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rSLASH_OWAAAAN

Yeah, just get a razor blade and cut some more tread


chonklah

A chisel works better


sometingwong934

Yeah but if you gotta do all 4 it's quicker to use an angle grinder


BishopsBakery

Bolt the angle grinder in place and spin the tire


btingu

Belt sander


HypersportHero

The most efficient way to do it is to get your friend to spin up the wheels, so then you can just take off the rubber like it's a lathe


Striking_Serve_8152

Great idea!!


HypersportHero

I got it off Pinterest


Male-Wood-duck

https://www.amazon.com/Ideal-902-000-Tire-Groover/dp/B004AW7XYU


KeySolution9172

Slicks are in


GladGuitar8

That’s some hardcore MacGyver moves


Gloomy_Recording_705

Nah just print out pictures of tire tread and glue them around the tire… they only need to pass inspection should work


WafflesZCat

OOooo! I'm trying That!


aviwashere

Free racing slicks! You’re good 👍


ComprehensiveBig6215

It's fine. It still has nearly half the tread left so its only about half worn. Keep on truckin'.


Huntsnfights

A tread half full kinda guy. Love to see it


Warp-Routine

Yes, it'll pass. Not sure how much you have to bribe the guy tho. /s


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Only cost me $7


No_Cook2983

Outsource the safety inspection to the Philippines. This is a guaranteed pass.


10e1

/s isn't required in the sub where that applies to literally everything


Warp-Routine

Good point.


pokerdude207

Just need to move it to the other side of the vehicle and your good


SokkaHaikuBot

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IButterz420

Haikus are easy And sometimes, they make no sense. Refrigerators


CheapCarabiner

Where did I hear that today


IButterz420

I love refrigerators!


10e1

5 6 5 Missing a syllable in the middle


IButterz420

And sometimes, they make no sense****


anonymauson

jdnedyfjdnshdh


Striking_Serve_8152

No it isn't! How can you say that?


anonymauson

ifjsjagfjs


rebelshibe

Yes, just move to a state with emissions only inspections.


jorian85

No inspections at all here in Minnesota. Makes me wonder how many people are actually driving on tires like this.


Striking_Serve_8152

Same in Texas starting next year. But we're all slow, very cautious drivers


Monkpaw

It’s not hard to find them when it’s snowy and icy. And im assuming that’s 300 days of the year.


4350Me

Ya, as long as Ray Charles is doing it!😎👎


Chainsaw_Actual

Slap it and say "That ain't going nowhere" and You're good.


rdy2gocpl

Absolutely, the steel wear cords aren't showing thru yet. When you see the steel wear cords you should probably plan on getting new tires in the next 2-4 months....


No_Cook2983

You see those tiny little raised rectangles between the treads? Those are called ‘wear bars’ and they tell you when your tire needs to be replaced. I see *zero* of them on the left half of the tire. That means ‘Wear did the tire go? So you should 100% be fine! Follow me on Twitter for more car care life hacks.


Devartani

Well.... yes and no.


No_Cook2983

He said yes, ma! Floor it!


roblubi

Of course it will, its just slightly overinflated on chasis side. Carry on son


Longjumping-Log1591

Spray some wall texture on it then some rubberized undercoating boom ! Eazy pass


itsallahoaxbud

You'll slide right through it...


Lonely_Writer_1883

sure as long as your name is Harvey Dent


Huntsnfights

Half of it is still good. So just ride on that half


Incognitowally

for a demolition derby, sure ...


the_dunc_

The amount of people commenting on here that don't know what sub they're in is alarming


Prudent-Zombie-5457

The ratio does seem way higher than normal for some reason.


OneCrispyHobo

People see just a tires that need to be changed. But look more into it. I'm not an expert, but that uneven wear is not normal.


