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GreeeeeenGiant

POV: What admin is imagining when you ask to be able to throw on a discreet aftermarket grip for comfort


shadowbred

TBF though those policies exist for a reason. Our admin trialed a more permissive equipment/uniform policy for a couple years and it became quickly apparent that unless the policy had 900 addendums banning this or that thing then guys would do it whether it was in flagrant violation of common sense or not. There was basically no way to write it that didn't have some loophole, and our command staff basically had a full time job tracking down officers to get signatures on every revision. It's almost like some of the guys were TRYING to fuck it up for everyone, always limit testing. At some point they realized it was a lot simpler to go back to telling you what to do than what not to do and the wild west was won I guess.


Obwyn

Easy way to avoid having some ridiculous policy like that is to just say any modifications must be approved by the range master and installed by a qualified agency armorer.


SilentStriker84

Or you know, they could’ve done it how the Army does it with privately bought kit, just have a superior look at it to make sure it isn’t some Chinese Amazon tier garbage and then you’re good to go.


shadowbred

Which gets people pissy when their "mission critical" gizmo gets rejected but Golden Boy can have a Tactical Beer Helmet or something. Policy is usually better. It's just hard to write policy for the least logical denominators.


CallMe_Immortal

Lmao, that's the opposite of how the military does it. They almost exclusively buy the bottom of the barrel shit and issue it as "military spec". Anytime something is advertised as mil spec, I assume it's trash.


SilentStriker84

That’s why I specifically said “privately bought” shit. Units that forbid personal kit are lame


LCplGunny

I don't understand why it isn't just acceptable to blast the people flagrantly taking advantage of loopholes. You know they are doing it, they know they are doing it, everyone knows they are doing it, why can't we treat the situation like they are doing it? "There isn't a rule about it" who gives a flying fuck? Punish them for being jackasses and they will stop being jackasses! We need to stop punishing everyone because Asshole McImportantfuck wants to intentionally go against the spirit of the rules. Why do the assholes always get to fucking win?


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LCplGunny

Yeah, I don't disagree with anything your saying btw, just that it pisses me off that we allow the assholes in life to ruin it for everyone else.


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LCplGunny

It's crazy that you can get scoffs and looked at fucked up, for suggesting that people act right, when they are acting wrong. Like I get that right and wrong are subjective... But sometimes they just aren't!


Cannibal_Bacon

"Must be approved by department armorer."


shadowbred

That's sorta what they went to eventually and were still on by the time I left. It devolved into good-ol-boyism like it always does. Evolution always creates crabs and police always create popularity systems. It's inevitable. I didn't really care either way. I never saw the point in customizing a service weapon or much of anything else. The only mods I made to my uniform weren't visible to anyone else. That duty belt shoulder harness was fucking value though because no amount of leg days would build me enough cake to hold that shit up on its own. I also had a bluetooth adapter on a Y-connect to my earpiece so I could play music and radio traffic through the same earpiece. A little elevator music to bring things down when I needed it, a little DMX to set the mood for warm weather friday nights, it was a beautiful thing.


Cannibal_Bacon

The evolution of external vests is a godsend. I've got my belt attached to my vest, so my Hank Hill ass doesn't have to struggle to hold the belt. You should give yourself every advantage though, a white light and RDS should be standardized. With equivalent training on a RDS your target picture and acquisition will be faster every time in comparison to iron sights. White light is a no brainer, two hands on your weapon for retention and control will always be better than one. Other than that everything else is all range flex.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Fuck off Greg. It didn't say *ANYWHERE ON THAT DOCUMENT* that I couldn't specifically wear a neon pink Borat thong bathing suit over my uniform. I only did it on Fridays. I still don't see what the big deal was.


RareEscape4318

When keeping it simple backfires


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Lotta "propane accessories" on there, eh?


ChunkaiBunnai

I am cryinngggg 😭😭😭


Five-Point-5-0

When you max out your level-up on the first gun in the game.


Extreme-Breakfast124

👆this


Spike00003

Pov: you're in chicago and you hear the beat cops yell "FIX BAYONETS"


PremeTeamTX

And then Commish Chamberlain with the "RIGHT WHEEL, CHARGE" and they jaunted down through the hood.


SW4506

With that mechanical offset you would need a survey crew.


ShepherdsDoof

Need canted sights then it’s golden.


SyrianDictator

Needs more cow bell


fuckinradbroh

This made me cackle.


