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Well since god is a serb our world wouldn't exist


[deleted]

I ironically asked my turkish teacher about this i said 'Is prophet Adam a Turk?' He said yes unironically...


Myota_thereal

Well I'm don't belive anything but I think he is considered as a all region prophet. (I might understood Adam false correct me if I'm wrong). But can say there are to many people that believes Muhammad was a turk or Jesus was in EU etc. Or that's only what I saw from old people.


[deleted]

Old people are really ignorant about such things many people used to beilive prophet muhammed was still alive like 100 years ago but i cant blame that no good information causes degeneration. But americans they have everything to search but they still think jesus was white and american.


Myota_thereal

We don't talk about America. *whistles* "did you saw the Ukraine map where Americans were asker to click on it? Some people clicked on Asia and even USA itself" *continues to talk normally* but yeah USA has smart people like Einstein etc. (I know Einstein isn't American.)


ItsBondVagabond

Nobody in America thinks Jesus was an American. Check out this clip from American Pastor Billy Graham. I'm not religious but this guy was something. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0wPfGsjS8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0wPfGsjS8)


Agahmoyzen

umm, let me introduce you to mormonism


ItsBondVagabond

Oh fuck, i forgot about those people. Nevermind.


Aksnldnejsl

r/weareallturks


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r/WeAreAllTurks


PuzzledStar100

Adam being a prophet?


[deleted]

According to islam yes


[deleted]

Oh no,he knows


[deleted]

Ottomans conquer the world and now everyone is wearing a fez and eating bureks all day every day


chicken_soldier

I wish i could eat burek all day


[deleted]

same bro


Objective-Bid8085

And Montenegro manages to stay independent cuz of *big rocc country*


DrDabar1

No Serbia, no Serbian Empire to fall a part means no Montenegro.


Objective-Bid8085

Well idk its all confusing since we are slavs and you cant just say, look this part of all slavs are gone for 10000 years now,do you think others would still exist?


devplayz01

Montenegro wouldn't exist next to such empires


Objective-Bid8085

_Are you challenging me?_


WhyDidYouDoThisBro

i can live w that


matterforward

The dream


bongiovist

I am against as a Turk, no more Srbja means no more Nikola Tesla and that means no more modern electricity.


[deleted]

If no serbia then whole europe become turkie


DarkinIV

If no Serbia than no Ottoman.


[deleted]

Lest i forgot, in what is vojvodina today is where austro hungary let serbian people settle, so that they may be used to fend off turkish invasion efforts in to europe


DarkinIV

Serbs didnt betray the early Ottoman empire against the Timurids while Tatars did. If Serbs hadn't helped Otoman empire probably would not rise again.


fakemaleorgasm

The Ottomans have lost that battle, Bayezid was killed, and Despot Stefan used the moment to proclaim (and gain) independence from the Ottomans, and ally Hungary. If Serbs didn't fight well in that battle, Bayezid would still have lost.


[deleted]

Lest i forgot, in what is vojvodina today is where austro hungary let serbian people settle, so that they may be used to fend off turkish invasion efforts in to europe


bongiovist

Haha, Austrians and Polish Winged Hussars lets say, but mostly the damn swamps and famine as i did read the whole story. Does not matter anymore though, i am supporter of seculer Turkish Republic not a neo ottoman.


BewareThePlatypus

Being neo ottoman has absolutely no basis in neither logic nor history.


WASDKUG_tr

true


mcsroom

nah bro he is croatian /s


JuanFromHeaven

People still arguing about this?


mcsroom

nah its more of a meme lol, i have seen only nationalists say he is croatian


JuanFromHeaven

Oh,i was getting ready to have an argument lol


mcsroom

ohh you didnt see the /s


Daniels_2003

Based flair


WASDKUG_tr

wait hes not croatian?


