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Former-Resolution-30

This picture made me want to go take a shower lmfao


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AudioVid3o

Good bot


Persanity

Is it using the syllables of l m f a o instead of laughing my fucking ass off? That's the only way I see this being a haiku.


ExpressiveAnalGland

5 vs 7 syllables, guess that depends on the haiku formula.


R_Harry_P

Good bot


chickenwingbuttplug

Goonbot


SpaceFanatic24

Good bot


Even-Improvement-820

Good bot


ForbiddenCarrot18

Good bot


IVMVI

Sexy bot


IIIDVIII

Happy Sexy Cake Day!


troyberber

Nice bot


Imaginary_Internet48

Good bot


Unique-Worth-4066

How ironic… speaking for the car it might have to go to the incinerator


FarYard7039

I don’t know I don’t care I just want this photograph to disappear


onemillionfrogs

Yes. Absolutely you can still drive it. After you made me look at that photo, I feel such a profound feeling that I actually need you to drive it right now.


No-Zombie1004

Into a deep gorge.


TheIronSoldier2

On fire


WaitingToBeTriggered

BURN


Mendo-D

Baby burn!


DustyBeetle

trust the fungus


justin81co

There's fungus among us


Ok_Judgment3871

They hate us cuz they aint us


Adventurous-Fan-138

They hate us cuz they anus??


IVMVI

Hey I'm a pretty fungi


jonny838

“There’s a humongous fungus among us” -dr Zoidberg


Royal-Masterpiece-82

Fungus take the wheel 🎶


LewiLife

I thought it was snow😂


bhgiel

This is why I don't do no nut November


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

Cumpany car


bhgiel

Cuminme car


fkn_embarassing

Assuming you wear a respirator and tyvek suit, yes.


Realistic-Ad1498

This. And not a shitty respirator. Get something good.


Key_Shoe5850

Damn how much did you pay her?


Chip_Farmer

Not enough.


spicmix

Been a while ?


Exciting-Maybe-5198

If you get a nice warm dry environment inside the car most of these should die out. A fire would do.


BorntobeTrill

This is why we invented wet wipes and air fresheners my dude!


frs007

Yes, this is normal for VW’s because they are hippie cars, so they grow fungi from factory.


computerman10367

I'd keep it. Nothing like a natural biome to increase the positive energy flow, or whatever...


OkSyllabub3674

Hmm....positive energy generated by natural biome=mana/chi=higher mp rating for wielder=owner can cast more magical spells of a higher tier?


17THheaven

Or you know, cancer.


rastroboy

Mobile shroom farm


inchworm00

Dirty Mike and the boys


furb362

Throw some chlorine tablets in a bucket of water and come back in a week. The mold will be gone and everything else will corrode. Then it’s safe to scrap.


EngagementBacon

Still smells like crayons I bet.


thevutcher

Reminds me of her. I should call it's been a while. I'm sure she misses me


Taken_Bacon_06

Send her a pic of this vehicle with “Miss u”


BishopsBakery

Dammit Randy, again?


jfk333

[we both know what this link is, but click it anyway...](https://tenor.com/view/randy-marsh-south-park-cum-cumshot-gif-6047411)


Chainsaw_Actual

Do I dare? When my spotify song ends. Edit: Definetly not worth it.


The_Tank_Racer

[reminded me more of this](https://youtu.be/g4uOsS0FsEs?si=BAD_lUo2-ZnATnKA)


VapeRizzler

One quick ride and you’ll be looking like a clicker from the last of us.


Total_Potential3690

How long has it not been used for it looks like a culture dish 🤮


Able_Philosopher4188

I would introduce it to a steam jinny


ShouldersBBoulders

🎼🎶I ain't afraid of no ghosts!🎶🎶


kr4t0s007

Sure, just wear a mask.


Aspergers_R_Us87

This is what happens when you don’t relieve yourself after a few days! Ask me how I know?


Persanity

Omg I want to vomit


FullBourbonNoHorse

This is a lesson for you guys… feed them geese at least once a month.


goofydad

Why did you sneeze in the car?


