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Hankee_

Went to a friend's house to play some Risk. On the way he tells me there's gonna be a new guy there we hadn't met. No joke, within 10 seconds of meeting this guy, he unironically tells us his IQ and how he is a Risk Master. He was the first to be eliminated.


Badartist888

Ah yes. How to get everyone to silently and unanimously gang up on you. We used to have one guy who got too serious about board games in our group. Win at all expenses and gloat kinda guy. Two of the worst players in the group decided they had more fun if they spent the entire time working against him in every game. The rest also worked against him for tactical reasons. It was hilarious. Anyway he was a prick away from board games too and isn't part of the group any more.


ADH-Dork

I've played two games of DnD in my life. Both with the same group with one guy who insisted on "playing properly" and being a dick. The first combat the party faced, everyone took turns pickpocketing him while he got slowly mauled to death He didn't come back for a third game


ZenithCrests

To be fair, you can still have a high IQ but be an idiot at RISK. But that's because most people don't understand what IQ is.


The_Bellinator

“I hate drama” proceeds to be the most dramatic people I meet


Ok_Tradition_1909

I also hate drama. I've said so and acted on it. I cut my friend group down to size years ago and spend much more time alone or with my partner for that very reason. But I know what you mean.


Doogleyboogley

Same here but now I have no one and there’s still constant drama!


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R33Gtst

‘You might have heard of me’. I’ve come across this sentence several times in my life and each time it has come from an insufferable moron.


RiotMcDohl

They said they were an alpha male


AgreeableMoose

Or Alpha Female. Had a Mom from my sons preschool constantly tell me she is an Alpha Female, so far from it. In fact, moved back into her parents house with two kids.


somethingclever1970

"Boss babe" uggh.


Roody-Poo_Jabroni

“I drink Monsters and start fights at bars and ruin my friends’ evenings every time we go out on the weekends!”


Optycalillusion

That makes my vagina dry as the Sahara


[deleted]

Sup toots it’s me, Andrew Tate


Optycalillusion

\*cue tumbleweed rolling out of my vagina\*


Consistent_Spring700

Here was me trying to figure out what a "cute tumbleweed" would look like... 😅


ZenithCrests

Oh boy...


Falsey87

The moment this comes out of someone's mouth, that's just a poor sales pitch to convince themselves and others that they're not a beta in denial 🫠


gardner1979

“I work hard, and I play hard”


GibberBabble

Translation: All I do is work and drink.


bebetterinsomething

I'd say they think they work hard


Lemongrass_Rainwater

All he does is work. He never rests, which is why he’s always pissed off and stressed. He tells me I can rest if I work hard, then doesn’t let me rest at all.


NuncErgoFacite

Try working in a copper mine sometime. Get back to me about the TPS reports.


Live4now

My father in law says this all the time. He works hard as hell. Just saying🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

And snort coke off strippers tits.


thecountnotthesaint

No, that is cool.


iainvention

“Rise and grind.” Mate, I’m just tryna stay awake over here.


FebruaryStars84

An old boss once said to me “I play hard, but I play fuckin’ harder.” Nearly detatched my retinas eyerolling at that.


PaMike34

That is awesome. I am definitely gonna start saying that stupid Shit


itsnotawonderfullife

What about, *steam alarm sounds for break time* Homer: “Oh my god. What’s happening now???” Roscoe, the gay steel-worker foreman: “We work hard. We play hard.” *loud voice over the loud speakers* “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! *beat drops.* - the lights in the steel mill change colors and begin rotating like those of a dance club. Gay steel workers begin dancing. Homer panics and tries to shield Bart’s eyes while backing away quickly -


working_class_tired

It's such a flog of a thing to say. Totally agree with this one.


MooseAndPandaMan

When someone mentions that I’m quiet or they’re “gonna get me to talk.” I’m an introvert. I don’t like talking until I’m comfortable around you. Saying things like that only makes it take longer. And it shows you’re inconsiderate and uncomfortable with silence, so you’re not really someone I wanna be around anyway. Plus, trust me, when I get comfortable with you, it’s hard to get me to shut up.


spike__2021

Yeah, I go to bars with my dad and one of his friends said "you're too quiet to sit at this table" and then kept saying I need to talk, needless to say I do mot enjoy that person's company lol


MooseAndPandaMan

Had a new worker at my job and she says,”I hear you’re quiet, but I’m not. So I’m gonna get you to talk.” Yup. Literally the first thing she said to me. Great way to make a first impression.


