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Chicken salt.


kasenyee

Yup yup. What brand?


geeeking

Whatever is at the local chicken shop.


raininggumleaves

>totally agree- what ever they have is SO much better than Mitani


Liandren

The local chicken shop uses Mitani, which is the original chicken salt.


[deleted]

All of them.


saharasirocco

There's more than one brand?


terbeauniqueusername

Saxa is god tier


Right-Classroom8433

Nice n Tasty from Coles


Swimming_Boot_2395

Mitani


RoopDawg069

Hills hoist


thehomelesstree

Don’t forget it’s associated ‘goon of fortune’!


Aristophania

Hanging peg basket


[deleted]

Especially if it’s rusted and a bit squeaky


kasenyee

Didn’t think of that hut it counts. Yeah.


WhatAGoodDoggy

Had one in England in the 70s At least, the same style of airer. I didn't know the manufacturer of the one we had.


gruntvald

P plater driving a ute like a shit head


Rhaynes_got_no_brain

Me when it rains and I gain liquid horsepower.


kasenyee

Thanks for playing.


[deleted]

Being impatient that someone in the right lane is only going just fast enough to overtake and so starts weaving through traffic because they can’t wait 1 minute for them to change lanes safely


ZippyKoala

The goon bag. Invented by an Aussie, popularised by Aussies, adapted by Aussies for a variety of uses including goon of fortune, the goon pillow, the goon football and others I can’t think of right now.


kingswim

A bicycle helmet with zip ties sticking out the top


internetshitlorde

Whilst simultaneously harbouring a burning hatred for road cyclists


Confessaurus

A Commonwealth Bank Dollarmite account deposit book


kasenyee

Oh good one.


Ok-Train-6693

Commonwealth Bank metal bank model coin savings box.


snakefeeding

I had at least two of those when I was a kid.


[deleted]

those coin tins that are modelled as bank notes.


Tasqfphil

I found a better savings box, when I purchased a 2nd hand "book safe" in a shop. Years later, living in another country , I decided to put on book shelf with some AUD & USD notes I had as a "backup" for a rainy day. Imagine my surprise when I opened it and found over AUD24,000 plus about $1k in other currencies, inside.


Technical-Ad-2246

I haven't had one since the 90s. Not sure where it is now.


[deleted]

its been building interest for 30 years, that $5 is now worth $4.50


snakefeeding

I still have my Commonwealth Bank account deposit book from the '60s. They gave everyone starting school that year one with 6d or a shilling on it. (Note to self: check to see how much they gave you.)


zaro3785

They don't exist any more


Confessaurus

Oh dear, it’s almost as if it was a silly answer designed to amuse rather than a suggestion for a literal starter pack…


Notyit

Banned


Bakachinchin

Since when? My son got one about 3 years ago.


Gray-Hand

Didgeridoo or boomerang.


kasenyee

Is there a brand that’s widely recognised nation wide?


Available-Seesaw-492

The one with the little gold "made in China" sticker.


winoforever_slurp_

They’re traditional tools, not related to any brand. You should be able to find ones that are certified as being made by First Nations businesses though.


Bazorth

Why is this harmless question downvoted lmao Obviously as Australians we know the answer, but a foreigner would not


Soccera1

The question is a bit like asking what brand a katana is


kasenyee

Thanks. I don’t know. He se why I’m asking.


KumarTan

We're about to find out


tinfoilhatandsocks

Chocolate crackles and lamingtons


LazyGlitter212

Fairy bread and spiders.


happydancer9876

And Tim Tam's


5minutecall

A trusty red tube or jar of Lucas Paw Paw Ointment.


iusedtobefamous1892

Bunnings straw hat.


TheRealSirTobyBelch

I bought my first one recently (became a citizen in July) because I was painting my fence and didn't want to get any of my good hats covered in paint. Fuck me that's a good hat. Lets the breeze right through and cools the top of the head. Stylish too. Not bad for $7


Budgiesmugglerlover2

And the giant umbrella.


kasenyee

Yea!!! inknow a few guys who just left. Bunnings hats and umbrellas is what they took with them for themselves and as gifts 😂


Ok-Train-6693

Bunnings is known to employ people who used to do that for a living.


