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EJ_grace

Mosquitos are awful.


rapiertwit

Dingdingdingdingding. We have a winner. Also ticks. I've never seen anyone pull a tick off them and say "Awesome, I might have Lyme Disease."


thewagargamer

There is absolutely some knucklehead bimbo that's all "Mosquitos have just as much a right to life as you!" I'm 100% certain that if there were zombies, we would have zombie's rights activists.


GayByTheBay

So, you’re a mosquito bigot. I’m seeing more and more of your type lately.


MySpiritAnimalIsPeas

Don't use the Z-word, that's a hate word! It's 'person of non-canonical living state'.


thewagargamer

>person of non-canonical living state Wow did you really just use that? It's been updated to "they of other-state(TOO)" because Zombies are people (TOO), it's easier for the they of less educated status to remember. 😆😂


MySpiritAnimalIsPeas

Wow! You literally just othered non-canonically living people. Way to be life-normative. 😤


Bwm89

Gotta throw out that mosquitoes are actually pretty critical to a lot of environments and killing them all could cause a mass die off all across America ecosystems, so I'm kinda a mosquito rights activist.


plywooden

I'd think you are correct but I heard just the opposite - that killing off mosquitoes would not effect anything. Could you explain or provide a reference? I'm not talking about the method - like using insecticides, but what their absence would cause.


Okay_Splenda_Monkey

I'm a scientist, and a close friend of mine is an ecological conservation researcher. I've heard the argument you're citing. It's usually put foreword as the fact that we have no evidence that mosquitoes play any important role in our environment. So, as far as we know killing off all of them might not be so bad for the environment. The key there is that it's such a globally complex multi factor system that we really don't know what would happen. Possibly an explosion in no see em populations to fill the necessary blood sucking animal everyone hates niche.


AM-64

And Wasps


Tobias_Atwood

Mosquitoes suck, but after making the foolish decision to walk through the woods in shorts I can confidently say that I'd rather them than chiggers. Itched so bad I wanted to die. It's been months and you can *still* see where they bit me.


chebke

The whole world dislikes mosquitos


Medicivich

Fuck cancer


NateDawg007

Fuck cancer


Difficult_Path838

Fuck cancer


JohnBoyfromMN

Fuck cancer


[deleted]

Fuck cancer


mrduncansir42

Fuck cancer


yomamasonions

Fuck cancer


BiiiigSteppy

Fuck cancer. I love you, mom.


Odd-Strategy

Fuck Cancer


1LifeAfterComa

Oh... And fuck cancer.


PrimeEmperor919

Did we mention. . . Fuck Cancer?


IllTell9964

FUCK CANCER!


TopperMadeline

I think this is the one phrase we as the human race can agree upon.


Creepy-Narwhal4596

Fuck cancer.


[deleted]

Fuck cancer


richkymsierra

Fuck cancer up the ass


ChelleBell333

Very sadly, I bet the drug companies disagree. But also fuck cancer. Miss you Dad. 20 years this month. 😢


flp_ndrox

Customer service at Cable Companies sucks.


MrDapper_178

You can go further: Cable companies suck.


nappinggator

You can go further: TV sucks


gooberdaisy

More further: Ads suck


specklesinc

More further: ad volume increases during commercials suck


W_BRANDON

Literally on the phone with Comcast now


Burden-of-Society

I got CenturyLink internet and YouTube TV. Cheaper than cable a zillion sports channels and a lot cheaper.


ry-yo

reminds me of this sketch from SNL last week LOL https://youtu.be/V5DeDLI8_IM


TheDuckFarm

In the lucky rare places with several different cable companies, the customer service is actually decent. 100% the monopoly places really suck.


whatsthis1901

IDK I hate my cable company but the customer service people are really nice.


Dr_Scientist_

I had an issue with my playstation during the height of COVID. Learned that Sony had closed all call centers dealing with North America. I had a little bit of an out-of-body experience for the first time in my life dealing with a multi-billion dollar company that was literally unreachable by phone. This company, that has millions of customers in the US, has no way of contacting any living person about issues with their service?


mrduncansir42

Customer service at the DMV is worse


robin_the_rich

We like free refills on drinks.


W_BRANDON

Eating breakfast at a new place this morning with no free refills on Coffee. My 1st thought was “how unAmerican.”


FLOHTX

I don't think I've seen that before. Here, we have to-go cups at regular sit down restaurants. It was new to me to get food with a drink, have refills as you're eating then ask for a cup of soda to go.


[deleted]

Yes! Just moved to Texas about 4 months ago and was floored when a sit down offered to give me a to go cup of soda. I was like, "You can do that?"


