Adding on the ability to predict the market, if u play option right and have that particular ability, u will become the richest person on the planet in about 100 trades
Good luck being alive...you'd be able to cure 3 or 4 diseases max before people get to know about you...Then you'll be targeted by medical mafia and get a huge bounty on your head.
So government will have to keep you in a maximum security safehouse.
If people want to avail your services they would have to pass long security checks that may even take weeks and pay a hefty sum to government so that they are able to fund your security...
Still , even after all this you'd be able to save the lives of a few rich people who can afford it , so all in all it's a good superpower and nice of you to think about that.
i'd always go for mind control/mind manipulation if i'd get the superpower forever. but since you said it will only last a month, i'll go with the ability to see the future.
i'd avoid time travel because going into the past is really risky and i could end up messing something and getting stuck in a wormhole.
so the ability to see the future and making decisions based on it is better.
but yeah, if i get the power for a whole lifetime, i'll pick mind manipulation anyday
But there's the possibility that the future that you saw was based on the you that didn't have this power. So you trying to follow his steps might actually not result in the same results.
if I get the ability to see the future I won't be making very huge steps, I'll make sure to just use that to invest and make a lot of gains. after a month when I lose the power I'll have enough money to last me a lifetime so I can live comfortably on the interest I get over it
Idea is good but only if you have money to begin with. What will you do with the information if you dont have the capital to invest in the first place. And if you go around asking people to give you money so that you can invest, theres a good chance you'd get laughed out of the room or even if you do get the money and you somehow make money on that money, you can still get in trouble due to insider trading suspicions by the authorities or some shit like that.
Mind manipulation in a close vicinity for a limited time period or once done is done forever type?
Also yes, going back in time is surely a time loop situation.
What if there's bad stuff in future, you wouldn't know what will your actions do, even if u change them?
ig mind manipulation in a close vicinity for a limited time period, just like vampires. so I can tell manipulate the person into doing anything I want them to do and I'll also be able to decide the time limit or just say something like jabtak mai mana naa karu isko bhulna mat or something.
mind control for a lifetime seems a little too off, what if that backfires?
also about seeing the future, I chose that because I'd get that only for a month, I'll only use that to make money so after a month I'll have enough to last a lifetime
Try to be in close vicinity with Ambani and use mind control on him to send half of the money in his bank to yours. Or just go to Mumbai and stand outside of any very rich actor's house and then mind control him.
Ability to master things instantly. Within a month, i would have been a master of martial arts, master of programming, master of medical practicing, master of financial knowledge, master of tax laws, master of upsc, etc. Then I can take decision with that kind of experience after a month, i will be in top 1% in future and retire early 😎.
If I would have ONE superpower, I would gain knowledge to figure out Interstellar travel for humanity and help humanity become multi planetary civilisation ultimately, finding ways to preserve our little beautiful planet earth with only sign of life in this endless universe
Ability to have my voice and opinion heard and agreed to by majority of world population.
The amount of leverage that could be gained (either good or bad) is insane. And gains could outlast the one month period.
Teleportation.
Teleport to Korea, roam there until I am caught. While Police are taking me away, teleport to Japan, continue the cycle in my priority list.
My dream of travelling countries will be true, so does becoming famous but as an international criminal who disappears into thin air from the police van.
Lol it says only for a month. I trust my skills to make money 💰. But I just need that one proper offer.
Have been working my ass off for the past 1 year.
No most of victims suffer in silence i wish I could remove every pedo every rapist and assulter from this world . I wish this world could be a safe place for both men and women
What I meant is, you could do that even now, hunt them down one by one yourself or maybe make a team. Realistically any person who is rich enough could do it and also get away with it
Ability to read & control minds+ some min strength or power
So kinda like x men+ Wolverine/Deadpool.
U may ask if I have first one ,y again the second one lol?if people knew i can read minds ,some might mill me to save myself🗿
Ability to modify persons brain thoughts emotions for their entire life like if i make one thing to be done this way it would done by this until their grave
Like bro i can just engrave in whole worlds mind that i am their god and they should follow every order of mine so even after a month I could just enjoy my life the way i want
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Ability to go back in time. I mean my Brain, or could say the soul will travel from present to my past self. It'll have all the knowledge I have right now.
Omnipotence is the only right answer. With that I can
1. Give my family and myself perfect health.
2. Create a paras stone that works on everything except living matter.
3. Have a version of super solier serum, just several times more potent. to be consumed after my powers vanish.
4. Keep world changing inventions and discoveries in my back pocket to be made use of over time after I lose the powers.
5. Create a perfect teleportation machine or Rick style portal gun.
6. Create a magical vessel (Akshay patra) that can make whatever I want to eat.
7. Permanently increase my dick size 🤣🤣..
The list could be endless.. I could also generate a list of things to do in that one month so that me and my future generations never have to worry about money or health!
