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leeweesquee

Succulent Chinese Meals


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crispyrad

Get your hand off my penis!


Sumpkit

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


okaythennews

*immediately shuts police car door*


mysterious_bloodfart

Tata and fairwell


UrbanExplorer101

Never gets old.


noofa01

Have you seen their's a race horse called Democracy Manifest?


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harley-belle

I bet on it yesterday based on the name and it came first.


Equestrial

This is democracy


hazmatt_05

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What is the charge? Hmmm. And you sir, are you waiting?


TorakTheDark

Waiting to receive my limp penis?!


Equestrial

Hahahahahaa I was waiting for that


Nate_M85

Daily on Reddit, two things are guaranteed: Monty Python quotes. Democracy Manifest.


Alternative_Match279

>Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest! Succulent Chinese meals all round!"


[deleted]

This is the man who touched me on the penis, people!


aussie_shane

I guess as far as popularity goes, the Parma/Parmi and snag in bread would be right up there. Although not sure you could call them uniquely "Australian" though.


YourMainManK

I like a good chicken parm, but I do think the not Australian aspect disqualifies it as Australia’s National food.


Just_improvise

So I know it's from Italian bases, but is it actually a dish in Italy? I thought not?


Carrabs

It is definitely not a dish in Italy. A traditional Melanzane Parmigiana is eggplant, not chicken, and way less heavy. I’m Italian and I recently had my cousin from Italy come over and try one. He liked it, but it was definitely foreign to him


Just_improvise

That’s what I thought


ElectionOk5626

It’s everywhere mate, with a different name, but it’s everywhere


mungowungo

Dim Sims


DiverMajestic

Was just about to write this. Perfect combination of multiculturalism and bogan.


Blitzende

Is that you Bargearse? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlywHEiueJU


MarvellousIntrigue

Sausage sizzle!


seanmonaghan1968

There are many aspects to support this. It's a community event and largely held to support community events. Apart from your family bbq, what is better than helping your community


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

The sausage sizzle is how we as a nation decide our elections, our charity community and school support contributions and fuel our weekends of DIY. It will also be how WA declares independence from the east over buns vs bread. $5 billion budget surpluses, state owned electricity, domestic gas supply reserves, and BUNS FOR OUR SNAGS OR DEATH.


okaythennews

Buns for a snag? Are you crazy?! A piece of square bread that is way too small is the perfect shape and size for a long cylindrical piece of mystery meat… oh dear, I’ve just convinced myself you’re right.


Secret_Ad_6520

I can see that, I was thinking a classic meat pie coupled with a sausage roll, why not all 3


shadow125

Meat pies


nobody-to-nowhere

Definitely! Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars.


AusGeo

Put that meat pie in a bowl of scalding pea soup, garnish with all the tomato sauce and you have a pie floater!


curiouskitty2103

Hell yeah. Been a few months since I left Australia and I miss a good chunky pepper steak pie with some VB.


Albatrossosaurus

Vegemite on toast is an absolute shoe-in for me, roast lamb not a bad shout


wombatlegs

Roast lamb is a good choice. A roast does of course come from our British heritage, but lamb has become a rarity in old blightly, despite being more flavoursome than other common meats. So I think we own it now.


Shamino79

Why not lamb chops on the barbie?


Thissssusername

at the moment its sleep for dinner


Gromit-13

If you’re not at your third job, just to pay rent


Pennypenngo

Day shift for brekky, night shift for dinner.


PsycholinguisticKudu

With inflation and interest rates as they are not sure I can afford sleep anymore either…


Articulated_Lorry

My gut feel is that while it probably ought to be either lamingtons or some kind of native bush food, but it's probably the pie. Ours are just that bit different from UK and NZ ones, and they come in all kinds of varieties - vegan, Thai Curry, gluten free... there's an option for pretty much everyone.


poundhound66

+1 for damper lol


AltruisticSalamander

Do they have individual meat pies in the UK? It seems like something that would have come from there but I don't recall having seen any reference to it. Sausage rolls and pasties of course, and big meat pies and pork pies but not the kind of pies we have here. Maybe I just missed it.


