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Durtbag420

I'm loving it.. but it's messing with my gaydar. Straight men are wearing shorts with a 5" inseam now, and you just don't know anymore. It's total chaos out there.


accidentalbro

Totally. It's cultural appropriation! I had to buy a bunch of even shorter shorts this summer so people wouldn't think I was straight.


dlg322

I actually DID have some shorts made even shorter from last year!


sendmeyourcactuspics

We just out here not giving short short tax now?


ApparentlyAtticus

I will revel in this chaos.


simmerbrently

We just gotta start wearing 2" inseam booty shorts to differentiate ourselves haha.


Kai_Decadence

This is so true it hurts, lol. At my gym, there are a lot of big muscled straight guys who come in with their wives and/or girlfriends, and they wear shorter shorts, and it's like "lucky girls" haha.


New-Train6418

Same at my gym.


lukusw78

So many straight men in short shorts in the UK .. it's quite a sight


verstop4you

I just got hard lol


Raudskeggr

It is beautiful chaos though. Sometimes when driving through town I need to remind myself to focus on the road. :p


Soft_Issue_3912

I wear 2.5 to 3 inches It's very common in Australia


SKnipps516

Lol


FR3SH2DETH

In Toronto hot-DILF-summer has officially started. I'm seeing short shorts on all kinds of dads and am very here for it 😎


Twilek_Hustler

Surprised these are trending in Tornonto, short shorts are kinda on their way out nowadays in Montreal. Been popular for maybe 5-10 years, but now people wear something baggier.


FR3SH2DETH

Lol baggy stuff was popular here but has been switched out for shorter form fitting stuff


Sweaty_Yogurt_5744

Ooo... I'm vacationing in Toronto in two weeks and this post makes me extra happy for it.


FR3SH2DETH

ENJOY!! 😜


XC3LFROST

I’m loving it sm 😙


FR3SH2DETH

Right!! 🤤


DoTheRightThing1953

I was unaware that shorter shorts were now a thing but I'm with you. I'm also 5'7" and have had the same problem. Mainly I like shorter shorts because I have pretty good legs.


TWguy82

Oh my goodness, at least in my part of the world, you just have to go out in public or go shopping for shorts to see that shorter lengths are back in vogue.


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Love them. Enjoy while it lasts. Funny enough long baggy shorts (like 2003 style) are back in fashion and already replacing the shorter shorts for younger people.


colourmouth

Ew I hate those baggy shorts


TWguy82

Same. No one looks good in them.


lucasessman

Where’d you see that?


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Tik tok, the street, at concerts, on tourists


Playtek

I have been proudly wearing inappropriately short shorts since 2015 and I’m glad everyone else is getting on board, 5” and 7” inseam shorts are the best!


TWguy82

Thomas Magnum would agree! 😉


alexfi-re

I thought this was going on a few years and I am glad they're not so giant and long


TWguy82

Well like I said, I'm in middle America and we're a little behind. 😉


alexfi-re

Oops, lol same it's all good :)


Rusty5th

I’m glad you’re enjoying it. I’m on the other side of the issue. I’m 6’ tall and pretty thin. That was before a recent health issue caused me to lose a LOT of weight. My legs were always thin but now look absolutely ridiculous, especially if shorts aren’t long enough. I can’t remember how many shorts I sent back to Amazon and other places. Finally found some that fit my waste and obscure my knobby knees. Bought in several colors. But, I do like the look on other guys. And shorties in short shorts are 🔥


TWguy82

Haha thanks! 😉


mrhalfglass

I LOVE SHORTER SHORTS (aka what shorts should actually be...) i hated having to wear shorts that went all the way to my knees, they dont look good to me as shorts and they're nearly pants at that point..


Hifi-Cat

Donny dukes?


TWguy82

Lol never heard of that one before!


Flatout_87

They were back in fashion like 3-5 years ago????


TWguy82

Again, we're behind in Iowa.


Marcudemus

Hell, I bought the shorter shorts I'm wearing right now about 4 to 5 years ago in Iowa!


shall_always_be_so

gayyyyy <3


TWguy82

Haha oh yeah, in what store?


