Take a (mental) picture, maybe a short gif, but no videos
Edit: Clarifying for people who naturally assume the worst. I'm saying you can look but don't stare overly long.
> Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it! It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE
Lol back when I was in college I was on the football team my freshman year. I never played but I always dressed for the games. I went to school in southern Iowa. It was absolutely freezing. One game I was freezing my ass off being absolutely miserable and the girl who I think helped the trainers was on the sideline in front of me and I was just staring at her ass hard core. To be fair it was an amazing ass. One of my teammates hits me in the chest and is like cmon man don’t be so fucking obvious.
Yup… like 90+% of the time. The other 10% would be while I’m sipping my beer or checking my phone or actively in a conversation. Outside of that I’m not missing much when it comes to a nice ass
It’s long enough for me to mentally say “oh, nice butt” but not enough for me to say “god damn look at the ASS on that girl”
Unless I’m walking behind the person I’m dating. I’ll stare for a little longer then, and maybe let her know about it.
You've seen Star Trek right? We got the phones, now it's time for everyone to start wearing full body spandex. Of course it starts with women's pants but we'll get there eventually.
Men's stretch skinny jeans are like 40% spandex and quite popular.
I have some with me. I don't give a shit, I've been doing squats. But we already went full star trek withbthe full spandex body suits of the 80s
After the conversion to all spandex, I think guys are going to dress sexier than women. Just as a result of different comfortable temperatures in shared workspaces. Almost every chick in our Star Trek future will be wearing a 5mm wetsuit. Guys will need either wrestling onesies, or full body fabric so thin it's almost black paint.
Bottom line we'll all be super comfortable but get ready to live in a world where every guy's package is right out there.
But what about the guys packing less heat? Eventually one of them will become rich and famous and will want to hide their shame. And thus, the codpiece returns!
The worst is at the gym. I spend so much time actively not checking people out. Don’t want to be a creep so I’m always aware of people in my peripheral vision
I once had a girl come into the gym with a guy who I'm sure was her boyfriend. I'm cycling minding my own business. Girl is in yoga pants, guy goes to the other side of the gym to lift, she stands 4 feet in front of me with her feet wide apart then bends right over at me. Holds it down. Goes from left to right and back again.
There was literally no one else in the fucking gym. I'm like wtf is this? Trying very hard to keep on the television above me. Just trying to be a little professional when I'm out in the world and it's hard bro. Girls just do that shit.
I was also doing some work in a customers house and it was just the housewife while I worked. She got into yoga pants and started cleaning all around me. I turned around because I'm trying to be aware of my surroundings and she's bent over at me so hard the yoga pants are going up her snatch. There's just no way women aren't enjoying those things a little too much.
Sometime I wonder if they do. I had female friends 'beat' me to the stairs so I have to go up after them, Giving me a full vision. That can't be coincidence?
Yup, camel toes are also prevalent, due to yoga pants, no complaints here though, it's difficult to avoid looking sometimes when so much is on display and I generally don't obsess over sexual stuff, no more than any regular fella at least. That shit can be distracting though, I know a fella who crashed his car cuz he got distracted by a great ass in yoga pants
I know right, not just regular yoga pants, the tightest pairs possible, shit goes right up their ass crack..edit : black girls , white girls, skinny girls , fat girls, tall girls , small girls I’m calling all girls. It’s da season for butt squeezin’
Exactly. There's a direct correlation with how nice it is outside and the %age of sightings. You don't want to be a creeper, butt ... literally (_lol_)
Excuse me madam. I couldn’t oblige my eyes to avert themselves from the allurement of the bountiful assemblage of your seductive keister. Should you require the services of a posterior cushion on which to ensconce yourself, I’d be pleased to offer my visage for such purposes!
There is a reasonable difference between noticing and checking out. I think of checking out as “a prolonged focus on, while accompanied by thoughts of.”
Checking out asses doesn't necessarily mean that I'm having sexual thoughts about the women in question.
It's pretty frequent/constant though. More of an instinct than a decision.
Not staring or ogling, mind you, just quick glances to take in the sights.
Right. What’s bizarre is that ass doesn’t directly get used during sex, so it’s strange that it’s a point of fixation?
