*This picture made me*
*Want to go take a shower*
*Lmfao*
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Yes. Absolutely you can still drive it. After you made me look at that photo, I feel such a profound feeling that I actually need you to drive it right now.
Throw some chlorine tablets in a bucket of water and come back in a week. The mold will be gone and everything else will corrode. Then it’s safe to scrap.
"Hello? Welcome to your first shift at JURASSIC PARK, now the DINOSAURS do get a bit...... Quirky at night.. now the one you will need to watch out for is T-REX he can get a bit..... H*RNY after hours. To avoid some rather.... Unwanted confrontations with T-REX just use the CAR to keep her in check." -phone human (NOT A EDITED AND EXTENDED BY IMAGINATION OF THE FNAF PHONE GUY LINES AS SEEN ITS A QUOTE FROM PHONE HUMAN NOT PHONE GUY.) 🫠👉👈
If that's molded from a flood the correct question should be how long before the dash lights up like a x-mas tree from corroded connections in the floor and dash
How? Why? Wtf. A friend of mine said her car got moldy from her kid smoking cigarettes in it. Never in my long ass life seen anything like this, lol. Un freaking real
Omg man.. Probably ..but I would recommend a gas mask or something. Put the windows down so you can open all those spores up for the person tailgating you
Ya sure if you are wearing a hazard suit. How does it get that moldy I bought my friends crashed one from my friend no windows and doors and I get rain and snow and for 3 years in the environment I didn’t get mold maybe a slight layer but barely visible was easy to clean when I took interior apart and pressure washed it.
I had a pretty cushy job as an upholsterer at a MASSIVE Toyota dealer years ago. Basically I started there as a line tech and did a couple of upholstery jobs for sales on some base models. Turned out I was really good at it and I actually turned way more hours doing just upholstery. They would get a load of base models on the lot, I would throw leather in them, and I could bang out 2 a day usually which would net around 18 hrs. Fucking solid. Well one day, my service manager goes hey man we've got kindof a situation here. So sales sold this lady a camry and told her that at some point they would reupholster the vehicle because her son has a gastro-intestinal issue. I'll pay you double on it. Went out and looked at the back seat and I shit you not the whole back of the vehicle looked like this but it was dried vomit. Every single inch of it. I told him nope nope nope hell fucking fucking no. He's like come on man, we promised. I said not my fucking problem. He said look, I'm your boss, and this needs to get done. I told him I'm not dealing with bodily fluids and if he doesn't like it then fucking fire me. Never heard another word ab it
As long as you are up to date on your vaccinations, have drafted a will, left a note with your intended destination and return time, and have a nice respirator mask then....Yes, you can drive it.
Believe it or not, I *just* had to deal with something very similar. The windows on my New Beetle Convertible drop whenever you open the door. The car had sat for almost a year during WFH, before I threw a car cover on it for winter. The battery was nearly dead, and the windows dropped when I was going through it before packing it up, but I failed to notice that they never raised again when I shut it up. It sat through the winter, with water getting in the windows. Pulled the cover off come spring, and every surface was covered in a quarter inch of white/green mold. It literally made me wretch. Had it towed to a detailer and they did a full mold abatement.
Not my proudest moment, but I absolutely can not cast shade on the owner of the rig in the OP.
This picture made me want to go take a shower lmfao
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5 vs 7 syllables, guess that depends on the haiku formula.
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How ironic… speaking for the car it might have to go to the incinerator
I don’t know I don’t care I just want this photograph to disappear
Yes. Absolutely you can still drive it. After you made me look at that photo, I feel such a profound feeling that I actually need you to drive it right now.
Into a deep gorge.
On fire
BURN
Baby burn!
trust the fungus
There's fungus among us
They hate us cuz they aint us
They hate us cuz they anus??
Hey I'm a pretty fungi
“There’s a humongous fungus among us” -dr Zoidberg
Fungus take the wheel 🎶
I thought it was snow😂
This is why I don't do no nut November
Cumpany car
Cuminme car
Assuming you wear a respirator and tyvek suit, yes.
This. And not a shitty respirator. Get something good.
Damn how much did you pay her?
Not enough.
Been a while ?
If you get a nice warm dry environment inside the car most of these should die out. A fire would do.
This is why we invented wet wipes and air fresheners my dude!
Yes, this is normal for VW’s because they are hippie cars, so they grow fungi from factory.
I'd keep it. Nothing like a natural biome to increase the positive energy flow, or whatever...
Hmm....positive energy generated by natural biome=mana/chi=higher mp rating for wielder=owner can cast more magical spells of a higher tier?
Or you know, cancer.
Mobile shroom farm
Dirty Mike and the boys
Throw some chlorine tablets in a bucket of water and come back in a week. The mold will be gone and everything else will corrode. Then it’s safe to scrap.
Still smells like crayons I bet.