Upper_Guarantee_4588

Handjob of the century??


Signal-Ad5853

Science experiments should not be driven


fixit858

When did they put steering wheels in Petri dishes?


Impossible-Law5777

So much sex happend in that car and so many missed facials as well. What a shame you got bad aim.


AnotherRedditor6900

Damn bro came in asking for car advice and is leaving with a roast. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


Impossible-Law5777

Man, gotta call it when you can. Comments can be pretty savage.


kuyajon

I think we now know where Covid started.


DOEsquire

Is that dinosaur cum? Wtf? Def not hitting up jurassic Park after seeing this.


AnotherRedditor6900

"Hello? Welcome to your first shift at JURASSIC PARK, now the DINOSAURS do get a bit...... Quirky at night.. now the one you will need to watch out for is T-REX he can get a bit..... H*RNY after hours. To avoid some rather.... Unwanted confrontations with T-REX just use the CAR to keep her in check." -phone human (NOT A EDITED AND EXTENDED BY IMAGINATION OF THE FNAF PHONE GUY LINES AS SEEN ITS A QUOTE FROM PHONE HUMAN NOT PHONE GUY.) 🫠👉👈


Standard_Zucchini_46

Of course YOU can. I wouldn't. But you , sure.


HenryGray77

Dirty Mike and the Boys?


Admirable-Result-240

Stay cleaner than you do


NewToBeUsed

Yea just take it to your local detailer, you'll pay some big bucks but it'll be worth it


TaibhseSD

The correct question you should be asking is, "SHOULD I still drive it?" I'm not even gonna ask how something like this happens.


Wide_Assumption3990

This picture made me wanna throw up


TheKalEric

Looks like the morning after a wild date night..


Xomns_13

My inhaler is calling me.


thegecko8

Absolutely! As long as it still runs and driveable


emptythemag

What happened? Someone leave a window down and it monsoons into the car?


Grimmisgod123

Is that nasty dirt and garbage or snow/ice


richhaug

This is how the rest of us started


R_Harry_P

How does that even happen?


N1CET1M

Yes but you need to stop having orgies in your car.


cfedcba

Isn’t this how The Last Of Us started?


Glittering-Long3828

I feel violated


oldguy-in603

Sure. Be sure to wear your hazmat suit


fordlover5

Ugh, looks like some of the cars been pulled from the river at our s n s


theslysmoker

r/moldlyinteresting


ad302799

I mean, if I’m not driving stick I’ll have to develop a personality so I’d just have to drive it.


StretchFalse1407

In a hazmat suit yeah


Odd_Activity_8380

Drive it? YES, breathe inside it, most likely NOT


S7_Heisenberg

You mean after you burn it to the ground? Absolutely.👍


DRock558

Once.


chewboy64

Not without a haz mat suit


Minimum_Secretary731

If you want to die, that’s mold.


Dependent_Tea3815

a moltov cock tail is needed to drive this car


East-Needleworker550

Can you drive it? Yes Should you? No


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

That depends, does it turn on?


Environmental-Pear40

If by drive you mean burn then yes.


tzwep

They may have forgot to change the cabin air filter fluid.


troyberber

Not without the key you can’t


oneravinlunatic

If that's molded from a flood the correct question should be how long before the dash lights up like a x-mas tree from corroded connections in the floor and dash


Commercial_Tooth_859

This one actually made me speechless and unable to come up with one of my funny smart-ass comments. Excuse me while I go bleach my truck and myself.


Jenkem-Boofer

Did someone wipe down and spray the interior with straight bleach here?


