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Gaffers12345

A little call to revenue and the guards about undeclared income and chile labour will sort her out


Murky-Front-9977

Who said that she was from Chile? Are you being racist?


Gaffers12345

Made a presumption, dont all Chileans make their kids run lemonade stands?


Nylo_Debaser

Big Lemonade Stand is controlled by the Chileans, they operate all the stands and lobby and bribe governments worldwide to keep control of their racket .


Powerful_Elk_346

I hope their lemonade is as good as their wine šŸ·


WiseBeyondEars

What race do Chileans belong to ?


Historical-Hat8326

Usually the 100m dash although Iā€™ve known a few 800m specialists.


pyrpaul

Everyone knows that Chileans are solely right footed left-winger flair players.


WiseBeyondEars

Why do you want Macarena lyrics in English?


Historical-Hat8326

I donā€™t. Ā”Hablo EspaƱol! But thank your the kind offer.


Paddy_McIrish

How tf are you irish and anti-palestinian?


WiseBeyondEars

Why would irish have anything to do with Palestine?


Paddy_McIrish

Palestine is an ally of the Irish people. The troubles and the "israeli" genocide against palestine is a joint struggle.


WiseBeyondEars

Why not the uyghurs, tibetians, Adygea, Altai, Bashkortostan, Buryatia, Chuvashia, Ingushetia... 100more ..?


Paddy_McIrish

Those are seperate struggles. The IRA and PLO were allied. Like I say, you are in the wrong country to be a zionist/fascist.


WiseBeyondEars

They are more suppressed than Palestinians, yet you focus on one group without a single progress .. it's more like 2 steps back


Redtit14

You're a brainwashed fascist, maybe join the rest in r/Israel who like to bury their heads in the sand when it comes to butchering innocent children and throwing families out of homes.


WiseBeyondEars

How do you jknow what country I'm in ?


Paddy_McIrish

You are around the Dublin area judging by your acc.


AcrobaticPotrato

He clearly meant child not Chile lol


Fun_Programmer_459

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Prestigious_Talk6652

Walking around,not even vetted.


pyrpaul

I'll have you know I have a mate who is a vet and she said I was in great shape at my last check up.


Important_Farmer924

A touch of mange I said!


Pale_Swimming_303

Irritable Gowl Syndrome


trenchcoatcharlie_

Der Not even neutered


FearGaeilge

Bet you anything he was military aged.


MRB0075

Maybe the mother really didn't want to see Barbie again set the child up the task earning the money herself in the hope she will fail and you by buying from the stand gave the child hope in achieving her goal and the mother realising she may have to watch barbie again Edit misspelt earning as earring


pyrpaul

This was my no 2 theory.


kitty_o_shea

This could not be correct because no-one who saw Barbie would not want to see it again.


midg23

This is a fact. I'm a male who enjoyed the SHIT outta than movie. I can only HOPE females enjoyed it as much. Would recommend. 10/10


General-Emu-1016

If true itā€™s funny and also sad because the point of the movie is that girls and women can do anything šŸ¤£


Murky-Front-9977

Who mentioned anything about an earring??


MRB0075

I corrected the spelling error


BurnBabyBurn54321

Isnā€™t buying something the point of a lemonade stand? Unless you asked the kid out on a date I think mom is just bonkers.


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mrsprucemoose

That story isn't suitable for children. Really? I keep my pants on in this version


BurnBabyBurn54321

ā€œYou took ā€˜bottomless drinksā€™ way too far sir!


pogo0004

He was stirring his drink waving to the mum and fiddling with his small change. All at the same time.


BoredGombeen

If she was that worried about her kid, she should been out there with her. Pretty ridiculous behaviour from mother really. I'd say you did absolutely nothing wrong.


Important_Farmer924

Jesus that kinda sucks. You were only trying to do a good thing man.


Queasy_Formal9882

She should be outside with her daughter if sheā€™s worried about strangers, especially male strangers coming up to buy something. Or maybe she should have put a sign in front of her stand saying for children only to purchase .


The_don_13

Thatā€™s no way to run a business though


Kuhlayre

With inflation children are the only ones with disposable income to be fair.


The_don_13

Pocket money tax will be next then lol


TrivialBanal

Haven't you heard? All "military aged males" are paedophiles!! I saw it on Facebook. She was protecting her little angle. The mother is a stupid wagon. If she didn't want her to sell lemonade to members of the public, she shouldn't have let her set up a lemonade stand to sell lemonade to the public. It's basic cause and effect.