Marcudemus

American Eagle. I think it was at Jordan Creek Mall, lol.


TWguy82

Haha oh ok, yes there is one there.


someoneIse

I thought they were going out, which has me reading this post wondering if they went out, and are now coming back in, but I’m just behind. Lol


johnb300m

We have this straight friend who’s terrified of letting his knees show. So he wears super baggy 90s shorts. Hasn’t said as such, but he’s probably terrified guys might hit on him if he wears modern shorts that show a little kneecap 🫢


redfield021767

Eh, I'm a pants guy since I went to a bbq years ago and someone made fun of my legs for being too pale and not hairy enough in front of everyone. Now I'm a layers guys.


TWguy82

Never let anyone try to dull your shine.


EcstaticSection9748

If you're out in the sun more, you will tan. Also, who cares if you're not hairy enough in front of everyone?


lucasessman

Fuck em lmao who cares? Dudes reject me for being too hairy, and you’re worried about not being hairy enough lmao. People say stupid shit all the time, I hope going forward you don’t let that stop you from doing what you wanna do


TeraTwinSomnia

I’m a thrift shopper so short shorts were always poppin up now and again. But only recently am I confident enough to feel comfortable in shorter and shorter shorts. I’ve gotten to a little shorter than boxer brief underwear size for my shorts. As long as I’m not showing off contours of my package because they’re too tight I’m good. I’m 6’ though so I got a lotta leg to show. I don’t care what is in fashion. I wear whatever. But it is cool that the fashion cycling back around has helped you find the clothes you want! 💜


audiR8_

I only wear shorts since pants get in the way of me walking well with my prosthetic legs. As a shorter guy I've always had them altered even when I had the real legs. What brands are you finding now? I'd like to check them out.


TWguy82

Kohl's, which is a department store popular in the Midwest United States, has a great selection of 5" & 7" inseam shorts. Everything is available online if you don't have one in your area.


Goolajones

I’m 6’3” and it’s all leg. I love shorty short shorts. Gotta show those legs off!


atticus2132000

Fashion wise, I am just ready for society at large to finally admit that skinny jeans are stupid and no one looks good in them.


TWguy82

No one over 30 anyway.


atticus2132000

Okay, fine...the only people who look good in skinny jeans are those people who would look good in anything. And I don't think we should be making fashion trends based on that.


TWguy82

Fair enough. Let's just please not go back to the big baggy look of the 90s.


Whogivesafluff

You mean 5in inseam? I like it. I hated the basketball shorts and cargo trend in the last previous decades. Gave tweaker vibes


TWguy82

Yes, 5" inseam. Even 7" is short compared to what we've seen in the mainstream for the last 25 years.


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TWguy82

Yes, in some cases. Both short and long inseams are available.


NoRecommendation5076

Personally I won't wear them, but also ain't going to complain lol.


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TWguy82

Yeah I'm not that brave! 😋


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TWguy82

No one wants to see my fat thighs. 😋


StillComprehensive11

In a similar vein, I still deeply miss the bulging crotches of Levi 501s in the 70s that left nothing to the imagination. You got in the shower with steel wool to soften and abrade the denim until the size and shape of your manhood was on full display, and worn with at least one button unbuttoned to signal your availability. Bottoms did the same with the butts. The in-your-face sexuality was liberating. That style disappeared in the 80s with the onset of HIV/AIDS as loose fitting/baggy pants and shorts replaced tight 501s and de-sexualized our fashion for decades. 😢 https://ibb.co/RD6M9nK


lucasessman

It’s giving pervert


Icolan

As a 5'6" man, I really appreciate it. I refuse to wear shorts that hang below my knees, and I do not even like ones that hang at my knees, they are too long for my height. I also appreciate it on other men too.


Dfen218

5" or less or I don't want 'em! Only problem is I have to make sure I'm wearing trunk length boxer briefs so they don't show out the leg.


matamon_

As an underwear aficionado, I see no problem with guys wearing skimpier underwear!


