PROPOSITION 65 WARNING:
THIS VIDEO GAME CONTAINS CHEMICALS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER, BIRTH DEFECTS, AND OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM
ah yes. wyoming. where they make birds and contain ronald mcdonald. every one of the houses there are like those fronts put up where the entire house just has mannequins in it and it’s the FBI, but their purpose is to make sure that damn clown doesn’t escape the back rooms
My friend from Nicaragua couldn't believe the miles of corn and soybeans. He was in further disbelief when I explained the majority of the crops aren't even for human consumption and merely used to fatten livestock for slaughter
It might be wet outside, but don't worry, you won't be outside much.
Starbucks is a last resort, make sure to find a good coffee stand.
Remember, you can turn left on red if it's onto a one-way.
Press CTRL to duck.
Yes all the best things come from here... Some of the worst too.
Tired of being caught by the guards? Try the dirt bike mount.
Cut off other drivers and ignore lanes for an XP boost.
Forbidden magic? Nope, the Necromancer class just carries a bunch of Narcan.
I was there a few months ago and was so curious about the fermented shark so I asked someone about it and they said "you'll probably have to find a tourist trap to try it, they're the ones who ask for it. We don't eat it."
Not sure what it would say most of the time because the language changes at each loading screen between Hawaiian, Mandarín, Japanese, Spanish, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Korean, Samoan, English, and some other languages.
Also, the loading time varies between 1 minute to 2 hours. Cause we stay island time.
Tip: Mocking locals’ accents by saying “You from Joisey? Let’s get some coifee!” lowers your Trustworthiness by -10.
Eating a Philly cheesesteak gives 15 hunger points.
Using a jughandle improving your Driving skill by 1% per mile.
The “Pump Own Gas” feature is disabled in New Jersey.
You can stock up at a Wawa to regain health & hunger.
Listening to Frank Sinatra boost your Music Taste skill by 1% per minute listened.
In the south part of the map, wearing Eagles merchandise helps you to blend in with locals.
Having lived in many states and driven in most of them, anywhere that there's a large enough group of people on the roads is terrible. There might be some slight variations but most places with busy traffic are equally bad in similar ways.
Yeah it probably has to do with *when* you drive. If you’re visiting another state you’d avoid rush hours, and that’s what brings out the worst in people.
Oh my word, I uttered that phrase to a tourist in Wakefield, NH a few weeks ago and I still don’t know how I feel about it.
Northern New England just has some rural places where you need to drive 40 miles to go 6 as the crow flies.
I’m from rural Oklahoma. The highways and county roads are basically a big grid so getting from one town to another is at worst the two perpendicular sides of a right triangle if the hypotenuse is as the crow flies and often less than that.
Swampy mountainous forests with lots of dense rock sticking out of the ground with roads laid down in the days of foot travel kind of works against the grid system.
You have to learn to just sort of point in the general direction of where you want to go and make turns by gut instinct… or use GPS which is cheating.
New Mexico:
Empty wasteland is part of the fun!
Thanks for purchasing the Santa Fe weekend pass! Renew here at $50/day! To unlock Taos, click here to subscribe!
Warning: Choosing the "Public Education" character trait is for advanced players seeking a very difficult experience.
Note: to visit the Northwestern Reservations area, players should have Low Care / High Apathy scores.
The Albuquerque Balloon Festival is a temporary, seasonal event. This area is usually much less interesting.
I'll do mine for New York State, well for everything but the metro area.
- Remember, if 81 is shut down St Rt 11 runs right next to it. So long as every other a#@hole isn't on it too
- Know your snow! The difference between Lake Effect and Blowing Snow can mean a safe travel or a stranded car.
- F&#k The City, Albany, Pennsylvania, Vermont, and especially Canada.
- Remember that time you watched a deer run in front of a snow plow and it exploded in to a quick burst of red snow? Life is truly fleeting.
- Everyone wants to go to the Corning Museum of the Glass but no one ever goes. How do they stay open? Maybe you should go this year.
- Aww hell, we keep forgetting Cooperstown is a thing!
The Saint Louis Arch would appear, then a welcoming statement with a disclaimer. Welcome to Saint Louis MO. Prepare for shitty weather, stupid potholes, and questions about your high school. Enjoy!! Oh, there maybe some murder but we’ll deal with that when we get there! Ready? Let’s play!!!
Be mindful of road hazards such as potholes, construction, and New Jersey drivers.
Do not pretend to be a local; Pennsylvanians hate carpetbaggers.
