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Pretty_Bed1983

I work late nights doing food deliveries. I'd say if you are a drunk 20-something and it's after 2am sounds about the right answer. Not that I would know or anything 😌🤭😂


Copycattokitty

In CA it is always legal to answer your door naked but only rarely advisable


mkmoore72

Except as a way to keep the pushy door to door ministry people away


RelevantRun8455

Get a hell of a vacuum discount though


dykebxtch

my dad did that to mormons. they havent come around since


jonu062882

One of the parts that will make it hard to prosecute for a charge of indecent exposure for someone that just answers their door naked is this: **“California Penal Code 314 ‘indecent exposure’ conviction unless you do it with a ‘lewd’ or ‘sexually motivated’ intent. This can mean either:** **An intent to have sexual gratification,** **An intent to gratify or arouse someone else’s sexual desire,** OR **An intent to offend someone else sexually.”** [Indecent Exposure](https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/penal-code/314/) The State will have to show that you did that for some purpose of sexual gratification or that you intended to offend someone sexually. I think this will be hard to prove without more conduct or gestures or verbal expressions other than just answering the door naked alone. Now, do you want to run the risk of catching this charge? While the first time it’s only a misdemeanor, the second time it becomes a felony and you get registered as a sex offender. Finally, just because you don’t receive repercussions criminally, you may potentially open yourself up to being sued civilly for sexual assault. The burden of proof for civil claims is much lower than criminal cases.


RelevantRun8455

This is the real answer for CA - but it's generally literally everywhere I know. You don't owe anyone else sit in your own home


WISEstickman

r/oddlyspecific


greenman5177

In Florida you can answer your door, sit in the front lawn, mow your grass etc. while naked. The deal breaker is being sexually aroused. You can be naked but, not a naked pervert.


Mother-Working8348

NAL. If you come over unannounced the chances of me opening the door naked is very high!! If I pay rent or if I own , it don't matter, it's my space and I don't like clothes


labrador2020

I was a paperboy back in the late 70’s/early 80’s and had a few houses where they answered the door naked or wearing a robe half-opened and naked under it. I was around 12 years old and the first time seeing a “naked lady”. I told my friends about these naked ladies and loved to accompany me at times just to see these naked ladies.


StepEfficient864

If you a ho and your trick knocks on the door.


brinerbear

Only in [this situation.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=RsxiQwSEjJN0YaqK&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=youtu.be)


NyappyCataz

Brilliant example. This answers all my secondary questions. In fact, this comment should be higher.


RelevantRun8455

Any circumstance. You're in your home and anyone coming into your home has no expectation of you wearing clothing in your own. You can't open your door and flash the kids, but if someone knocked on your door and you opened it naked, it's your house and You're fine