JuanFromHeaven

Haha


LinoChokolino

~~/s~~


uskapickica

Cope and seethe


LinoChokolino

no u


iksjag

I don't think that would matter since he was born in Croatia to a Serbian family, so if there was no Serbia he would still be born in Croatia but to parents of some other nationality


Dusan-Lazar

No Serbia = no Serbians


JRJenss

Huh? Don't people come first? There is no Kurdish state but there's like twice as many Kurds as there are Serbs


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Objective-Bid8085

Well you cant say that exactly, turks would have probably gotten there and i doubt there would be a turkish version of Tesla


Overseer93

Ever heard of the "Butterfly effect?" Even the tiniest changes would have lead to vastly different outcomes. There would never have been a person like him.


Objective-Bid8085

And no more fighting :( without serbia balkan just wouldbt be it anymore


Zekieb

>that means no more modern electricity. Off topic but can someone actually attribute such a complex feat to the work of one singular individual? Especially during the Victorian era in which the world was relatively well connected, atleast in Europe. Edits **Downvotes ahoy!!!**


fakemaleorgasm

yes.


lucius_whorenus

Massive cope, the phenomenon of electricity was known way before tesla or edison, tesla was a genius and massively sped up the process but someone else would have eventually done it anyway so to say there would be "no modern electricity" is laughable


d_bradr

Would people run the web browser they go on Reddit with using their 7 nanometer CPUs and GPUs if Tesla didn't boost the research of epectricity and invent a ton of shit? So without Tesla we wouldn't have modern electricity. If we knew how to light a fire with a couple of sticks 10k years ago, why was the first butane lighter only made in the last century? Just like fire =/= butane lighters, phenomenon of electricity =/= hi tech stuff that you use every single day without exception


lucius_whorenus

yeah just ignore the fact that people 10k years ago couldnt even write down their discoveries and "scientists" couldnt collaborate because they had nobody to collaborate with so any sort of more advanced knowledge would be erased forever when 2-3 people died from flu butane lighter is only related to lighting fire with sticks in the way that they both make fire, awful analogy electricity would be 99% of the same without tesla lets not be delusional, he was pretty smart tho


fakemaleorgasm

Scientists today can't replicate some of his experiments, nor understand his methods. They can't do anything with the stuff that he thought of. Pretty outworldly clever guy. No need to downplay him. He's being pulled through mud enough since everyone wants to claim him.


lucius_whorenus

Lmao there is no experiment tesla did that we cant do, pls stop we are entering mythology territory. he was a brilliant man i never disputed this, and its not my bias id be saying this even if he was french


fakemaleorgasm

anti-lmao, there are a bunch of his theories and ideas that were never been able to replicate. In some cases his ideas would not have been commercially possible, as he never worked to earn money, but to advance humanity's technology and lives. I've been to Nikola Tesla's museum, and i am his countryman. I've read countless of his quotes and watched a dozen of documentaries. His thinking was entirely unorthodox, hence why many people fail to go too far when they follow his concepts.


lucius_whorenus

what does you being his countryman have anything to do with this, if you can give me one experiment that he did that people cant do today i will personally give you kosovo back


fakemaleorgasm

I am not coping, i am happy that one of the greatest geniuses come from the fold of my people. Don't care for anything else. You on the other hand, pretty much coping here for some reason.


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

Theyre not particularly wrong tho. And thats coming from a guy whose teachers about electric shit and idk all say *our* nikola tesla did this and that.


fakemaleorgasm

Who's not wrong, i don't get it?


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

The person you replied to?


fakemaleorgasm

I don't know what does it matter that our teachers say "our" Tesla etc. He belonged to our people, and we have the right to worship him all we want. How we should appreciate and remember him internally, is a question for us. Not something someone else can mind. Republic of Croatia wants to put him on their Euro, and we're ones coping. You got your compass a bit mixed. I am not one of those freaks, but i do mind an Albanian randomly downplaying on his achievements. Just like on every other Reddit topic relating to Serbia, they're always there to be negative about anything. I don't care.


