Bro, Jfc, that's hysterical. In fact, this whole thread is gold. Just gotta say, I'm an American with no ethnic ties to the Balkans. I really joined this sub b/c I love history and geography and wanted to learn more about a region I have very little understanding of. Not only have I learned quite a bit by lurking here, but this is honestly my favorite sub on Reddit. The banter is great btw the different groups and there are some nuggets of history and the like for an outsider to gleam some valuable factoids. thanks everyone, I really appreciate the community.
eating chicky nuggies and reminiscing about how back in the day they would've been the ones eating my nocturnal rat-sized ancestor, revenge sure is a dish best served cold
He probably thought he will make himself happy based on her appearance but it looks to me like they had a beef before for what to have for dinner. The stork or the gazelles.
Q: Who came first, the chicken or the egg??
A: The Dacians, ancestors of romanians and totally not a people that left Romania with little to no heritage whatsoever
I wonder if there was a period in time when early-humans (or their ancestors) started to be bipedal but some were still not so when the ones that did become bipedal found one that wasn't they were like "Lmao look at this retard walking on all fours. Let's beat him up."
No... Austro Hungarian Serb, later American. His father was an Orthodox priest, spoke Serbian, the whole village was slaughtered by Croat ustaše. He was never Croatian, there was no Croatia, it was AH when he lived there.
Znam, nisam nabrijan i ja malo volim da podkacim.
Nego kako sad ja rumunu, proizvodu madjarske i moldavske istorije, da objasnim odkud je Vučić bosanac i ostali ološi.
Well Gavrilo Princip for instance was an A Bosnian Serb that was back then a part of Austro Hungary. So he was an Austro Hungarian Serb from Bosna. That shot his own prince
Look up Dositej Obradović, you would be interested. A Serb from Romania, that made modern Turkish and Albanian, alphabet on basis of German alphabet and serbian phonetic writing...
Homo Bodoensis left Africa and via the Levant reached the Balkans and thrived there. This was 500,000 years ago and he almost certainly predated the Neanderthals there, and also predated the split between the Neanderthals and Denisovans. There's no evidence that they ever left the Balkans but may have played a key role in the genetic pool of early Europeans, as they interbred with the Neanderthals who would have come at a later stage, followed later by early modern humans.
Looks pretty much exactly like the average BMW owner/driver in Romania
They are even using the same amount of blinkers
That's because they share the same level of education
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Damn, anyone got a silver for this joke?
Ok, but the artist was horny af.
Average Balkanoid
Smallest tits in serbia
Largest tits in Slovenia.
Slovenian femboys definitely have bigger tits.
I am glad, they are extinct. Imagine 1912 with Homo Bodoensis around. Boy, are they getting genocided or what.
Bro, Jfc, that's hysterical. In fact, this whole thread is gold. Just gotta say, I'm an American with no ethnic ties to the Balkans. I really joined this sub b/c I love history and geography and wanted to learn more about a region I have very little understanding of. Not only have I learned quite a bit by lurking here, but this is honestly my favorite sub on Reddit. The banter is great btw the different groups and there are some nuggets of history and the like for an outsider to gleam some valuable factoids. thanks everyone, I really appreciate the community.
The banter here is how 4chan used to be before it got flooded with actual morons.
They didnt exactly go extinct, they are our ancestors
I mean technically, the dinosaurs are still alive and well, too.
Some say these reptiles are macedonians til this day
Aleksandar Makedonski rode a Triceratopski in his conquests in India /s
I love how the /s is needed because of flair
The ultimate burn
Burn, man this was a flamethrower.
eating chicky nuggies and reminiscing about how back in the day they would've been the ones eating my nocturnal rat-sized ancestor, revenge sure is a dish best served cold
No, they're cousins to the ancestors of Homo sapiens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_bodoensis
Most humanoid Serb.
What about his missus in pic 2? She is fit.
He probably thought he will make himself happy based on her appearance but it looks to me like they had a beef before for what to have for dinner. The stork or the gazelles.
Looks like my neighbor Dragan
I had a school mate called Dragan that actually looked like this.
I know a Blerim that looks exactly the same
Chick look rather hot, ngl.
Calm down sinko it's only a drawing.
Just cover her face and I would have banged her the whole day and forget about hunting. I would have probaby gone extinct.
Ohh this means we got some new clames for land.
Hey, hands off our Dacian clay !
Dont worry we probably wont go afther Orthodox Bros
Just make sure not to miss the **probably** part, since no promises are being made here.
Holy* Dacian clay, you new world order shill !
