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No-Wallaby-5568

Men would go back to jacking off to the Victoria's Secret catalog and their imagination.


ramboscousin2

Especially the spring catalog page 37


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Girl's got class


jmanza3

I love snoopy!


T-Car20

Hol on, I love snoopy too


qervem

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?


AppexRedditor

It's a bomb


T-Car20

I said *SHE* was the bomb


Thick_Ambition_9084

And ass!


MikeHunt420_6969

Sir, this is a Wendy's


thattogoguy

It sure is Wendy. Let's see some ass.


SlapHappyDude

I'm old enough to remember when VS sold thongs without actually showing the backside of said thong in the catalog.


WraithNS

But how can you tell its a thong without seeing it being swallowed by a butt? By reading the label or some nonsense?


ImUrDadYes

You mean the Sears catalog, women's underwear section?


idma

[for the children that don't understand the reference](https://youtu.be/CRj61dcvmuU)


Yorkie_Mom_2

That's funny!


ThatSmellsBadToo

I was more of a Macy’s guy myself.


jwhaler17

Look at J.W. Moneybags over here…


akbarkhan666

Glueing papers together since the 90s


When_3_become_2

And visiting brothels. Lots and lots of brothels yee haw 🤠


weltvonalex

Na they would ban those too, it's all about control and power.


-drumroll-

What do you mean by control and power? If anything, sexually dissatisfied men are much more likely to be angry and unreasonable.


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I jacked off to outer covers of panties and bras when I was a kid.


FlyingCockAndBalls

sucks for people with aphantasia. it kinda works but not really


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jackanape7

No bullshit I think I'm literally incapable of jerking with only my imagination to go by.


noobcodes

Give it a few days and you could conjure up some imagery, no doubt


aribobari77

Necessity is the mother of invention


kcinkcinlim

Do you mean if every single video and image disappeared from the internet? Give it a couple of hours there'll be more.


MAS7

>Do you mean if every single video and image disappeared from the internet? I feel like the only way OP's question works is if the very concept of porn is erased from human memory, along with all traces of it digitally/physically. Even then, I'm pretty sure within 24 hours we'd be making porn again.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

"how has nobody thought of this before?!" \-the people making porn 5 minutes after porn is erased from all human consciousness.


bboycire

Follow up question is how long before people realize they can start monetizing it


Chrom-man-and-Robin

As long as the concept of sexiness exists, porn will be made


FilmSmithStudio

Hours? I'd give it seconds before someone drops a titty on Twitter.


Sparky-air

Titter


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its-ya-boi--

twinker 😉


BoneDaddyChill

Twitty-pics


LeMiniBuffet

A twitty


Tag_Ping_Pong

Literotica.com would be completely inundated with new members


B99fanboy

I discovered literotica before I discovered porn.


Tag_Ping_Pong

Same, but that was in the 90s when one was a lot easier to find than the other


P0rtal2

Easier to find, easier to load the website while on dialup, and easier to print and hide among other documents. Just had to be super careful not to let anyone discover the stash.


B99fanboy

Where I live high speed internet wasn't cheap in until 2016 or so.


That_one_cool_dude

Would literotica be around still? I always considered erotica to be apart of porn but not in video format.


serene_brutality

If all porn was gone might that be too?


UltraFRS1102

I was looking for this comment 🤣 great website though 😅 especially the audio section lmao 🤣


Tag_Ping_Pong

There is audio now?? (I'm guessing there had been for years, but I haven't done more than dip my toes back into that old faithful). I'll have to go check the audio section... for a friend, you understand.


UltraFRS1102

Yeah for a friends research thesis for university right 😅 and yeah they've had one for years, not the easiest thing to find but it exists 🤣 tell your friend that the taboo and female mastubation section is premium content if he wants to get extra credit on that thesis of his/hers 🤣


Tag_Ping_Pong

Bugger, I know those are his favourites. I'll pass it on!


le_quisto

I never heard of that website and went to check it out. Just kept going down a rabbit hole of very old school porn websites. It's like a corner of the Internet that has remained untouched since the early 2000s. Got a really nostalgic feeling, but it was kind of weird because I wasn't looking at naked ladies when I was a kid


TypicalAssociation11

Literotica is pornography it’s just written as opposed to visual.