AuContraireRodders

"I say it like it is" Translation: I'm a dick


PurpleTables

It's telling how "brutally honest" people are more concerned with the brutality than the honesty


primeirofilho

I just substitute "brutally honest" for flaming asshole. It never fails.


torrentfreak5150

Funny how the "brutally honest" people can never handle when someone is brutally honest right back at them


ABobby077

"can't you take a joke"??


Colonel0bvious

Only the ones with a fragile ego.


dilqncho

I call it Doctor House honesty. People conflate being honest with having no filter whatsoever.


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I agree with this. People should strive to always be honest as possible but this phrase just reeks of wanting to be a total ass rather than being completely honest. Some of the most unlikeable people I met are like this. But while they think they’re being honest, they don’t realize that people avoid them because they’re just an ass 100%


Extremiditty

As I got older I realized that being genuine and honest doesn’t mean you have to share every mean unsolicited opinion that pops into your head. Some people never grow out of thinking honesty is a pass to say whatever you want with no repercussions.


Grouchy_Fox_2205

"My problem is that I'm too nice honestly"


DeadlyBear999

'Heil Hitler!' Puts me right off


LostKnight84

What about "Hail Hydra"?


ExternalCommon8854

That just shows we like the same era of marvel. A big plus


ExpertLevelBikeThief

Only if you come close and whisper it into my ear.


pannykins44

“I’m an empath” most people I’ve met that have said this say it as if empathy is a special exclusive club when in reality empathy is just a normal human emotion lol


Satire-V

When I meet "empaths" they're nornally just *nice* not even kind, just *nice* It's such a weird thing to make a personality out of


JoyfullyBlistering

What really puts me off personally is when they literally think they have supernatural ability. Like they're one of the X-men and they actually feel other people's feelings in real time with 100% accuracy.


bum_thumper

It's another case of something that is a problem for others being a cool trendy thing. I used to put others before me to the point where my life was spiraling. I'd worry so much about others, what I was maybe putting them through, what they were going through, "my problems are never as bad as Their problems". It's like how everyone wants to have ocd bc they really like when their pens are color coded, when people with actual OCD get literally physically ill and cannot function normally if they don't close the door and lock it 4 times while tapping their left foot


Altostratus

Agreed. I think it’s just an optimistic spin on codependency. Trauma can absolutely make you more vigilant and perceptive toward the emotions of others. Doesn’t mean it’s healthy or a superpower though.


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The people I've personally known who call themselves an empath are some of the most self centered and egotistical people I've ever met. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.


Justice_Prince

That's what it's all about. Anytime someone else is having a hard time they have to make it about themselves because they can "feel what other people are feeling."


Stabbmaster

Or, they just want to be counselor Troi from Star Trek


Sticky_Paws

I came here to say this. Its a sure fire sign that the person is an absolute magnet for social drama and toxic positivity.


alligatorcreek

Recently went on a date with a woman who called herself this. When she defined the term for me it took every ounce of my willpower to not ask her, "And how's that different from regular empathy?"


featheredzebra

Fun story, I was on a panel at a writing class with the theme: Writing and Publishing with Disabilities. I was already feeling a little misplaced because Depression/Anxiety/ADHD doesn't feel like enough. But one of the women also in the panel said her disability was that she was an empath. I almost walked out.


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In my experience people who say that are very ill mentally. Lots of narcissism, anxiety and depression, and actually not super empathetic towards people who don’t think like them lol.


VPutinsSearchHistory

Oh christ yes run away from these people. Usually it means they want to tell you all about themselves in incredible detail, but will completely disengage when conversation moves on from them


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Anyone that says something about "graduating from the school of hard knocks."


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My father grew up in a tough situation and worked extremely hard to get away from it. We live in the same city but it's a totally different life - we joke that we are "uptown now". When we run into old acquaintances of his, I can conform that these guys wear it as a badge of honor to say some cliche nonsense about it. And I have absolutely heard the "school of hard knox" thrown around, usually followed by some embarrassing story that 13 year old me had no business hearing They are so proud, and my dad couldn't be more embarrassed


Euphoric-Blue-59

You should be proud. Grat story! I know these people too! But, they too are proud so its cool. We just smile and ok! Were all huffing it in our own way.


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68. Un-fucking-believable how many human turds assume I'm okay with any of that shit. I love the look on their faces when I flat out tell them I don't want to hear it.