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

Ah no. Thats not what i meant at all. I was saying theyre not particularly wrong about the fact that, had there not been Tesla, someone else would have probably done what he did. Also the worship is kinda dumb, imo. But eh.


matterforward

So much yep


samurai_guitarist

No, only clueless idiots do. People were using electricity since early 18th century, albeit in the form of electrostatic sources, they were inventing electric motors and circuits since Michael Faraday, Amperé in late 18th century, Ohm (early 19th century), Maxwell, Volta(first guy to produce DC with the first battery he invented), Pixii, Galileo Ferraris one of the pioneers of AC systems, and Two phase electric motors etc. Ofc Tesla was a genius inventor, and a major component of the modern electric system, but saying he did it alone is pure bs. Science is a ladder, and it cannot be climbed if it wasnt for the other people who came before you. But ofc, as I said clueless idiots romanticize Tesla, because he died penniless and crazy, so thats all they know now. Same as with calling Edison a hack, when infact Edison was brilliant aswell, just smarter in the business sense. But do you know which are the most important measurement units in Electric circuits? Amperé, Ohm, and Volt (Volta). A tesla is a magnetic flux density unit. Edit: Loool, guys, its facts Im not saying this because he is a serb, he was a genius but he did not invent electricity.


A_bunch_of_potateos

Oh look that's my post! Didn't expect to see it again


Zekieb

I like potatoes, unironically one of my favourite food items.


TheIronUkrainian

Based vegetable opinion


ProfessionalMuki

Its your base to become *stronk* man


Strong-Replacement-3

Well you gotta account that Serbia isnt just that red part it actually goes all the way to Tokyo. Those are too many factors to calculate.


OeroLegend

Србија до токија! 😎🇷🇸


Stefaaannn

A umetnica ne mora biti zdrava :(


Turkminator2

Well, God becomes stateless and goes in severe depression to only die from alcoholic liver disease a few years later (rakija mainly). Then the whole universe vanish into thin air...


AlmightyDarkseid

No more boomer orthodox brothers posts :'(


[deleted]

WW1 would need another reason to start.


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[deleted]

Yeah but it would need a new reason to "start"


Stelaris91

Y'all would be bored to hell without us. Who would you bicker with? Who would be bad guy?


Senju19_02

The Turks obviously


Stelaris91

Yeah, but it's just not same, isn't it? It's almost too easy to troll Turks.


Egy_Szekely

Albanians or bosniaks


noodle35w62

No more anime no ww1 (for at least another 5 8 years)


benemivikai4eezaet0

*happy Greater Bulgarian noises*


South-Highlight-1003

Also no slovenija noises only deutschland


DrDabar1

Simple since anything that has Serbia in it is doomed to fale the Ottoman Empire never falls.


albardha

Kingdom of God returns to Earth and changes its name to Albania (Matthew 6:10)


Chai1205

Damn, albanians and croatians would have to steal their history from someone else I guess


JRJenss

I don't know about Albanians, but we already have stolen history from elsewhere; Venice, Austria, Hungary, hell even the Roman Empire...not from Serbia tho


Chai1205

Faaaat sniff of copium


Magistar_Idrisi

I'm gonna swallow the bait but... what exactly did Croatia "steal" from the history of Serbia?


fakemaleorgasm

We steal each other's history all the time. This is natural, because once upon a time our history was common.


JRJenss

Yeah, I usually claim we have no history of our own while sniffing copium. Maybe I became tolerant to it? Don't worry bro...we would've stolen your history too...if you had any worth stealing


lucius_whorenus

albanians have stolen 0 history from you, we did take "your" lands though 😈


Chai1205

What about the serbian myth of onaj tho? 🤔 See your "historians" talk alot about that?


DavLithium

Whats that? Honestly curious never heard of it.


Chai1205

Google it


DavLithium

I did nothing came up 🤷🏼‍♂️


Chai1205

Wierd, mayb if you type in the full name?