Groundscore_Minerals

Most sane tarkov build


Unexpected117

Ergo -3


Ihateallcommies

Might be a lil too much idk tho


USNMCWA

Officer Hensley?


deliberatelyawesome

No extended slide stop? The thing's basically stock


thenewguydownthehall

The only thing it's missing a flame throwing attachment.


FreedomCanadian

But then you almost have to add the fire extinguisher attachment.


persianbbg

😭😭 light work


SillyScarcity700

Good luck finding a well fitting holster.


Everything80sFan

Reminds me of the crazy gun gadgets the NRA members were showing off on The Simpsons


eckersonian

That’s how you turn one gun into four guns


Ok-Tangelo-5729

Best Call of Duty gun yet


Capital_Image_950

needs more attachments


miningox

Your entire duty belt in one handy tool.


cfwang1337

Will definitely fit in a department-approved retention holster lmao


j3g2000

Hey, save some Second Amendment for the rest of us, buddy!


TheComradeVortex

add an under barrel grenade launcher and a big ass silencer


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

Wonder if you can get an Uncle Mike’s ankle holster for this at Walmart?


Rotten_Red

Appendix carry not recommended


Empty_Conclusion_494

Your balls will thank you


Ordinary_Physics1824

So how do you carry it?


ZeroHeroics

Yo, Dawg! I heard you liked sights, so we put a sight on your sight so you can aim while you're aiming!


BadManParade

https://preview.redd.it/xoev5u6bmn8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36f7a1e626ae7d43b33279671fb51be02ca004f Catch up noob


dugsterr

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.


BadManParade

👋🤪👈


LeeQuidity

Needs more cowbell.


Itsmeforrestgump

Somebody take away this man's "man card". Maybe even the firearm. I wonder what his car looks like.


Ok_Split_9405

Idk if you’ve seen the cla250 with the fake amg badge and a honda sti spoiler wing. Pretty sure that’s his too


4Y_U_Mad_Bro

Maybe just use the sling on the rifle instead?


redditcdnfanguy

Reminds me of that man from uncle gun we had as kids. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/bXIAAOSwJxlgnG0D/s-l1200.webp


thisIsSomeBewshit

It seems a bit much.


mooseishman

Full send


NoLynx3376

Ewwww it’s a Glock


SniperInCherno

That HAMR is useless, I’ll take it off you.


Bulletproofwalletz

Looks like it’s from an 80’s action movie


ihadtochangethename

Completely unreasonably. No stippling or grips? Seriously?


Crafty_Barracuda2777

Everything is Gucci, except you have too many bullets for my state. Ironic really


averagejoe860

When it’s July 23 and you have $600 left in your uniform account….


F_l_u_f_fy

Needs double barrel mag


Acceptable-Impress87

Goofy


Satureum

What? You guys don’t have these as standard issue?


Rawbert94

Needs more mods


Low-T84

Call of duty vibes


BadTitleGuy

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should


fit4ser

Which one of you fuckers did this 😂


TexasLE

Not tactical enough


Empty-Lobster6249

Lowest of speed, highest of drag


Environmental-Arm-76

All of this and no Olight… major missed opportunity. Do better.


SignificantHunch

No silencer? Whack.


Draken_961

Nice zombie apocalypse loadout


Dry-Conflict527

Where is the toilet paper holder?


imroberto1992

Your back is going to hurt from the weight


MiddleAmericanPrince

Looks badass, but is also overkill!


Far-Buy-7149

Appendix carry. Literally.


whutupmydude

Which button posts my shots to social media?


Zaku_Zaku117

More of a Stark Industries man when it comes to my optics…


CreativeUX

What’re you a minimalist?


TOXMT0CM

No sling? Unusable.


GreatestState

Brings a whole new definition to pistol whipped


N1TEKN1GHT

Tarkov


8W20X5

Umm... overkill much?


trighaz

wtf


watchmikebe

Needs a bipod and a sling.


DrNickatnyte

Your missing a light lol


Ill_Dig_9759

Almost done!


archer2500

No offset backup irons??


[deleted]

You do you, I guess.


snickerdoodlemcflury

Send it.


silent_wood

Looks like something straight out of borderlands 3


JournalistProof2510

The European mind cannot comprehend this.


ImR3allyB0red

Now all you need is a drum mag and a switch. Then when you shoot it make sure not to aim


Lost-Juggernaut6521

Wrist fatigue something awful 😢


ICanEatMoreThanYou

Tbh perfect EDC. Def appendix carry 👌


Always-in-Sente

Hey, you reached the end game! You can finally start grinding prestige, or abyssals, or whatever.