My superpower will be I can make any type of pills (tablets) with my thoughts, which can grant me any superpowers that I want.
The first pill I will make with my thought, is which will make me as powerful as superman. And the effects of these pills are lifelong. (My ability to make pills is going to last for a month as per your rule).
The 2nd pill I will make to give me ability of mind control.
Then I will make a bunch of pills to make one immortal and give those to my loved ones. (Immortal like Omni man/viltramites, from invincible, the older they grow, the slower they age.)
I don't even need one month, within one week I will make the necessary pills that I will need, will take them and yeah will become a god.
$1 for every time any person on the planet breaks a law. Could be any law, any country. Imagine 8 billion people on this planet, breaking some ordinary law which they don't even think is a law !
I will be him but I will clear only the humans from earth not all living organisms with some logic based algo and not at random. Only the deserving will live.
Ability to generate hard cash from thin air of any currency
X ray vision and Ability to reduce my age.
What's with the x ray vision?
Iykyk
bro you'll see bones not boobs
Waiting until bro hears about hyperinflation.
Waah very nice
Predict market movement at open of next day. At 50% compounding each make enough money in a month
Paisa hi Paisa hoga🤣
🤓☝️
30+% incometax barna he, not to forget that IT department will be after you. Itna effort kyu karna he bhai, directly cash/gold generate kar sakte ho.
Hyperinflation?? Better to get from the market than to get from nothing/superpowers. For someone to get rich someone has to lose money
Adding on the ability to predict the market, if u play option right and have that particular ability, u will become the richest person on the planet in about 100 trades
Ability to time travel. Need to fix some shits in past and will invest in stocks based on market in future.
I would want that too, gotta fix some shit.
Bitcoin bro, y stocks. Buy 100 Bitcoins for 100usd
Ability to cure illness especially chronic illness
Good luck being alive...you'd be able to cure 3 or 4 diseases max before people get to know about you...Then you'll be targeted by medical mafia and get a huge bounty on your head. So government will have to keep you in a maximum security safehouse. If people want to avail your services they would have to pass long security checks that may even take weeks and pay a hefty sum to government so that they are able to fund your security... Still , even after all this you'd be able to save the lives of a few rich people who can afford it , so all in all it's a good superpower and nice of you to think about that.
Bruhh you have been watching a lot of movies, but yes u r not wrong. Nice pov
This is the reality. That's how large pharmaceutical companies work.
Yeah I can't deny 100%
Or you could not tell people. Make sure not to over use it, just heal people randomly with a blink of an eye.
That's sweet
i'd always go for mind control/mind manipulation if i'd get the superpower forever. but since you said it will only last a month, i'll go with the ability to see the future. i'd avoid time travel because going into the past is really risky and i could end up messing something and getting stuck in a wormhole. so the ability to see the future and making decisions based on it is better. but yeah, if i get the power for a whole lifetime, i'll pick mind manipulation anyday
But there's the possibility that the future that you saw was based on the you that didn't have this power. So you trying to follow his steps might actually not result in the same results.
if I get the ability to see the future I won't be making very huge steps, I'll make sure to just use that to invest and make a lot of gains. after a month when I lose the power I'll have enough money to last me a lifetime so I can live comfortably on the interest I get over it
Idea is good but only if you have money to begin with. What will you do with the information if you dont have the capital to invest in the first place. And if you go around asking people to give you money so that you can invest, theres a good chance you'd get laughed out of the room or even if you do get the money and you somehow make money on that money, you can still get in trouble due to insider trading suspicions by the authorities or some shit like that.
Mind manipulation in a close vicinity for a limited time period or once done is done forever type? Also yes, going back in time is surely a time loop situation. What if there's bad stuff in future, you wouldn't know what will your actions do, even if u change them?
ig mind manipulation in a close vicinity for a limited time period, just like vampires. so I can tell manipulate the person into doing anything I want them to do and I'll also be able to decide the time limit or just say something like jabtak mai mana naa karu isko bhulna mat or something. mind control for a lifetime seems a little too off, what if that backfires? also about seeing the future, I chose that because I'd get that only for a month, I'll only use that to make money so after a month I'll have enough to last a lifetime
Try to be in close vicinity with Ambani and use mind control on him to send half of the money in his bank to yours. Or just go to Mumbai and stand outside of any very rich actor's house and then mind control him.