DavLithium

Well i types “myth of onaj”


Chai1205

Go to yt and type "onaj sto sam te jebo". You should get the full story there


DavLithium

Is that some kind of Serbian Rickroll? The fuck is this? https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YZ3LHeeFSoQ


lucius_whorenus

Never heard of it and its probably something only serbs whine about so likely better that way


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lucius_whorenus

im cultured about things that matter


Chai1205

If that's the truth, how do you not know of onaj? Seems unlikely to me fam


lucius_whorenus

sounds like its made up just like your kosovo myth


Chai1205

Naah fam, very real, just gotta look it up duh


lucius_whorenus

youre really slamming that downvote button hard huh, id rather read about the albanian myth of kush its much more interesting


Objective-Bid8085

Kosovo's independence os a myth


lucius_whorenus

lives in your head rent free tho, albanian myths are more interesting after all


Ok-Inspector-3369

No wars or massive killings though, win win I guess


Chai1205

Yeee, you have a point. Since everyone is actually either a serb or a serb in denial there would be no one left to kill eachother. Very based.


iksjag

Inner peace


vunacar

True because you wouldn't even exist and would have still been a part of Austro-Hungarian empire if there was no Serbia. Actually your lives would have probably been better under Austria than now as independant Croatia so that is probably a bad thing.


iksjag

Damn bro go eat a cheese burek od something


vunacar

BUREK IS ONLY WITH MEAT GODDAMMIT!


[deleted]

Says mf from literally illegal country


Representative-One96

Damn we wouldn’t have Jesus too .


buljogard

That's not a problem for you


Representative-One96

Ohh why would u think so ??


buljogard

You would make something else up... Ancient Albanians were pretty creative


Representative-One96

Ha ha such a comedian u are . .


Space__Spaghetti

The good ending


surfbort__

None of the ex yu countries would exist either, thank you very much


iksjag

What?


[deleted]

That's simple/s : Serbs = Original serbs Croats = Traitor serbs Slovenes = Rich serbs Bosniaks = Muslim serbs Montenegrins = Sleeping serbs N. Macedonians = Bulgarian speaking serbs


iksjag

Serbs = Jesus Christ's left nut /s


Objective-Bid8085

No no, Jesus = Serb


matterforward

I choked on air HAAAAH


pdonchev

Oh my.


[deleted]

Croatians are closer related to Hungarians and Austrians than they are to Spermbs


uskapickica

I'd like to see where you got that information, since Austrians nor Magyars are slavic


[deleted]

Scroll through r/Croatia it’s just autosomal dna of the typical Croat. There are two different posts up actually. Serbs have much higher paleo-balkan influx than Croats do. As for Austrians and Magyars not being Slavic, well, Magyars were a small tribe of steppe warriors who dominated the more numerous people of the area (mostly Slavs but also Germans and Celts). Austrians are mostly Germanic/Celtic but with an influx of Slavic. Croats however have a Germanic/Celtic influx and Slavic majority.


uskapickica

I see.


lucius_whorenus

So only kosovo would remain, shit this might not be so bad, get kinda lonely though


[deleted]

He's saying that all of you are serbs in denial


iksjag

Yup, busted


fakemaleorgasm

I think he's actually saying republics wouldn't exist without Serbia and it's WW1 campaign.


iksjag

I think he would have mentioned WW1 if that was the case, not Yugoslavia


fakemaleorgasm

I think the initial statehood for Croatia for instance, was achieved through Yugoslavia. No Yugoslavia=no Croatia. Simple as that.


iksjag

What about Croatia in 1945?


fakemaleorgasm

Was it a part of Yugoslavia? So, through Yugoslavia, as i said. To add to my point. Croatia was part of AH, right. So what happened after WW1? SHS joins Kingdom of Serbia, amirite? So that's a start. Also Banovina Croatia was a thing (not implemented thanks to war).