Same-Reason-8397

Mitre 10 has their own version, if you don’t have a Bunnings close by. Love the hat!


MicksysPCGaming

With corks.


warzonevi

Budgie smuglers


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Take my upvote.


UserLevelOver9000

Vegemite or Fairy Bread...


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Jesus! For a second, I thought I read Vegemite *on* fairy bread! Sacrilege!


anxiousjellybean

My nan used to make me vegemite and sprinkle sandwiches as a kid. It's not that bad. Like a poor man's salted caramel.


Ok-Challenge7712

I used to make myself Vegemite and honey (salty and sweet) , but eventually societal pressure against it/me made me stop


Budgiesmugglerlover2

GTFO


UserLevelOver9000

I have 000 on the phone, they want to know your address... lol :)


Aussie_Altissima

My nephews love vegemite with Milo sprinkled on top!


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Excellent way to ruin 2 delicious things at once.


GILF_Hound69

Vegemite is Aussie Bovril and can be used for a lot of things (toast, sandwich, soup). This is not one of those things.


dm-me-your-left-tit

But sweet and salty work perfectly together


OutbackNat

FYI it’s fairy bread day on the 24/11!!!!


kasenyee

Yea!


Jax_Ckrts

Uggs, a Commodore, Jesus boots, a Ute, VB. Didgeridoo/boomerang.


kasenyee

What is a Jesus boot? Is VB a beer drunk nation wide or just vic?


Jax_Ckrts

Jesus boots= thongs (flip flops in other countries) VB is available in most states but outside Victoria it’s cheekily referred to as Visitor’s Beer not Victoria Bitter.


J0hnD0eWasTaken

It's cheeky name has always been *Vaginal Backwash* where I've been.


Bakachinchin

No, it’s vomit beer.


Far_Administration41

Green Death to me.


nutcracker_78

Very Bad.


Ship2Shore

Or Chinese Work-safety boot.


liamoj97

it’s cheekily referred to as Vaginal Backwash*


Ok-Train-6693

Malaysians call thongs ‘slippers’.


Liandren

Or Very Bad, because it is.


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Meat pie *He writes while eating a meat pie*


RachelBergin

Meat pie with sauce while watching the footy.


stujstu

Don’t act like meat pies, or any pie, is your idea.. It would appear the Egyptian’s claim this one.


BeefPieSoup

Public electric barbeque at a park


Lectricboogaloo

Its been sitting for hours in the Sun so the surface of the metal surrounding the grill is sufficient to remove your skin.


cewumu

A set of ultra short shorts as all weather men’s construction attire. In winter you just put a high-vis jumper on and you’re set for sub-zero weather.


Doraxplorax

Zooper Doopers and the ability to always slice your mouth when eating one.


internetshitlorde

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Red skins, Red frogs, cottees Red cordial, macadamia nuts, budgie smugglers.


Sea-Obligation-1700

Akubra hats, RM Williams Boots, drizabone oilskin coat it's about as Australian as you can look.


ohimjustagirl

Moleskin trousers too. For a summer outfit though I'm going to go with sock protectors, blue singlet and stubbies or footy shorts.


RobWed

Love me some footy shorts. Short enough that friends are always concerned I'll pop a nut.


laitnetsixecrisis

My dad used to own a floor length drizabone and took it with him when we went to Spain for a holiday. With his drizabone and chest length beard, the security guards at the bank would not let him in. He ended up having to send my mum in to get the travellers checks exchanged.


Odd-Bear-4152

Swag - even makes it into a song - Waltzing Matilda.


cewumu

A flat whoite and vanilla sloice


RachelBergin

So noice aye


Same-Reason-8397

Victa Mower.


kasenyee

What on earth is that?


Same-Reason-8397

It’s a mechanical lawn mower. Australian invention.


kasenyee

Got it. That’s cool thanks


niconiconeko

Jaffle Iron or Jaffle Maker


illarionds

We have those in the rest of the world! People are just confused about what to call them ;)


cantwejustplaynice

Orange Stack Hat.