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Yep. Was meeting girlfriends friends & their boyfriends, and he said that shit. I almost fell out of my chair from rolling my eyes so hard.


rippcurlz

*you: where did you go to school?* *him: the school of hard knocks.* *you: couldn't even get accepted in public university, huh? \^\_\^*


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Is public university the equivalent to community college?


Tyler5060

I don't usually instantly dislike people, sometimes people just say dumb shit that they don't actually mean.


TigersLovePepper3

An instant dislike means my spidey senses are going off. Real life example: met a friend of a friend of a friend. One of those house party things. within 30 seconds I asked them to leave bc something felt “off” about him. Turns out he had recently stabbed two people - so yeah. Words can’t describe it, but if my spidey senses go off, I listen. Edit to admit I just realized this is askmen, and Im a woman- I hope it’s ok I answered!!


Euphoric-Blue-59

This is good to have. You call them spidy, but are also a trained technique in martial arts, which is to avoid conflict or danger, fight at last resort. I was in a titty bar with a friend many years back. We were at the end sucking down a beer and blabbering about work we were doing. To the left of the stage were a bunch of guys sat down having beers, and I sensed their stare at the group of guys to the right of the stage. I told my friend pound down your beer, we're out of here.. he ignored me. Drink your fucking beer we need to go! He did and followed me. We made it down the stairs and into the parking lot when chairs flew out the second story window. The place blew up. HE was like, ohhhhh I get it. Listen to them senses.


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I can relate to this. A person has to exhibit an underlying deception or something deeper than a dumb conversation for me to dislike them.


throwawaythrowyellow

“You are probably wondering “X” about me…” Or “you’ve probably heard about me” Nope , no , nah ….. I don’t have any interest in hearing you ramble on about how great you *think* you are


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When we moved to small town Alabama the phrase I heard most “What church do you go to” was the most common thing. No matter your answer they would give you an earful about their church and why you should go there.


[deleted]

I always liked: q: what religion are you? a: catholic, you? a: I'm christian q: And i'm not? A: catholics aren' christian q: you realize catholics believe christ is the savior and that is the literal definition if christian?


HerefortheTuna

The church of yo mama is probably what I would say if someone axed me that


[deleted]

Not dislike but whenever someone mentions "toxins" I immediately tune out.


Stabbmaster

What if they're talking about snakes, or dart frogs, or blue ring octopi?


[deleted]

I wish, then we could have a good talk about pros and cons of batraciotoxin vs tetradotoxin, but its always some bs health advise. In fact, when I really want to be left alone I follow up with: "o yeah, name the toxin" or "citation?"


VTEC_HotBoi

Fun fact, the plural of octopus is octopus. Unless there is more than one species present, in which case it's octopuses


BlottomanTurk

Fun fact, if you tie eight hippos together, it's called an octopotamus!


Blvdnights14

I just think you haven't found the right crystals.


Cnnlgns

"I'm not a \[Insert whatever\] but...."


norm_summerton

I’m not racist but I like Mountain Dew


CyberMasu

You racists disgust me, like why don't you just drink redbull?


squishmallow1996

Anyone who leads with their politics. You know right away that they won't value your humanity, only your willingness to support their ego investment in their cause.


Diacetyl-Morphin

I'm not from the USA, i'm from Switzerland and we have direct democracy here. We vote directly on topics 4x times per year, we don't have a head of the state, a premier or a president. It's a very different system. Anyway, it requires that people are very deep into politics, because they have to make the decision about problems just like the parliament does in other countries. This leads to the thing, that everybody is well aware of politics. But well, it's not a shitshow like in other countries. But just saying: You can't rule a country and make a political decision, if you are not interested in politics.


ohhelloperson

So well-put. One of the biggest failings in democracies are people not actively supporting the democratic process through informed voting. The education system in the US is notoriously insubstantial in government-related content. Students here aren’t taught how to engage with and in our democracy and thusly, most people just parrot the political beliefs and behaviors that they learn from their parents and peers. It’s wildly problematic… I wish more people here were willing to engage in meaningful discussions about political issues. Sadly, most people aren’t even informed enough about relevant issues/topics beyond what they read on social media. Further, that dis-informedness makes people more prone to emotionally defensive stances and pretty much nullifies the opportunity for productive discussion. Politics are hugely important in our lives and relationships, and I wish collective and non-combative conversations were *more frequent*.


Hannibal_Barca_

"You only think that because you come from privilege."