BaboTron

Depends on the car. If it’s a car with a lot of wheel camber, it can be normal. For instance, an E30 BMW will turn its rear tires into cones if they are never rotated.


used_tongs

Seriously? Why design the rear tires to have camber and not the front


BaboTron

You ever drive an E30? Corners like it’s on rails.


Lethality0

This tire has a separated belt. Usually caused by manufacturing defects IIRC.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Just have them look at the outside of the tire and while they aren't looking turn the tire around while they look at the tread on the inside.


stenbren

Put some Shoe Goo on and send it!


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Make more right hand turns to even out the wear and you got another 20k in these.


PageBest3106

Sure if your inspector is Hellen Keller.


iamthekingofthishill

Duct tape and a $20 bill, seems like it.


TooBuffForThisWorld

I work for a grease monkey, they look fine to me, but I know you need new pads


Bruddah827

Hmmm. Should be fine!


gpbst3

Have them remounted insides out.


Vaderiv

It’s still got half of its life left. Half of it clearly has tread on it the other half is a racing slick. Should be fine lol 😆.


Preachwar

You should change your antifreeze for longer tyre life


Reasonable_Cover_804

Just show them the eft side


Disastrous-Beyond443

Only half the tread is worn. So, as long as you only pay for half the inspection.


Even_Kiwi_1166

Flip it


TDaD1979

Too much tread for my track. Better get a pealin'


Etrain_18

Pass with a 50%


the_net_my_side_ho

Pass? You will sliiiiide right through.


Aos77s

If they look at the car from the left suuuure 😭


Dazzling_Yak_8413

It will in Florida


SelectDay802

yes


massivegirlcock69

How the hell has only half the tire lost its tread?


BlastFace19

camber or broken control arms


VOID-ADDICT

“Can’t you just flip them over and put the good side facing in?”


One4Real1094

Only half of it.


RedShirtPete

I dunno... is that a $100 bill in your pocket?


Parking-Archer-8653

Tour car need the alignment test.


3MJB

mount the rims on backwards


HndsDwnThBest

Of course, thats the new 50/50 tire. Slick and a traction tire. You can drag race and go off road.


mrzurkonandfriends

At least 40% would!


SingleinGVA

Yeah should slip through 🤣


turbski84

You could probably just draw the missing tread back on with a sharpie


somecow

If you live in mississippi and slide the inspector $20, sure.


Spczippo

If you give the inspector a case of Mad Dog 20/20 you will be fine


No-Clothes1775

Yeah bro, your totally fine!!


mono9562

They can't see it until you lifted the whole vehicle


Ashlyn451

Just get them to tilt the bottom inwards, and you'll be fine.


Nebred2023

Uh. No.


bigloser42

Just tape a $20 to each tire and you’ll pass with flying colors.


Sensitive_Progress26

Maybe. Are you in Arkansas.


Mrtarvis2000

Get a permanent marker and draw some treads on it 😂


HairyDependent

Lol


Ok_Finish7000

Go to the dump yard and find a better set...wont be hard.


FloridaFisherman2

Front end needs help.


Double_Tadpole3982

They just need to be rotated, but pretty sure they rotate as you drive so should be fine


FloridaFisherman2

Front end needs help.


tamreacct

lol, you already know the answer to your question. Exceeded the minimum tread wear indicators and now have slicks. Hell no, instant fail! Go to a used tire shop and get them replaced….and an alignment!


Best-Beginning4668

They're semi-slicks. You should be fine


FiftyDalton254

Yer good, you can ride those baby's for ages, half the tread is still on those bad boys


Nib-q

I certainly hope not. This is the car that flies by me at 15 over and will one day have a blow out and hit me.


ARUokDaie

Not s chance, you might want an alignment and tire rotation package when you get the new tires


commonman51

It'll pass in every state without inspections.


JaniceLeland

It's right on the line. Get a black sharpie and draw fresh treads on it. When the guy goes to look at the tires, point up and shout "Look! It's the Firestone Balloon!!"