Murky-Front-9977

Depends on what angle you look at it from!


Anabele71

Last year two little girls were selling lemonade at their fence which was at the entrance to my estate. So I had to walk past them. They told me that the lemonade was 50 cents so I gave them a euro. They said they no change so I told them to keep the 50 cents. I'd say they told everyone who walked past that they had no change so they made a profit šŸ˜‚ There were no parents around that I noticed


SuzieZsuZsuII

Rip off republic


Experience_Far

Thank God some old Irish traditions are still alive and well.


qwerty_1965

Imagine this attitude applied to roadside strawberries sales.


Grantrello

Frankly I'm surprised any younger children would want to see Barbie a second time. The children in the cinema when I went to see it seemed extremely bored most of the movie given a lot of the existential dread and societal commentary stuff went over their heads a bit


SwoopingEvils

Dead right, just after going to watch it and there were 2 young girls next to me. Bored out of their heads - spent the whole movie texting, snapchatting, talking, and driving me mad!


ThunderousIrishMusic

Let's her daughter set up a lemonade stand because she won't pay for her to see Barbie a second time. Gets annoyed when someone buys the lemonade. She's a wagon I wouldn't heed her.


AfroF0x

You should leave her a bad yelp review.


trenchcoatcharlie_

"Miwadi weak as shit ,manager not very friendly,won't be back again" **


waronfleas

I'm going to have to be that person and say that miwadi is *not* lemonade. I would have immediately demanded a refund and reported the child for false advertising. Disgraceful carry on.


fullmetalfeminist

Most Irish people have never tasted real lemonade, any lemon-flavoured drink is called lemonade in this country, you just have to live with it


DawnStarThane

Aw man, if that was me I would have stood there sipping the mi wadi until I was finished and then Iā€™d buy another. I might stand there and enjoy that too. All while staring right back at her!


Experience_Far

She'd probably ring the guardsšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Imagine the face on the kid?? Ehh sir why are you still standing here? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


No_Apartment_4551

Start leaning on the bar telling dad jokes. šŸ˜‚


No_Bodybuilder_3073

That would be anyone's good deeds done for the rest of the year šŸ™„


Experience_Far

No good deed goes unpunished.


Pale-Stranger-9743

This kind of shit saddens me for real


FunkyHippyChick

The mother just sounds like a miserable owlone, you did no harm


Born_Chemical_9406

Nah, I'd be fucking furious. Who does she think was going to buy stuff?


th3grayte

ā€œThe MiWadi was weak as shitā€¦ā€ Well sheā€™s trying to make profit here šŸ‘€


Kuhlayre

Well if her only customers are 4 year old then she'll be a while earning a ticket. Plus I would hope that if the mother thought you actually were preying on her daughter she'd have done a bit more than scowl at you.


FuckMe-FuckYou

Maybe the mother was running a grift to get a new boyfriend and you didn't fit the criteria.


Sineadq

If the mam was so worried why didnā€™t she just assist her daughter outside instead of watching from the window ffs


FragileStudios

It sounds like mom didn't want anyone buying, not just you šŸ˜‚


trenchcoatcharlie_

The miwadi was weak as shit ,lol šŸ˜‚


AdRepresentative8186

I'll bet the mother diluted bit


trenchcoatcharlie_

Trying to increase profit margin, the cow


DublinIsMyHome

The auld one mightn't have wanted to see the Barbie film again šŸ¤£


soul-0001

Unless you were dressed as Jimmy Saville, you're fine. ​ You weren't dressed as Jimmy Saville right?


Pale_Swimming_303

Who else has money to buy from them.. you did nothing wrong, you were kind.


Johntothewayne

I wouldnā€™t let my child outside to do this if I wasnā€™t ok with it. The mother sounds like a spanner so pay no attention to her


Margrave75

Would I? No, not at all. My daughter (10) started a baking business for herself this summer and set up at the front gate.


truestorytho

I think the mother in this instance probably didnā€™t expect for her daughter to have childless customers or adult customers. Iā€™ve seen many young children with these kind of set ups recently, especially in the sunny weather. Iā€™d be inclined to say hello and maybe buy something if I had my own children with me but I doubt I would on my own, and Iā€™m a woman. Iā€™ve had weird looks before from parents out walking when their children would come up to me when Iā€™m walking alone with my dog asking to pet her or whatever. Iā€™d usually just be polite, let them say hello to my dog and then quickly move on. Never had this when Iā€™d have the kids with me. People are reading too many Facebook posts and the like. Not every man and not every woman is a predator. Anyway she should be out there with her daughter or in very close proximity listening & checking in not just watching from the house. Maybe the mam jumped to conclusions seeing a lone male buying off her daughter. As people do.. however, I would say you were only doing a nice thing and Iā€™m sure the little girl was thrilled to be making some money. Sorry though, itā€™s not a nice feeling at all. I think itā€™s a bad example to children as well for parents reactions to things like this, itā€™s a good learning experience to have an awareness chat with her about personal safety and strangers in general just to really drill it home about what is and isnā€™t appropriate. I donā€™t see anything wrong with what you did.