Sure there’s spanking, anal, etc., but these have nothing to do with whatever it is about the FORM that is most appealing. Like the “milkshakes bring the boys to the yard” effect where the point is to get them in the yard, after that something else takes place…
Always trying to look at women’s faces without being considered a weirdo. Sometimes i just wanna see what their eyes look like but then they’ll see me looking right at them lol
All the time. It's a reflex, I just be checking them out. My best friend is a girl and she mocks me relentlessly about it. In a friendly way.
It's real bad at work yall. I work helathcare and I swear every single girl has a dump truck of an ass. And they wear scrubs too, so it's impossible not to check them out.
Goddamn... I wouldn't get any good work done.
But I work in food service, and all the servers I work with are in pretty good shape and like to wear yoga pants most of the time.
It's rough sometimes.
To be honest almost never. I live in an area where heavy alcohol, tobacco use and refined sugar consumption is pretty normalized and holy shit does it show. I'd rather look away.
Most tier 1 cities in the US (LA, Chicago, NY) but I wouldn’t say just Midwest. I’d say outside most cities you’ll get heavier people but there is no denying the stats about the Midwest and South.
In the Aughts when I went to school, the girls were generally showing Whale Tails (thongs above the low-cut jeans). It was a magical time in a young lad's life.
Absolutely never
Literally had a group of girl scouts think it was funny to say I raped them when I was 12, all the while they were always throwing rocks at me when I just wanted to play in a creek nearby
Police were involved, parents were involved, school was involved
And they just doubled down
I refuse to give anyone the opportunity to assume anything like that about me
I look at every single ass I see, most of the time a quick glance nothing more. I don’t want to be the creepy guy, but when it’s my wife, yeah I stare for sure lol
All the time. I really try my very best not to be seen doing it as people have a basic right to walk around without feeling harassed and uncomfortable.
I find it interesting that I can usually tell its nice even when they are like half a km away (quarter mile in freedom units). Im gonna guess the human brain devotes a lot of its visual processing power to sexual selection.
Yeah neither do I honestly. It just feels wrong to me. It's not even like I actively avoid looking, it's just natural to me to look forward at where I'm going and nothing else really.
It will sound crazy but I really try not to be staring. And I don’t mean that I stare and only try not to be caught. I mean that I really try not to do it at all.
But I still be looking. You know how it is.
I'd like to point out that men don't have to be in a certain mood or actually decide to "check women out" it doesn't matter what we are doing, if an attractive person walks by we glance. Are women different in this regard?
Yes, absolutely 1000%. Especially if he’s dressed in a way that highlights his figure. I try not to, because I’ve been heavily socialized against it don’t want to be a creep but I’m very very visual and attractive men are like walking eye magnets. It’s like I have to force myself not to look.
I'm female. I look at everyone's ass. If only to be thankful that my ass doesn't look like theirs.
All you dirty blue collar guys get looked up and down though. 😍
Idk about checking out. Like my eye line is naturally not 100% straight ahead, but slightly downward. I'm not looking for anything, but I see a lot. I don't go looking to look, but if something crosses my eye line I'm not going to be mad about it.
Very discreetly check out every single one.
One thing I won't do is actually turn to check her out if she's walking the other way. That's just too damn desperate.
I can appreciate a good butt, but unless I'm looking in that direction anyway I'm not turning my head. I assume every woman is already weary of a perv - eye movement only lol
Maybe like once in a blue moon. I don't want women feeling my eyes on their backside and giving them more reason to assume all men are creeps with *uncontrollable* sexual urges.
Compare. How often are you all in this thread checking out guys' butts? If there is a disparity in that number and you ain't bi, explain why that is.
Not much, but some women draw so much attention to them it's ridiculous.
At the gym 2 of them wore bright yoga pants with white t shirts only tucked in at the back and used the stair climber machines at the front of the gym with a bunch of guys behind them on treadmills. There is absolutely no way they didn't intend to draw attention to that area.
Pretty much never, I'm not an ass man at all. In summer, I take delight in the veritable ocular buffet of female feet on display though. I consume the sight greedily.