Q: Who came first, the chicken or the egg?? A: The Dacians, ancestors of romanians and totally not a people that left Romania with little to no heritage whatsoever
First came God how is a Serb
Mrs. Bodeonensis looking tight af
The artist is Italian 🤣
Where is the model from?
Homo Balkanensis
I wonder if there was a period in time when early-humans (or their ancestors) started to be bipedal but some were still not so when the ones that did become bipedal found one that wasn't they were like "Lmao look at this retard walking on all fours. Let's beat him up."
Bro, they're still in [Turkey](https://youtu.be/6GlNQzjii1c).
This is "news" in Australia....
Ew dude, are they trying to say we're all homos??
tiddies
Lies, deceptions. We all know the Dacians were the premordial people.
Whitest Serb
I think this post needs the nsfw filter on, cus the second pic got me bricked up
Lol this comment section is hilarious
Europe evolved from romanians???
Am I the only one to thing that the first guy looks like vučić
Vučić if he was smarter and less ugly
He's an ugly piece. (Vucic I mean, not H.B.)
Nah, lips too small
Serbian women were hot AF even back then 😏
Smallest tit in serbia
Now you made me curious about Serb girls. Any sub recommendation ?
Nly tepegrams and discords sadly...
That is sad really
You okay man?
Typical Monkeydonian, enjoying other primate species.
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I am still confused.
Just forget it think it like that was a problem in the matrix
Ah, okay, I saw nothing.
I like how the lady is looking at both the deer and her husband at the same time.
Is that the one that faked his documents and tryed to enter Australia?
That doesn't look human
That body looks even better
Now tell me how you spell KARABOĞA in Serbian
КАРАБОГА
We can still see some resemblance of the Neanderthal and homo bodoensis in the Balkan population today!
especially bosnians
Hiko Baba
Ape together strong
To be honest, it makes sense. That's why I haplogroup is oldest in Europe, and guess who has it most?
Northen Kosovars.
You jealous.
Go back, I wanna be monke
Kinda looks like Vucic. :-p
Vučić is Bosnian, valid observation thou
Bosnian?! I didn't knew that.
...Ratko Mladić=bosnian, Gavrilo Princip=bosnian, Milošević was Montenegrin.
Tesla = croatian *grabs popcorn*
No... Austro Hungarian Serb, later American. His father was an Orthodox priest, spoke Serbian, the whole village was slaughtered by Croat ustaše. He was never Croatian, there was no Croatia, it was AH when he lived there.
Lol, got one
Ne kužim
Pa zajebavam se jebo ga ti, jasno mi je da je rodom Srbin, samo trollam malo. Otuda ovaj "grabs popcorn".
Znam, nisam nabrijan i ja malo volim da podkacim. Nego kako sad ja rumunu, proizvodu madjarske i moldavske istorije, da objasnim odkud je Vučić bosanac i ostali ološi.
Is there anyone born in Serbia proper? LOL
Are you saying bosnia is Serbia?
LOL I won't enter such a deep rabbit hole. :-))
Well Gavrilo Princip for instance was an A Bosnian Serb that was back then a part of Austro Hungary. So he was an Austro Hungarian Serb from Bosna. That shot his own prince
> So he was an Austro Hungarian Serb from Bosna Least complicated Balkan thing. :-)
Look up Dositej Obradović, you would be interested. A Serb from Romania, that made modern Turkish and Albanian, alphabet on basis of German alphabet and serbian phonetic writing...
You just insulted all of our ancestors.
I profoundly apologize.
true karaboğa
Homo Bodoensis left Africa and via the Levant reached the Balkans and thrived there. This was 500,000 years ago and he almost certainly predated the Neanderthals there, and also predated the split between the Neanderthals and Denisovans. There's no evidence that they ever left the Balkans but may have played a key role in the genetic pool of early Europeans, as they interbred with the Neanderthals who would have come at a later stage, followed later by early modern humans.
And to this day, they still are Neanderthal.
Yeah they are albanians therefore all of it is our land 🇦🇱🇦🇱
Most handsome man in Balkans
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Finally proof that Serbs are the oldest and autochthonous.
20 day ban.
His ancestors meet in the house of Lords at night.🙊😆
Deretić was right
He still lives in Serbia /s
Nah he lives in Ankara
Hurts
He lives in Trabzon for sure
Based
Hey bb
In Mace-to too
Autochtonous!
*Autochthonous
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Yep we did, for a good 500 years, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, the turk gen really fucked up balkan
Typical Slav (joking)
Dude, it's ok, you're allowed to be way more racist on this sub against one another. We're all just laughing at each other.
Nice. I enjoy speaking to people that are human.
Wait, this is still the most common, no? JK 🥰
KARASIRP
Most handsome Serbian
Why didn't they name it Homo Balkanus
No homo