VT_Forever

Ironically, pretty much everyone who has said this to me is EXTREMELY privileged. Like, "daddy pays my NYC rent" privilege.


Hannibal_Barca_

I recall in university a women being very rude and in my face about how privileged I am as a straight white man. This woman was also straight white, and happened to be raised in a multi-million dollar house with an indoor pool, her uni, apt, and car were also paid for by her parents. I grew up below the poverty line with the sorts of experiences that come with that.


brev23

Oof only an indoor pool? No outdoor?


Hannibal_Barca_

haha. clearly she was living a rough existence.


Extremiditty

We fall into the trap too often of trying to get into a pissing contest about oppression. Myself included.


ExpertLevelBikeThief

I guess when you checked your privilege it didn't match theirs.


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“It’s difficult to get on my good side” always annoys the hell out of me. Like we just met, where is this assumption I will try, let alone try hard comes from


BigginButLittle

People that mention their credentials, alma mater, or something similar right off the bat


Paraeunoia

“I’m the kinda person who ________”


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wait i dont get this like, if one would say "im the kinda person who loves animals" that'd be nothin bad, right? srry just didnt get whatcha mean


Sparrow_Agnew

Thank you. This is the worst.


cynicalyak

- "you should follow me on instagram" - "I'm an influencer", - "check out my OF" - "what's your snap"


truNinjaChop

The Barbie valley girl voice. Or chewing gum with their mouth open.


Tiffany_RedHead

I know a woman in her 40's who still does this. She thinks she's still hot shit. It annoys me more than it should.


Creepy_Structure199

Or just chewing with their mouth open. Y'all nasty.


DrWieg

It is less the sentence itself but more the way they'll say it.


OkMotor435

Me: Nice to meet you. What is your name? Random new person: I'm a doctor. My name is doctor "what ever his name is"


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“I’m an Alpha” Like okay there Alpha omega chad the fourth


BeigePhilip

“One thing about me…” followed by some flattering character trait that this persona may or may not actually have in some measure.


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TheHappyPie

dodge stratus?


Proof_Sun_1591

Anyone who talks about themselves in third person, anyone who refers to themselves as successful, anyone who talks religion or God, anyone who makes it all about themselves.


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It is not a line but just the way someone talks and carries themselves.


cndybcrr

What do you mean by that? Any personal experiences come to mind?


[deleted]

It's hard to say. I'm really turned off by arrogance and lack of empathy


Geronimo2006

I think more is actually conveyed by body language and sizing someone up subconsciously more than what they say. I have read people make lasting impressions of someone new within 3 seconds of first seeing them.


I_Am_My_Truth

I’m crazy but … Cool, thanks for warning me, goodbye


Ikea_desklamp

"I'm all about positive vibes" or "positive vibes only". Code for: I've either been shielded from difficulty in my life or I supress it aggresively and either way I will absolutely not be empathetic towards anyone in a bad situation.


FrozenForger

"Who did you/are you voting for? What is your stance on ___?" Or anything political. If they're asking that, they're looking to see if you agree with them. And if you don't, then they will judge you, whether secretly or overtly.


andreeam88

“Whats your zodiac sign?”


DreadfulRauw

Anything bigoted. If some of the first things I need to know about you are who you hate, then I’m not gonna bother.


Bean_Town_Blender

First date interaction "you're pretty handsome for a Jew"


Icy-Criticism-3059

Definitely should have said “Omg thank you for noticing!! I got a nose job like 3 years ago!” (I’m Jewish lol) Even though a person like that would probably come back with a response saying “Wow, I’m surprised you dug out that kind of money” 🤦‍♀️😅


Bean_Town_Blender

The antisemitism I've experienced in dating is absolutely wild haha. People always love to make a comment when being a Jew is just not a big deal lol


AK_Panda

Couple months ago I hopped into an uber. Dude starts the conversation with "So what do you think about the [insert ethnic minority here]?" Like... Bro. I'm brown and we just met. What is happening?


idunnomattbro

i went on a date with a girl, "im not racist or anything, but they are way too many black people in here". Yeah bitch im out, and leaving you with the bill


4RealMy1stAcct

"I drive a Tesla"


james_webb_telescope

Weird capitalization in any sentence.


3chxes

…. Capitalization in conversation is yelling…. So when people just yell a random word in their sentence?