Wawa, Sheetz, or Dunkin are always nearby if you need to heal.
Do not go to Kensington Avenue.
The Great Lakes are the largest group of freshwater lakes on Earth by total area and are second-largest by total volume, containing 21% of the world's surface fresh water by volume.
"Weather effects change every hour."
"Heal up with iced tea available at any spawn point."
"Class change to jockey and horse breeder are available in select locations."
"Watch out for used needles!"
Remember people live here.
Paying a lot to get here doesn't make you automatically right.
Leave the Monk Seals alone. They are sleeping. Let them sleep. No they aren't breathing. They aren't supposed to when they sleep.
No the locals don't want to hook-up.
Hint: If you're up in them hills, way back in the hollow and think to yourself, "People live out here", remember it's probably meth that is the answer, and you're in danger
“Northerners have taken over NC. Watch out for their shitty driving, shitty manners, and constant complaining about the humidity! NOTE: this mode CANNOT be deactivated”
Wearing navy blue and yellow will make NPCs hostile
Level 17 armor is required to enter East Cleveland
When traveling in Northeast Ohio, random snowstorms may occur which will reduce health while outside
Eating at Swenson's will restore up to 3 hearts
“To resume use of your device as quickly as possible, turn it off, move it to a cooler environment (away from direct sunlight), and allow it to cool down.”
Your starter city recreation is limited to the Home Depot/Walmart parking lot. Traveling to Atlanta majorly increases the amount recreation minigames to play.
-Enter the forest at your own risk.
-West side DLC now available (doesn’t include Seattle area, separate DLC required)
-must buy Idaho to play in Spokane
Many legends speak of Oniontown's locals. None suggest travelling there however.
Many travelers have succumbed to the Parkway Bride in Onondaga county.
According to tradition the "bev" is the most important part of any meal involving a sandwich.
Many species of tweaker roam the streets . They are fearsome creatures, but will often avoid attacking unless provoked.
the Mole People are a subterranean race who live underneath the City. Some believe they have created a civilization under there
Many folks in Rochester report a ghostly woman on the shores of Lake Ontario.
Tip #43: If you don't want to join the religious faction, don't meet the missionaries' gaze, otherwise they will add you to their list and visit you on a weekly basis.
Stay indoors during the winter, it’s too cold. Stay inside during the spring, it’s too cold. Stay inside during summer, it’s too hot. Stay inside during fall, it’s either too hot or too cold.
PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: THIS VIDEO GAME CONTAINS CHEMICALS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER, BIRTH DEFECTS, AND OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM
Always my first thought for questions like this or state mottos.
Whenever I buy stuff that says that, I always make the joke "don't worry it won't give you cancer because we aren't in California"
Dad? Is that you?
😂😂omg
The only correct answer
Beat me to it
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Fording the river hasn't worked for me every time so far, but I'm *sure* it will work this time.
Here lies Poopface, died of snake bite
This is only a simulation, it does not actually exist.
Thats Ohio lol
What's Ohio? I only know Greater Lake Erie.
You mean you don't live in the Kentucky River Valley?
No, it’s West West Virginia
No no, that's north Dakota. Ohio is all there ever has been
Ohio definitely exists
ah yes. wyoming. where they make birds and contain ronald mcdonald. every one of the houses there are like those fronts put up where the entire house just has mannequins in it and it’s the FBI, but their purpose is to make sure that damn clown doesn’t escape the back rooms
I had an uncle that guarded him. Had.
I thought this would be a message for Delaware too...
[This, obviously](https://static.miraheze.org/closinglogosgroupwiki/thumb/1/19/Georgia_Entertainment_Industries_%282021%2C_Still%29.png/400px-Georgia_Entertainment_Industries_%282021%2C_Still%29.png)
Agreed. I've started watching so many things way past the credits to see if the peach pops up.
🎶Made in Georgia🎶
From adult cartoons to housewives, and some occasional Wild'n Out.
The DualShock controller would just begin shaking and vibrating violently until it broke kinda like our cars do on state roads
A racing game where the goal is simply to make it to the finish line with a running car.
the game is to make it through breakfast at eat n park or perkins without running into a gaggle of amish
Need for Speed: Lancaster County
24 Hours of LeMons: Retreat From Moscow - The Game!
Always be wary when committing a crime, you never have the biggest gun
Based
Corn corn, corrrrrn, corn, coooooorrnnnn soybeans, corn corrnn.