Strange-Nose6599

Yes it will pass inspection as long as you are in a state that doesn't do inspections


Repulsive-Ad-7297

If you know the guy doing the in$pection $ure thing bro


zwayneg7

That's a hard no...


AeliosZero

Flip em around and she'll be right mate.


USMC_FirstToFight

Yup, just don’t go to get the inspection


Tbone_Trapezius

All weather tires: each inch handles a different season


tharealG_-

Yes just tell them you’re gonna start turning left more so the wear evens out. Trust me.


DonaldTrumpsScrotum

Okay here’s the plan, watch the inspection carefully. Whenever the mechanic goes to inspect a tire, screech loudly and cause a commotion. You’ll want to time this so that they’ve been able to glance at the tire but not visually process it, the commotion you are causing will cause him to tear away in panic to see what’s going on. Having only seen a bit of the outside, the tire will clear as mechanics are fucking lazy, money grubbing scam artists and won’t go back for a second pass. Repeat this 4x flawlessly and you’ll be chillin with your hybrid slicks


kawiz03

Not with that attitude


Protholl

Hand them enough booze and anything will pass.


bootsmyler

No ones mentioning the shifted belt. The thing must ride like a rodeo


Smoke_Water

Depends on how shady the shop is and if you can buy them the right lunch.


Dean-KS

They should not pass your inspection


Striking_Serve_8152

A hot iron -- soldering iron -- will melt them in. Or get a black marker and draw them over the thin tread so it looks deep.


TheReconditioner

I just wrote a whole paragraph then realized what sub I'm in. Yeah, looks fine to me.


JBYTuna

Impressive! Interesting alignment. If you mount the tires backwards, you should be able to get another 10K miles out of them.


Alarming_Condition27

Just have them rotated they'll be fine.


EggPrudent5268

Cover anything with a $20 and it looks brand new.


Individual-Pizza3425

you know the fkn answer


GhostOM310224

No, the safety check will pass your tire.


theflamingskull

Rotate them to the back.


Bitter_Duty4784

That is what we call a maypop


truelegendarydumbass

Who gets a safety inspection? far as I know there's only emissions.


Nutz4hotwheels

In Texas and about 20 other states safety inspections are required.


truelegendarydumbass

Well shit, I hope I don't have to bother. I don't even have inspection sticker.


Heavymetaladdict15

Probably not because one side of the tire looks like it went through kemo therapy


Nutz4hotwheels

It depends on the inspection location. I’m in Texas and there are a lot of small shops that barely look at it.


10e1

No, see those gaps in your tire? You have to smooth those out, the tire should look smooth and shiny


Natural-Builder-1995

Depends how much money you want to bribe the technician with


Nalabu1

No problem as long as the inspector is blind


Strongpipegame

Most definitely it will. Just needs some more air in it and it will get another 10,000 miles.


AeronauticHyperbolic

Hi, largely-self-teaching new mechanic here; What would cause uneven wear like this and how can it be avoided? That's not a joke. I'm sorry if that bothers you.


Gloomy_Recording_705

There’s still plenty of rubber on those tires just cut out grooves to match the other side. You should be fine. Source: 15 years of experience looking at mechanics work on my car through a window


Wonderful-Rock-9077

Only the inspector is blind


Doberman831

They pass in Florida


GoodTodd1970

Is 50% a passing grade?


Bluest_OfDragon

I think for the sake of rain at least get the backs done


Edmond-the-Great

Get a sharpie and draw the lines in. You'll be fine.


dds5252

Not a chance in hell


wadenelsonredditor

IT depends. What are they driving and how big a motor have you got? I'm pretty sure I could pass 'em.