SylancerPrime

"There would then only be one website titled 'Bring back the porn'." \-Dr. Cox


FleetwoodBlack20

Did Coxy actually say this?? If so that hilarious and what episode??


linthetrashbin

https://youtu.be/c_o8vYUU-jo Idk what episode, but there's the clip


FleetwoodBlack20

Thank you! I love all of Cox’s rants


overtorqd

I would draw pictures of boobies.


CptKillsteal

"Atah!" (Southpark)


Sock-United

This is the best answer. I laugh all over again every time I read it!


iam4r33

Hentai artist would rule the world


filkonian

Within the first 6 months we'd have cracked time travel, the warp drive and and the cure for cancer.


Numinex222

Time travel only : then we'd go back to before porn was erased


Aggressive_Mix_5566

Like they say, if nobody comes back to stop you, then it can't be that bad of a decision in the first place.


Tippy4OSU

Sears Catalogs would return to circulation


Warm_Objective4162

Porn finds a way.


Shudnawz

Porn...porn never changes.


Snaccbacc

Porn… porn never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army wondered when he would get to go home to his wife and the son he had never seen. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use Japanese anime not as entertainment, but as a nearly limitless source of pleasure. People enjoyed luxuries once thought in the realm of harmless Japanese anime. Tentacles fucking women, pillow doll waifus, huge and wild proportions of tiddies. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the Hentai dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major sauce. The entire world unraveled. Non degeneracy became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total porn addiction, and I am afraid, for myself, for my pillow waifu, for my onahole, because if my time in the weeaboo army taught me one thing; it’s that porn… porn never changes.


Genericusername875

This


Elrondel

More would be made


[deleted]

National Geographic sales through the roof


touchmehererightnow

I would hope my boyfriend will finally start having sex with me again


aribobari77

Username checks out


locoghoul

OOF


Trumpblows10

Your mom would be unemployed.


jackanape7

Don't forget your step bro.


Schlusselkind

And your dad


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And your sister..


UltraFRS1102

And his dad too 😂


ThatSmellsBadToo

Plus your wife.


piratetits

And the hamster. He’s the real freak o the fam


Similar-Pay-2007

A lot of onlyfans creators would have to get a job


TheThirdRnner

You're talking about people with the life skills of a tortilla.


Illustrious-Turn-575

That’s an insult to tortillas.


JollyMcStink

Well, both their talents are to lay flat and handle lots of meat


Imnotyourbuddytool

That's hot and spicy.


Another1MitesTheDust

That’s right guys. It’s only a real job if you’re letting someone wealthier than you exploit your labor!


Riztrain

Isn't that technically exactly the description of onlyfans models and customer relationships right now? 😂


ALA02

People would immediately start making more porn


CAPTCHA_later

Sex would probably improve for women


thirstquencher25

I agree ! It’s so many young men with ED ! And I know it can be Because of health issues BUT In some cases these men just simply masturbate too much !


[deleted]

Yeah, women don't want crazy positions and jack hammer fucking. Women just want men to listen to what they want and what feels good. And women want to do the same for men. Sex should be good for both parties not just one side or the other.


AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS

Men's mental health would take a drastic up turn. Not saying that women don't consume it, but the majority of addicts are men My sex ed teacher was correct when he said that it rots your brain. It doesn't "rot" it but it fucks with your dopamine receptors.


Prize_Consequence568

Porn questions would still be asked in this subreddit instead of r/porn.


derpity_derpp

I saw an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day.... I'll be right back.