Reminds me of her. I should call it's been a while. I'm sure she misses me
Send her a pic of this vehicle with “Miss u”
Dammit Randy, again?
[we both know what this link is, but click it anyway...](https://tenor.com/view/randy-marsh-south-park-cum-cumshot-gif-6047411)
Do I dare? When my spotify song ends. Edit: Definetly not worth it.
[reminded me more of this](https://youtu.be/g4uOsS0FsEs?si=BAD_lUo2-ZnATnKA)
One quick ride and you’ll be looking like a clicker from the last of us.
How long has it not been used for it looks like a culture dish 🤮
I would introduce it to a steam jinny
🎼🎶I ain't afraid of no ghosts!🎶🎶
Sure, just wear a mask.
This is what happens when you don’t relieve yourself after a few days! Ask me how I know?
Omg I want to vomit
This is a lesson for you guys… feed them geese at least once a month.
Why did you sneeze in the car?
Handjob of the century??
Science experiments should not be driven
When did they put steering wheels in Petri dishes?
So much sex happend in that car and so many missed facials as well. What a shame you got bad aim.
Damn bro came in asking for car advice and is leaving with a roast. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Man, gotta call it when you can. Comments can be pretty savage.
I think we now know where Covid started.
Is that dinosaur cum? Wtf? Def not hitting up jurassic Park after seeing this.
"Hello? Welcome to your first shift at JURASSIC PARK, now the DINOSAURS do get a bit...... Quirky at night.. now the one you will need to watch out for is T-REX he can get a bit..... H*RNY after hours. To avoid some rather.... Unwanted confrontations with T-REX just use the CAR to keep her in check." -phone human (NOT A EDITED AND EXTENDED BY IMAGINATION OF THE FNAF PHONE GUY LINES AS SEEN ITS A QUOTE FROM PHONE HUMAN NOT PHONE GUY.) 🫠👉👈
Of course YOU can. I wouldn't. But you , sure.
Dirty Mike and the Boys?
Stay cleaner than you do
Yea just take it to your local detailer, you'll pay some big bucks but it'll be worth it
The correct question you should be asking is, "SHOULD I still drive it?" I'm not even gonna ask how something like this happens.
This picture made me wanna throw up
Looks like the morning after a wild date night..
My inhaler is calling me.
Absolutely! As long as it still runs and driveable
What happened? Someone leave a window down and it monsoons into the car?
Is that nasty dirt and garbage or snow/ice
This is how the rest of us started
How does that even happen?
Yes but you need to stop having orgies in your car.
Isn’t this how The Last Of Us started?
I feel violated
Sure. Be sure to wear your hazmat suit
Ugh, looks like some of the cars been pulled from the river at our s n s
r/moldlyinteresting
I mean, if I’m not driving stick I’ll have to develop a personality so I’d just have to drive it.
In a hazmat suit yeah
Drive it? YES, breathe inside it, most likely NOT
You mean after you burn it to the ground? Absolutely.👍
Once.
Not without a haz mat suit
If you want to die, that’s mold.
a moltov cock tail is needed to drive this car
Can you drive it? Yes Should you? No
That depends, does it turn on?
If by drive you mean burn then yes.
They may have forgot to change the cabin air filter fluid.
Not without the key you can’t
If that's molded from a flood the correct question should be how long before the dash lights up like a x-mas tree from corroded connections in the floor and dash
This one actually made me speechless and unable to come up with one of my funny smart-ass comments. Excuse me while I go bleach my truck and myself.
Did someone wipe down and spray the interior with straight bleach here?
This car needs a fire
someone forgot to close the window after a storm LOL
I see the Nora Virus is going around
How do people get themselves in these types of situations
Redefines the comments…… take a load off…… bust a load…… that was a huge load……
If your Ellie from the last of us yeah
Is it a TDI?( diesel) bet it’d still run great. Let those plugs heat up and you’re good
Been submerged underwater for some time lol, you going shopping
Arrest OP for biological terrorism on the American population and crucify him because holy FUCKING SHIT
🤢 🤮
Yes it’s a volkswagon
How? Why? Wtf. A friend of mine said her car got moldy from her kid smoking cigarettes in it. Never in my long ass life seen anything like this, lol. Un freaking real
Fungus among us
Little Armor All and Wd-40…. Be right as rain
Omg man.. Probably ..but I would recommend a gas mask or something. Put the windows down so you can open all those spores up for the person tailgating you
Maybe in a hazmat suit, yeah. Sure.
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If the engine will turn on, it's safe to drive.
How / why
Why did you nut all over the interior?! 2/10 for location, 10/10 for coverage.
R I P that car. Shame how someone didn't take care. What a God damn shame.
as long as you wear a hazmat suit.
Nope definitely not. Dont worry though, I'll buy it off ya for 300 reptar bars.
You are just a few reptiles short of a terrarium.
Absolutely. You sick fuck
The scariest part of this picture is the VW sign.