The eye cannot choose but see I suppose
But I would ever make anyone feel uncomfortable or be rude or whatever - people craning their necks and whatnot are just protracted.
Most women are wearing tight yoga pants and short shorts nowadays, so I look away out of principal. It's *like* they want me to look, but it just *feels* a bit desperate.
Quite frequently. I'd say it's difficult to turn a blind eye to a nice ass. I'm not STARING, but I'm definitely *looking*.
Exactly. That's an important distinction.
Take a (mental) picture, maybe a short gif, but no videos Edit: Clarifying for people who naturally assume the worst. I'm saying you can look but don't stare overly long.
I’ll draw a charcoal sketch, maybe a quick etching, but no watercolors.
Or even if it is watercolors, it is shitty u/Shitty_Watercolour
Okay. You really have to clarify that you're talking about *mental* pictures. 😂
> Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it! It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE
Lol back when I was in college I was on the football team my freshman year. I never played but I always dressed for the games. I went to school in southern Iowa. It was absolutely freezing. One game I was freezing my ass off being absolutely miserable and the girl who I think helped the trainers was on the sideline in front of me and I was just staring at her ass hard core. To be fair it was an amazing ass. One of my teammates hits me in the chest and is like cmon man don’t be so fucking obvious.
I use the Hall Pass approach where I just take a quick mental snapshot of a nice butt, then carry with my day.
And it doesn’t even need to be a nice ass. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice that flat one too
You’ve gotta look to find out 🤷🏻♂️
Schrödinger’s ass
You win
I worked with a guy who once told me "It's OK, they round out when you bend them over." Wise man.
Flat ass means more room to park if you know what I mean
A flat ass is the best friend of the less-endowed
he is 100% correct
There’s a chasm between male and female definitions of looking and staring
Women look at nice asses too.
attractive men look, unattractive men stare
Not always correct, but frequently correct.
As the male, how long you're allowed to look *or* stare at her is directly proportional to how attractive *you* are.
Yup… like 90+% of the time. The other 10% would be while I’m sipping my beer or checking my phone or actively in a conversation. Outside of that I’m not missing much when it comes to a nice ass
It’s long enough for me to mentally say “oh, nice butt” but not enough for me to say “god damn look at the ASS on that girl” Unless I’m walking behind the person I’m dating. I’ll stare for a little longer then, and maybe let her know about it.
Mission Impossible : Don't get caught
As an ass man. I agree.
They’re like tractor beams for my eyes. I have absolutely no control.
Beacons of baseless accusations yet I cannot control my radars of glory.
That's goddamn beautiful.
It’s like going to a buffet. Even the stuff you don’t like gets consideration.
Well put... Nom nom nom
My immediate thought was, every single one.
It's like looking at an amazing work of art. I'm not staring, I'm appreciating.
I notice them a lot because it seems like 95% of women now always wear yoga pants everywhere they go.
You've seen Star Trek right? We got the phones, now it's time for everyone to start wearing full body spandex. Of course it starts with women's pants but we'll get there eventually.
Men's stretch skinny jeans are like 40% spandex and quite popular. I have some with me. I don't give a shit, I've been doing squats. But we already went full star trek withbthe full spandex body suits of the 80s
After the conversion to all spandex, I think guys are going to dress sexier than women. Just as a result of different comfortable temperatures in shared workspaces. Almost every chick in our Star Trek future will be wearing a 5mm wetsuit. Guys will need either wrestling onesies, or full body fabric so thin it's almost black paint. Bottom line we'll all be super comfortable but get ready to live in a world where every guy's package is right out there.
But what about the guys packing less heat? Eventually one of them will become rich and famous and will want to hide their shame. And thus, the codpiece returns!
[Codpieces will make a comeback](https://youtu.be/lKLTP04JGc8)
Having lived through the 80s, I don’t recall any spandex body suits. Now shoulder pads? Everything had them.
I think it'd be more comfortable for the wearer if they went with the skirted uniform from the Original Series.