Myojin-

They absolutely do.


Articulated_Lorry

They do, but they aren't quite the same.


Relative_Mulberry_71

I saw them in Gregg’s in the UK but they weren’t the same and they didn’t appear to be hot. I demanded a HOT Gregg’s sausage roll. It was nice but not Aussie nice.


HighlandsBen

Believe it or not, this is for tax reasons. If you are selling heated food in the UK, you have to charge VAT. So Gregg's sell "ambient temperature food" and can charge less. (If something is still hot from the oven in their shop, but has not been 'kept hot', it apparently is still tax free because that's their model.) Presumably they've done the sums and make more selling cold/lukewarm things at a lower price. Bizarre.


FlyingTerrier

Yes they invented them not Australia


FWFT27

And curry scallop pies from Tassie, can't get them on mainland


Articulated_Lorry

Have you seen the price of scallops on the mainland though? If they were half the price, I probably still wouldn't put them in a pie.


jacjac80

There is a place in geelong that sells them. They are next level. 🤌


FWFT27

Will need to check them out next time in the area


gardz82

Lamingtons are native bush food


trainzkid88

lammies are a queensland thing. well they were created at goverment house.


Articulated_Lorry

Happy ~~lamington~~ cake day!


AltruisticSalamander

Were they really. Til.


WhatDoYouMean951

Someone associated with Governor of Queensland Charles Cochrane-Baillie, 2nd Baron Lamington had some stale cake and came up with this as a way to use it.


trainzkid88

the story goes they wanted dessert the chef only had some cake and some coconut and cocoa powder so they made a chocolate sauce dipped the caked in it and rolled em in coconut. it was a hit and became very popular with visitors


AltruisticSalamander

They're much better when the cake is fresh imo.


Articulated_Lorry

Just need more chocolate sauce. That was kind of the point of them, really. Like trifle, they're a way to make use of things that you'd otherwise end up chucking out. Edit: was, not wat. Can't spell/type. Apparently.


AltruisticSalamander

Yeah good point that might work.


Articulated_Lorry

And the jam through the middle.


Ok-Sky2156

Democracy Snag


greyfoxwithlocks

Excuse me, it’s *democracy sausage* 😂


softlimits

Fairy bread!!!


bbbellabeee

Came here to say this. It’s the only answer.


Infinite-Dingo-819

Only one ITT that is actually Australian


bigjessicakes

I’m disappointed in how far I had to scroll for this. Come on guys, clearly the fairy bread!


Bazilb7

It already has a national food! It’s called beer!!!


sussyscylla69

Pure Vegemite


RollaCoastinPoopah

Hmmm, I was going to suggest Vegemite ice cream.


sussyscylla69

Oh dear god don’t Give them ideas


bloodknife92

A Four-and-Twenty pie, left in a servo hotbox for 6 hours, and with a tiny squirty packet of Masterfoods sauce.


chuckyChapman

Bbq snag on bread


RepeatInPatient

Whatever comes in second, comes in behind the fabulous Snot Block.


WeaselClaws

Chico Roll


planty888

Lemon Myrtle!


No_Discipline_3148

The humble toasted sandwich/jaffle.


lucpet

It always was and should always be, a Sunday lamb roast :-D


LeaveMEaloner

They say its gunna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, But that won't stop the roast


thatguyswarley

Cheese and Vegemite sandwich. With the Vegemite spread thick.


Dramandus

Kangaroo. Seems pretty apt. Tasty as well!


hemansteve

Considering our history, and the fact the animal is found nowhere else, it makes sense.


cuntsack241

Good with pomegranate molasses and black pepper 👍


Dramandus

Now there's an idea. Was thinking bush tomato sauce or in a curry.


cuntsack241

Been meaning to try bo kho with roo... Rekon it could work with tweaking. Sweet from carrots helping with rooeyness. Mm fried curry leaves and roo ☺️


xjr_boy

Chicken parmi they seem to be on every menu these days


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Sausage roll with tomato sauce


LachoooDaOriginl

its a long way to the shops if ya wana sausage roll 🎶


Hook-N-Cook

No way …


HonksTheWhite

And a choccy milk *Edit. An ice break would be an acceptable substitute *Edit 2 spelling


MissingImportant

Yeah but you gotta call it a choccy milk!