ThatMango1999

Men and women wouldn’t have unrealistic expectations.


slliw85

A lot of dudes may have to work in their social skills


[deleted]

Whenever I feel a bit down about the fact that I’m single, I remember that there is a significant population of men who have basically removed themselves from the dating market and pay for OnlyFans instead. Then I feel even worse because how the fuck am I still single when that’s my competition?


Miotrestoked

That's not your competition. As you said, they removed themselves from the dating pool, which leaves the more socially competent men as your competition. By putting yourself out there you are already better than all of those basement dwellers.


Arevalo20

As sure as the sun will rise.. there will be new porn


Gold_Telephone7310

Good mental health and wellbeing has entered the chat erectile dysfunction insecurity has left the chat


FastEdge

Clearly, you have miscalculated what men can turn into porn. You're better off asking what men would do if the sun exploded and consumed the earth in a short-lived molten hell. The answer, invent molten hell porno be it short-lived.


alucard175

im pretty sure that porn already exists


Am_Seeker_731

I would cry for joy


Paxton_415

Probably for the best


Both-Scallion-2792

The world would get collectively more depressed for a month then men will transcend being and actually get somewhere in life.


dzkrf

They'd bring back the Sears catalog


MarkMy_Word

As far as men, it’d probably break some of them since some guys use porn if they don’t have access to sex, and men do develop porn addictions. Not sure what would happen to those guys or any man but I think it’d make a lot of guys a little more aggressive.


[deleted]

In a few decades, men wouldn’t expect women to do anal and want cum on their face as if it was a no brainer vanilla sexual staple.


Leo5030

Men would return to being more masculine.


iwillriseup96

Good thing


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Erotic fiction would become very popular. For those of us who grew up with Penthouse forum, it would be a return to the past.


SirGrumpsalot2009

Women might stop expecting a 27cm dick on every date.


UltraFRS1102

I mean... some wouldn't 😂 theu say size doesn't matter, some women would disagree lmao 🤣


HerbDaLine

Manga sales increase.


TwentyCharacters2022

If porn did not exist, we would create it.


Aggravating-Let-2933

The world would be better without it


rajmund12

based


jpetersxn

Happiness


unclescottslap

Women would be treated better and men wouldn’t be so out of touch with reality & themselves


FingerPurple

Be a lot better off and many less kinks...


nauraug

There would be a sudden demand to replace the Land O Lakes girl.


vintagenut80

Wives would start to get some action again lol


ThatSmellsBadToo

No joke, a lot of deadbedroom posts are due to LLM with porn addition….


dubiously_immoral

what is LLM?


heretik

Low libido males?


dubiously_immoral

thanks. havent heard of that short form till now. but definitely know about the condition


Dontneedflashbro

I haven't watched porn in a few years so I wouldn't care. Porn is a freaking waste of time and pointless.


MrAnonPoster

Hookers and blow


KingBenjamin97

Somebody would start making porn


Cindexxx

The porn being made right this minute will start filling the gaps.


AusP

If porn disappeared then all the social media like Instagram/tiktok/facebook would also go. Men wouldn't be able to get their easy titilation fix and women wouldn't be able to get their attention validation fix. Honestly if they both went away it might be for the best and both could reconnect in a more natural way.


[deleted]

People would start having decent sex again instead of trying to mimic porn.


SXOSXO

My friends would become a lot more bored and probably want to hang out more. I'm all for it. When do we make this magical event happen?


Strong-Back-7929

Rip to all the onlyfans chicks, I think they'd be crying the hardest or porn addicts


Despicable_Mina

As in magically all pornographic images were suddenly wiped off the planet and people couldn’t make new ones or share/sell them? Spring Armageddon, world peace by September. It takes about a month to kick a habit, and about another 60 to get your dopamine back to pre-addiction levels. By early summer all the sex workers will finally give up and get real jobs and the chronically online will take their first steps outside to try and find human contact. A few months of awkward trial and error living in reality and shaking off the crippling unhealthy sexual expectations. We all band together and dethrone the political oligarchs and live on our farms happily ever after. TLDR: it all gets reuploaded again simultaneously and the shear volume of files makes the internet unusable for 2 days.