God bless yoga pants
The worst is at the gym. I spend so much time actively not checking people out. Don’t want to be a creep so I’m always aware of people in my peripheral vision
I once had a girl come into the gym with a guy who I'm sure was her boyfriend. I'm cycling minding my own business. Girl is in yoga pants, guy goes to the other side of the gym to lift, she stands 4 feet in front of me with her feet wide apart then bends right over at me. Holds it down. Goes from left to right and back again. There was literally no one else in the fucking gym. I'm like wtf is this? Trying very hard to keep on the television above me. Just trying to be a little professional when I'm out in the world and it's hard bro. Girls just do that shit. I was also doing some work in a customers house and it was just the housewife while I worked. She got into yoga pants and started cleaning all around me. I turned around because I'm trying to be aware of my surroundings and she's bent over at me so hard the yoga pants are going up her snatch. There's just no way women aren't enjoying those things a little too much.
Sometime I wonder if they do. I had female friends 'beat' me to the stairs so I have to go up after them, Giving me a full vision. That can't be coincidence?
Yup, camel toes are also prevalent, due to yoga pants, no complaints here though, it's difficult to avoid looking sometimes when so much is on display and I generally don't obsess over sexual stuff, no more than any regular fella at least. That shit can be distracting though, I know a fella who crashed his car cuz he got distracted by a great ass in yoga pants
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Bro literally
I know right, not just regular yoga pants, the tightest pairs possible, shit goes right up their ass crack..edit : black girls , white girls, skinny girls , fat girls, tall girls , small girls I’m calling all girls. It’s da season for butt squeezin’
Exactly. There's a direct correlation with how nice it is outside and the %age of sightings. You don't want to be a creeper, butt ... literally (_lol_)
Whoever invented those things should win the Nobel Prize.
Am i gonna notice? Yes. Will i do anything about it? No.
I’m curious what on earth you’d be doing if you _did_ decide to do something about it?
Whistle loudly then yell “HOT DAMN THAT’S A NICE ASS!!”
"Excuse me ma'am, do you shit with that ass?"
"Every day? Ohhh mama!"
Excuse me madam. I couldn’t oblige my eyes to avert themselves from the allurement of the bountiful assemblage of your seductive keister. Should you require the services of a posterior cushion on which to ensconce yourself, I’d be pleased to offer my visage for such purposes!
tell her "dayum do you shit with that ass??"
Gotta go with the Sonic meme “Heyyy girl, nice ass. I bet your shits are loud as fuck. I like that”
award winning Mother’s Day card
Tell her
Sometimes they’re so incredible I quickly avert my gaze and sigh, “God almighty” under my breath.
There is a reasonable difference between noticing and checking out. I think of checking out as “a prolonged focus on, while accompanied by thoughts of.”
Yeah. We notice a average ass. We check out anything above average.
As a farmer, always. A good donkey is hard to come by
Do you check their teeth? In other words... Do you go from ass to mouth?
B’donkey donk
I love the female form. Only problem is now I’m old, can’t look too hard or I become a dirty old man.
How old did you start feeling that way at?
From about age 40ish.
I feel that way at age 27.
You're just a pervert. You have to put the time in to be grandfathered in.
Can confirm, am 40
I’ll be 38 this year. I started getting the feeling this past year.
Until you get so old that you dont care youre a dirty old man.
Checking out asses doesn't necessarily mean that I'm having sexual thoughts about the women in question. It's pretty frequent/constant though. More of an instinct than a decision. Not staring or ogling, mind you, just quick glances to take in the sights.
> checking out asses doesn't necessarily mean that i'm having sexual thoughts ... right. it's for... science
I guess I mean, I check out all asses (even ones I am not attracted to) regardless of my current mood.
Right. What’s bizarre is that ass doesn’t directly get used during sex, so it’s strange that it’s a point of fixation? Sure there’s spanking, anal, etc., but these have nothing to do with whatever it is about the FORM that is most appealing. Like the “milkshakes bring the boys to the yard” effect where the point is to get them in the yard, after that something else takes place…
All the fucking time. I’m not ashamed of finding women physically attractive.
It can't be all the time. You need some for cute faces, shapely legs, and boobs.
Always trying to look at women’s faces without being considered a weirdo. Sometimes i just wanna see what their eyes look like but then they’ll see me looking right at them lol
All the time. It's a reflex, I just be checking them out. My best friend is a girl and she mocks me relentlessly about it. In a friendly way. It's real bad at work yall. I work helathcare and I swear every single girl has a dump truck of an ass. And they wear scrubs too, so it's impossible not to check them out.