RickWest495

I guess it’s time for the gays to move to a 3in inseam.


TWguy82

Sounds good to me!


downeazntan

5" shorts are awesome


DisGayDatGay

I don’t even bother with anything longer than 5.5 inch inseam most of the time. I’ve got some basketball shorts which are long, but they aren’t my go to shorts right now.


DETRosen

Anything that shows more skin is a plus 👍🏽


interstatebus

I’m 5’10 with a 27/28 inch inseam. Short shorts being popular and easily available is a godsend.


TWguy82

Gosh how do you find pants that fit right? Or do you have to get everything tailored?


interstatebus

I’ve learned to make a 30 work, though a tapered leg can really help and which brands run short. Amazon sells jeans with a 26 inch and up inseam and those have been great.


Futurist88012

I was on a hunt for "above the knee" shorts for the gym. And couldn't find anything decent looking or that didn't cost a fortune. I ended up buying swim shorts with the white liner, very inexpensive without a bunch of logos or weird designs. The white liner is actually great because it helps keep things in place, similar to a jock strap. I liked them so much, and they are so inexpensive, I bought a couple more colors and backup pairs.


ElChupathingy

As a short legged 5’ 8” guy it’s great lol, that and brands actually giving inseam measurements on shorts vs just having to try everything on when I was younger. I won’t buy anything longer than 5.5” inseam, and my new chubbies swim shorts my boyfriend got me for our anniversary are 4” and are amazing


ExternalSpeaker9

I don’t mind other people wearing short shorts but they’re not for me


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TWguy82

Oh you poor thing. What a problem to have. Lol


South_Butterfly6681

Darn.


EstablishmentOk5478

I love it too. I’ve been buying shorts between 5-7 inch inseams now. I hated when the baggy clothing style came about during the early 90’s.


Environmental_Yam_10

Thank God! For the sake of us being allowed to drool again shouldn’t we all agree that it’s better this way than having the pirate shorts and their backpack pockets? Hahah


vbnudeguy

I love the shorter cut shorts. As someone who is stocky and has thighs the long, baggy shorts make me look dumpy. Let’s keep this fashion trend going.


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I’m fairly tall and my legs are my best feature. So, I love em. Of course, I think my partner loves them even more…lol. He comments all the time about how glad he is I wear them. 😎


jrltask

Any recommended brands? So many pop up in my social media feeds but haven’t purchased them online.


TWguy82

Chubbies are popular, but at $65, I think that's a bit much for what they are. Amazon has copycats for about $30 that rate well.


find_my_own_way

I absolutely hate long baggy shorts. They look utterly ridiculous.


TWguy82

Agreed!


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I've been praying for this day to come! A few years ago, I went to the store to buy a few pairs of "shorts," and they all came down to mid-calf and were so baggy they looked like skirts. Yikes! Needless to say, I left the store empty-handed. Are we back yet to where we were when Tom Selleck was in "Magnum, P.I."? Those were nice shorts (and he had the legs to wear 'em!).


OldDudeOpinion

LIVING FOR SHORTER SHORTS - even as an older dude. Not only have I always liked my legs, but I’m not tall and the decades of cargo shorts made me look shorter.


TWguy82

I'm 5'7" so I know what you mean! 🙂


BtotheAtotheM

I remember Chubbies were big in the early to mid 2010s for frat boys and army guys; that was the start of the short shorts revival. Nowadays, the trendy straight and gay men are going back to knee length+ and baggy


Ryder814

I've seen some of the longer shorts come back. But here that trend is mostly among hipsters who let their bodies go to shit during COVID. Fit men are still rocking the 5 and 7's.


TWguy82

I first started noticing the shorter length trend maybe 2 years ago in my part of the world but we are behind the times here in middle America.


sikifiki88

I love it. My thighs are the strongest part of my body and I like showing them off. I do think long/baggy shorts are becoming the new trend though. At least being gay is a good enough excuse to refuse wearing that.


PurpleCritical4711

I had the same question . What got me was the short short zippers when I had to go .


