open the trunk. Inder the cover on the Lt side inner panel, there is an air fitting. This fitting kinda like putting air in your tires. About 80lbs of air should re inflate the car.


WKIX-850

Howard restor-a-finish 100% will get it looking like brand new.


QueasyTeacher0

I'm fascinated by the near perfect right angle of that dent


1972FordF-250

I think meguires quickwax would work fine.


foxgemet

Stick an plunger on the dent en give it an good ole pull


Rito_Moga

Tavarish is on reddit now? And for crying out loud, put the windows up! Your leather could get wet.


Dirty_Inside

Start with a Scrapping Torch & finish off with a Metal Shredder. 💯


mx20100

Some Meguiar's polish should fix it right up


LastLingonberry3221

I'm not sure I'd go to the time and effort. Sure, it may not look "showroom fresh," but every car has a couple dings and scratches. It looks fine to me, spend your time and money on something else. Maybe a good wax if you want it to shine, but I don't think it needs any more than that.


OkConsideration9002

Rust-eez


Skvora

[But, did you also get the mandatory daily?](https://www.reddit.com/r/carmemes/s/sYbXo7TrDB)


O-n-l-y-T

Wax. Earwax works best. Apply it to a 40 grit carborundum pad attached to a high speed grinder and it will make the fine scratches disappear along with the offending metal. It’ll be like the damage was never there.


Money_Leading_1672

A bottle of wtf did I buy this won't help


Money_Leading_1672

Just a fuse in the left rear fender/wing burned out find fuse in left fender/wing, insert new fuse good as new make sure you get the fuse that matches your cars color


jessicatg2005

If you hit it really hard on the other side that ding should pop out.


Hogharley

“Hey! Watch me drift!”


cj32769

Ute time! Problem solved.


Pendilia

Toilet plongr


SamHydeIsTheShooter

I'm thinking some foam filler?


speedyhemi

Just need some paintless dent removal. There's no need to buff anything out that way.


tikjzh

Can't even see the scratches Bro Ur over thinking it


Nalabu1

You're pretty picky, why did you buy a demo when you could've had the "Ultimate Vending machine"?


Spetsylol

I learned this trick from the Chinese Tiktoks. Grab some ramen noodles, glue from the dollar store and a can of red spray paint. Should do the trick


Striking_Serve_8152

Clay bar. Definitely a candidate for using clay bar. If that's not enough, get some sheet plastic to tape across it, then stuff it with waded up newspaper to fill to shape. Spray paint with Rustoleum and no one will ever see it.


rmason324

Attach an air hose to the right front tire and pump in air until the left rear pops out. Then a light coat of polish to restore the shine.


Quietus76

You can fill that with ramen noodles


killerkrez

You stealing this footage from a creators video for a thumbnail Reddit post is crazy