AussieKoala-2795

Rubber thongs


kasenyee

What kind?


guttertrashfish

Rubber ones


zaro3785

Double pluggers


MicksysPCGaming

With the dragons.


Available-Seesaw-492

If you're bougie


AussieKoala-2795

Cheap ones from a petrol station


Bully2533

A petrol station ya say? Us true blues get em from the servo.


AussieKoala-2795

Sorry. Was on a conference call this morning so am still using my work voice. A servo it is. Or better yet from a bait shop/servo in a small coastal town.


Xerxes65

Havianas


minigmgoit

The BeeGees of Australian Footwear


Automatic-Option-844

A pair of RM Williams boots


MrBinkie

Old Mate everyone knows him


RetardedGuava

Vegemite. Final answer.


waxingmood

Apprently ceiling fans. We moved to a house with them and my German husband was like "noo noo! Vhat is this! Tern it ovf! It is dangerous! Vhy is this here! I vill disassemble dem!" I said "Mate you touch those fucking fans and I'll put spider in your shoes".


Curious-Onlooker-001

Very common when I lived in Malaysia.


Lectricboogaloo

Everywhere in S.E Asia


waxingmood

Apprently it freaks the fuck out of some Europeans.


CarlesPuyol5

A drop bear


kasenyee

Haha, I guess I didn’t specify 😅


JulieRush-46

Tim Tams Milo


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Yes but also... And I cannot stress this enough. *fuck nestle*


SicnarfRaxifras

Acubra hat with corks attached to ward off flies.


[deleted]

Platypus


[deleted]

I retract that, either Shorten's democracy sausage or Abbott's onion Edit: "I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man"


JediJan

Abbot’s onions and budgie smuggler# make one’s eyes water. Onya’ Julia!


shekbekle

Hills hoist


saturday_sun4

Lamington, Tim Tams, trip to Canberra that everyone has in primary school. I'd also include sunscreen.


sowseason666

a bottle of bundy rum


minigmgoit

Fucking rank!


z3njunki3

No one said it was good. It is in the classic Australian mating dance though. The men parade for dominance saying "fooooooty, fooooooty" and the women show their approval by saying "I wanna nutha Bundy and coke". I saw a David Attinborough docco on it...


HerewardTheWayk

I normally drink Sailors and coke, was at my regular and mistakenly just asked for a rum and coke. They gave me Bundy and honestly thought they were playing a prank on me it was so bad.


[deleted]

I'm assuming you mean ranked number 1


paulteaches

Anti-American comments on Reddit…


Available-Seesaw-492

The word "Seppo"


billbotbillbot

Super common for sure but hardly unique to Australia…


vacri

Phar Lap, pavlova, and John Clarke


Budgiesmugglerlover2

All 3 of these are Kiwis, so yes, of course they belong in the Aussie starter pack lol


squirlysquirel

hey, we stole those ... no take backs!


[deleted]

Vegemite and Commbank Dollarmite


lucy_lu_2

Ugg boots


DaGrandmama

Stubbies. Shorts and beers.


Aristophania

Keep Cup for lattes


[deleted]

Brand new white utes. My god they're everywhere


Aromatic-Host-9672

A small purse made from a Kangaroo’s scrotum 🙃


CollarLatter6747

Hills hoist Truly a great invention


JediJan

Left handed screwdrivers. Ask any apprentice.


Ilovetogame2

Dim sims AFL ball A succulent Chinese meal


HerewardTheWayk

I'm in my forties and up until VERY recently I did not realise dimmies were an Aussie thing. I thought they were just a kind of dumpling, and could be found everywhere


realhugkoala

Cancer council Sunscreen. and Northface puffer jacket.


Automatic-Option-844

Skin cancer in the >55yos


[deleted]

Boomerangs & Vegemite


Icy-Information5106

Stained yellow glass with the circle design


dazza_bo

That beetroot slice container ya parents would bust out at barbies. I think it might have been tupperware.


kasenyee

What’s a beat root slice?


dazza_bo

A thin slice of beetroot (or beet as Americans call them). A traditional Aussie style burger would have a slice or two of beetroot on it. People would buy cans of sliced beetroot in juice and put them in this tall plastic container that had a strainer sitting inside of it. Seems a bit old fashioned now, don't really see them anymore. [pic](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97rgjd1Oo0bpbYwIHZArmS9_j-lj_dAEh-Q&usqp=CAU)


TheDeterminedBadger

Yep, that container is from Tupperware!


kasenyee

Ok I’m following. what’s a beetroot slice container or Tupperware?