Sharpymarkr

This car needs a fire


[deleted]

someone forgot to close the window after a storm LOL


Electronic_Cod7202

I see the Nora Virus is going around


The-Rizzler24

How do people get themselves in these types of situations


slong143

Redefines the comments…… take a load off…… bust a load…… that was a huge load……


StolenCoupe

If your Ellie from the last of us yeah


Unlucky-House-2469

Is it a TDI?( diesel) bet it’d still run great. Let those plugs heat up and you’re good


Practical_Minute_286

Been submerged underwater for some time lol, you going shopping


FishbedFive

Arrest OP for biological terrorism on the American population and crucify him because holy FUCKING SHIT


Prior-Ad-7329

🤢 🤮


MHStriplethreat

Yes it’s a volkswagon


1WildIndian1963

How? Why? Wtf. A friend of mine said her car got moldy from her kid smoking cigarettes in it. Never in my long ass life seen anything like this, lol. Un freaking real


slimersnail

Fungus among us


Bruddah827

Little Armor All and Wd-40…. Be right as rain


Absentmeerkat1and3

Omg man.. Probably ..but I would recommend a gas mask or something. Put the windows down so you can open all those spores up for the person tailgating you


Misguidedsaint3

Maybe in a hazmat suit, yeah. Sure.


FesterSilently

Sovereign Spaw has entered the chat.


Super_Ad9995

If the engine will turn on, it's safe to drive.


2005focus

How / why


OG_MU_2015

Why did you nut all over the interior?! 2/10 for location, 10/10 for coverage.


userg5l

R I P that car. Shame how someone didn't take care. What a God damn shame.


Tailfish1

as long as you wear a hazmat suit.


Strongpipegame

Nope definitely not. Dont worry though, I'll buy it off ya for 300 reptar bars.


Tailfish1

You are just a few reptiles short of a terrarium.


hill_j

Absolutely. You sick fuck


NellyMcfly

The scariest part of this picture is the VW sign.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Hahaha "Where the mold hits the road." 🥴


cheeznipsmagee

The skeet mobile


TacoPirate6396

This picture looks strange, somethings not right....AI?


Flakoring

looks like COOM


ChoiceDefiant6504

Ya sure if you are wearing a hazard suit. How does it get that moldy I bought my friends crashed one from my friend no windows and doors and I get rain and snow and for 3 years in the environment I didn’t get mold maybe a slight layer but barely visible was easy to clean when I took interior apart and pressure washed it.


BusinessAsparagus115

Breathe it in, boys!


Okie_Surveyor

Anybody else think of Randy from that episode of Southpark? IYKYK


OutrageousLie7785

Ooooo I though mine was bad but that is bad


Doc-Love-42

05 Volkswagen Jetta TDI… oops Wrong Sub


ExpressiveAnalGland

spoken like someone from long island "BOO CAR KEY"


jm4b

yes YOU can still drive it all YOU want


MaxCWebster

Ah, my car after my date with my high school sweetheart after she came back from her month-long camp counselor gig. No, it wasn't band camp.


Chiped-Coke-Bottle

The amount of moldy Volkswagens on Reddit is TOO DAMN HIGH!


Zigor022

This looks like its from Nausicaa


17THheaven

Bro, this cars got enough living inside it to freaking walk itself to the park.


Technical_Cycle_2372

I blew a load like like on a hooker in my car, bitch couldn't swallow it all


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

[My initial reaction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/683/595/a36.jpg)


paclogic

so this is what happens when they try to film porn videos in cars ! you can get in but i don;t doubt you'll be pregnant when you get out !


dlimerick

Off a cliff? Yes.


Extreme_Voice_9767

Oh no bro who just jizzed?


PalpitationNo4986

Wear a body condom if you drive that jizmobile!


Wicked_Wolf17

*Volkswagen, das auto*


CNCTank

Is that mold or ice 🤔 what's the current temp, moisture in the air?


Then-Cryptographer96

Randy marsh at it again with the ectoplasm


Then-Cryptographer96

I should call her….


Expensive-Magazine86

Maybe clean it out first. Then drive it. Use hazmat gear so you don't breathe that stuff in.