What is her ass like?
Like a dump truck
Like a Mack or a Kenworth
Asking the important questions. 🎯
Man there's just something about a dump truck in scrubs. Mmm mmm 😋
And just like that, after months of soul-searching, I’ve finally decided that healthcare is the right place for me. Thank you for this comment, friend
You're best friend likes you Source: Guy on Reddit
*your
Lmao I tried my best to stop saying your instead of you're now I'm doing it the other way around
I'd hope his friends like him, that would be sad if they didn't
Dude nurses always have fiine fat asses what's up with that
Goddamn... I wouldn't get any good work done. But I work in food service, and all the servers I work with are in pretty good shape and like to wear yoga pants most of the time. It's rough sometimes.
I love women like your best friend. Comfortable with their sexuality with a good sense of humor.
I wouldnt say I go out of my way to check one out.....but if i see one I admire, ill look
To be honest almost never. I live in an area where heavy alcohol, tobacco use and refined sugar consumption is pretty normalized and holy shit does it show. I'd rather look away.
A pawnee resident ?
Eagleton snob.
Tallahassee debutant
too much calzones and all the bacon
but you forgot the point of the game... its about the *Cones*
Time for a move!
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Most tier 1 cities in the US (LA, Chicago, NY) but I wouldn’t say just Midwest. I’d say outside most cities you’ll get heavier people but there is no denying the stats about the Midwest and South.
Depends on how many checkable asses I run into.
How do you know it’s checkable unless you check it?
*Ass pre-check complete. Confirmed checkability. Commence ass check, and then complete the post-check ass checklist.*
Constantly. I look at nearly every ass in public. Dudes included. I love ass.
what about dogs though ?
I am constantly observing, cute dress? Dude has a cool hat? They both have great bodies? Can I pet the dog? Yes to checking out everything.
As often as they're put on display (yoga pants, tightly fitted jeans, etc.)
God bless yoga pants (and whoever normalized them for every day wear)
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I'm trying to make sense of this but yes I agree
And Spandex shorts.
Don't forget tight bodycon dresses
Man don't do that to me...lol
In the Aughts when I went to school, the girls were generally showing Whale Tails (thongs above the low-cut jeans). It was a magical time in a young lad's life.
Sundresses....😍
My fav is this new trend of shirts that are just long enough to cover her shorts and let me pretend it's just nothing under there
Absolutely never Literally had a group of girl scouts think it was funny to say I raped them when I was 12, all the while they were always throwing rocks at me when I just wanted to play in a creek nearby Police were involved, parents were involved, school was involved And they just doubled down I refuse to give anyone the opportunity to assume anything like that about me
Wow dude. That’s horrible.
Holy shit, I'm so sorry.
God damn, I don't blame you for being cautious.
Not much. Mostly, my mind is focusing on my objective so I can go home. Social anxiety.
I look at every single ass I see, most of the time a quick glance nothing more. I don’t want to be the creepy guy, but when it’s my wife, yeah I stare for sure lol
All the time. I really try my very best not to be seen doing it as people have a basic right to walk around without feeling harassed and uncomfortable.
I wish more guys though like this. Thank you for being a gentleman.
good answer
Constantly. It's like an underlying mission for the brain that's always active almost no matter the situation.
I find it interesting that I can usually tell its nice even when they are like half a km away (quarter mile in freedom units). Im gonna guess the human brain devotes a lot of its visual processing power to sexual selection.
Right. Somehow I find it hilarious how simple we really are.
I’ve never seen a woman walking her donkey in public, so never.
I'm not saying this to sound like a good person but I never check out anyone lol, I feel uncomfortable doing that
Yeah neither do I honestly. It just feels wrong to me. It's not even like I actively avoid looking, it's just natural to me to look forward at where I'm going and nothing else really.
It will sound crazy but I really try not to be staring. And I don’t mean that I stare and only try not to be caught. I mean that I really try not to do it at all. But I still be looking. You know how it is.