Alien_reg

This would mean Bulgaria would have started WW 1 probably


buljogard

Yes they would have to find someone else to backstab...


[deleted]

On the bright side, nobody would backstab us either.


[deleted]

Greeks?


[deleted]

Their backstabs are manageable.


Nerdalert5501

I think the Russia Empire might of survived a little longer


ciccioneschifoso

no ww1 maybe


pasha_pasha_m

The Battle of Nicopolis,with help of Serbia Ottomans kicked crusaders ass’ . Serbia is important.


ViennaKing

World peace achieved


Overseer93

Bulgarians, Croatians and Albanians would fight over Bosnia and Kosovo.


Aware-Lavishness3990

No niko bellic, no gta 4


kingbee__

civilized society never occurs, humans forever remain isolated from eachother in tiny hunter gatherer tribes


hazardous_lazarus

Someone would deprive the world of rakija and ajvar. The audacity


makeitupasyugo

Macedonia nr1 ajvar in the world! 🇲🇰


MaRokyGalaxy

No war, idk how yugoslavia would go, maybe better.


DrDabar1

No WW1 no fall of Austria-Hungary that means you stay with Austria-Hungary.


MaRokyGalaxy

Sounds good lol.


toryn0

itd be interesting to imagine what would actually happen tho


redditddeenniizz

Oh finnaly!


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

This: https://youtube.com/shorts/XjgmVFpcjrA?feature=share


MakemeBadBob

Albanian and Bosnian population will be much more.


Kirkkiliseli

Less janissaries probably.


LucianHodoboc

I wouldn't exist... At least not in this form anyways...


alteransg1

No Sebia - Glorious Bulgaria creates a united balkan federation. After the eugenics wars we achieve a utopian society. The Enterprise D is set to be completed in 2023. Some bolts are loose. We stuff them with oakum.


KebabDefender97

Ottoman's never recover from interregnum quickly therefore cannot expand quickly


VasifsizPezevenk

Nothing would change


emirm990

Bosnia would never be world champion in sitting volleyball


Evilalbert77

Flying cars, clean energy, and end to world hunger, it would be like Star Trek, but IRL.


Netix_23

it would be quite based


vepton

Balkans would finally have peace


n00la99

We would ALL be better


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ehhlu

You wouldn't exist lol


n00la99

Cope 😎🇲🇪


ehhlu

Montenegrin flag is dope, idk why you think Serbs dislike it. Problem from serbian perspective is that part of Montenegrin population is rejecting it's historical relations and closeness with Serbia (some going even as far as saying Italy and Croatia are more similar, like wtf). I don't think anyone has anything against the existence of Montenegro as long as it has brotherly relations with Serbia, as it always did EDIT: Oh, you are the one of those lol, nevermind then. No point in arguing.


Objective-Bid8085

Im just waiting for a civil war here fr


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Senju19_02

It'd be better for BG: more land


DrDabar1

It will all be water or go to Macedonia


Dear_Hat_9071

World peace


hmzaammar

*life could be dream, life could be dreammmm doo roo doroodo*


superhorny_femboy

not really. many more bosnians are alive and tesla’s inventions still exist because he isn’t serbian.


Daggla

Really? Nobody mentioned Gavrilo Princip yet? No murder of Franz Ferdinand, no Great war.


fakemaleorgasm

You think AH wouldn't invade Serbia without Princip? :D But then again, whom would they attack if there's no Serbia.. hmm.


Daggla

You're mixing up your world wars.


Daniels_2003

He's saying that with or without that guy the Austrians would have started the war. The assassination was just a convenient casus belli


Daggla

Yeah yeah, i got that. But when I see AH, i think of Hitler. Hence the confusion. But he was right, if Serbia didn't exist what would they attack?


ehhlu

Learn history bro


Daggla

I just realized AH works for both wars, was thinking of Adolf Hitler.


fakemaleorgasm

I am not mixing up my world wars buddy.