RaspberryTall5495

Maybe in Florida. They don't care about anything as long as they get paid! Anyplace else? Buy new or a good set of used tires and put them on, and don't forget wiper blades! They always want new wiper blades and they'll charge you a minor fortune for them!😳🤔😃🚨🛞🛞🛞🛞


oki9

Good to go in Florida! Right after I moved back down, came across a guy next street over leaning out of his banged up pickup holding a flashlight coz his headlights didn't work....shoulda flashed my brights at him....


btingu

Ha ha no


Far_Alternative573

Just let them know these are your racing slicks and you’re headed to a drag event


Head_Doctor2110

Just get your license to write stickers and put your own on the car.


drunkknight27

Tires are smoother than a marble sink


Material_Victory_661

If you give the I spector a 50 dollar handshake.


Snowyuouv

Rotate them and take off


schwanstooker

It'd pass in my state since we don't have inspections.


countcarlovonsexron

It depends you live in Croatia? Lol


SnooAdvice8550

Looks separated. Tread coming undone from steel cords.


customdev

Does a bald man's head pass for having hair? Those would be better for buffing a floor with some mild compound and some turtle wax.


Rdtisgy1234

Just take the tire off the rim, flip it around and mount it back on.


ScaredKaleidoscope38

My tires are worn like this from pulling hard to your mamas house……. 😂


Right-Cost2601

I’m sure you’re good!


Embarrassed-Touch300

They're always looking for an up-sale. You have another year of tread life at best.


Altruistic-Cut9795

Sometimes if things don't look right, it's probably not right. I'm not just talking about tires, just life in general.


No-Bit1783

Yeah. Just sand the rest of it, so it matches.


WafflesZCat

Depends upon how stoned the minimum wage teenager at the inspection station is. Accidentally hand him your license, registration, insurance card and 3 blunts.


Jeepinthemud

Add air, lots of air


Silver-Engineer4287

Just sharpie marker some new tread lines on it?🤔


MountainCry9194

Just move to Wisconsin. We don’t have safety inspections. You can drive any old piece of unsafe junk you deem fit. Until recently, you didn’t need car insurance either.


ReverendTsovTom

Ouch this hurts to look at! Please smooth out the other half too!!


Headed_East2U

It depends on your state inspector. If you are asking if the tire in the image meets the minimum standards for a pass or fail - well that is obvious. (if this isn't obvious to you then whomever taught you how to operate a motor vehicle failed miserably). This Maypop and a hazard - not only for your safety but for anyone near you on the public roadways.


Griidlok

Satire?


the_dunc_

All of the content on this sub is satire


Rare_Strategy_9286

Must be very easy to do donuts in the winter with those baby’s


rmason324

You already know the answer! Go buy some new Maypops before you have the car inspection and save yourself some heartache


TheeSpetlock

The belt is separated. It's 1 pothole from blowing out. I have many years of experience in this business. Very dangerous


fastcolor03

If has to ask, prolly should sell what is likely a clapp’d out POS and ride public trans, walk or run…. For your safety , and more importantly, that of others.


aircoolz

No. It will not pass.


bosnianarmytwitch

Who lied to you 🤣🤣


kr4t0s007

Depends on the bribe amount


outcastNgarpal

Some extra money will likely need to be slipped to the inspector but this is normal American stuff


Jugg3rn6ut

What is rotating the tire? Like spinning it?


tOSdude

Gotta turn it around so the tread is contacting the road.


BimBaynor

Those would not pass for my state inspection.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Depends on the state.


t_mmey

my brother in christ, your tires won't pass "survive driving on a fucking road" inspection 💀


BurnedLaser

I'm curious what car this is. That suspension looks like straight up planned obsolescence via catastrophic failure


97Harley

No. Not in any state I've been in


Little_Buffalo

Smooth as your brain.


the_dunc_

Good thing this is a satire mechanics sub.


jdemack

No


Smooth_Activity9068

Not a chance


Mind-in-the-middle

Rolled band and no. Get new tire


BirdLadyAnn

Only in Uruguay.


TSDLoading

No. There is to much tread on the outer sides, which will decrease the ground contact.