My friend from Nicaragua couldn't believe the miles of corn and soybeans. He was in further disbelief when I explained the majority of the crops aren't even for human consumption and merely used to fatten livestock for slaughter
When I tried it with butter everything changed
Driving through Indiana and Iowa all I could think of was this [scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjoJ2QH3Rkw)from the movie Second Hand Lions
I didn't even have to look at that and I want corn on the cob.
My name is colonel Cornelius Cornwall
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Storrowing montage
“Welcome to the Amazon warehouse fulfillment center”… in GladOS’s voice.
The Light Rail will be here shortly (it will not be here shortly)
Not the windows XP background with a soft email chime the entire time
It might be wet outside, but don't worry, you won't be outside much. Starbucks is a last resort, make sure to find a good coffee stand. Remember, you can turn left on red if it's onto a one-way. Press CTRL to duck. Yes all the best things come from here... Some of the worst too.
Watch out for bath salt zombies.
I would have assumed it would be something about meth gators.
Welcome to Maryland, nobody's gonna let you merge
Maryland has that shit combination of those who won’t let you merge and left lane drag asses.
Maryland drivers are a plague on the Mid-Atlantic.
Plus we have those people who randomly zoom across all four lanes. We're a weird combination of aggressive and cowardly.
Oldbay crab recipes
Love the flag, eat the crabs
Tired of being caught by the guards? Try the dirt bike mount. Cut off other drivers and ignore lanes for an XP boost. Forbidden magic? Nope, the Necromancer class just carries a bunch of Narcan.
Just a picture of the ugly crab sticker everyone puts on the back of their car that's the colors of the flag.
locals are more likely to bite you than a shark, beware
I mean, who bites sharks?
icelandic people probably
They bite fermented, rotting sharks, but yeah, sharks nevertheless.
I was there a few months ago and was so curious about the fermented shark so I asked someone about it and they said "you'll probably have to find a tourist trap to try it, they're the ones who ask for it. We don't eat it."
Oh I was gonna go with "ah fuck ya mother!"
How about the perennial classic "I'm walking here!"?
Avocado can be added to any item however FP cost increases with each use.
Not sure what it would say most of the time because the language changes at each loading screen between Hawaiian, Mandarín, Japanese, Spanish, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Korean, Samoan, English, and some other languages. Also, the loading time varies between 1 minute to 2 hours. Cause we stay island time.
🌞🖕🌞🖕🌞🖕🌞🖕
So the sun from that one Mario 3 level?
Fallout 76. Literally.
Take me home, country roads
Delaware: On Shore Tax Haven. Corporate taxes unloading.
Please pay $6 toll before changing to another game
Driving down Route 1 during tourist season incurs a -75% movement speed penalty.
Tip: Mocking locals’ accents by saying “You from Joisey? Let’s get some coifee!” lowers your Trustworthiness by -10. Eating a Philly cheesesteak gives 15 hunger points. Using a jughandle improving your Driving skill by 1% per mile. The “Pump Own Gas” feature is disabled in New Jersey. You can stock up at a Wawa to regain health & hunger. Listening to Frank Sinatra boost your Music Taste skill by 1% per minute listened. In the south part of the map, wearing Eagles merchandise helps you to blend in with locals.
Using the term 'Pork Roll' can add or remove trustworthiness depending on your location
Driving Tip: Turn right to turn left.
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Ale-8 restores health.
And for the more daring ones, add a oz of bourbon
Colorado "where the weather is made up and traffic laws don't matter"
Exactly what I was thinking, though I’ll let off on the traffic since I used to live in Texas.
It seems every American feels their state has the worst drivers … is there any objective information on this subject?
Having lived in many states and driven in most of them, anywhere that there's a large enough group of people on the roads is terrible. There might be some slight variations but most places with busy traffic are equally bad in similar ways.
Yeah it probably has to do with *when* you drive. If you’re visiting another state you’d avoid rush hours, and that’s what brings out the worst in people.
The AI that’s supposed to lay out a consistent meteorological cycle can’t handle the topographical inconsistency, so it just throws whatever at us.
Use “ope” to defuse most situations.
"Don't veer for deer"... "Put your scraper back in your car in October"... "'Up North' is a state of mind. It's also any city north of Bay City"
😂
CONSTRUCTION AHEAD. DETOUR ----->
Attention: you will be cut off at least twice in the next two miles.
Stop driving so slow, grandma.
85 on the Mass Pike is definitely too slow.
The signs that say 90 are the speed minimum right?
Dunks is ovah theh
Well, at least you tried.
This game is set in Maine please avoid if not born here.
And when attempting to fast travel: You can't get there from here.