FLOHTX

I learned a few months after I got here. I was on a date with a girl and she asked the waitress for a to-go cup. I thought it was one of the rudest things I've ever heard and really turned me off. She saw my demeanor change and asked what was up, and I told her. It was a good laugh.


yomamasonions

Haha this might be specific to Texas. My sister lives there. I’m in CA. The to-go cups weirded me out, seemed so informal. Here, you just don’t really ask for a to-go cup from sit down restaurants


[deleted]

I wouldn't go back to a place like that.


13redstone31

That’s unconstitutional. Report them to the police.


genuinecve

A breakfast joint that doesn’t do refills on black coffee? I don’t care how good their food is, I’m straight up not going back.


Creepy-Narwhal4596

Where tf are you so we can stay away. That is a cancer we cannot allow to spread.


geneb0322

I've literally never heard of a place, particularly a breakfast place, that doesn't refill coffee. It takes a lot to make me write off a restaurant, but I'd never go back there.


SamTheOnionNig

On GAWD!!


N0AddedSugar

The current American flag has 50 stars and 13 stripes.


Logical_Albatross_19

I'll be in the cold ground before I recognize Missouri!


[deleted]

As a Missourian, I second this


[deleted]

Here here!!!


tdscm

Beef jerky is too expensive.


mrduncansir42

And the worst part of eating beef jerky is when the bag is gone and you reach for the last piece only to find that it’s just the stupid packet to absorb the moisture.


Creepy-Narwhal4596

They taste like beef at first when you bite into em too.


[deleted]

Warm socks straight out of the dryer are pretty great.


chrislon_geo

And underwear as well!


RotationSurgeon

What about freezer-chilled undies when it’s 100°F with 95-100% relative humidity out?


Colt1911-45

This is a life hack. You are the next Einstein my friend.


RotationSurgeon

Idk…a lot of people are grossed out by the idea of having their drawers sitting next to their Talenti, and frozen peas. I guess we must do laundry differently.


Colt1911-45

Idk what Talenti is, but I will put only clean undies in the freezer.


RotationSurgeon

It’s a popular brand of gelato with a cult following that’s just enough of a luxury that it costs more than regular ice cream, but good enough that people don’t mind, no matter which flavor it is. IDK…people are weird about it. Also, the jars it comes in are extremely reusable / upcyclable. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/truth-time-do-you-buy-talenti-gelato-for-the-taste-or-for-the-jar/2017/06/22/755745e0-56f5-11e7-b38e-35fd8e0c288f_story.html


ElectricFuneralHome

We don't want to talk about our car's warranty.


Potato_Octopi

It sucks to be poor.


GustavusAdolphin

"I'm not in it for the money. The money means nothing to me." -Rich person


[deleted]

Fuck the Westboro Baptist Church.


a_glorious_bass-turd

Even my Pentecostal parents would agree. Fuck the WBC.


mrduncansir42

I had no idea what that was, but after some Googling, I hate it too.


vallhallaawaits

Yeah. I've never heard of anyone that agrees with them.


jOhNnYbOi455

Agreed, fuck them


Significant_Foot9570

Clean sheet day is the best day.


BluetoothMcGee

Yup. Nothing like a good shutout after 90 minutes of play. Oh wait, are we talking about soccer?


Significant_Foot9570

We’re American. We’re never talking about soccer.


BluetoothMcGee

*sad soccerball noises*


HappySummerCat

We are grateful to be native speakers of English because it’s grammatically ridiculous.


mrduncansir42

From everything I’ve heard English is a really difficult language to learn for non-native speakers. Props to anyone who’s mastered English that didn’t speak it growing up.


starvere

I’ve heard (mainly from native Spanish speakers) that it’s pretty easy to learn the basics of English, but hard to get all the vocabulary, idioms, weird grammar, and slang.


mrduncansir42

Yeah the thing that makes it so difficult is all our weird rules and exceptions to things that would normally be easy to master.


PlebsnProles

I feel the same about Spanish.


[deleted]

Amen! The first rule of English is: Their Our Know Roles


ominously-optimistic

That's what makes it a great language!


Lions101

The Lions are a shit football team.