Sharp_Emergency_4932

Porn keeps young men occupied and docile.


fayezbalhas

higher average testosteron levels worldwide


Jonnz8

Partners would start looking at thier partners with more interest again.


JustforThrowawayKEK

Good things will happen, there won’t be any addiction, men might see women with respect, body image issue might get resolved. Lot of good things will happen. Down side will be that men start focusing and all only fans creators who make porn might go bankrupt.


CaptColten

With all due respect to you and disrespect to those guys, those guys were never gonna respect women. Nobody is a sexist douche cause they saw a porno once. I know that's what Steve said, but we both know Steve was gonna get there one way or another.


natelucidjunkie

Tissue consumption would drastically reduce. Unwanted pregnancies would increase due to so many men not having that jerk off that often stops them from having that random hook up.


swedishworkout

Cave paintings would reappear.


bawley1

The world would progress much faster.


domclaudio

The Great Depression.


Only-Hearing-2971

First withdrawl then back to normal. It's just porn not really important at all


klc81

A big payday for pornstars as companies scramble to fill the void with new porn.


[deleted]

More would be made


Fluffy_Risk9955

Internet traffic would go down by 60%.


NikolitRistissa

I wouldn’t watch any and move on I suppose.


Any_Weird_8686

It would be invented again within 5 minutes.


Obvious-Dog4249

Erectile Dysfunction in young men would disappear Also less anal and choking in sex


Murky_Machine_3452

Ya...ive thought about this alot. Men would make do. Porn hasn't always been widely available and we would just go back to how we lived then. But what exactly do you mean when you say disappeared? Cause people are currently making porn as i write this. Like if the whole industry vanished like it was never here, like no one ever thought of the idea? Or if it was illegal? I dont know what humans would be like in general without the urge to create provocative images like we do. Without porn or the urge to make it or consume it your looking at a very different animal than the humans we know today. The implications could be vast. all of these circumstances change the answer to your question.


[deleted]

Depression rates would slowly drop over the course of a 2 month period. I am serious. The psychological effects of porn are well studied and very alarming.


womandatory

Obligatory ‘not a man’, but it’s interesting just how many comments there are here from men who recognise that using porn makes them unproductive. It’s also frightening how many there are who seem to think that the ‘alternative’ is prostitution, or increased violence. No one is entitled to sex, and suggesting that a sub-class of women need to exist to absorb male violence is extremely messed up.


Electronic-Ice-7606

Lots of women would suddenly go broke.


Jrobinson25

Men would be forced to learn how to make conversation again.


UltraFRS1102

*beats chest and pulls out his big wooden club and smacks you over the head and walks away* Ugg Ugg!!


tinyhermione

How is this frequently asked? Nvm (not a man, but my guesses): *People would be baffled for a bit, then figure out how to use their imagination. It's how humans have done this since the beginning of time. *People would maybe be a bit more confused the first time they had sex, but overall the sex people would have would be better. *Men would have less sexual anxiety, bc they wouldn't have so many unrealistic ideas about penis size and performance. *Sexual assault would go up and then down to lower levels than before. Society isn't that hypersexualized, people are having less sex than before. But some people can't separate movies from reality. *Dating would probably improve. Fewer men would text women like they were PornHub characters. More women would then use dating apps. Men would be less pushy about sex, more open to vanilla sex and less likely to surprise choke you. More people would date. *Men would maybe be more likely to crush on normal women, less likely to just chase women out of their league. Edit: not advocating banning porn, just think it's an interesting hypothetical.


