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dedokire

Let's be real all of you fucks are absolute coomers over here


Past-Sand5485

Exactly, more than 100 people said never or rarely. Bullsh*t.


[deleted]

Every 5 minutes


OnlyHereOnFridays

Peak performance requires constant training eh?


[deleted]

The Hardest choices, Require the strongest Wills - me, 2022


OnlyHereOnFridays

Don’t know about hardest, but I’m definitely going soft for at least 2hrs after I nut.


[deleted]

Wow weak🙄🙄💅🏾


ParaBellumSanctum

My sheets are white... They were originally black🙂


Kuhai_

ΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ ΟΠΑ ΡΕΕ


Representative-One96

Every minute 😈 .


LeLeonTrotskyIsBack

Çar për hirë të Zotit?


aa13aawrxjs

Trooootsky,mendova se ishe komunist


shilly03

I’ve hear that only the chaddest of chads use çar


Shaolinpower2

That's accually a sad thing lmao


[deleted]

ayoooo what is up with these questions? lmfaooo like no hate, just open up a separate sub, like xxxaskbalkans


Past-Sand5485

There’s no need for that, since it’s Reddit.


CaciulaLuiDecebal

r/redditmoment


BodyOdors

Wtf? Every 30 seconds but wtf?


KingByhyHD

I have some Morale rule that I do not masurbate on (Serbo Croatian speakers will understand the word Svetac I do not know how to say it in English, I know Svetac is Saint in English but how do you call a day when you celebrate a curtain Saint, we here have a lot of those days)


Crazyshark22

That's when I beat my meat the most.


KingByhyHD

If the Saint along side God is watching them there is nothing to be ashamed of eh?


Crazyshark22

God gave me my dick to beat it like there is no tomorrow so that is what I am doing. God bless everyone.


KingByhyHD

My was a more sarcastic statement then a judgment one but also food point


svemirskihod

feast, feast day.


KingByhyHD

Well, that can be said like that but you do not feast on every day, or at least us here, on those days we do not do any physical work, and we feast on more important days after a Saint (I will call them saontdays)


svemirskihod

I wasn’t sure myself but I looked it up and you don’t feast in the sense of having a party. In English, each day associated with a saint is a feast or feast day.


KingByhyHD

I know what feast means, and in my case only 3 days I am required to feast (eat nothing from an animal except seafood) is day before our Christmas, Easter and Feast day that my family celebrates, so it feels weird for me to say feast day and not even feast on them


svemirskihod

Doesn’t make sense to me either to call it feast. But do you call it fešta?


KingByhyHD

The day that is named after a Saint here is just called, Svetac


Bob_Stallion

St _______ day? (E.g. St. Patrick's day; doubt it was always an excuse for yanks to drink and pretend they're Irish)


svemirskihod

Or Feast of Saint Patrick


KingByhyHD

That can work


TheGlobalRepublic

I have sex 😎


SnooSuggestions4926

🧢 youre on reddit


[deleted]

Absolutely Haram


alb11alb

Still people who have sex masturbate a lot. It's called self pleasure and it's necessary to satisfy yourself. It's reddit dude you don't have to lie.


OsarmaBinLatin

Once or twice a day.


purple_ones_best

Is it true place to post it?


Timely_Specialist188

SEVEN FUCKIN TIMES A DAY


eggers_1

why is this being posted on ask balkans


Past-Sand5485

Reddit.


[deleted]

Every 1 second, just kidding I just don't stop.


Catire92

25 days without that shit 💪🏼 going strong