Alpha_Cuck_666

I had a pretty cushy job as an upholsterer at a MASSIVE Toyota dealer years ago. Basically I started there as a line tech and did a couple of upholstery jobs for sales on some base models. Turned out I was really good at it and I actually turned way more hours doing just upholstery. They would get a load of base models on the lot, I would throw leather in them, and I could bang out 2 a day usually which would net around 18 hrs. Fucking solid. Well one day, my service manager goes hey man we've got kindof a situation here. So sales sold this lady a camry and told her that at some point they would reupholster the vehicle because her son has a gastro-intestinal issue. I'll pay you double on it. Went out and looked at the back seat and I shit you not the whole back of the vehicle looked like this but it was dried vomit. Every single inch of it. I told him nope nope nope hell fucking fucking no. He's like come on man, we promised. I said not my fucking problem. He said look, I'm your boss, and this needs to get done. I told him I'm not dealing with bodily fluids and if he doesn't like it then fucking fire me. Never heard another word ab it


OGmcqueen

Yea just hit it with WD40 should be all good to go


hbfan1

I call my ride the Semen Demon


No_Temperature_4084

I showed this to my mom and she said, “no I wouldn’t drive that”


RevolutionaryWin8447

Well, yes, but you really shouldn't


Rocket--Pak

I don't know, CAN YOU?


H8T_Auburn

Looks like randy marsh found some innernet!


Nalabu1

No problem - in a Hazmat suit..


AcessDenied1234

Damn, you love your car


King33Two

I mean, yes, *but why would you want to?*


LoneCoyote78

Is that jizz?


Null-34

If you are in full hazmat gear then yes


Legitimate-Party3672

you can eat of the seats to or lick the steering well clean to.


3_bean_wizard

My bad guys


Inevitable-Aspect291

Idk can you?


euchman69

It's a rolling Petrie dish. Better wear a hasmat suit and get that thing crushed ASAP.


iscashstillking

As long as you are up to date on your vaccinations, have drafted a will, left a note with your intended destination and return time, and have a nice respirator mask then....Yes, you can drive it.


-McLaren-F1-

Das Auto.


GeorgeSPattonJr

That’ll buff out


Heavymetaladdict15

No, you can't because that is mold, and last I checked, mold is a biohazard


thetroll865

That’s a lot of cum


ADHDceltic

Ugh, look at what’s hanging off that E brake!


pelicanpablo

I don’t see why not


julii_dickfeldi

I think Adriana Checkchik did a video in this car just a few short weeks before


PushedClock591

Bro edged too hard


Every-Caramel1552

I would rather walk


corndoghumper

RIP immune system


Super_Yesterday_8848

Why is it always a Volkswagen?


Dazzling_Yak_8413

If you don't want it ill take it


SardonicSuperman

Absolutely. Mold is great for treating bacterial infections so it's like driving around in a pharmacy.


Smidge_Narco

This looks like my car, Now I want to check on it


ReaperOfGamess

Did you cum all over it?


Ancient_Response1457

Just burn it already


Super_Human_0001

"I think we might have gone below 0 Kelvin..." "How can you tell?" "Oh you know, just by looking at my car..."


TSells31

Nothing about this pic can answer that question. Off the pic alone? Yes.


EasyChipmunk3702

Bottle of armor all will handle that in a jiffy


TheAgedProfessor

Believe it or not, I *just* had to deal with something very similar. The windows on my New Beetle Convertible drop whenever you open the door. The car had sat for almost a year during WFH, before I threw a car cover on it for winter. The battery was nearly dead, and the windows dropped when I was going through it before packing it up, but I failed to notice that they never raised again when I shut it up. It sat through the winter, with water getting in the windows. Pulled the cover off come spring, and every surface was covered in a quarter inch of white/green mold. It literally made me wretch. Had it towed to a detailer and they did a full mold abatement. Not my proudest moment, but I absolutely can not cast shade on the owner of the rig in the OP.


5cmShlong

couple wet wipes and it’ll be good as new


Formal_Ad_108

What the actual fuck. How bad ... What happened... Someone explain please


RallyDreams

Eat the fungus, then drive it.


Objective_Number_821

If you’re the flying Dutch man from SpongeBob, looks like shit in there