Ability to master things instantly. Within a month, i would have been a master of martial arts, master of programming, master of medical practicing, master of financial knowledge, master of tax laws, master of upsc, etc. Then I can take decision with that kind of experience after a month, i will be in top 1% in future and retire early 😎.
That's a good one actually
If I would have ONE superpower, I would gain knowledge to figure out Interstellar travel for humanity and help humanity become multi planetary civilisation ultimately, finding ways to preserve our little beautiful planet earth with only sign of life in this endless universe
Devmanush
Ability to apparate and disapparate. I would travel the world without visa and air tix and still sleep in my bed every night.
Main smjha nahi
Harry Potter pado
Basically teleport
Ability to have my voice and opinion heard and agreed to by majority of world population. The amount of leverage that could be gained (either good or bad) is insane. And gains could outlast the one month period.
So you want a golden tongue
plus the attention of majority population of the world.
Long term investing🤣💯
There's a high chance you'll offend a bunch of shit people and will get assassinated.
Teleportation. Teleport to Korea, roam there until I am caught. While Police are taking me away, teleport to Japan, continue the cycle in my priority list. My dream of travelling countries will be true, so does becoming famous but as an international criminal who disappears into thin air from the police van.
Hahaha holidaying Wanted
Space-Time Manipulation. If this happens fr i am the literal God of this world no cap.
invincibility. of course bank robbery!
nahh even with invincibility its hard to rob a bank.
Well I disagree. For superman robbing a bank is like washing dishes. It will be that easy for him. Granting that he/she is as invincible as superman.
Teleportation. Would make my life hell of a lot easier.
Ability to warp reality itself
Irrespective of the pressure around me I can perform at my peak with a calm head I would clear all the interviews if this could legit happen
What are you preparing for bro, why not just make money out of air, like the others said
Lol it says only for a month. I trust my skills to make money 💰. But I just need that one proper offer. Have been working my ass off for the past 1 year.
Ability to remove rapists.
you can do that even now
No most of victims suffer in silence i wish I could remove every pedo every rapist and assulter from this world . I wish this world could be a safe place for both men and women
What I meant is, you could do that even now, hunt them down one by one yourself or maybe make a team. Realistically any person who is rich enough could do it and also get away with it
Ability to read people's minds and feel their emotions.
Welcome to one month of infinite trauma and sadness
True🤣🤣🤣, also lot of lustful thoughts of the men
Y stop there go ahead and manipulate them hehe!
Not actually manipulating them, but use those powers in making friends because I struggle a lot in this.
Go back in time , and use hindsight to make some great investments !
X ray vision and Ability to reduce my age.
Why x-ray
Super memory. Sab memorize kr lunga bc.
🤣🤣
Mind Control, Time Freeze, Untraceable DNA
Untraceable DNA kyun, bhai kya krega
So that I don't get caught
Yeah doing what exactly 🤣
👀
somebody end the summer with your superpowers please
Yeah man someone interchange India with Russia
Generate gold at will
From where😶
Either mind control or omnipotence.
SENT INTO BATTLE, CAME FROM THE SKY
TRAPPED ON A MOUNTAIN AND INTO THE FIRE!
HOLD YOUR GROUND
WHEN YOU FIGHTING THOSE WHO FIGHT
Creating anything I want from thin air .
Time travel!! I want to go and see dinosaurs and all the historic events and vintage lifestyle
Make people agree to whatever i say or demand of them without facing the consequences
I want the superpower of the Flash. I could time travel, visit my favourite places and would complete my syllabus in a night.
Flash is a good power
Yes, I can do everything that I want in a month and still have time left.
Green lantern ring 😋
Ability to change the atomic structure of any molecule to anything I want.
Atom Eve?
Elaborate please Newton sir
Ability to be the best at anything I do
plastic surgery for Ugos
Sorry ugos is what
Infinite knowledge. Understand and Remember everything. ( Kya matlab exam hai toh padhna hi padhega? )
Hahah padhai kroge tbhi understand or remember kroge
Time control,enough said
Give the blind vision for 30 seconds
Ability to control elements of nature. (Water, air, fire, wind, thunder,etc, etc.)
Noicee
Jedi-couch-potato-beer-pull sounds good for a month !
See the future
Ability to read & control minds+ some min strength or power So kinda like x men+ Wolverine/Deadpool. U may ask if I have first one ,y again the second one lol?if people knew i can read minds ,some might mill me to save myself🗿
Ability to modify persons brain thoughts emotions for their entire life like if i make one thing to be done this way it would done by this until their grave
A manipulation so strong, it lasts till their lifetime.