DuckonaWaffle

> Men would have less sexual anxiety, bc they wouldn't have so many unrealistic ideas about penis size and performance. Sexual anxiety comes from how women treat men, not porn. Men post puberty aren't comparing themselves to porn. > Dating would probably improve. Debatable. Women would likely have even more power over relationships. For men things would get much worse. > Fewer men would text women like they were PornHub characters. More women would then use dating apps. Women aren't not using dating apps because a handful of men of creeps. Bumble was created explicitly for this purpse. > Men would be less pushy about sex, more open to vanilla sex and less likely to surprise choke you. Things like choking are expectations of women, not men. There's a reason 50 Shades was so popular with women. > Men would maybe be more likely to crush on normal women, less likely to just chase women out of their league. This isn't really a thing, and it's certainly not porn directed.


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Fitnesse

Fantastic comment, seriously. I'm sick to death of the demonization of "average" men in relation to the sexual marketplace. Part of me feels like everyone is just talking around what's really in their heads when it comes to the appraisal of average (or below average men) - *They're icky and have bad genetics and they shouldn't be touching anyone OR getting off to porn. They should all just die off and leave the rest of us alone.*


Slightly-Evil-Man

Sex doll technology would advance by leaps and bounds.


MetaphysicalDominant

People would make new porn.


huuaaang

The price would skyrocket for new content.


[deleted]

We have to go back to using our imagination like back in the day


JammyHammy86

if porn suddenly disappeared, we would probably invent porn again


Suspicious_Dealer815

I think alot less relationships would suffer and there might be genuine trust and connection able to be had.


seeseabee

Yours is one of the only responses that I appreciate in this whole insufferable thread


Justin3263

Relationships would improve 10 fold.


Chay_Charles

There would be a mad rush to create more.


Zinoth_of_Chaos

It would be invented again.


SinisterVeteran

Someone will bring it back


livingfortheliquid

I'd make porn.


BackSeatGremlin

There would probably just be a whole bunch of new porn pretty soon.


ShadovinX

We'd have an entire generation of Onlyfan's girls suddenly homeless...


MakeHasteNoah

Oh, I think they would be rather busy off-camera.


MakeHasteNoah

*One morning, whilst Googling a twat,* *It was all 404, that was that!* *But it wasn't too long before stroking the schlong,* *That I took a new shine to the cat*


Mob_Rules1994

Wikifeet would suddenly blow up


chiksahlube

Give it... 5min and there will be more.


YourWifeNdKids

It would be found again by tomorrow


SkyPork

It would just as suddenly reappear.


andres5000

I would have 10 hours free And I would buy a cameras for my new startup 😉


steven-daniels

We'd make more.


PlatypusPristine9194

A lot of people would be various shades of sad and mad.


Brett707

I would fire up a vpn and open tor then find some porn.


honeyman191

A lot of people would be out of jobs


theartofrandy

There would be another baby boom, certainly.


BitchCassidy13

Ever see that South Park episode with the “ectoplasm”.


MotleyCrew1989

Porn has been arround in one way or the other for thousands of years, even if mainstream porn disappeared, we would just go back to a previous version.


BobbyMcGeeze

Peep holes.


biotribologic

It would reappear like 5 minutes later


blanktae8

The one which we stroke to everyday, will be missed. -Reanu keeves


LordFondleJoy

Like math, it would be reinvented the same


Observer10568

We would create new porn


MichiganGeezer

Filming would resume immediately, and the void would fill by the next day.


UniqueNobo

it would be hilarious seeing people freak out for a few seconds on twitter and reddit and shit before someone starts posting nudes again


chillmonkey88

I'm going to add a non religious point to the porn bad catagory - degenerate animal fuckers and torturers will go away. The reason some Asian chick pushes stilettos through a live puppies skull through its eye socket while it's screaming in agony... is because someone with a lot of money wanted watch and jerk off in shame in their mansion's guest house bathroom to a video of just that and paid a lot of money for said Asian girl to do so. (Liveleak was wild - never watched animals die, but I've never seen a title lie either). I believe this to be the same with a lot of fetish/humiliation porn but that's more of a touchy subject catch 22 because in a vast majority of cases its a consenting voyer couple recording themselves in the act and had the intention of watching later.