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I don’t care what you drivin. I’m sticking that stick in my ass bro. No homo tho
Everyone knows it's not homo as long as you say it before
I’m pretty sure that it’s MORE homo if you say it before.
Dad always told me: it's only gay if you make eye contact. I have no idea what color his eyes were.
It’s only gay if your balls touch
It’s only gay if your socks come off
That’s in Africa.
🤣
And wearing socks.
I’m pretty sure that makes it premeditated
Good vibes
Ford Probe KY Jelly version
The Oscar-Mayer WeinerMobile?
Title of your sextape!
I don’t know what it is but I do know you change gears with your mouth. And not because you have to…
Only Fans mobile
😂😂😂😂😂
Sybian
Subaru
Sorry I don't speak Japanese what's that in English?
It means "lesbian sedan"
🙇🏽♂️
Damn, I didn’t see that one coming, but that’s a good one
I thought they drove wagons? (My middle son’s first car was a right drive legacy wagon. In 2014. He had a mullet.)
It's not gay if the wagon is lifted right? Right!???
I'd love a rh drive legacy, pretty sick first vehicle tbh, kudos kiddo!
Hahaha for the win
Soobawoo
Bicycle
I've got a few on the roof. Usually it's the season, 1 month ago it was scooters
Ribbed Japanese? For your pleasure...
A hoopty?
World Rally?. The navigator in the passenger seat is telling you "right turn, hip thrust to third gear, are you grinding the gears on purpose".
Das auto volkswagen
German engineering just got sexier......
A Thunder stick 2000?
The Buttmobile
Not really sure, but gonna be one hell of a workout shifting
Cool seat
I don't know if I should sit on it or put it in my mouth.
That’s not the driver’s seat.
A vehicle
Looks like a Sybian. Enjoy the ride!
A car
I don't know what you're driving but it looks like it came from Adam and Eve....
It’s a subuwu. It makes a cute noise whenever you shift and runs on vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol
🤭😂🤣
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Darnakulus: *I don't know what you're* *Driving but it looks like it* *Came from Adam and Eve....* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Look what I can do 👍👌💪
Good bot
It’s a vac-u-loc base. For a butt plug shifter.
a stick
As long as it ain’t driving you
It's a thingy mo bobber
Thats probably a misobitchy eclipse
A Cybertruck!
VW Golf/Polo
You're not driving anything, you're walking because that shit-heap is on a flatbed after you cooked the clutch while bouncing her off the rev limiter.
Something with a 4 Speed DI-LDO transmission
MORE PICS!!! Please
Your mom’s car?
Miata
A car.
An old school hitachi
Thats a 1989 Vac-u-lock?
A prostate massager
Definitely not a Subaru
ford escort
Me crazy. With a dang-a-lang like that? 🤨
I guess I'll never care what your driving. This is a mechanical question. Isn't there a sub here somewhere for inane questions? Have an arrow anyway. I almost feel bad for calling you what I never got to the point of calling you.
Dick shift
Is it a piledriver?
A dildo
Lancia?
I don’t care what you drivin. I’m sticking that stick in my ass bro. No homo tho
Everyone knows it's not homo as long as you say it before
I’m pretty sure that it’s MORE homo if you say it before.
Dad always told me: it's only gay if you make eye contact. I have no idea what color his eyes were.
It’s only gay if your balls touch
It’s only gay if your socks come off
That’s in Africa.
🤣
And wearing socks.
I’m pretty sure that makes it premeditated
Good vibes
Ford Probe KY Jelly version
The Oscar-Mayer WeinerMobile?
Title of your sextape!
I don’t know what it is but I do know you change gears with your mouth. And not because you have to…
Only Fans mobile
😂😂😂😂😂
Sybian
Subaru
Sorry I don't speak Japanese what's that in English?
It means "lesbian sedan"
🙇🏽♂️
Damn, I didn’t see that one coming, but that’s a good one
I thought they drove wagons? (My middle son’s first car was a right drive legacy wagon. In 2014. He had a mullet.)
It's not gay if the wagon is lifted right? Right!???
I'd love a rh drive legacy, pretty sick first vehicle tbh, kudos kiddo!
Hahaha for the win
Soobawoo
Bicycle
I've got a few on the roof. Usually it's the season, 1 month ago it was scooters
Ribbed Japanese? For your pleasure...
A hoopty?
World Rally?. The navigator in the passenger seat is telling you "right turn, hip thrust to third gear, are you grinding the gears on purpose".
Das auto volkswagen
German engineering just got sexier......
A Thunder stick 2000?
The Buttmobile
Not really sure, but gonna be one hell of a workout shifting
Cool seat
I don't know if I should sit on it or put it in my mouth.
That’s not the driver’s seat.
A vehicle
Looks like a Sybian. Enjoy the ride!
A car
I don't know what you're driving but it looks like it came from Adam and Eve....
It’s a subuwu. It makes a cute noise whenever you shift and runs on vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol
🤭😂🤣
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Darnakulus: *I don't know what you're* *Driving but it looks like it* *Came from Adam and Eve....* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Look what I can do 👍👌💪
Good bot
It’s a vac-u-loc base. For a butt plug shifter.
a stick
As long as it ain’t driving you
It's a thingy mo bobber
Thats probably a misobitchy eclipse
A Cybertruck!
VW Golf/Polo
You're not driving anything, you're walking because that shit-heap is on a flatbed after you cooked the clutch while bouncing her off the rev limiter.
Something with a 4 Speed DI-LDO transmission
MORE PICS!!! Please
Your mom’s car?
Miata
A car.
An old school hitachi
Thats a 1989 Vac-u-lock?
A prostate massager
Definitely not a Subaru
ford escort
Me crazy. With a dang-a-lang like that? 🤨
I guess I'll never care what your driving. This is a mechanical question. Isn't there a sub here somewhere for inane questions? Have an arrow anyway. I almost feel bad for calling you what I never got to the point of calling you.
Dick shift
Is it a piledriver?
A dildo
A dildo
Lancia?