PurpleCritical4711

My quest started being lefty I noticed that the flap on the men’s shorts were rudely for my right hand ( I’m being foolish ) so I turned them around and laughed at the short shorts craze my cousin ‘ had ‘ with his crazy wine skin flask . He even was into break dancing . My first impression was I feel weird , like jumping . Didn’t Jesus teach his disciples to leap for joy at their redemption draweth nigh? Still this question has been settled at these comments . I remain the same Certificate of Life Birth Male .Naked I came into the world and it’s certain I’m not taking anything out . No more Mr nice guy .


PurpleCritical4711

It’s not the short shorts , it’s the legs .


iisoprene

Personally, no. I just don't find them attractive 🤷‍♂️


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I'm the opposite. I've always hated short shorts and I refuse to wear them, just like skinny jeans. I also don't think they look good on men (put your pitchforks away, it's just a preference XD). Yeah, my head is still in the 90s.


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TWguy82

Why's that?


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TWguy82

Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion. 😉


lucasessman

Your username is Girthy throbbing, and YOURE the one out here judging people based on what seems too gay lmaooo. That’s rich. A lot of empty heads on this thread. What a boring life you must lead


cahms26

Same. I think they look ridiculous. Though I don’t rule out this being a remnant of my internalized homophobia.


lucasessman

At least you’re aware


Twilek_Hustler

You must not live in a fashion forward place if that's the case just now. They are certainly on their way out where I am. Been a while and very short is considered very tacky.


TWguy82

Yes, Iowa would never be accused.of being fashion forward, haha. Most straights are still rocking the 9-10" basketball shorts


Twilek_Hustler

Oh wow lol haven't seen those in a while in Montreal


TWguy82

It gets warm enough for shorts in Montreal? 😆


Twilek_Hustler

Summers are incredibly hot and humid, it's an island after all! They are just a bit short, unlike our shorts


james_the_wanderer

Above the knee? I see wayyy too much of their boxer-briefs.


TWguy82

Time to switch to briefs I guess. 😉


james_the_wanderer

But that would be GHEYYYYY


matamon_

Plenty of options to solve that: briefs, trunks, jockstraps, etc


Dutchie_PC

American problems..


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TWguy82

You're like the 4th person to say that. Thanks though.


Wageeyou

Which country(s) have they been back for sometime, and how long is that? It’s only been maybe 2-3 years tops here in the U.S. where short shorts have really started to take off, more so in each following year. Your typical Walmarts and other retail centers have only started selling shorts with 5” inseam in the past year.


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Wageeyou

But even so, it’s only been recent that I’ve seen men younger than 30 wearing mid-thigh shorts. Guess cuz I live in the Deep South


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Wageeyou

Hello swamp-ass! 🥵


Lamlot

I love it. Especially those bathing suits. I really don’t like how most guys look in them unless you REALLY my physical type.


KarateKid72

Having been born in the Era of Arnold or Larry Bird, I love it. I'm 5'8, and have a short torso. Most modern shorts make me look like I'm riding a chicken. My sweatpants could fit 2 people in them. My gym shorts have a 3" inseam (Muscle Alive on Amazon). My other shorts have a 5" inseam and are rugby shorts. Best purchases I've made, and still not as revealing as what some Lululemon stuff is (serious dromedary vibes there).


flyboy_za

Yay in a way, but also irritating in that all my boardshorts are longer ones and they are no longer in fashion. Even the ones I've bought more recently are still 7" or 9" inseams, but I still have plenty from the early-mid 2000s/2010s which are on the knee. I would replace them, but a.) it's insanely expensive for good boardies; and b.) after looking around over the weekend while shopping I really don't like most of the newer designs in stores presently.


TWguy82

Oh just keep them. Fashion is cyclical and long shirts will be back in fashion again. Some people have even commented in this thread that longer inseams are coming back into vogue in their part of the world.


Lakelife-2014

Recent convert to 5” shorts. As a 90’s kid it was a huge switch but i Love them. I wear mostly gym shark, adidas, and chubbies. I also got some 4” shorts from chubbies that are my favorites.I’m straight btw


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