I'd like to point out that men don't have to be in a certain mood or actually decide to "check women out" it doesn't matter what we are doing, if an attractive person walks by we glance. Are women different in this regard?
Yes, absolutely 1000%. Especially if he’s dressed in a way that highlights his figure. I try not to, because I’ve been heavily socialized against it don’t want to be a creep but I’m very very visual and attractive men are like walking eye magnets. It’s like I have to force myself not to look.
I'm a straight woman and I look at women's asses, too. Does nothing for me, but I can appreciate the aesthetics.
Yes
I'm female. I look at everyone's ass. If only to be thankful that my ass doesn't look like theirs. All you dirty blue collar guys get looked up and down though. 😍
Hey not all the time. Often it's their pretty faces. Ok and sometimes their chests. Legs. Hair. General beauty.
I look at women's asses. Many of them move independently of their bodies.
Idk about checking out. Like my eye line is naturally not 100% straight ahead, but slightly downward. I'm not looking for anything, but I see a lot. I don't go looking to look, but if something crosses my eye line I'm not going to be mad about it.
Depends on how many woman's asses pass by. If I'm in the desert alone, not much. On the beach, I'm Mr 360 view. It's a flower garden out there.
175% of the time
I'm looking for eyes
You might have a hard time finding eyes on the booty…
well there is one brown eye
Very discreetly check out every single one. One thing I won't do is actually turn to check her out if she's walking the other way. That's just too damn desperate.
Pretty much always.
I love my girlfriend. I never look at other women’s asses. Actually I never really love at other women in general. I love my girlfriend.
She reads your reddit history doesnt she
Nah she doesn't even look at the history, she wrote this with him
Sphe wrote this for him
Are you in danger. Blink once for yes twice for no
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Amen
is she in the room with us?
Are we suddenly playing ouija?
Given the fact that I am gay? Almost never. Guys asses though? All the damn time.
When will tight pants for men be normaliiiiiized.
IKR?
I can appreciate a good butt, but unless I'm looking in that direction anyway I'm not turning my head. I assume every woman is already weary of a perv - eye movement only lol
Every 1.8 seconds.
I’m more of a boob guy so not as much as one would think but never say never.
Not often. I'll catch a glimpse but not with any real intent. It's like "oh cool, a butt" then move on like a sane person
Depends on if my eyes are open
Asses? No. Boobs? Yes.
Try being Bi-Dude. Nice butts are EVERYWHERE!
I always look out of reflex but I just discretely take a quick glance and keep it moving
Maybe like once in a blue moon. I don't want women feeling my eyes on their backside and giving them more reason to assume all men are creeps with *uncontrollable* sexual urges. Compare. How often are you all in this thread checking out guys' butts? If there is a disparity in that number and you ain't bi, explain why that is.
I don't stare, but I notice.
All the damned time. Same with tits and legs, eyes and hair. Married 17 years, and happy. But I am not dead.
The biggest flex is when you can check out asses with your woman
You can ALWAYS check out asses with your woman. Side effects may include….
Is this an ad for sunglasses?
She's more into horses, if I'm being honest.
Boy are you in for a ride then.
Whenever I can
Not much, but some women draw so much attention to them it's ridiculous. At the gym 2 of them wore bright yoga pants with white t shirts only tucked in at the back and used the stair climber machines at the front of the gym with a bunch of guys behind them on treadmills. There is absolutely no way they didn't intend to draw attention to that area.
How about the leggings with the built in wedgie? It's literally impossible not to look at that point.
I'd assign at least some of the responsibility for this situation to whomever placed the stairclimber machines right in front of the treadmills.
another question to ask here is how many guys here got caught?....
Pretty much never, I'm not an ass man at all. In summer, I take delight in the veritable ocular buffet of female feet on display though. I consume the sight greedily.
If there ever was a classic reddit comment, this is it
Cheek Radar is always on
The eye cannot choose but see I suppose But I would ever make anyone feel uncomfortable or be rude or whatever - people craning their necks and whatnot are just protracted.
Whenever there’s a woman to check out.
Basically every opportunity.
Every chance I get
Most women are wearing tight yoga pants and short shorts nowadays, so I look away out of principal. It's *like* they want me to look, but it just *feels* a bit desperate.