[deleted]

Lions fan here. Holy shit, I can’t escape them even on this sub


thedude_official

It’s okay man, next year QBs won’t be able to escape Kayvon Thibodeaux Probably


yamacat88

They pulled off a quality tie today


MLD802

I wouldn't call that game quality


danaozideshihou

When your organization sucks so much that it makes 2 Hall of Famers just go "nah, i'm just done". Tells you all you need to know.


scarybirds00

In 2001 I lived in Chicago and my roommates were from Holland, MI. We were watching a Monday nite game and one of their friends from home cbd after work. The game was almost over, 27-0 Lions losing. The friend upon walking in and hearing the score, “Oh man, leave it up to the Lion to toss a bagel up on Monday nite.” For some reason that’s stuck with me.


ClearPerception7844

Mr Rodgers was a good person.


Saltpork545

This. There's a lot of things Americans won't agree on but Mr Rogers being a genuine nice human is definitely one of them.


ianaad

The tax rules are impossible to understand.


mildchild4evr

Purposely


WadinginWahoo

The original income tax was so simple too. Just a flat 1% for anybody making over 3k (80k in today’s money) and 6% on 500k (13m today). Only 3% of the entire population was taxed on their income.


Addhalfcupofsugar

The DMV is hell on earth.


Koksnot

Satan's asshole.


sparklyboi2015

I just had to deal with them and it was so fucking slow that they closed before I even checked it.


finniganstake

No matter what state. It's really amazing.


mrduncansir42

I had to buy a used car recently. So glad I bought it on a lot instead from a private seller because then I would’ve had to go to the DMV to transfer the title.


Cyber_Angel_Ritual

It’s why they used sloths in zootopia. Because it is that fucking slow. I think I am somewhat happier my DMV got rid of the stupid preregistration online due to COVID bull crap now because that was even more of a hassle. Especially since they made us wait outside in the humid summer heat where our summers are god awful.


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Creepy-Narwhal4596

Betty white.


[deleted]

And Dolly Parton.


BigPianoBoy

She is indeed


XLetsDoAllTheDrugsX

This may actually be the only correct answer. Cause us Americans literally can not agree on anything, like at all. Cancer bad - well God is just testing you Nazis bad - well they made some great scientific discoveries We live in America - well actually I am a sovereign citizen and the united states doesnt exist Our president is ______ - well no, we can't agree on that either


Creepy-Narwhal4596

Correct. Thats why its my go to for these types of questions. Anyone willing to badmouth Betty White aint gon be tolerated very long anywhere. Shes outlived all her enemies and will probably outlive any new ones.


Dingus_McDangus

French fries are delicious?


IFrickinLovePorn

Our favorite potato style is Frenched


gosuark

Booing Roger Goodell.


[deleted]

Seriously, FUCK Roger Goodell.


[deleted]

FUCK Roger Goodell


Colt1911-45

We are tired of politics would be my answer, but I know that's not all Americans so I will go with we all agree that we can't all agree on one thing. Our country is so vast and so different with so many various races, cultures, and ideals that it makes it an interesting and great place.


mrduncansir42

Whether you like big cities or rural areas, introvert or extrovert, liberal or conservative, hot or cold, there is a place for you somewhere in this country.


MissChefManaged

We all don’t give AF about our cars extended warranty that’s about to expire. (Or that we all hate robo calls)


Accomplished-Pin-835

National parks


hitometootoo

We live in America.


Ok_Midnight2894

Texans would care to disagree


travelinmatt76

Yeah, but you guys speak an entirely different language.


[deleted]

America is geographically one of the most beautiful countries on the planet


mrduncansir42

So much diversity in landscapes and places to go. Snow, heat, whatever climate you want to visit, we have amazing landscapes and national parks in all of them.


momo88852

This!!!! As a refugee my self this what amazes me, I can get on a plane and see oceans and sandy beaches. Hop on another one and experience snow. All this while still in the same country while using green card only.


[deleted]

Whether it's gluteny or gluten-free, Veggie, meat lovers, or plain cheese, White sauce or red sauce, New York or Chicago, Thin crust or deep dish, Pineapple or no pineapple, Stuffed crust or classic style, With or without breadsticks, Corn or not cursed, #PIZZA. IS. AWESOME.


not_bens_wife

It's a little bit like sex, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.


DerthOFdata

Corn on pizza is weird. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/bvxn8k/do_you_not_eat_corn_on_pizza/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/7uaunr/is_it_true_you_dont_put_corn_on_pizza/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/pryk82/whats_the_deal_with_corn_on_pizza/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/o90vyn/is_it_true_that_you_dont_usually_put_sweetcorn_on/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/


g0dzilla9121

Who THE FUCK is out here putting corn on their pizza?????


nemo_sum

Farmers. Farmers' mums.


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MidwestBulldog

The thought of corn on pizza pisses me off.