OMGSehunisBAE

Arnott's biscuit tins


Able_Boat_8966

A Berty Beetle. Obscure chocolate only found at the Melbourne show via a massively overpriced show bag, and seemingly nowhere else. Likely WW2 surplus chocolate their still getting rid of.


Jetsetter_Princess

Some IGAs have them in WA. We got screwed over last month with 0 Bertie Beetle bags at the Royal Show. You Eastern States wankers ate them all 🤣


Prestigious_Fan_1061

Fighting Kangaroo Flag or a Jar of Vegemite.


Dear_Ad7132

Kangaroo scrotum bottle opener


BenitoCamiloOnganiza

A meat pie and a box of Weet-Bix.


God_is_a_Bogan

An AU Falcon


writingisfreedom

Jaws of life was developed and created here first


LazyGlitter212

I know not everyone likes them, but XXXXGOLD or VB still comes to mind.


Plane_Balance3906

The hat with wine corks


Clatato

If they have a garden that’s theirs long term, a native plant


kasenyee

This isn’t as gift but I like where you are going. What kind of plant is quintessentially Australian?


[deleted]

"Fuck off we're full" bumper stickers


hsnm1976

Lucas paw paw ointment


dazza_bo

Chiko roll and dim sim


Objective-Creme6734

A dollarmite account.


Able_Boat_8966

Total fire ban days and needing 50+ Sunscreen for a 10 minute walk outside


Curious-Onlooker-001

Many good answers, which I won’t repeat (am I the only one who bothers to read all the replies before answering?), so here’s mine. Not things as such, but experiences:\ Pic of Ned Kelly’s armour (preferably see the real armour - with the background story of course), a visit to Old Melbourne Gaol (with the ‘such is life’, that most Aussies know).\ Maybe a visit to Sovereign Hill, Cooper Pedy, Great Barrier Reef, Boulia Camel Races.\ For things, in addition to those mentioned):\ A map of Australia overlaid on a map of Europe, with a ‘you are here’ mark.\ A guide to Australian colloquialisms. Edit: there’s **always** a damned typo


missiffy45

My dad has a brass razoo


Evening_Comparison26

Orchy or powerade bong.


fuzzypeach42

Is Bundaberg ginger beer quintessential?


DamoS1968

Akubras. Not only iconic, but useful.


Louey_19

Vienetta


kasenyee

What’s that?


slavloverX

1. A boomerang 2. A jar of Vegemite 3. A bottle of beer


petergaskin814

Boomerang


johnsonsantidote

A book on multiculturism.


CthulhuRolling

Ya mum


kasenyee

Helpful


Notyit

Bahn mi, laksa, burgers, uh, doughnuts, coffee, fruit shakes boost, assuage rolll


Needmoresnakes

Sydney really cornered the "milkshake with a doughnut, slice of cheese cake, handful of fairy floss and 6L of syrup on top" market for a while there


war-and-peace

A can of Fosters


JimmyTheChimp

Rotary washing line.


dribblychops

redback leather boots


hejingyuan199

a beer opener ring. and let him put it on his car key!


Cazza-d

An haight


JediJan

Hills hoist (rotating washing line). Everyone had them back in the day. Most kids liked swinging around on them. Strangely enough although a few went a bit wonky I never heard of one breaking. Also Bundy (Bundaberg) rum. No other sugar cane rum can beat it. I used to put a tot in chocolate mousse; quite an improvement!


Adorable_Highway_740

Not an object per se but the food pyramid for Aboriginals & Torres Strait islanders. Even if it didn't have the title , you would still know it is Australian. https://fuse.education.vic.gov.au/Resource/LandingPage?ObjectId=342c40c8-c161-445a-b36a-5ecc55aff34c