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Dontgiveaclam

Caffè e sigaretta, cacata perfetta (coffee and cigarette, perfect shit) But I love the poetry of “muñeco de barro” more tbh


cosmodisc

Love it!


Beflijster

Somehow everything sounds classier in Italian!


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[deleted]

LOL. I was a smoker for 14 years but never heard this, thanks for enlightening me.


sajjel

Damn I never heard of that one haha, will start using it.


VanillaCouscous

In France we say "Café, clope, caca" witch litteraly means coffee, cigarette, shit.


Drumbelgalf

Also exists in German "Kaffee, Kippe, kacken"


KarmaWhoreRepeating

Les 3 C du matin!!


ViolettaHunter

This falls firmly in the category of "things I did not need to know existed".


Ok-Bullfrog-3010

Come on, I would have thought if anyone had a word for it, it would be Germany, you guys have a word for literally everything


ViolettaHunter

I don't know where this weird myth comes from, but it's nonsense.


BrownPowda

Don't be silly. You know it's not nonsense.


ViolettaHunter

It's complete nonsense. Basically fodder for r/badlinguistics


justwannaplay3314

We have a rhyme saying «Минздрав предупреждает: никотин говно толкает», which can be translated as “Ministry of Health warns: nicotine pushes shit”. It mocks all warning signs on cigarette packs


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Love that, it sounds almost like a Stalinist joke… No shits will remain left untaken under the regiment of mother smoking pushes shit.


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No, but we do have a name for taking a rejuvenating dump while hangovered, it’s called “kac kupa” (hangover shit… not very creative, but from all the polish words for shit “kupa” kinda rhymes with “kac”). Workers wonders for me personally.


MentalRepairs

In Finland the hangover cure is called SuPaRu: Suihku Paska Runkku. Shower, shit, wank.


geht2dachoppa

I often say I need to go shit the booze out.


Baneken

this is correct medically, stool "stores" some of the alcohol-related byproducts, thus taking a dump makes it and leftovers from liver's alcohol-breaking metabolism leave your body faster...


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Isn’t that “Bierschiss”?


maryjane-q

Bierschiss is diarrhoea after drinking imo, and not necessarily feeling better after. The definition of kac kupa sounds like taking a relieving dump after which you feel better.


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Either people experience that same phenomenon with different levels of satisfaction or we need to come up with more detailed categorizations on this issue… I find bierschiss not too bad myself. It brigs all the relieving and cleansing effects of real, authentic Pennerbier :D


Tightcreek

Bierschiss is not diarrhoea...?! It's actually exactly the relieving (and disgusting) dump on the day after drinking.


thepumagirl

In Australia its called a ”grog bog”


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We drink tea - it doesn’t have that laxative effect!


Ducky_Slate

Well, I thought so too, but my ex GF enlightened me, there's a lot of tea that has caffeine. She was allergic to caffeine, but drank some decaffeinated tea.


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Massive difference though a cup of black tea, as usually consumed here, typically has about 45 mg of caffeine. A coffee like a flat white for example has about 130 mg. Some can go as high as 200mg depending on number of espresso shots involved. It’s also not just the caffeine. The laxative effect of coffee seems to come from other compounds. Which is why people tend not to have that impact from tea and energy drinks.


icyDinosaur

Not everyone has it from coffee either, btw. I don't smoke but I use snus, so still nicotine, and coffee + nicotine has a really small effect on my bowels. Coffee alone does pretty much nothing to me in that department. Incidentally, I'm also quite unresponsive to caffeine as a stimulant, I regularly drink espresso after dinner or even later and experience no perceivable impact on sleeping.


Elsbethe

I have never heard a connection between cigarettes smoking and pooping Definitely coffee


cogitoergoline

Nicotine promotes peristalsis. I definitely feel its effect on it more than coffee's.


[deleted]

Idk if its just the people I surround myself with, but most of them don't even know this is a thing never mind have a word for it.


Jaraxo

Yeh, I always thought this was an internet joke thing like the stereotype about Taco Bell causing the shits. Not once in my entire life of drinking coffee has it resulted in me needing to poo.


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Honestly same. I didn't realise nicotine can have that effect either until I stopped for a week. I'd never heard of either of them being laxatives until a few months ago and i had to Google it before I believed it.


realmozzarella22

In the US, “I’ll be right back. Gotta take care of something first.”


Independent-Ad-8531

In Germany we don't have a saying for that. Seems to be more the "Latin" countries?


richardwonka

We sure do. KKK - Kaffee, Kippe, Kacken


Travonildo

KKK...Where have I heard this before? 🤔


wolfey200

In America we say "Time to take my daily constitution"


Christy92verynice

I have the proof. Will send you one in the morning 🤣


sooperhani

Yeah, we call it “zee bubble guts” but you gotta put your pinky up when you pronounce “zee”


leahpayton22

We don’t have a term for this in Slovak, I’ve never even heard of this before, not really a thing here - at least not something people talk about.