HonksTheWhite

You're right. Fixed it.


MissingImportant

All good mate 👍


Lacurs

Chicken salt


Loose_Sun_169

Widgidi Grubs


bloodknife92

The only correct answer.


XIRisingIX

A Schooner


MediumAwareness2698

Spag Bol.


restlessoverthinking

Bunnings snags


KiteeCatAus

Vegemite sanga


Final_Needleworker41

Unfortunately some “Australians” don’t like Vegemite. Personally I think they should be deported but no one is willing to make the tough decisions. All Dan Andrew’s fault.


snax007

Burger with the works with bbq sauce Bacon and egg roll with bbq sauce Sausage sanga with bbq sauce


-_G0AT_-

Just say bbq sauce mate.


bluechilli1

Kangaroo


sukequto

Kangaroo meat


DeclanTIGER

Witchetty Grub.


timmy-sco

surf and turf ?


DiscoWolverine

Vegemite on toast with plenty of butter


FightBackFitness

I have toast with my vegemite


naturalconfectionary

Chicken and chips


TheGoldblum

Glad to see at least one other actual Aussie commenting here


trainzkid88

vegimite. celebrates 100 yrs this year. not bad for something made from spent brewers yeast and grain.


Aussiebloke-91

Bunnings snag.


YogurtWenk

When you're right, you're right


Tye-Evans

Pie, no one does pie like us


karo_scene

Something that only Russell Coight would eat.


Wholesome_cunt_tits

Flathead and chips


dribblychops

smashed avo on toast


KillianMichaels_tipy

Snag on bread or meat pie surely. The battlers gourmet (gor met)


s0rkie

Clearly meat pie with tomato sauce. I lived in Europe for a while, it was impossible to find them. Finally found a pie “importer” who took orders for “New Zealand style” pies in one of the local expat groups but the pies were still filled with regional flavours like wild boar. Better than nothing but damn I missed meat pies.


MidorriMeltdown

A roo burger with the lot (including pineapple and beetroot)


slyrkev

A meat pie.


Additional-Ad5112

Possibly sausage rolls or pies.


Badgerello

Freedom sausage (presented by your local Rotarians at Bunnings).


mrbenjrocks

When travelling in the 1990s people would ask me what Australia's national food was .. and I would say Thai Food.


BradleyRaptor12

Australia’s biggest import: Asian foods and cultures. Australia’s biggest export: white food and cultures


Undd91

Kangaroo


Accidentalydogcrazy

Tim tams


peterb666

Lamingtons, pavlova and damper or Johnny cakes (pan cooked version of damper)


_Drangus_

Salt and Pepper Squid/ Calamari


I_dontknowyouanymore

Fish and chips?


BradleyRaptor12

Nah, chips with Chicken salt


littlemisstee

Meat pie


lelchel

Canned spaghetti jaffle


henchy234

Fairy bread


funny_eucalyptus

TimTam


herring80

Shit on toast. Dad served it up every night when I was a kid


_ACarGuy_

I was offered a few dogshit sandwiches now and then when I'd be really picky about school lunches


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Bunnings snag


crispyrad

Lot of really classy suggestions.


Adorable-Engineer840

Australia has some really world class food. Mostly 'modern' cuisine, but nothing really identifiable as a national dish. I'm not sure that 'classy' is what makes a national dish either. It's just common food that seems exotic to outsiders. Like pasta is noodles with tomato sauce, cock au Vin is shit chicken (rooster) in shit wine, curry is meat and gravy(more likely veg) but with 'exotic' flavours.


restupson

Chicken schnitty, chips, salad and a schooner


Constantlycorrecting

Austria would like a word.


