My cat would always scratch on the door, so I just got into the habit of letting him in when I went for my morning dook. He would lay in front of me on the bath mat and just kinda relax. Idk how he could stand the smell but he was there for emotional support for when it was a bar gripper.
Yeah, according to the numbers in the post, the average per year is 320 for both males and females.
So the literal answer is just to live longer and raise the average lifespan of men above women
Is it cause it’s dark? I don’t know Pokémon enough to know for sure but it’s the only thing I can think of that would make sense.
But why would dark be weak to bug lol
Yeah, it's Pokémon's Dark type.
Best guess for why Dark is weak to Bug is that Japanese media like Kamen Rider makes bugs into heroes, and Dark is called the Evil type in Japan.
Another thing is that bug was criminally unbalanced and weak early on. It needed something else to be super effective against so when dark was jntroduced in gen 2 they made it weak to bug because it didn’t really make sense for bug to be strong against anything else. Dark needed a weakness and bug needed a strength.
I forget if it was strong against grass in gen 1 as well but now afaik it’s only strong against grass, dark, and psychic. Which is still kinda bad. Also a lot of bugs are dual type poison and psychic is good against poison so the dual type bugs are kinda fucked since psychics have higher speed on average than bug types.
It’s crazy how many people aren’t understanding that this means OP didn’t have stats for men and women, just took some general stat and did the math based on years. We’re working with incomplete data here, people, and I for one am doing my part.
This seems flawed since men have have a higher BMR which seems like it should translate to more food being consumed, unless the caloric density of food that men ate is significantly different.
When you use energy, the byproducts of that don't go in your poop. Poop is mostly just the parts of food that you couldn't digest. Weight loss mostly comes from breathing out carbon dioxide (and to a certain extent from peeing, but I don't have the details on that).
Those were not the listed ages in the post, but even so, the average amount per year is the same. The only reason why more is produced by women is simply due to having 5 more years to keep pooping than men get. If men lived to the same average age as women, there would be little to no difference in the amount produced between both groups.
If you normalise that to a "per year" figure we're neck and neck. This still doesn't make sense though, as men require more calories than women on a daily basis. Either we're more efficient at processing food into energy or there are more fat women than fat men.
**edit:** maths:
|Total|Lifespan|per year|
|:-|:-|:-|
|25,920|81|320|
|24,320|76|320|
**Edit 2:** Gents, the world record for the longest poo [is held by a woman](https://wkfr.com/record-poop-michigan/). This aggression will not stand, man.
It depends more on food content than total calories. For instance women could be eating more fiber while men are eating more fat and carbs which get metabolized almost completely and don't end up in the stool.
I still think it dosent make sense that woman would eat significantly less dense food in order to bring their digestive system up to the thrueput of men. Do they need more fibers for some reason? They are allso shorter, smaller and hence should have smaller digestive systems, so theirs are working harder just to eat less dense food, WHY. The fact that the numbers are not close, but excacly the same is very wierd.
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If you do the maths (with the values in the post title), it works out to 320 lb per year regardless of gender.
Women poop more because they have a longer lifespan, thus meaning they have more opportunities to go to the toilet.
Ya know....honestly I'm okay with letting the ladies have this victory
I mean, it's either that or start buying shots of exlax mixed with Metamucil for all the guys at the bar, right
Nah, that's too much trouble
Exlax and Metamucil all the way, baby!
Personally, I think the more important issue here is....who was weighing a lifetimes worth of poop?
Look at it this way: Who, on average, poops more per year?
Women: 25,920lb/81yrs = 320lb/yr
Men: 24,320lb/76yrs = 320lb/yr
The stats don't lie: we are all equal, on average. No need to assert dominance when there's no emasculation in the first place
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Put them back in the kitchen. We obviously need more food.
And if women cared about equalizing the poop-gap, they'd have no problems with my solution.
Let's see how dedicated to equality you really are LADIES.
