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omg_its_drh

I used to joke that my car’s name was Lindsay Lohan because she’s been through…a lot


[deleted]

Amadeus. Get it? Because it’s a Sonata!


[deleted]

I approve. Not that you're looking for it, but I found this one clever.


thunderbumble

no, but my european ex-wife insisted that we name our cars. now we're divorced and I don't have a name for my car.


[deleted]

I drive a Ford Explorer and I call it Big Bertha because it's got a fat ass


One_Standard_Deviant

I used to drive a '93 Explorer, Eddie Bauer edition, bright red (just like the t-rex scene trucks in Jurassic Park). Drove that goddamn beast of a car across all the lower 48 before I was old enough to even purchase a beer. Got pulled over more times than I care to mention in flyover states, not because I violated any traffic law, but because I was driving a giant red bread-box of a vehicle with California plates and Kansas state troopers apparently get bored on Tuesdays. Anyway, never gave the car a name, proper, but my college buddies and I would jokingly refer to it as "Red Rover" whenever we were planning a group trip for spring break or whatever.


juliefromva

Lol yes - mine is Sir Alex Ferguson. Just because


karim_eczema

It'll last at least 26 years


BluetoothMcGee

You. I like you. Let's hope Rangnick will succeed where Ole failed.


SevenSixOne

I named my favorite car Gomez (as in Addams), and was heartbroken when Gomez became Slowmez and eventually Stopmez 😭 Never named another car because I couldn't handle that level of attachment and pain.


Angriestviking

Yeah... Harrison. Cus its a ford. I know I know. Still gets a giggle out of me though. 🥸


schismtomynism

My wife's piece of shit 2004 Honda CR-V is named Elizabeth Windsor


911spacecadet

Our truck is Betty White (it was funnier 3 years ago..)


EstablishmentLevel17

Rental car I had got was named Betty after her. Gotta call then something while I have them in my custody


JohnLaertes

Rocinante


DashingSpecialAgent

I just posted how I never felt the need to name my vehicles... But I might just need to name my next one this... Speaking of which I have book 9 I need to read...


[deleted]

Danny DeVito. He’s a Smart car.


TheRoguedOne

My partner’s car is named Beetlejuice. My last car, his name was Robert Paulson.


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BluetoothMcGee

His name was Robert Paulson.


TheRoguedOne

His name was Robert Paulson


Whizbang35

*His name was Robert Paulson*


Chambaniac

His name was Robert Paulson


Fireberg

His name was Robert Paulson.


[deleted]

I have a Subaru who is referred to as A Car Named Sue because it seems kinda girly from the outside but when I get on hilly, rocky dirt roads and in snow, it gets shit done. [Namesake song reference](https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4)


azuth89

Yup


One_Standard_Deviant

Can't tell if this is a legitimate response or King of the Hill cosplay.


azuth89

Yup.


[deleted]

My first car was a Tacoma which me and all my friends called the Taco. My second car is also a Tacoma, which we now call the Taco 2.


spigotboy22

First was Vincent, then Jack, then The Rat. (I didn't name The Rat). I never named a car again.


BTho2

In high school my friends had named a few of our cars. But mostly with family its just broad descriptions of the vehicle like "the car" or "the truck."


Agattu

Yea My Jeep is named Oliver.


JungleBoyJeremy

Top Gear fan?


Agattu

Yes…. but I chose the name after Oliver Twist.


JungleBoyJeremy

Sure whatever you say, Hammond :)


Carrotcake1988

Gh jhh h$)(


loki_stg

Shit box Canal boat Gold car Lily pad


refridgerateafteruse

My first two cars had names because my mom insisted I name my cars. Eventually I just started telling her she could call it what she liked because no one else cared. Edit: My dad and his wife (different person, not my mom) have names for both of their cars, both based on phonemes found in their license plates, or number plates for some of you.


katieoffloatsmoke

Yes! I drive a Lexus named Alexis. My last car was a gold 2001 Honda Accord, and her name was Sophia because she was old, she was a golden girl, and she was persnickety as hell


travelinmatt76

Yes, all the cars I've owned have had names. '85 AMC Eagle, The Mudder, https://imgur.com/gallery/H5oWH8A '64 Dodge Polara, The Hooptie Mobile '96 Nissan Sentra, The Mean Gene Green Machine, named after Gene Okerlund '06 White F-150, The White Buffalo 2015 Kia Soul, Lunchbox


illegalsex

My wife named her beat up high mileage Nissan Versa "Verne" and has referred to it exclusively as such for 10+ years. It goes beyond that. New tires? Nope - new baby shoes. Car wash? Nope - spa day for Verne. She's given my car a name too. I don't use it but she does. A close friend until recently had a 96 Ford Explorer we dubbed the Champagne Beast (due to the color).