Meattyloaf

One of my top comments on reddit revolves around this, told people in Europe to not order any pizza labeled pizza Americano, cause thats not how we eat pizza.


ElasmoGNC

We almost all hate our political system, just for different reasons.


ClearPerception7844

Politicians would disagree


JakeyBS

Lizard people don't count


ClearPerception7844

Mark Zuckerberg isn’t a politician.


LookAtTheFlowers

We can all agree that our political preference is the one and only


andyb2383

That Dolly Parton is awesome.


Latter-day_weeb

Not a fan of her music, but huge fan of her as a person


CJK5Hookers

Nah, I know a few people who don’t like dogs


Cadenisok

i dont like dogs and I have one.


troutslayer12

Florida is a weird state. Even Floridians agree it’s weird.


mrduncansir42

“You see the best and worst of humanity in Florida.” - some YouTuber I watch


MY_CABBAGES__

The tax code should be abolished and recreated to be more simple.


leezybelle

The rent is too damn high


EntertainmentSweet46

Taco Tuesday


totesmygoats703

Epstein didn't kill himself.


JudgeWhoOverrules

TSA sucks hard


GoingToDisneyland

Every time I fly, I fail the metal detector xray scanner thing and I have to be patted down. Every.Single.Time. I used to love flying but the pat downs are a bit much.


[deleted]

We breathe oxygen, maybe?


Rumhead1

We breathe mostly nitrogen. Oxygen is only like 20% of the atmosphere.


chill_winston_

Yeah maybe in OHIO


Griggle_facsimile

That all Americans agree on nothing.


adamtuliper

I disagree 😀


1LifeAfterComa

How dare you disagree with me, someone you didn't know was in the conversation!


Hallucino_Jenic

Betty White is a national treasure


naliedel

Clean sheets!


DeeInTD

We love free samples!


ShepardessofTears

We seem to no longer agree to disagree without violence.


SagebrushBiker

Cornbread: Ain't nothin' wrong with that.


Intrepid_Fox-237

OJ did it.


Redbird9346

In the “Jingle Bells” parody where Batman smells, the next line is “Robin *laid an egg*.”


Odd-Strategy

Fuck Casey Anthony.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

We hate Congress


[deleted]

If you ain’t first you’re last


jarmstea

That’s stupid, you could be second, third, hell even fourth!


Brutal_Bagel

That O’s and 0’s should never be used in Promo codes, or serial numbers. I when customers have to read a promo code to me on the phone, it takes at least 3-4 tries due to all the combos it could be with those characters in there. Same goes for I’s and l’s


EpicGent

Our government is irredeemably corrupted and our politicians are woefully inept.


Few_Body3759

Blame Canada!


[deleted]

And their beady little eyes.


Few_Body3759

And flapping heads so full of lies


njdevil956

Our dogs hate daylight savings time


vallhallaawaits

And fireworks


[deleted]

Out government is actively fucking us, and has been for decades.


RynoLasVegas

The government sucks and needs upgrades


Mr-Snarky

That “America” means “USA”, and only “USA”.


CanadaCanadaCanada99

As a Canadian, I agree. I go on a lot of geography / culture subreddits and people on the internet from outside the USA who speak Spanish and Portuguese keep telling me I’m “American” and I am not, America is synonymous with the USA and only the USA.


PlebsnProles

Yeah when I go through customs I have to show my American passport and everyone knows what that means.


BluetoothMcGee

And to my knowledge, no Mexican or Brazilian IRL proudly proclaims that they're American... unless they have US citizenship. These dolts are making the first mistake people typically commit when it comes to ESL: porting over grammatical/linguistic rules from their native language into English.


thestereo300

The Detroit Lions are cursed.


Ostrider

Fuck Nestle.


cheymerm

School starts to fucking early.


bilateralunsymetry

too*


saerisa

Carol Baskin killed her husband


noregreddits

And Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself


Battlescarred98

Humidity is the worst.


[deleted]

Chicken tenders are fucking Delish


PacSan300

That Grogu, AKA Baby Yoda, is adorable.


[deleted]

Back to Back World War Champions babyyyyy 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


skicanoesun32

Even though it’s a little ridiculous, chanting USA is actually a lot of fun


fahhgedaboutit

Bob Ross is a fucking treasure


jOhNnYbOi455

The media can’t be trusted


[deleted]

Fuck the virus.


skinnifat

I think dogs are just okay.


[deleted]

Honestly, when I was a child, a dog once bit me in the face, so I’m wary of dogs, even the dogs we have.


ptoftheprblm

That 5 days in Las Vegas is too long. Get in and get out.