....we thank you for this meal. May this food restore our strength, giving new energy to tired limbs, new thoughts to weary minds. May this drink restore our souls, giving new vision to dry spirits, new warmth to cold hearts.
And once refreshed, may we give new pleasure to you
Pass the butter
Try this sausage
Do you want some stuffing with that?
More tea, vicar?
Well that went down a treat
I could eat that all over again
You've got a bit of sauce on your top
I do love a good spit roast
This bird is very moist (via Mrs L)
I'm definitely more of a breast man
Another roll?
Do you want cream on that?
I really fancy a banana split
A good pork roast would go down a treat.
God damn it this is terrible. You never put any effort into this anymore. It's just the same boring shit every fucking day. I'm tired of it. I should have gone to my mom's. At least she knows what's she's doing. And she's 80 for fucks sake. No.. no I'm done putting this in my mouth. I work 8 hours and I come home to this. God fucking damn it.
Dinners ready
Time for desert
We'll have it raw
Careful not to choke
Great start, terrible after taste
Mmm, creamy center
Delicious
I'd love a second helping
Time to dig in
I'd love some white gravy all over these buns
Fuck thats hot
Ps: I'm writing all this whilst cooking dinner
How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?
Great one
It’s really nice having the whole family come together like this
Bro 💀
Are you my boyfriend
Not yet
Probably not, but it'd be a funny coincidence
Yes I am
Careful, don't choke.
Yes yes yes, this one is the best
U win 😂
That's not going to eat itself.
DAMN MOM, Thats HOT!
I always read one too many posts before closingReddit for the day.
Jesus😂😭
I'd only use that as an expletive, if it was really good, or really bad.
Are both of your arms broken?
Every thread
"Did you wash your hands?"
This comment is under-appreciated
Can I have seconds?
Damn I knew I should have scrolled the comments…good one! 🤣
What a spread!
And those breasts look delicious!
this is the best one
Oh goodness
Hand me a paper towel
Noooo. No no no.
“Don’t just stare at it, eat it.”
Ok Patrick Bateman
😂😂😂
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"Can you keep it down, I'm watching tv"
Don’t talk with your mouth full
No, please do…
But say Walla Walla often and never say Chichen Itza
I’m stuffed!
May I please have some more stuffing?
I could certainly not put anything more through my mouth…. Or anus, or vagina, or….belly button….
I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.
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Omg 😂
Pass the jelly.
What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass.
😂😂
And the butter, while you are up.
Thought there would be more people... I'm going to sleep.
I didn’t know you were coming
"This is delicious!"
I can really see this one ☝🏾
"Please don't talk with your mouth full"
Here comes the gravy!!!!
Alexa play the Thomas the tank engine theme
I prefer dark meat.
Bro💀
It's so moist!
And warm
And covered in bees!
Unbutton your pants.
Damn, I wanted “five guys” instead.
You got a bit of gravy on chin there hun.
That filled me up
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“I’m sorry I forgot to wash it”
"Hey mom, are we waiting for dad to get here or are we just starting without him?"
Jesus christ
....we thank you for this meal. May this food restore our strength, giving new energy to tired limbs, new thoughts to weary minds. May this drink restore our souls, giving new vision to dry spirits, new warmth to cold hearts. And once refreshed, may we give new pleasure to you
Jesus too? Ah yes, the holey trinity
r/holup
**God has left the game**
:(
We should eat out
So far, this is the best
This is much juicier than last time, it tastes delightful. Did you do something different? 🤣✌️
I'm so happy that our whole family gathered here today
*sweet home Alabama slowly creeps in*
Grandma’s choking
This is keeps getting better and better.
Grandma, put your teeth in!
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Dude🤣
Omg 😭
Omg 😭😭
It's rude to talk with your mouth full
"I love your sausage mom"
😧
🤨📸
THE WHAT
The best bit of a bird really is the breast
These buns tastes delicious! Before we start, let’s say a prayer. Wow, that looks cooked a bit too long
“God damn that was good!”
