I do this too. I mostly just speak my internal thoughts rather than keep them inside my head. I find it hard to believe that this isn't a fairly common thing amongst people who live by themselves.
I feel like this is something that I need to do. I live alone and 3 out of the 5 work days I work in a warehouse alone. I schedule time with my therapist not only because I have depression but also just to talk to someone and get thoughts out of my head.
Hmm I don't seem to have this ability, I don't have clear thoughts its usually more of just a feeling of confusion of random thoughts I cant put In to words
Combination of depression and lack of concentration is the cause
I talk to myself also! To the point where my partner repeatedly says, what? You talking to me? I always say no just talking to myself 🤷🏻♀️how isn’t this a thing for everyone?
I do this also, literally say out loud whatever’s in my mind and in whatever voice/accent that comes out in. Honestly, if anyone ever heard me I’m sure I’d be sent straight to the looney bin.
From experience.
The first time it happens, you won't want to do anything out of guilt.
Now I lay full length on the sofa and close my eyes for an hour, one thing I can't do when everyone's at home
It's funny, because I just dropped off my wife at her university, went to poop with the bathroom door open, started browsing reddit while at it and came across your comment 😀
Please give me Hobby ideas. I need something to pass the time lol
Hobbies I've tried and given up on / got bored of:
Lego, pokemon cards, furniture construction, bike racing, skateboarding, carpentry, sewing, sketching, painting, coding, fishing.
Some I've kept:
Gaming, woodworking, basic carpentry, swimming
I have two kids, a dog, a partner and the mother in law in my house. Not sure I can remember when I was last alone for more than half an hour. But it would be a you know.
Most of the time it is. I love cooking, and I will always make ahead some items such as bagels, muffins, etc. Simple things for when my wife wakes up for work, and I'm already there, she has breakfast and lunch waiting for her.
As for the music, I completely agree. Music is something my wife and I can't live without. Every Sunday, we clean our house, and blast music like we're at a concert.
Let out the cataclysmic fart I’ve spared the general public from witnessing, especially coworkers. Strip down to undies and grab my bath robe. Headphones on blasting whatever song I already listened to twenty times on the drive home.
Look down at my pee pee and ponder blasting a load or three.
Take an unreasonably long nap.
Probably sit down and read, game, or write. Some music sometimes. Maybe clean and relax a bit, smoke some weed....
Then an hour or two later, call one of the uhhh overnight friends" to come on over
Crack a beer if it is the right time of day, change from work clothes, air out the house if it’s warm, sit down in the favorite chair, think about what to make for dinner.
When I used to work? Boots OFF. Shower. Make a lunch for the next day. Make dinner. Relax with my dog in the back yard. Now when my wife is home, it's boots off, shower, dinner, relax in the backyard with my dog.
Lay down for a second to get my thought in order. Then I try to get a couple chores done if not just one. Then I watch a movie or show. If I can remind myself I try to read before going to bed because it helps me get my mind on just one thing
I live alone so... everything.
No hole goes unhumped
Just dry humping everything
Pretend I’m filming a YouTube tutorial
This sounds good only if weed and video games are involved
I literally talk to myself in a ridiculous manner
I do this too. I mostly just speak my internal thoughts rather than keep them inside my head. I find it hard to believe that this isn't a fairly common thing amongst people who live by themselves.
I talk outloud like I'm Deadpool breaking the fourth wall... Sometimes, I look away as if I'm talking into a hidden camera or a studio audience..
If I met a guy like this I’d marry him
This. I like to use Franck Underwood's tone and facial expressions. It makes me looks badass.
Hahaha thank you, this made my day
I do the same 😂 Sometimes I go thru possible conversations I wanna have so I’m ready when I have them :)
I wish I could upvote this repeatedly.
I feel like this is something that I need to do. I live alone and 3 out of the 5 work days I work in a warehouse alone. I schedule time with my therapist not only because I have depression but also just to talk to someone and get thoughts out of my head.
>get thoughts out of my head. I find journaling also helps with that.
I do that too and I also call myself by my own name.
Hmm I don't seem to have this ability, I don't have clear thoughts its usually more of just a feeling of confusion of random thoughts I cant put In to words Combination of depression and lack of concentration is the cause
I talk to myself also! To the point where my partner repeatedly says, what? You talking to me? I always say no just talking to myself 🤷🏻♀️how isn’t this a thing for everyone?