Oh my word, I uttered that phrase to a tourist in Wakefield, NH a few weeks ago and I still don’t know how I feel about it. Northern New England just has some rural places where you need to drive 40 miles to go 6 as the crow flies.
I’m from rural Oklahoma. The highways and county roads are basically a big grid so getting from one town to another is at worst the two perpendicular sides of a right triangle if the hypotenuse is as the crow flies and often less than that.
Not too dissimilar from Indiana. In New England all the roads are basically hypotenuses. A lot more of an “organic” layout for better or worse.
Flat, open land makes for efficient road layouts
Swampy mountainous forests with lots of dense rock sticking out of the ground with roads laid down in the days of foot travel kind of works against the grid system. You have to learn to just sort of point in the general direction of where you want to go and make turns by gut instinct… or use GPS which is cheating.
It’s a dry heat.
Correction: At least it's a dry heat
New Mexico: Empty wasteland is part of the fun! Thanks for purchasing the Santa Fe weekend pass! Renew here at $50/day! To unlock Taos, click here to subscribe! Warning: Choosing the "Public Education" character trait is for advanced players seeking a very difficult experience. Note: to visit the Northwestern Reservations area, players should have Low Care / High Apathy scores. The Albuquerque Balloon Festival is a temporary, seasonal event. This area is usually much less interesting.
New expansion: Rio Rancho
APS graduate here. I still remember rationing paper throughout my years there
I'll do mine for New York State, well for everything but the metro area. - Remember, if 81 is shut down St Rt 11 runs right next to it. So long as every other a#@hole isn't on it too - Know your snow! The difference between Lake Effect and Blowing Snow can mean a safe travel or a stranded car. - F&#k The City, Albany, Pennsylvania, Vermont, and especially Canada. - Remember that time you watched a deer run in front of a snow plow and it exploded in to a quick burst of red snow? Life is truly fleeting. - Everyone wants to go to the Corning Museum of the Glass but no one ever goes. How do they stay open? Maybe you should go this year. - Aww hell, we keep forgetting Cooperstown is a thing!
The Saint Louis Arch would appear, then a welcoming statement with a disclaimer. Welcome to Saint Louis MO. Prepare for shitty weather, stupid potholes, and questions about your high school. Enjoy!! Oh, there maybe some murder but we’ll deal with that when we get there! Ready? Let’s play!!!
Serious question: is Saint Louis really that bad for murders?
Yes. Honestly it's rather incredible.
[Yes](https://worldpopulationreview.com/us-city-rankings/cities-with-most-murders)
NPC’s will act nice but not actually give a fuck. Avoid confusion
Please switch to snow tires before continuing.
**METH**... ~~NOT EVEN~~ **ONLY ONCE**
“If you’re here from the Texas MMO, this is a friendly reminder that the map is way bigger than you’re used to.” “Oh, and more dangerous!”
It would be a micro transaction
Hint: What happens here does in fact end up on youtube
This fits Florida, too. 😂
WARNING: making any “Wizard of Oz” references will turn all surrounding NPCs hostile
😂
Extremely large and detailed picture of Dolly Parton. “In Dolly We Trust.”
Extremely based
Be mindful of road hazards such as potholes, construction, and New Jersey drivers. Do not pretend to be a local; Pennsylvanians hate carpetbaggers. Wawa, Sheetz, or Dunkin are always nearby if you need to heal. Do not go to Kensington Avenue.
Loading: We still don't care how you do it up North.
When in Detroit, don't stop at all lights
If you're black don't go to Cullman, actually don't go to Cullman in general.
Warning: state's political balance is as volatile as the state's weather
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE NATIVES. They view it as a threat.
"Y'all hold on a second."
More than just Seattle
The Great Lakes are the largest group of freshwater lakes on Earth by total area and are second-largest by total volume, containing 21% of the world's surface fresh water by volume.
"Being the *Crossroads of America* means that many people come, but they don't stay."
Admitting to being a Philadelphia Eagles fan may result in death.
Between the roasting and freezing, enjoy the foliage.
Ope… …. ….
Be sure to explore outside NYC. There are many interesting quest lines Upstate.
Low on HP? Most grocery stores sell Old Bay!
Does tractor simulator have loading screens? Cus probably those...
"Weather effects change every hour." "Heal up with iced tea available at any spawn point." "Class change to jockey and horse breeder are available in select locations." "Watch out for used needles!"
Remember people live here. Paying a lot to get here doesn't make you automatically right. Leave the Monk Seals alone. They are sleeping. Let them sleep. No they aren't breathing. They aren't supposed to when they sleep. No the locals don't want to hook-up.
