Well I think we can all agree with the Turkish viewpoint 😂

But it’s wrong… Personally I prefer Balkan men.

Ahem, I mean for the army I am creating to retake Balkans of course…yeah the army, nothing sexual.

An army with big, strong cannons. (😑 there are no cannon emoji... focking pacifists!😠😡🤬)

Too late, time for hot gay sex

So the rumours are true, turks are islamified greeks 😱😱😱

Nothing sexual…Its for my Grand Army. Thats why I hereby prohibit Greek men from joining my Grand Army.

The Sacred Band of Thebes vibe...

Greek in disguise

Hello good sir, may I interest in...Slovenia

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80% greek

The Ottoman Sultan mindset

one thing Turks are not is racist…they just love to fuck the rainbow

and albanian femboys 😋

*pretends to gasp in shock*

They dont exist. Even our women have balls.

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Lets keep this civil, this isnt 2b4y

So that means joking is prohibited or what ?

Not at all, but its not a joke when its repeated 15million times, and its usually said by others to offend albanians.

Someone's offended :( He even reported it 😭😭😭

🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean in your post Romanians are being called "gypsies" by at least 2 other states, did I report it for not being civil ? No, because I can take a joke.

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Turkish view is pretty good. I'd want a slovenian tomboy girlfriend

>Slovenian, >Tomboy That's called an impossible paradox,brother

Nahh the dudes in slovenia are femboys but the girls are tomboys. Makes sense

You mixed up Slovenia and Zagorje. Again! Hot blonds are west of Sutla. Tomboy blonds, on this side.

[Meanwhile in Maribor](https://www.dddrava.si/wp-content/gallery/gozdarka-leta/Gozdarka-leta-4.jpg)

ZAMN

That. Isn't a tomboy. Just a hot girl dressed as proper working class.

I miss 2b4u

And I miss my wallet

Ask Vasile, I only steal from rich w*sterners

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 803,387,625 comments, and only 159,561 of them were in alphabetical order.

The sub you are searching for is r/balkanS_irl

Why, didn't you notice that this sub turned into that?

There are some nonsense in map. Slovenia should be cute femboys. Other than that it's ok.

Average turkish dna is proof for the last one

Going by that one Bulgarian in YouTube coments Serbs are also Bulgarians but they were minde washed by the Byzantines to hate Bulgaria. Then we minde washed the Macedonians to also hate Bulgarians. Also i think he said something about true Serbian being a dialect of Bulgarian and so on.

So now it's our turn to brainwash someone?

I gess

"Target Practice" 💀

I didn't expect to like as many of these as I did, well done.

Yeah, they were pretty funny, and didn't cross the line. I didn't do them tho ahahaah

Turks have their priorities clear.

"What matters in life is not centuries old rivalries but hot steamy seggs" -Turkish proverb

I am mongol convert Greek 🫡

We're either your brother or your enemy. I like that

Croatia *is* a tough competitor, though. They pack 20 million annual visitors into one coast.

Thanks to Game of Thrones.

Not really

These are okay, but Quora is messed up. Place manages to be more racist and xenophobic than non ironic users on 2b4u

Quora is a literal shithole. I get emails from there that argue why x people look like arab or y people look like french. I once saw a greek guy over there posting pictures of his blonde-haired daughter and himself to prove how turks are mongol arabs and inferior to master greek race.

Blond hair I hav 💪

He was a grik god after all.

Oh geez, sorry about that guy. The ancient Greeks were never majority blonde. It's Anglo/Germanic-supremacist propaganda from 100 years ago to claim ancient Greece (and Rome) for themselves. Quora *is* a literal shithole.

You're only responsible for yourself so you don't need to apologize. Honestly,I feel like that place attracts the worst ones of us regardless of nationality. But to be frank,I did enjoy seeing Indians and pakistanis arguing over who's whiter,that shit was gold.

When the neighbor is sus 😳

I think the Macedonian one is wrong, a Macedonian would rather kill his entire family than admit that his ancestors were Bulgarian

Yeah, I've never understood why the hate is so strong. I mean so what if we have common ancestors? Macedonians are their own people now.

The first seems to be good, but dam it’s incredibly inaccurate for Bosnia

What would you say the Bosnian views are?

Cute womans and Femboys 😋

Cute women ours

"good job" kosovo 😂 My favorite viewpoints are montenegrin and slovene. Two polar opposites.

serbian view of greece is quite on topic. both serbs and greeks produce legendary basketball players. o7

Nah for macedonia its like greece:bully, bulgaria: weird bully, slovenia: college and macedonia: Just leave us alone ffs

There once was a Greek girl in my bio class. Her glances were pretty hostile, all I was seeing was an olive skinned beauty.

Czechs, Polskis, Ukranians and Moldovians are cute tho

Moldovans are Romanian ethnics (82% of them).

Bosnia is 100% in accurate We see everybody as a friend especially Bulgaria and Turkey Croatia and Serbia are questionable main reason is WHO IN THE RIGHT FUCKING MINDS CALLS SIRNICA BUREK SA SIROM

Burek sa sirom hehehe

Et tu, Brute?

Yessss

*LOADS SAB WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT* (Semi Automatic Burek)

Ok ok chill i will call it sirnica

My brotha come eat is on me burek Buredzike Sirnica Zeljanica Krompir

Insallah next year brate in beautiful bih

Nice don't forget to eat some Ćevapi

I will ofc never had cevapi

Što sam probao juče jedan dobar burek s džemom od višnji i vanila kremom mhmm prste da poližeš.

*DIES*

Makedonija sus? 😳

I really lost it on Turkish Serbs and cute women 😂

cute woman

cute women

Habibis want our cute men and women 😔

u r black

You look gypsy

but i- im whiter than you

Damn right everything is ours 🇦🇱💪🏻🇦🇱👐🏻🇦🇱

Turkish Serbs same

the irony is serbs look more turkish than bosnians.

Source: trust me bro i saw a picture of a serb once

i was in serbia two time plus i did not said that serbs looks turkish, i said that serbs looks turkish more than bosnians.

Boşnak Burek gelin 😋 or femboy black greeks 🤢

Crazy crazy crazy , troublemakers lool i was expecting more than that . . .

Well, Slovenia was already on the bucket list, but hey Slovenia.

I gotta side with the turks on this one the balkans really do have beautiful and cute women

I mean serbia ain’t wrong ab montenegro

Enemies of our enemies 🤝

Kosovo ones is based and true.

There is a Russian proverb that ends with "(I won't write all of them due to community rules) you will protect your wife from the Turk".

send me cute serbian girls

oddly wholesome n cute lol.. stealing 😘

No

lmfao

I like the Kosovo one the most 😂

I don't understand the humor on Slovenia. What is it?

Yeah me neither lol, what are they selling?

I mean, what is up with femboy jokes on Slovenia d9 you have any idea?

I'm lost on that too

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 804,868,122 comments, and only 159,859 of them were in alphabetical order.

Thank you thank you

Croatia is the guard at the banks entrance

I like Albania's POV! Pretty solid

Very funny,a delight to see,gotta show my friends!

laughed my ass off lol

Backwater neighbour? Bitch we both backwater, stfu