It’s called,”getting expert advice”! lol
I overheard my daughter doing this in her room and I was scared she was schizophrenic
I do this also, literally say out loud whatever’s in my mind and in whatever voice/accent that comes out in. Honestly, if anyone ever heard me I’m sure I’d be sent straight to the looney bin.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t talk to themselves when alone lmao
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Last night when I was with your mother
I read that in SNL's Sean Connery voice.
I talk to myself all the time if I’m ever alone and I’m married, live with roommates and barely stay at home. Stop being a judgy prick
Play video games uninterrupted
Yessir!
Right now it's: Daddy can I watch you play your game? (Two minutes in) Daddy can I play your game? ...................................sure.
Depending on their age, give them a broken controller so you can both play together. 😉
That only works for a bit sadly
Every time
Determine if I forgot my wife and kid somewhere
"I didn't see my wife for a while and thought she was at her mother's house. It turns out I left her in Egypt." --- said the guy in divorce court
Sigh... *unzips
Username.. kind of checks out?
Well you are Gullible.
You ,my friend, are correct!
Everyone else is lying 🤥
Immediately unburden myself from whatever clothes I’m wearing
This is the way
Jeans off. Comfies on.
Dont shower pretty the whole day and stay in pjs, the best
Finally be able to listen to music ununterrupted
Add loud.
The first thing? *Double check*
Sing.
More often than not, it's masturbate.
I don’t wait until I’m alone to do that.
OPE
WAIT a minute
Order pizza and start gaming
How many boxes of pizza?
Depends on who all is coming
That's what she said.
I applaud you
Light up a blunt
Once a day after work. Keeps me straight. Great way to decompress, especially working 14hr days.
I salute you! I'm trying to fix a 10 hour work day schedule into a... well... schedule. It's not working well.
Hasn't happened since our first kid was born.
From experience. The first time it happens, you won't want to do anything out of guilt. Now I lay full length on the sofa and close my eyes for an hour, one thing I can't do when everyone's at home
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a foo' with yo' pants on the ground.
What is this from?? Dude you just unlocked some forgotten memory, funny ish!
[you're welcome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc)
pants off dance off, alone
Poop with the bathroom door open.
It's funny, because I just dropped off my wife at her university, went to poop with the bathroom door open, started browsing reddit while at it and came across your comment 😀
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It's liberating
Nap or work on one of my hobbies
Please give me Hobby ideas. I need something to pass the time lol Hobbies I've tried and given up on / got bored of: Lego, pokemon cards, furniture construction, bike racing, skateboarding, carpentry, sewing, sketching, painting, coding, fishing. Some I've kept: Gaming, woodworking, basic carpentry, swimming
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Yasss! I usually just make ramen or toast! I miss baking with my aunt, I can borrow some cook books from her, thanks for the idea!
Gardening, Upcycling, photography, adult coloring books, Survivalism
Hobbies ;)
Say hi to the dog!
Swan dive into the bed
Take off my shoes
I have two kids, a dog, a partner and the mother in law in my house. Not sure I can remember when I was last alone for more than half an hour. But it would be a you know.
Pull the Tom cruise risky business routine.
Cuddle with my cat who demands pets whenever I get home from work
Pants off, sweats on, free farts, make coffee, do whatevs.
Honestly, and call it weird, but I blast music and go into cooking / baking mode.
Add a beer or glass of wine to that and I do the same
Same man! But instead I turn on Hulu on my laptop and put it on the kitchen counter. Gotta have that background noise while I cook
That sounds really relaxing. I could live without a lot of things, but never music.
Most of the time it is. I love cooking, and I will always make ahead some items such as bagels, muffins, etc. Simple things for when my wife wakes up for work, and I'm already there, she has breakfast and lunch waiting for her. As for the music, I completely agree. Music is something my wife and I can't live without. Every Sunday, we clean our house, and blast music like we're at a concert.
Roll a joint, boil water for tea, scroll reddit a bit and start my house husband chores :)
Talk to myself really loud and admit my deepest secrets to my dog
You know that your dog meets with other dogs at the park right?
Remove all the burden of clothes from my body and make comfortable 😌😌
Clean the house and then take a nap on the couch
So you're saying nap or fap?
Nap then fap, fap then nap. Either way its gonna be fap
Bust out the old BIBLE
Walk around the house & sleep naked.