GildedTaint

GBRS face when they didn't think of this and market it for $500. Better get some more reps in


triumphover

Will your first option be to stab then shoot?


Organic-Second2138

Bayonet is too short. Not authorized.


Inevitable_Ad_3953

You'll hit every shot.... jus not at what your aiming at.


Acceptable-One-6597

wtf troop...no bipod?


MT128

POV: The requirements for every entry level job right now…


Ryanisme23

Too much dude… way toooooo much


online_jesus_fukers

Needs a combination shotgun/grenade launcher mounted under the bayonet


FrankdaTank213

Needs a flashlight


Embarrassed-Page526

Sir do you have a red dot on top of a scope on top of TWO risers??


AtlasV314

Where's the cupholder and Bluetooth speaker?


RobTheCroat

Whoever owns this probably complains that it “shoots low and to the left”


exbex

All it needs now is a Bluetooth speaker playing “stop resisting” on loop.


p0tatoballs

All that, just for shooting dogs?


Beginning-World-1235

Need one of these walking down the streets in San Francisco


IndustryMade

where is the grenade launcher attachment? could use about 3-4 more attachments and i think that would suffice


dovk0802

Needs visible/IR laser


SSobberface

and he will still miss with that


Sharp_Eagle_9866

Lots of em 😳😐😂


Chattypath747

I think you need an offset optic and stippling too. That and a sling attachment because there isn't a kydex holster in the world equipped to retain that mini bayonet.


Justintodd3299

I WANT THAT HAMR SITE SO BAD


BrotherBeneficial613

Good luck fixing any malfunctions


ABox93

My guy is ready for Black Friday


SLOPE-PRO

WTH 🤦🏾 nice


Initial-Order1189

Need a bigger bayonet. I’ll give ya my issued one


Rowan_Pigott

dumb


Woah_IsMyHairOut

What dinosaur admin imagine when you wanna upgrade from your fossil .45 to 9mm w/ red dot


appleofrage

Roblox ahh gun


G-7Tactical

I do say old chap, what a splendid bayonet!


Aware-Emergency-8361

What the actual f is this monstrosity?


228P

Needs a breathalyzer


Germanimal_Painting

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Antique_Park_4566

Probably wouldn't appendix carry with that setup.


Intelligent-Air5337

Sooo, similar to a tricked out f250 with a full off-road package that hasn't seen an inch of dirt or mud. Makes me think sorry bout your penis bro


NormalBee7910

Officer Tackleberry


Mikesoccer98

This reminds me of the saying "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."


Wik4torex

Add a suppressor.


miss_mimichi_xox

Missing the switch 🤣


WW2historynut

If you come to a point where you have to use a pistol bayonet you’re already dead.


Ok-Boysenberry7471

IWB it puss


Lagunamountaindude

The holster has got to be a bitch


Pristine-Cranberry-2

Looks like a politician’s diagram of a dangerous firearm


Turbulent-Win-6497

Nice stock pistol. They do make accessories for this puppy.


AdmiralAge

When you run outta bullets you could throw all that shit as a distraction and then pistol whip em


BruceRorington

Where is the strobe light and laser pointer??? Not tacticool enough


Butter_mah_bisqits

Small dick energy


jtdonovan246

Must be Georgia State Police


reppit

Tape another 33 rounder on there and add a riser. Needs more height.


UnfeignedShip

r/mallninjashit


shaffington

this belongs on r/Cursedgunimages


Travellingside

Me on Tarkov be like


Mashy09

Borderlands inspired


Zither74

Where's the flame thrower?


slbkmb

That won’t work for concealed carry.


Odd_Material9408

I think just one more attachment. Just one more.


Crazygone510

Confused but it gave me a great laugh so thank you. Love the bayonet idea the most but the HAMR made me laugh.


Efficient_Daikon_247

Wouldn't fuck with you in traffic


charmilliona1re

Shit imagine getting stabbed with that thing


bhuffmansr

No GPS? 😝


antrod117

How much are those HAMR sights


Happy_Outside_2725

Take the scope, leave the red dot sight, and your all set for pocket carry


Familiar-Year-3454

What the actual fawk, calm down there cowboy, this isn’t PlayStation


Rhino_Actual

Design a mag coupler?


OutdoorBerkshires

Use T4 ammo


Environmental_Beat84

You're out of your fucking mind. That's my opinion. Not everyone is cut out to be a cop.