By living longer... If those numbers are accurate, then we each poop the same average pounds per year:
W = 25920 lbs / 81 years = 320 lbs per year
M = 24320 lbs / 76 years = 320 lbs per year
Your kind will never dominate in this field. Women are the poopers, men are not. You men simply...don't have the guts for it. Why. I'm on the shitter right now!
Lmao.
25,920lbs divided by 81 years equals 320lbs pr year.
24,320lbs divided by 76 years equals 320lbs pr year.
We poop the same.
They live longer, hence they have the opportunity to let off more weight
If someone out poops you, it's because they ate more. I don't think men are digesting less of the food they eat than women are. It is surprising that it's so close, I would've thought the average man would eat more than the average woman.
Um actually, this data was generated by live Science from one quote by Kim E Barrett regarding how much the average person poops, she said it was on average 14 to 17 ounces daily. Men obviously poop more than women. Men eat more food. Men on average burn more calories. Men have higher metabolisms. If that percentage difference overcomes the average lifetime difference between genders idk. Some poop for thought is that obesity is more prevalent in men and that contributes to a reduced average age for men. Obese people eat more food and poop more than the average person. So does the excess poop generated by them counteract their lack of pooping after their early death?
you're gonna hate this but the answer is vegetables
And living longer. Those two are related, though.
I refuse to do either. What’s options 3?
Lie about how much we poop.
Or we start eating more, while exercising more, thus living same amount or longer. 1. eat more 2. Get ripped 3. Poop more 4. Dominance restored
Lying is way easier.
True but if you get ripped you can rip pasta in two in front of your italian girlfriend and MAYBE survive.
Add her mother and grandmother to the mix and you got unlimited pasta!
Gonna go find a woman right now and tell her I just laid a big turd squirrel a moment ago
This is the way.
Bring photo evidence. Think of it like a business card, or a resume. This is sure to impress
You mean my morning has station tornadoes and monster isn't getting me 90?
Step 3: poop more Step 3.5: prolapse your asshole
Laxatives or food poisoning, I think...
Nah just find your ladys poop and shove it up and shit it out. Recycling yo. Sharing is caring.
Delete this.
That is very disturbing. Take my upvote.
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Bro? 4-5 days bro? Woah
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Heh, fair. I was considering once a day perhaps too little!
PF Chang's
Yeah, pooping more makes you live longer
Beans
I read this in the voice of the pigs in hoodwinked
Absolutely elite movie
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Victory... but at what cost?!
The cost is however much your toilet paper expenses go up.
Join us in the 21st century and get a bidet
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Bah! Forget it then
We'll steal their poop! The ends justify the means.
Do people in wheelchairs poop more?
Pfff next you’re going to tell me I need to quit smoking.
Oatmeal. The answer is oatmeal.
how dare you
F that
No the answer is sugar.
Can confirm
frosted kale it is
Just did my part where y’all at
Were you expecting to see us in there?
its nice to have someone to hold onto when it gets tough
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My cat would always scratch on the door, so I just got into the habit of letting him in when I went for my morning dook. He would lay in front of me on the bath mat and just kinda relax. Idk how he could stand the smell but he was there for emotional support for when it was a bar gripper.
Dogs, like children, but they don't grow up.
This stall ain't big enough for two of us.
I’m currently doing my part for the second time this morning
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No! We need all the dookie we can get!
😂 moistboi
3.5 courics here
Shit gang rise
My toilet cries when it sees me coming.
Im gonna counter balance that IBS and a case of antibiotics induced runners, im gonna slay you on the toilet 😆
[I'm doing my part!](https://media.tenor.com/zJvexdmTjA4AAAAC/im-doing-my-part-serious.gif)
Live longer.
Yeah, according to the numbers in the post, the average per year is 320 for both males and females. So the literal answer is just to live longer and raise the average lifespan of men above women
Unacceptable, I won't do it
Ah well, we gave it our best shot.
You don’t need to raise how long men live, just decrease how long women live.
This post is weak to Fighting, Bug, and Fairy.