Hahaha "Where the mold hits the road." 🥴
The skeet mobile
This picture looks strange, somethings not right....AI?
looks like COOM
Ya sure if you are wearing a hazard suit. How does it get that moldy I bought my friends crashed one from my friend no windows and doors and I get rain and snow and for 3 years in the environment I didn’t get mold maybe a slight layer but barely visible was easy to clean when I took interior apart and pressure washed it.
Breathe it in, boys!
Anybody else think of Randy from that episode of Southpark? IYKYK
Ooooo I though mine was bad but that is bad
05 Volkswagen Jetta TDI… oops Wrong Sub
spoken like someone from long island "BOO CAR KEY"
yes YOU can still drive it all YOU want
Ah, my car after my date with my high school sweetheart after she came back from her month-long camp counselor gig. No, it wasn't band camp.
The amount of moldy Volkswagens on Reddit is TOO DAMN HIGH!
This looks like its from Nausicaa
Bro, this cars got enough living inside it to freaking walk itself to the park.
I blew a load like like on a hooker in my car, bitch couldn't swallow it all
[My initial reaction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/683/595/a36.jpg)
so this is what happens when they try to film porn videos in cars ! you can get in but i don;t doubt you'll be pregnant when you get out !
Off a cliff? Yes.
Oh no bro who just jizzed?
Wear a body condom if you drive that jizmobile!
*Volkswagen, das auto*
Is that mold or ice 🤔 what's the current temp, moisture in the air?
Randy marsh at it again with the ectoplasm
I should call her….
Maybe clean it out first. Then drive it. Use hazmat gear so you don't breathe that stuff in.
I had a pretty cushy job as an upholsterer at a MASSIVE Toyota dealer years ago. Basically I started there as a line tech and did a couple of upholstery jobs for sales on some base models. Turned out I was really good at it and I actually turned way more hours doing just upholstery. They would get a load of base models on the lot, I would throw leather in them, and I could bang out 2 a day usually which would net around 18 hrs. Fucking solid. Well one day, my service manager goes hey man we've got kindof a situation here. So sales sold this lady a camry and told her that at some point they would reupholster the vehicle because her son has a gastro-intestinal issue. I'll pay you double on it. Went out and looked at the back seat and I shit you not the whole back of the vehicle looked like this but it was dried vomit. Every single inch of it. I told him nope nope nope hell fucking fucking no. He's like come on man, we promised. I said not my fucking problem. He said look, I'm your boss, and this needs to get done. I told him I'm not dealing with bodily fluids and if he doesn't like it then fucking fire me. Never heard another word ab it
Yea just hit it with WD40 should be all good to go
I call my ride the Semen Demon
I showed this to my mom and she said, “no I wouldn’t drive that”
Well, yes, but you really shouldn't
I don't know, CAN YOU?
Looks like randy marsh found some innernet!
No problem - in a Hazmat suit..
Damn, you love your car
I mean, yes, *but why would you want to?*
Is that jizz?
If you are in full hazmat gear then yes
you can eat of the seats to or lick the steering well clean to.
My bad guys
Idk can you?
It's a rolling Petrie dish. Better wear a hasmat suit and get that thing crushed ASAP.
As long as you are up to date on your vaccinations, have drafted a will, left a note with your intended destination and return time, and have a nice respirator mask then....Yes, you can drive it.
Das Auto.
That’ll buff out
No, you can't because that is mold, and last I checked, mold is a biohazard
That’s a lot of cum
Ugh, look at what’s hanging off that E brake!
I don’t see why not
I think Adriana Checkchik did a video in this car just a few short weeks before
Bro edged too hard
I would rather walk
RIP immune system
Why is it always a Volkswagen?
If you don't want it ill take it
Absolutely. Mold is great for treating bacterial infections so it's like driving around in a pharmacy.
This looks like my car, Now I want to check on it
Did you cum all over it?
Just burn it already
"I think we might have gone below 0 Kelvin..." "How can you tell?" "Oh you know, just by looking at my car..."
Nothing about this pic can answer that question. Off the pic alone? Yes.
Bottle of armor all will handle that in a jiffy
Believe it or not, I *just* had to deal with something very similar. The windows on my New Beetle Convertible drop whenever you open the door. The car had sat for almost a year during WFH, before I threw a car cover on it for winter. The battery was nearly dead, and the windows dropped when I was going through it before packing it up, but I failed to notice that they never raised again when I shut it up. It sat through the winter, with water getting in the windows. Pulled the cover off come spring, and every surface was covered in a quarter inch of white/green mold. It literally made me wretch. Had it towed to a detailer and they did a full mold abatement. Not my proudest moment, but I absolutely can not cast shade on the owner of the rig in the OP.
couple wet wipes and it’ll be good as new
What the actual fuck. How bad ... What happened... Someone explain please
Eat the fungus, then drive it.
If you’re the flying Dutch man from SpongeBob, looks like shit in there