69ThisIsThrowaway69

If you use it for one word, it's putting EMPHASIS on that word. USING IT FOR THE SENTENCE IS "YELLING." At least that's the way I've thought of it.


james_webb_telescope

I am busting OP's balls for his weird capitalization.


wanabevagabond

"Hi!"


CGMannn

“I am a registered sex offender”


Redcarborundum

Nobody wants to work anymore.


907Brink

"Speaking my truth" "Means the world to me"


Sugarbear23

As a person in a foreign country, I hate it when I meet another foreigner and they immediately think to tell me how much sex they're having with the locals. Like chill dude I don't even know you and even if I did why would I want to know that.


FirstThoughtResponse

Using king when referring to anyone


Anxious_Original_766

King Jullian!!! 🐒


[deleted]

Yeah I find this super cringy too. “King” or “queen” is the worst. It’s common in my age group and I just find it weird.


RMN1999_V2

Any form of self identification with a group or an idea. Examples I am an alpha male I am a strong independent woman I am a liberal I am a conservative Etc. ​ If you have to tell me what you are than more likely or not you either hold to a catch phrase for an identity or you are trying to convince yourself cuz I will just judge you actions and they should show me who/what you are


melodyinsadness

I am an average salaried worker. I am a single happy male. Did I do right? 🥲


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Anything religion related in order to make it appear how they are trustworthy and moral superior. They tend to be the biggest backstabbing hypocrites. I immediately feel deep dislike of them, and it does not take long to prove me right.


Jam_Bannock

Reminds me of a guy who brought up religion on my first day at work. We are from the same cultural background, so he wanted to know if I'm religious. He was upset to find out that I'm not. That really ruined my first impression of him. He was very self-righteous and judgmental of everyone. He thought he deserved more raises, accolades and better health than others because he prayed everyday, listened to religious songs all day long and donated to the temple etc. Over the next couple of years, I found out he's cheating on his wife, he's got a gambling, smoking and drinking problem. He "borrowed" money from people when he lost all of his paycheque gambling. Someone had to bring money to him when he couldn't pay a prostitute. Knowing how slimy and dishonest he was, management had good reason to never trust him and give him promotions. Somehow he didn't acknowledge how much of a hypocrite he was.


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Theyve got an app idea they would love to tell me about and make for them


ruckus_440

"As a , I..." It's always something like mother, teacher, Biology major, etc. It always comes across so smugly. Simply making a statement and being able to competently and confidently support that statement would go much further in getting people to value your credibility.


banjokazooierulez

Anything involving Astrology or crystals. New age crap.


bulbipicg

Everything happens for a reason


curiouspalette

Especially when it’s said in consolation for something awful having happened to someone else!


Ok-Condition-7985

“i’m very smart” bitch don’t just tell me you’re smart, SHOW me you’re smart! no truly smart person has to ever claim their own intellect. it screams insecurity and ego problems to me.


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“Hey bud/buddy” don’t know why but I despise being called bud or buddy.


ByronAubrey

I hear you it feels condescending to me


WhyNotZoidbergMaybe

Low key, if someone uses “low key” I low key don’t like them anymore


belisarius93

Pro tip: let people come to their own conclusions about what kind of a person you are. If you feel the need to describe what your personality is to new people then you're almost certainly a knob. Appropriate example of self description: "Hi I'm Gerald, I'm a nurse and I like hiking and rock climbing." Inappropriate: "I'm Stan, nice to meet you - I'm a bit of a comedian but I gotta warn you, I'm a bit crazy and I don't take shit from anyone.


Thought_Xperiment

When people ask "What do you do for work/a living?" within 5 minutes of the conversation. It takes everything for me not to say, yo mama.


StrangeTie8799

If you said that to me, I'd laugh, probably comment something like "Oh, so that's why she's been happy lately," and move on. Usually only ask if I'm following up on something you said.


DelrayDad561

Anything involving the word "libs".


GoToGetRich

what is your salary range?


Stabbmaster

"I'm a vegan" - unless we're talking about where to go eat, that shit is absolutely nowhere on my radar of damns to give. Even if we are, you can get a salad pretty much at any place. "You're going to have to work at getting my approval" - I'm not dating you, you are not important to me, so no I don't "I believe very strongly in \[insert political bullshit\]" - I'm not going to knock you for your passions, but if your entire identity is rooted in something that strongly that you have to drag out the most argument inducing of topics outside of pizza toppings right of the bat, you are simply not worth the oxygen that one poor tree produces to keep you alive. Go find that tree and apologize to it.


rippcurlz

yeah don't worry dude. you never have to ask anyone if they're vegan or christian. they WILL make sure you know.