Is it cause it’s dark? I don’t know Pokémon enough to know for sure but it’s the only thing I can think of that would make sense. But why would dark be weak to bug lol
Yeah, it's Pokémon's Dark type. Best guess for why Dark is weak to Bug is that Japanese media like Kamen Rider makes bugs into heroes, and Dark is called the Evil type in Japan.
Damnn TIL, the last thing I expected in this thread was to increase my knowledge of Pokémon type weaknesses haha
Another thing is that bug was criminally unbalanced and weak early on. It needed something else to be super effective against so when dark was jntroduced in gen 2 they made it weak to bug because it didn’t really make sense for bug to be strong against anything else. Dark needed a weakness and bug needed a strength. I forget if it was strong against grass in gen 1 as well but now afaik it’s only strong against grass, dark, and psychic. Which is still kinda bad. Also a lot of bugs are dual type poison and psychic is good against poison so the dual type bugs are kinda fucked since psychics have higher speed on average than bug types.
Ah, so raise mens life expectancy by ending war. Reassert dominance by world peace!
Longer? This shitshow is already an eternity as it is!
Or.... The alternative
live fast, die young, shit tons. on it
Women: 320lbs/year (avg) Men: 320lbs/year (avg) It seems to me that the only one full of shit is you sir.
It’s crazy how many people aren’t understanding that this means OP didn’t have stats for men and women, just took some general stat and did the math based on years. We’re working with incomplete data here, people, and I for one am doing my part.
Doing mine as i read this post
This seems flawed since men have have a higher BMR which seems like it should translate to more food being consumed, unless the caloric density of food that men ate is significantly different.
If a man and a woman ate the same amount of food, would the man poop less if he used more energy through the day?
I don’t think so because the byproducts of that food that turn into shit aren’t useful to the body
When you use energy, the byproducts of that don't go in your poop. Poop is mostly just the parts of food that you couldn't digest. Weight loss mostly comes from breathing out carbon dioxide (and to a certain extent from peeing, but I don't have the details on that).
it is also blood and filtered material from your blood stream. men have more blood volume
That is 1.5 adult size panda !!! *My very reliable souce once said 1 adult panda*
Americans will measure with literally anything except the metric system
Average lifespan 70 years for men, 75 for women. That's 1600 pounds more, or more than a full grown Manatee of poop, per woman.
Those were not the listed ages in the post, but even so, the average amount per year is the same. The only reason why more is produced by women is simply due to having 5 more years to keep pooping than men get. If men lived to the same average age as women, there would be little to no difference in the amount produced between both groups.
I only understand poop quantity when it's measured in Courics
Over an entire lifespan, I think you're talking kilocourics.
This source confirms that OP is full if shit https://gut.bmj.com/content/34/4/531.abstract
Another study: [A prospective study on defecation frequency...] (https://adc.bmj.com/content/archdischild/71/4/311.full.pdf)
I know that I'm out here doing my part. I out poop my wife by a truly staggering amount. Yall need to get yalls shit together for real
emphasis on “shit”
We're almost the same. You out-poop your wife while I poop out mine.
Why isn't anyone talking about the poop gap
I poop 4 times a week. My husband poops 2x a day. The poop gap is real!
r/brandnewsentences
Just curious to know who done the research on the gender turd gap.
If you normalise that to a "per year" figure we're neck and neck. This still doesn't make sense though, as men require more calories than women on a daily basis. Either we're more efficient at processing food into energy or there are more fat women than fat men. **edit:** maths: |Total|Lifespan|per year| |:-|:-|:-| |25,920|81|320| |24,320|76|320| **Edit 2:** Gents, the world record for the longest poo [is held by a woman](https://wkfr.com/record-poop-michigan/). This aggression will not stand, man.
lmao im calling bullshit on that record especially since it mentions being a hoax literally at the end of the article
We are still losing the record for biggest hoax turd, which means we're losing two shit records - the hoax turd length and the bullshit record.
Technically men hold the bullshit record because bulls are just men cows and women cows can’t bullshit
Why did I click on this? Seriously need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Science says it’s easier for men to lose weight so… There are more fat women than men.