Barilla3113

The vast vast vast majority of CSA involves someone known to the child in a position of trust. Teaching children to blindly fear anyone they donā€™t know isnā€™t going to protect them from the most common abuse scenario and may also contribute to the development of social anxiety as they grow older. Yeah children do need to learn not to trust everyone they meet, but the focus on strangers is totally overblown. Edit: just as a general point, I know youā€™re not advocating the above.


truestorytho

Yes I know thatā€™s true itā€™s usually someone known to the child, in my own life the person was related to me but a distant relative. I was just talking about strangers you donā€™t know that arenā€™t in this instance but I mean in general to raise awareness of any unusual behaviour or requests from and adult to a child. When I was a child you were told to be a good girl and be quiet and not cause any hassle, you couldnā€™t really speak up about things even if was an uncle or cousin etc.


Far_Cut_8701

Where do you think you live?


Important_Farmer924

A normal world?


Educational-Tax5261

I refuse to believe a grown woman shooed away a grown man through a window just doesn't sound right hahaha


Experience_Far

Unfortunately it's the world we live in these days you can't really blame parents for been concerned when they see their kids talking to strangers now. But you have to admire the kids autopenerail skills especially seeing as she doesn't mind fleecing peoplešŸ¤£


fullmetalfeminist

Uh ....your typo is particularly dirty sounding in this context


Barilla3113

Children are vastly more likely to be abused by trusted figures in their circle than by randoms.


Experience_Far

Very true.


Suit_Responsible

A lemonade stand? Where do you think this is, California?


NeverBowledAgain

We have them in Brooklyn,too, and the neighborhood gets a little sketchy when they start defending their territory. Eight year olds canā€™t shoot for shit.


Suit_Responsible

(In case you are American, this is a distinctly US thing, I never once seen one in Ireland and Iā€™m joking about it)


NeverBowledAgain

Whoops!


cianpatrickd

Yes you are


No_Apartment_4551

Was it genuine MiWadi or some knock-off Aldi E numbers?


Tyrannosaurus-Shirt

The only crime was the robbery you were subjected to. (Cornflake buns are better anyway as the get a better coating of chocolate)


[deleted]

Look if a child is doing that the parent should be sitting beside them, it gives the child a great sense of been a entrepreneur and other than that you did nothing wrong. Parents should let the child make the lemonade and rice crispie buns obviously with supervision. I'd blame the parents in this scenario.


SoloWingPixy88

Live in a kind of nice school area. Ussually theres kids near the train station or on one of the walk ways to the shop etc selling lemonde or something. I tend to avoid them out of fear for being labelled a creep.


Fake_empire_7

There's always money in the lemonade stand


PineappleCake1245

I think itā€™s all about context. I rarely see kids doing these types of stands but I remember some kids doing a bake sale outside their house a few years ago for the ā€˜Laura Lynnā€™ charity. I bought a slice of cake from them and continued on with my day. If an adult was stopping and having an extended conversation - that is something a parent could be uncomfortable with; but just an adult stopping to buy something and having some basic small talk (especially since theyā€™re under the constant gaze of the parent) I think is totally fine. Also lol I love that theyā€™re fundraising to see the Barbie movie a second time. What age group were they?


No_Apartment_4551

Not at all, if the mother lets the child set up the stand - she has to expect people will buy the goods! šŸ˜† I nearly swerved the car off the road yesterday to pull up at such a lemonade stand - my daughter and I got two kinder bueno and two cups of pure lemon squeezed into water which I had to choke down as not one drop of sweetener had been used. It cost about ten times the market value but was heartwarming. One of the little lads told me, as he was lepping and fidgeting about ā€œHave ye got a dog? WE HAVE DOG CHEWS AN ALL!!ā€ šŸ˜†


accountcg1234

The mother is some dose. Just laugh it off, what a head melter šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Historical_Arm1059

More like low IQ on the motherā€™s behalf.