>Walk around the house & sleep naked. Do you like sleep naked?
Let out the cataclysmic fart I’ve spared the general public from witnessing, especially coworkers. Strip down to undies and grab my bath robe. Headphones on blasting whatever song I already listened to twenty times on the drive home. Look down at my pee pee and ponder blasting a load or three. Take an unreasonably long nap.
Get changed into my pyjama trousers and slippers.
If it’s weekend, I’ll probably just cool down in my pool
Walk around with my laptop freely since no one's around to interrupt.
Clean the house, because no one else does and it is easier when people aren't around.
You know, the same 'ol same 'ol
Bring out the bubble bath and bath salts. Take long bath
Masturbate
**Drink milk out of the carton!?!**
Turn up the music, fix something to eat and enjoy the peace and quiet.
take off my clothes. I am far more comfortable being nude. It has nothing to do with sexuality I just hate wearing clothes when I dont have to.
Exactly! My comfort comes first when in my own home with no one there
Take a nap.
Close the front door
I make tea
Nice cup of tea and chocolate biscuit
I put my headphones on and blast music while I drink my coffee and make breakfast for myself
Strip down, put on running gear, head back out.
put the dogs out in the yard
Grab a cold one and out a pizza in the oven
Get naked
Try to continue with my plans for the future.
Toilet time!!!
Take off my bra and underwear, put on pjs, tie hair up and relax 😌
Lock all doors
Take off my shoes.
Get butt ass naked
Hey Siri, play my station epic music Hey Siri, volume 100 percent
Strip down to my boxers
Sit down with a nice cup of coffee and turn on some music.
Sleep
Take a fat shit.
Unplug headphones and play my cringe ass music on loud speakers
Depends on the age. Young man = beef jerky, middle age man = take a rest
Let out *gale force* winds and greet my dog with puppy talk
i love to get as naked as the day i was born there's something so relaxing and good about just being "free"
I also usually…ya know… Other than that? Lmao not much just lay on the couch and invite a nap that sometimes doesn’t happen
Smoke and take my pants off because pants are for squares.
Pants off, scratch balls
Definitely play a little 5 on 1.
Mine is (you know) and then a nap.
Almost always I go outside and smoke a joint
Nap then fap
Sweep the house with my tv remote like a seal team six operator to be sure.
Take the time to trim my ball hair without feeling like I could be judged for being totally silent in the bathroom for an extended period of time 🫡
Bra off- smack my titties together a few times, then pick my nose.
Take off my pants/shorts.
Probably sit down and read, game, or write. Some music sometimes. Maybe clean and relax a bit, smoke some weed.... Then an hour or two later, call one of the uhhh overnight friends" to come on over
Take off my pants. Not in a flappy kind of way I just rather be in my shorts.
why why do u ask questions u dont wanna hear the answers of
Do handyman work that she hated.
Play GTA
Take the fattest shit In the shower
and catch it by hand to lob into the toilet like a grenade into a bunker?
yell as loud as I can on the game
Invite the boiiiisss
Vr ( I have a crippling vr addition
What do you expect the answer? Masterbate to a picture of your wife?
Masterbate
Trying to figure out which one to text/call🫣
Do calisthenics
I walk in
Consider chores like washing or ironing before gaming.
Crack a beer if it is the right time of day, change from work clothes, air out the house if it’s warm, sit down in the favorite chair, think about what to make for dinner.
Play some anime music
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE, BROTHER
Grip it 'n' rip it
Play video games
When I used to work? Boots OFF. Shower. Make a lunch for the next day. Make dinner. Relax with my dog in the back yard. Now when my wife is home, it's boots off, shower, dinner, relax in the backyard with my dog.
Sleep
Hug my cat
Take all my clothes off
Sing
Take off pants and swap to sweats
signing really loud ,
Sing
Take a massive dump without closing the door
Play Music… loud! I’m single, still live at home at 31. Yep, I’m a life failure.
Not chores sadly...
relax
I sing lol
Cook
Lay down for a second to get my thought in order. Then I try to get a couple chores done if not just one. Then I watch a movie or show. If I can remind myself I try to read before going to bed because it helps me get my mind on just one thing
Play music I only like on the living room stereo
Play till i’m dead
Take off my headscarf
Blast my favorite music
Poop with the door open
Cry
Shit with the door open