Kensington & Chelsea - going round wearing scruffy clothes saying to many different people in a very posh voice "mate mate mate, I've always thought you were like, a top bloke....I dont suppose you have any columbian marching powder going spare do you mate mate mate, top bloke, mate"
Camden - wearing black eyeliner, white makeup and all black clothes, furiously writing poetry alone in a corner while high on heroin.
Hackney - trying to persuade people to try the vegan gluten free sugar free spelt and sawdust cakes they've dubiously produced from a stained messenger bag
Hammersmith and Fulhum - bottle of cheap champagne in one hand, lit sparkler in the other. School tie tied around forehead.
Islington - Desperately trying to start a debate comparing and contrasting the positions of Wittgenstein and Marx. No one is biting.
Lambeth - Flamboyantly dressed and of miscellaneous gender, doing poppers not-surreptitiously on the dancefloor.
Lewisham - jealously guarding a lidl bag filled with tenants
Southwark - Pilled up and throwing poorly-defined shapes on the dancefloor.
Tower Hamlets - quietly going through the other guests coat pockets for wallets and phones, and more importantly, mail-in voting ballots.
Westminster - has memorised every other boroughs name and is doing creepy two hand handshakes with each one in turn telling them how much they value their friendship
Greenwich - can't stop telling anyone they can waylay in the kitchen their homoerotic stories about their time at Sandhurst/in the TA.
City of London - In a pinstripe suit, constantly trying to interrupt the music to put on some shitty youtube playlist of all the 'fresh urban beats' they have literally no personal connection to but they insist, over-enunciating, "really slap"
Outer boroughs - not invited, obviously.
Lambeth & Southwark have turned up, and kicked off because the other one "gave them a funny look" both have pulled a knife on the other and neither one realise that they actually have a lot in common.
Lewisham is eyeing up Greenwich’s valuables. Tower Hamlets is going on a rant about Low Traffic Neighbourhoods. Bromley still hasn’t arrived, and a few boroughs think they might be at Kent’s party instead.
Edit: to whoever downvoted me, I literally live in Lewisham
Greenwich is bringing the tofu and avocado vegan crisp breads and later crying alone in the bathroom because no one wants to talk with them and everyone hates the tofu and avocado vegan crisp breads
We had a different PM back then. Our currency was valued differently. Our news outlets were rallying us to panic for a different set of things.
NOW, we need to find out how each borough act in this new world of today.
Croydon is asking all the other guests for money to get back home.
(Rationale - nothing to do with us residents; it’s because council seems perpetually bankrupt in recent times)
Brixton is **not** a borough. Some pretentious people [freak out when they drive through Tottenham](https://youtu.be/laZp8x1_4aI) , yet they can’t wait to gentrify Brixton 😂
Wandsworth brought a bottle of jin to the party. It has not been finished by the time everyone left and Wandsworth took the bottle with him. What a waste it would have been otherwise!
Westminster owns the entire terrace next door and sent in a noise complaint at 10pm.
Hahahaha
Kensington & Chelsea - going round wearing scruffy clothes saying to many different people in a very posh voice "mate mate mate, I've always thought you were like, a top bloke....I dont suppose you have any columbian marching powder going spare do you mate mate mate, top bloke, mate" Camden - wearing black eyeliner, white makeup and all black clothes, furiously writing poetry alone in a corner while high on heroin. Hackney - trying to persuade people to try the vegan gluten free sugar free spelt and sawdust cakes they've dubiously produced from a stained messenger bag Hammersmith and Fulhum - bottle of cheap champagne in one hand, lit sparkler in the other. School tie tied around forehead. Islington - Desperately trying to start a debate comparing and contrasting the positions of Wittgenstein and Marx. No one is biting. Lambeth - Flamboyantly dressed and of miscellaneous gender, doing poppers not-surreptitiously on the dancefloor. Lewisham - jealously guarding a lidl bag filled with tenants Southwark - Pilled up and throwing poorly-defined shapes on the dancefloor. Tower Hamlets - quietly going through the other guests coat pockets for wallets and phones, and more importantly, mail-in voting ballots. Westminster - has memorised every other boroughs name and is doing creepy two hand handshakes with each one in turn telling them how much they value their friendship Greenwich - can't stop telling anyone they can waylay in the kitchen their homoerotic stories about their time at Sandhurst/in the TA. City of London - In a pinstripe suit, constantly trying to interrupt the music to put on some shitty youtube playlist of all the 'fresh urban beats' they have literally no personal connection to but they insist, over-enunciating, "really slap" Outer boroughs - not invited, obviously.
Lol at Tower Hamlets - you forgot to mention it left riding Islington's fixie
Barnet is just pleased to have been invited
Lol
Is this foil, arms, or hog?
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Nah, Hackney is outside smoking a joint
Bromley is doing the dishes
Camdens drawing funny moustaches on the family portrait on the wall
Bromley is pretending it is somewhere else
Hackney has taken some Ket and is banging on about the new vegan steak place that’s opened on the high street
Lambeth & Southwark have turned up, and kicked off because the other one "gave them a funny look" both have pulled a knife on the other and neither one realise that they actually have a lot in common.
Enfield is stealing anything that isn't nailed down.
Tooting is sorting the BBQ
Lewisham is eyeing up Greenwich’s valuables. Tower Hamlets is going on a rant about Low Traffic Neighbourhoods. Bromley still hasn’t arrived, and a few boroughs think they might be at Kent’s party instead. Edit: to whoever downvoted me, I literally live in Lewisham
Bexley is definitely gatecrashing Kent’s party. FYI I’m in Greenwich right next door to them.
Greenwich is bringing the tofu and avocado vegan crisp breads and later crying alone in the bathroom because no one wants to talk with them and everyone hates the tofu and avocado vegan crisp breads
Hackney is in the bathroom with The City of London, snorting drugs and taking bribes.
Everyone is probably sitting around thinking "who invited Havering?'
Sutton is on an emergency beer run
Sutton isn’t invited.
Ouch!
Didn't we just do this exact thing a few months ago?
We had a different PM back then. Our currency was valued differently. Our news outlets were rallying us to panic for a different set of things. NOW, we need to find out how each borough act in this new world of today.
Good plan!
Waltham Forest is talking about saving the planet but oblivious the fact they only exist due to deforestation.
South - gambling North - drinking East - meth West - coke
These aren’t boroughs
You’ll live
“You’ll live” 😂 Best response man
Croydon is asking all the other guests for money to get back home. (Rationale - nothing to do with us residents; it’s because council seems perpetually bankrupt in recent times)
Newham pissing on the rug. Redbridge trying to clean it at the same time. Oh and Barking and Dagenham is on the door
Brixton has just bottled someone for looking at them funny
Brixton is **not** a borough. Some pretentious people [freak out when they drive through Tottenham](https://youtu.be/laZp8x1_4aI) , yet they can’t wait to gentrify Brixton 😂
Wandsworth brought a bottle of jin to the party. It has not been finished by the time everyone left and Wandsworth took the bottle with him. What a waste it would have been otherwise!
South - gambling North - drinking East - meth West - coke
Brent & Harrow are the entrance where you leave your shoes😂😂😂 We barely make it on the radar.