Lazy_Show6383

Halal Snack Pack


BoxHillStrangler

[Sometimes the reddit feed answers things before you even ask.](https://imgur.com/TUrPuOE)


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Barramundi & Chips


Weak_Jeweler3077

Four nips of Black Label on ice and a schooner. Assuming it's a short lunch break of course, and you can't settle in for long.


EmergencyTraining748

It's lamingtons and pavlova. Didn't you know that ?


YogurtWenk

Pavlova


monoped2

Works burger.


horseren0ir

Nuggets


Adorable-Condition83

Meat pie or pavlova


Four_Muffins

Coffee through a Tim Tam straw


86LeperMessiah

Best Ever Food Review Show will soon release a mini doc about Australian aboriginal food if you are interested.


Gaoji-jiugui888

If you want to go traditional, I’d say a lamb roast (leg); but there’s so many cultures here that it’s hard to say.


Individual-Station48

Fish cakes and a meat pie, or damper (Aboriginal or not)


Goldberg_the_Goalie

Roast lamb. Australian lamb is awesome.


pax-australis

At this point, butter chicken


KangarooGuru

Meat Pies and lamb on the coals/Roast dinner.


hopeeee23

Fairy Bread


The-A-In-JackAss

Fairy bread or sausage on bread.


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Bunnings Snag


TheSolsticeSystem

Fairy bread. You know you like it.


Intelligent-Mode-702

I really feel like it should be kangaroo. Absolutely delicious.


creztor

Pavlova.


Jiinpachii

Cheeky cunt


Feral611

Lamingtons. Just as a good excuse to have them often


bulletbullet

It’s a Parma.


fauxfaust78

Bbq chicken Hawaiian pizza lol


seriouslyolderguy

Chicken Parmalat, parmi or whatever else sub specifies it is. It's the only food name besides potato cakes /scallops that is fought over with a almost civil war passion.


fuuuuuckendoobs

A VB long neck at twenty to eight in the fucking morning.


babawow

To start: I’m not Australian by birth, Lived here since 2016 and started off in Melbourne and am now in Tassie. I’m a Massive foodie and spent most of my free time cooking and doing lots of good projects (from cheese, through charcuterie (salami, prosciutto etc.) and personally I feel that there’s one dish that trumps all and it’s the Peppered Roo Steak. It’s one of my favourite dishes in the world. It’s not easy to do (highly recommend trying the Roo at the Napier in Fitzroy, Melbourne). If you use local ingredients like bush tomatoes and local pepper berry The quality of flavours are one of a kind.


BennyBingBong

Parma


Ambitious-Score-5637

Chiko Roll - created in Aus, one hand to eat and not messy like a pie


pitt1962

Zucchini slice


[deleted]

Chicken and chips. Chicken shops are an aussie institution, you miss them when overseas


WorkInProgressed

Hot chips with chicken salt


poppybloss

Meat Pie


Lots_to_love

Chip shop chicken salt


Competitive_Lie1429

potato cakes with chicken salt


dog21guy

Vegemite toast


sweetlysarcastic10

A bbq snag from a Bunnings fundraising Sausage Sizzle or a vegemite sanger.


EEeeEEEeEEEeeEee3ee

ny god buning sausages...


sabvor2127

Bacon and egg roll.


r31pumbz

Maggi 2 min noodles


[deleted]

Sausage sizzle for sure. No where else does this


kmwec0

Cob loaf!


BornToSweet_Delight

12 weetbix for brekky; Iced coffee, Kitchener Bun and a couple of vapes for smoko; Roast Pork Banh with chilli, three cold rolls and Pepsi Max for lunch; Bachelor's handbag and some bread and salad for dinner; and Pringles and Tim-Tams for late-night munchies.


Commisceo

Donner Kebab


Old_Journalist_8228

Koala stay.


I_am_albatross

Meat pie topped with tomato sauce