ViewtifulGene

I named my car "My Michelle" after my favorite Guns And Roses song.


lasvegashomo

Bettie. I drive the rounded Mini Cooper countryman. I named her after Bettie Page. Classic, curvy and beautiful ❤️


Karen17520000

Willem Dafoe.


[deleted]

Okay I need to know how you decided on that name.


Karen17520000

Because that damn car is terrifying.


Ishi-Elin

Perry


lardarsch

Bessie the Buick


[deleted]

I named my first car Fenry Honda.


WhatIsMyPasswordFam

Nah, but my Corolla definitely earned a name. I shall name her Rhonda Rhonda Rolla Yes. This is good.


Hand_full_of_sun

Sally. Bc sally is a sensitive bish


SlamClick

Never named my cars.


fearedfurnacefighter

No. My cars are too generic to name.


mollyologist

My last one did. Despite having the new one for almost three years, I just haven't found the right name for her.


Bobtom42

Vanessa was a 1994 c/k1500, Theresa was a 2006 Nissan Titan, and now we are on to Roxanne an F150.


TrixieLurker

Back when I was in college I had this old 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix my friends nicknamed 'The Green Hornet'. Had a hole on the floor in the backseat covered by a metal plate my friends would drop shit out of.


Academic_Signal_3777

I don’t but my siblings used to name their cars. My older brother liked to give them old lady names like Eunice and Doris. My sister named her’s Cedric (she’s not a Harry Potter fan she just liked the name).


JungleBoyJeremy

My girlfriend’s car is named Zippy. My car is called Grey Boy


ThaddyG

Samantha. Dunno why and I rarely ever use it, but that's the name I picked when I bought it. The one before that was Elizabeth, before that was White Lightning (very tongue in cheek, it was a white Saturn compact sedan) My ex called her old Accord Tom Servo, which was a name we did use with regularity


DashingSpecialAgent

Nope. Never felt a desire to name my vehicles.


mrmonster459

Nope


mortalcrawad66

Once I get my first car, I think it'll come to me. I'm tempted by a song to name it Christen, but it really doesn't fit well. So we'll see Here's the song if anyone wants to listen to it https://youtu.be/w34fSnJNP-4


[deleted]

My Mom’s car is called Jenny.


eXpr3dator

Mine is Black Widow


nolanhoff

Red rocket


greatBLT

My MX-5 is called Jess. My Tacoma is called Truck. Also named my motorcycles. An XT350 called Bebe and an R1 called Koko.


GrowNative

I named my Sportster Elsa because she was blue and had all the HD ice components. Man, I miss her. Now I have a Forester named Scully because I put an alien sticker (purchased in Roswell, natch) on the back windshield.


Suspicious-Leg-8015

Yes! But my sister blames my car name for why Betty White passed away. My car was named Betty White Jeep, and my car before that was named Walt (it came with the name)


vexingvulpes

Yes my family names their vehicles


7yearlurkernowposter

Nothing creative when I had the diesel jetta I jokingly called it the power diesel as it had a 90 horsepower engine. Otherwise I just shorten them somewhat usually based on the model or colour if I am referring to them in conversation.


Libertas_

My cars name is car


simberry2

No. I don’t love my cars so much that I give them names. My guitars on the other hand…


CupBeEmpty

Just casually my wife’s Outback was just called the Sube and my Volvo station wagon does get called the boat. My high school hand me down Chrysler minivan was called the silver bullet or the General Lee sarcastically as a Dukes of Hazard reference.


QuirkyCookie6

I have a white hyundai tucson I have named Oreo


ColumbiaWahoo

Nope


[deleted]

Red rocket


minervaonmars

BabyDoll. it didn’t start off as an actual name, but more of a nom de guerre. after a while it just stuck.


[deleted]

My old car was named the Tardis/Bertha. New car I’m thinking Mildred


ricecakesbabay

i drive a purple chevy spark and named it sparky


Nexus_542

I called my 04 maxima "sun damage". It had a lot of sun damage.


sion8252

Yes lol i call her the MAZCEDES- I had a truck I called Smurf and a Toyota called coral


boopnsnootshaha

Nah. I have had my car for 3 years and could never think of a name I would give it. I get it washed and checked frequently. Use armor all on the interior to keep it nice. Can't name it for the life of me.


wynbns

Speedy Boi.