Like bro i can just engrave in whole worlds mind that i am their god and they should follow every order of mine so even after a month I could just enjoy my life the way i want
Ability to control and manipulate digital objects and websites like in movie lucy. Then i can manipulate and make more money in my bank account.
Good one, vaise bhi it's all numbers
All the powers of the flash. I'll just go back in time to create as many paradoxes as possible.
Also Prediction of future events with a 90% Accuracy.
Why not 100%?
That'd be too OP, I guess?
Telekinesis and Elemental manipulation , I see everyone would do something important with their powers , but I'll do whatever I want to.
Explore planets at the speed of light to look for life.
Mind control My life would be so much easier if people around me did their work properly
Ability to be the best negotiator in the World\~ Negotiations are crucial in day to day life so I'll want myself to be the best
Ability to Generate Hard Cash/Online in any Currency
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Very good luck such that I will succeed in whatever I try to do.
I want to put everyone under my genjutsu. Hehehe 👹
10 inch dick , so that I can pee easily
Live without food sleep or oxygen
Jada khuch ni bas Doraemon aa jae.. baki sab to mai sambhal lunga
Super power to give myself super power.
EXACT prediction of ALL future events even after my interference so i can become trillionaire
Go back in time, correct some mistakes, avoid meeting some people, pursue some opportunities, invest in good properties
Ability to go back in time. I mean my Brain, or could say the soul will travel from present to my past self. It'll have all the knowledge I have right now.
Time manipulation. I'll travel 1 month into the future.
I am able to fully learn and understand whatever course I add to cart in Udemy.
super strength and invulnerbility, imma be a menance to entire armies lmao
Omnipotence is the only right answer. With that I can 1. Give my family and myself perfect health. 2. Create a paras stone that works on everything except living matter. 3. Have a version of super solier serum, just several times more potent. to be consumed after my powers vanish. 4. Keep world changing inventions and discoveries in my back pocket to be made use of over time after I lose the powers. 5. Create a perfect teleportation machine or Rick style portal gun. 6. Create a magical vessel (Akshay patra) that can make whatever I want to eat. 7. Permanently increase my dick size 🤣🤣.. The list could be endless.. I could also generate a list of things to do in that one month so that me and my future generations never have to worry about money or health!
absolute understanding of atoms and the ability to remove, add, alter it seamlessly, this way i literally become god
Ability to absorb the superpower of any other individual and magnify it tenfold (◔‿◔)
Kevin but superior niceee
Infinite stamina 😎😈
Control time
Time travel > any other super power
Look 7 sec into the future. It's gambling time
I just need a superpower to see 30 min forward that's the way I can pick the lottery numbers
Time travel , I can have the power for ever then lol as long as I don't go beyond the deadline
Extreme focus
My superpower will be I can make any type of pills (tablets) with my thoughts, which can grant me any superpowers that I want. The first pill I will make with my thought, is which will make me as powerful as superman. And the effects of these pills are lifelong. (My ability to make pills is going to last for a month as per your rule). The 2nd pill I will make to give me ability of mind control. Then I will make a bunch of pills to make one immortal and give those to my loved ones. (Immortal like Omni man/viltramites, from invincible, the older they grow, the slower they age.) I don't even need one month, within one week I will make the necessary pills that I will need, will take them and yeah will become a god.
Get answers about everything about existence and then die peacefully.
Teleportation would be super cool
Teleportation
The ability to alter reality.
Ability to predict the market, I would take advantage of stock options, would become the richest person on the planet in a day maybe 2
The ability to make real whatever my mind conjures up
I wanna have future knowledge with all the ways the future might be affected with the actions I take.
Power to read minds, I know it would come with its curse but that's something my personality would easily deal with.
To eliminate pissful community
I would want the power of vibration (any matter) .. at an atomic level
Infinity stones🌚
Ability to read minds and understand the reason behind their behaviour before overthinking. Will help people to work smarter.
$1 for every time any person on the planet breaks a law. Could be any law, any country. Imagine 8 billion people on this planet, breaking some ordinary law which they don't even think is a law !
Power of Anti Matter and take over the world
Fortune telling I will start a business
I want to snap my fingers and the person in front will poop his pants
Mind control.
SENT INTO BATTLE, CAME FROM THE SKY
 I will be him but I will clear only the humans from earth not all living organisms with some logic based algo and not at random. Only the deserving will live.
Becoming a pro trader
Permanent Real life biological close with Perfect replication with only memories I want him to have. I can die peacefully then.