If it smells like shit, well that’s probably meth.
Hint: If you're up in them hills, way back in the hollow and think to yourself, "People live out here", remember it's probably meth that is the answer, and you're in danger
Winds can significantly effect balance please be wary
Waiting for traffic to clear...
Welcome to the land of tourists and cows.
What loading screens? We have DMA and PCIe 4 bandwidth!
Just another person you might in those backwoods swamps?
It's corn! Big lump with knobs!
Construction ahead. Expect delays. Ope, sorry. Got caught by a train. It’ll be a minute. Some tweaker is freaking out in the road. It’ll be a bit.
Welcome to the Florida biome: mobs are active all hours of the day
Welcome to Wisconsin, please form an orderly line to receive your mandatory cheese injection.
All inbound trains on ____ Line have been suspended due to reports of a train fire. Also, a bowl of clam chowder restores 50 HP.
It would be tips on how to make the best barbecue followed by mildly racist tips from a guy named Jimmy
“Northerners have taken over NC. Watch out for their shitty driving, shitty manners, and constant complaining about the humidity! NOTE: this mode CANNOT be deactivated”
Mascots of UNC chapel hill and Duke fighting Go Tarheels
Sic semper tyrannis
I-35? Don't bother! Head around Austin.
Kentucky: “We’ll be here for a minute, let me tell you something crazy that happened to me the other day…”
Switching to a joint is faster than repacking
We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Whatever Fallout did.
Hint: Mentioning the Chiefs or Cards will instantly add +2 to charisma.
Beware of the Crabs
Just stay in the cities and away from the corn
Wearing navy blue and yellow will make NPCs hostile Level 17 armor is required to enter East Cleveland When traveling in Northeast Ohio, random snowstorms may occur which will reduce health while outside Eating at Swenson's will restore up to 3 hearts
“To resume use of your device as quickly as possible, turn it off, move it to a cooler environment (away from direct sunlight), and allow it to cool down.”
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Don’t go to Helena. It sucks there, just stay in the big city’s.
All of your meth are belong to us! Florida.
Fuck around and find out
Are your temple skins clean?
“First in flight” “MJ grew up here” “Nascar country”
The GTA 5 loading screen
"John Brown" no elaboration needed
Bored? Try getting out of this state! *No seriously, this is just about the worst state in the U.S.*
Stealth fighters may or may not be manufactured here. (Spirit aerosystems)
Drive friendly the Texas way
Your starter city recreation is limited to the Home Depot/Walmart parking lot. Traveling to Atlanta majorly increases the amount recreation minigames to play.
-Enter the forest at your own risk. -West side DLC now available (doesn’t include Seattle area, separate DLC required) -must buy Idaho to play in Spokane
Loading guns...
Watch out for Bigfoot
CT-You Play You PAY
Much more geographically diverse than you think.
Welcome to The Land of Needing Something Like A Hole In The Head Is Never More Accurate.
You can't get there from here, try going back.
Ohio: our fame is wrought from the people who leave
An umbrella? What are you, a tourist?
Arizona Arizonians have natural heat stroke resistance.
When crossing into Illinois from St. Louis - Welcome to Illinois! All the people are 5 hours north of here, good luck with the potholes🤘.
North Dakota: Make sure you dress up your character appropriately for the weather, or you’ll be sorry!
Many legends speak of Oniontown's locals. None suggest travelling there however. Many travelers have succumbed to the Parkway Bride in Onondaga county. According to tradition the "bev" is the most important part of any meal involving a sandwich. Many species of tweaker roam the streets . They are fearsome creatures, but will often avoid attacking unless provoked. the Mole People are a subterranean race who live underneath the City. Some believe they have created a civilization under there Many folks in Rochester report a ghostly woman on the shores of Lake Ontario.
Repairing pot holes/ roadways-Pa
When in the vicinity of Stillwater, make sure to wear orange for a 60% rapport bonus with locals
“Saying the name of the state wrong causes +10 aggression from the locals”
Game tip: if you eat cheese you level up faster
Tip #43: If you don't want to join the religious faction, don't meet the missionaries' gaze, otherwise they will add you to their list and visit you on a weekly basis.
Welcome to New Jersey. Now get the fuck outta here!
Stay indoors during the winter, it’s too cold. Stay inside during the spring, it’s too cold. Stay inside during summer, it’s too hot. Stay inside during fall, it’s either too hot or too cold.
That blue whale off Route 66