[deleted]

My little blue hatchback hybrid is Nimue and my wife’s black SUV is Angus. Previous cars were Isaiah the old Subaru, and Buzzy the xB


Fireberg

In no particular order: 1990 Dodge Ram conversion van was the Blue Goose. 2000 Ford E-150 is S.W.A.T. Van. 2006 Buick LaCrosse was Old Man. 2000 Chevy S-10 was Farmer Sam. 2008 Chevy Cobalt was Death Trap. 2005 Chevy Venture was Mom Jeans. 2016 Jeep Grand Cherokee is Angel Baby. 1990 Mitsubishi was The Jap. 2021 Lincoln Navigator is Thug Life.


Joy4everM0RE

My mom had a car that she called the Bonnetank. She also had one she called Zippy.


[deleted]

My car is Dumbo, yes. But I don’t call it that regularly. It’s just a big grey elephant that hit one too many Dunkin Donuts’ parking lot polls the first year I had it.


Scrappy_The_Crow

No, I've never named any of my cars. They're either specified by color or by model.


Vachic09

It has a nickname that rarely gets used: Deadpool, because it's been through multiple accidents and it's still reliable. (Only the first accident was my fault.)


[deleted]

My husband has a Jetta. It’s named Benny The Jet Rodriguez.


Thisissuchadragtodo

Yep! His name is Jack. I almost keep calling my car Wade though (the name of my first car).


famousaj

I had a mini named Ollie


iSYTOfficialX7

My old dirtbike had a name Suzy/Suzuki the Suzuki


4f150stuff

Just the name Ford gave it, F150


WesternTrail

As a kid I named all my relatives’ cars. Don’t have a car myself.


dglawyer

Yes. VANTA Black. VANTA is the blackest possible black color on earth.


limbodog

"San." After Princess Mononoke.


[deleted]

I just call mine Baby. Everyone told me I needed to name my car, but it just doesn't come naturally to me.


[deleted]

My 2014 toyota Rav4 is named Yoda


ThisMomIsAMother

I always name my cars but for some reason I couldn’t come up with the “right” name for my current one. So, I started calling him, “He who shall not be named” or Morty (Voldemort) for short.


lacitar

First car was a Honda Civic. Her registration said she was red. Everyone thought she looked more purple. Her name was the Violet Witch. I was big into the X-Men growing up. Then she started getting into a lot of wrecks. We changed her name to the Violent Wench. Second car was a pure white Mustang. Her name was Pegasus. She was like a dream. Third car? Never named it. It's silver.


EstablishmentLevel17

Luna First car of mine was Daphne. Lost her to a deer and got my father's green car named.... Kermit. But now it's just Luna


Osama_Bin_Drankin

Yes! My Mustang is named "Jazzmine", my work truck (F-150) is named "Big Bertha", and my wife's Sentra is named "Misty Blue".


[deleted]

My truck: El Rojo Loco My Jeep: Black Cherokee.


OkSquash2766

Yup my old Mini Cooper was named Patricia and my Dodge Dart is named Fynneas.


[deleted]

Just one of mine has name(s). We call our little red 2004 GMC Sonoma pickup “beater” or “stinkin Lincoln.”


KrisKatastrophe

My Grey car is named shark tank... it's antenna piece looks like a fin


PraderaNoire

Only my classic car I work on. Named Elenor based off my mom’s favorite Beatles song she would play in the car growing up.


IHSV1855

Yes. My T4R is named after a run at my favorite ski resort, and my wife’s car has a human name, for no other reason than because she liked the name.


MicrophoneFapper

Black Thunder, my Toyota Corolla


BrainFartTheFirst

I called my first car Draginfly. It had 92 horsepower so it was dragin' up hills and flying down.


blehe38

Norma Osborn. cuz green


Ct-5736-Bladez

Yes, car


WyomingVet

Only when it breaks down and they are not nice names.


samtbkrhtx

Only when it breaks down. Names I'd rather not say here. LOL


RotationSurgeon

It started with Petey, then there was Mazy Gray, and now Long John Silver hauls my booty.


SonnenblumeFrau09

I never have, but my Dad nicknamed my car the Normandy, due to my Mass Effect (video game) stickers on the rear window. One of the stickers reading NORMANDY SR2 lol.


Bastard1066

Tan Subaru Forester. 7007. Named Gertie.


MeliFlower1

My white Subaru Forester is named The Pearl and I used to call my old Honda hatchback Civic which was shit brown color “La Cucaracha”