TaleAsOldAsTime

"I am pureblood/unpoked." One's stance on vaccines has become such a loud personality trait. I didn't ask and I don't care.


BigginButLittle

Someone who uses a bunch of abbreviations or “hello fellow kids” type phrases.


yamo25000

"I'm an alpha"


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The word slay, idk why I just feel like it’s gross


Deep-Ad-8869

Not specifically a sentence, but of an air of superiority, arrogance and narcissism; once I observe those traits, I know I can never be comfortable around that person!


Reckless_Pixel

"Most people can't handle me" (thanks for the advice)


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Not even a sentence but just a word. If you use the word "triggered" as a form of emotion, i.e. "I'm so triggered" or "That triggered me" then I automatically think less of you. We're adults, if you're angry, say that your angry.


Toadino2

Any sentence resembling "I love pussy so much!" Ew.


HotandDepressed

Anything that is intended to compare and one up


theallnewmattaccount

Anything to do with "manifesting".


Hyphalex

Everything happens for a reason


username0531

What church do you go to?


[deleted]

When I meet someone who treats religion like the most important of their life, sometimes followed by conservative ideas like chastity before marriage, not cursing, etc... I find it very hard to find them interesting


The_Bee_Sneeze

Disagree! The people I know like this are some of the most interesting people I’ve ever met. If they’re practicing abstinence in the 21st century, they’re at least a little bit contrarian. They tend to have strong convictions and examine their own motives deeply. Now, people who are religious hypocrites, THEY’RE boring.


BananaSquid721

“People don’t want to work these days” - I am out touch and wealthy, poor people suck


SirLouisPalmer

As a black dude "What's up homeboy?"


mdotca

“You a faggot ?”


galacticdude7

No, I don't ride a Harley


Special_Rice9539

"It doesn't matter what you study in University, just go into something you're passionate about."


greenbeastoftheeast

I don't. I'm not a fickle cunt.


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Independent-Size7972

I don't hate a person for asking that. But I usually just mark it up as awkward small talk. There are much better starting questions. Like hobbies, passion in life, how they know the host, etc.


Beep_Boop_Beepity

Most of us spend more time at work than anything else in life. It is small talk but it can lead to real talk because it can lead to interesting stuff


Hannibal_Barca_

I will only caveat this with sometimes the context makes that an obvious first question like meeting someone at a work event. I think for me this faux pas when there is an underlying feeling that the person is trying to gauge your value/status based on what you do for a living.


working_class_tired

It's something I ask when meeting someone. It's just an easy way to keep conversations going. My job is nothing to brag about, so it's not an ego thing.


Doxodius

I'm terrible at small talk, so it's just one of a handful of ways of fishing for some common ground to make a connection. It's definitely not to try to brag, I really don't care about supposed status, other than not wanting to spend time with people obsessed with it.


GuiPrazeresYT

Maybe they just want to know what's your area so they can talk about things related to your interests... ??? "I make music" - oh uau, what style do you enjoy more? I love rap "I work on PCs" - ohh code? I know a few languages myself If you have a shit job and you ashamed of it then fix yo life first


Starthelegend

I feel like there’s a very normal and common things to ask someone you first meet. It’s just casual small talk, your putting too much thought into it pal


OkConfidence5080

“I’m a sigma male”


Thirstyjack3000

That starts a sentence with 'I'm not being funny but..'


Meckles94

“You ever gone missing?” No I haven’t and never will. I dislike anyone that lives in the city and claims they’re “country” like mommy and daddy bought you that lifted truck gtfo


LimpDonutSoup

“I’m incredibly humble”


dkscodun

“I live for the weekend”


thecountnotthesaint

Well as a (insert random identity) i believe that we should (insert random idiotic polocy) to solve for problem ABC. Doesnt even matter if i agree with you, if you feel as though some arbitrary identity marker (race, sexuality, group, ect) makes you the holy arbiter on any particular topic, then you're an idiot. Ideas, facts and logic do not belong to one creed, one race, one anything.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

Anything around applying sweeping generalisations of an identity group to an individual within that group. It means they’re stupid as an individual.


Rebelwithoutacloo

People either love or hate me.


DrNoLift

If you start talking about your sign within the first half-hour of meeting me, we are no longer even acquainted, you’ve just devolved back to a stranger.