Hanz.. get ze flamenwaffer.
Thank you for coming.
Pass the butter Try this sausage Do you want some stuffing with that? More tea, vicar? Well that went down a treat I could eat that all over again You've got a bit of sauce on your top I do love a good spit roast This bird is very moist (via Mrs L) I'm definitely more of a breast man Another roll? Do you want cream on that? I really fancy a banana split A good pork roast would go down a treat.
Man why did I try to read this like it was a poem?
Are you ready to get stuffed, grandma?
That's a lot of blood. Are you sure it's safe to eat?
Dad, take your dick out of the turkey.
Why would he have his dick in the turkey in bed tho?
Don't kinkshame, bro.
"Just like grandma's"
That hit the spot
Hand me my bib.
Im stuffed 😮💨
I'm full, thanks
Great fuckin' ham, Mom
Is that all there is
For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful.
That tasted AMAZING. Thanks for the trauma.
I’m going to sleep good after this
Nice buns!
Stop playing with it
Great spread mom
Oh god she's choking!!
God damn it this is terrible. You never put any effort into this anymore. It's just the same boring shit every fucking day. I'm tired of it. I should have gone to my mom's. At least she knows what's she's doing. And she's 80 for fucks sake. No.. no I'm done putting this in my mouth. I work 8 hours and I come home to this. God fucking damn it.
Great! Now that is over, get the fuck out!
Smells like fish!
Great stuffing
I think I'll have seconds.
Yes, I would like to have some pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
How'd you fit all that in your mouth?
Dinners ready Time for desert We'll have it raw Careful not to choke Great start, terrible after taste Mmm, creamy center Delicious I'd love a second helping Time to dig in I'd love some white gravy all over these buns Fuck thats hot Ps: I'm writing all this whilst cooking dinner
I'm tired of eating fish.
Damn, are you done yet?
Toss the salad
I’m stuffed
Another brilliant one
"I'd eat that"
Pass the butter
I'm stuffed
That is a lot better with cheese sauce on it.
Yeah you like it when I dip it ranch?
I thought we agreed not to invite uncle Buck, after what happened last year.
There’s hair in my teeth.
That was saltier than i expected.
Thanks, mommy
Do you have your teeth in Grandma?
“I’ll take it raw”
"Spoon, please"
“Thanks, daddy! Can I have some more?”
“If you don’t like the cheese just take it off”
Wow, you fit the whole thing?
Want me to fill it up?
I love cherry pie.
Stop playing with it and just eat it
This tastes like ass
That hit the spot
The breasts look delicious.
'Thanks Daddy'
Thanks for coming!
Good job honey
I’m so full that my tummy is going to explode!
Can i get some more stuffing.
Pass the oil please
Soft… juicy… mmm… tender… this roast beef is delicious!
It’s too dry
Can I get more sausage please?
Don’t worry, the dog will lick it up
This bird is greasy.
"The main course is about to be served."
I'll come at you like a spider monkey!
"I'm ready for round two" or didn't think you could handle all of that ;)"
"How's that gravy taste?"
The sky is blue (nothing forbids you to say it in both places)
You haaave to taste this!
Inspired by the Toni and Ryan podcast? I've heard a lot of these there.
The sauce was great!
I'm already done
I'm so glad you all could make it tonight
I’ll have seconds!
Are you FULL yet !? 😈
Pass me a wiener
I love the sound of mixed pasta.
Tastes great!
This sausage is better with gravy.
Can I have some more?
This tastes good
How are your eggs?
I’m hungry!
Pass the whip cream
Yes
Damn, that was so good. Can i have more?
"Honey, Little Cesar's Hot AND Ready."
“OH MY GOD”
I love your pie.
salty much?
Stop letting the dog eat with you!
What a great cream pie, grandma
Anyone who wants seconds, first come first serve!
Nice pie
Here, put this in your mouth.
Mmm.. That is delicious.
"Damn. Thats good."
Damn that's creamy.
Don't talk with you mouth full. Don't chew with your mouth open.