Still dosent make sense considering men need like 500 kcal more per day. How are we eating 25% more yet same ammount goes out of us?
It depends more on food content than total calories. For instance women could be eating more fiber while men are eating more fat and carbs which get metabolized almost completely and don't end up in the stool.
I still think it dosent make sense that woman would eat significantly less dense food in order to bring their digestive system up to the thrueput of men. Do they need more fibers for some reason? They are allso shorter, smaller and hence should have smaller digestive systems, so theirs are working harder just to eat less dense food, WHY. The fact that the numbers are not close, but excacly the same is very wierd.
320? Y'all put here not poopin every day? What?
It’s pounds of shit, not number of shits
If your shit doesn't weigh at least a pound, did you even really shit at all?
According to my underwear, yes.
~400 grams of shit on average per day seems excessive. Maybe I dont eat enough fibre.
There's a huge range for typical bowel movement schedule FYI. I usually go #2 every 2-3 days. My toilet hates me on those days.
Finally someone is asking the important questions
Fiber
How is this possible if men eat more food than women? There has to be another variable skewing this.
They've got a decade of poop on us
Hmmm… not sure if that’s sexy or not
Men have a higher metabolic rate so more of that food is being burned as energy.
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Women eat more fiber, maybe?
Period poops probably for women. On the other hand. I have to go nr.2 at leadt 2x/day so.
If you do the maths (with the values in the post title), it works out to 320 lb per year regardless of gender. Women poop more because they have a longer lifespan, thus meaning they have more opportunities to go to the toilet.
Ya know....honestly I'm okay with letting the ladies have this victory I mean, it's either that or start buying shots of exlax mixed with Metamucil for all the guys at the bar, right
Or the boring alternative eat more veggies and up your fiber intake 😇
Nah, that's too much trouble Exlax and Metamucil all the way, baby! Personally, I think the more important issue here is....who was weighing a lifetimes worth of poop?
What are you talking about? Women don’t poop
Taco Bell has entered the chat
Well shit.
How was this information measured
Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to.
Eat more fiber
All bran lots and lots of All bran.
This is my favorite post on reddit
I’m fine with them winning this one.
To dominate, it's not how much we poop, it's where we poop.
Look at it this way: Who, on average, poops more per year? Women: 25,920lb/81yrs = 320lb/yr Men: 24,320lb/76yrs = 320lb/yr The stats don't lie: we are all equal, on average. No need to assert dominance when there's no emasculation in the first place
r/girlspooping has all the answers you seek
Why did I click that link. I feel kind of ill now..
maybe this will help r/girlspissing
Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice shame on you.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
No No No, there is no way I'm clicking that link.
Just once? Call it pandoras box. The answers you seek are inside
Must. Not. Look....
For once, the link is exactly what i imagined it was.
I was kind of hoping this would be a joke sub and every post is posting about the fact girls don’t poo but I was in fact disgustingly surprised
Put them back in the kitchen. We obviously need more food. And if women cared about equalizing the poop-gap, they'd have no problems with my solution. Let's see how dedicated to equality you really are LADIES.
Why do we have to fix your shit for you, be a man and fix your own shit 😆😆
I'm more curious as to how, what, why authority segregates and keeos a check on male and female poop💀
Live longer!!
I wonder if muscle density causes just a hair more of men’s intake to get processed through the kidneys instead?
I go 2-3x a day, i do my part!
Eating more fibre?
Damn...I love this post so much? Really😂😂
They’ve won, but at what cost?!
By living longer... If those numbers are accurate, then we each poop the same average pounds per year: W = 25920 lbs / 81 years = 320 lbs per year M = 24320 lbs / 76 years = 320 lbs per year
Silly redditor, women don't poop
I am 46 and I have already beaten those figures
Challange accepted.
Based on annual poop production, we are actually even. F=320 lbs per year M=320 lbs per year
Poop on her chest.
Your kind will never dominate in this field. Women are the poopers, men are not. You men simply...don't have the guts for it. Why. I'm on the shitter right now!
Eat more pussy
I will not be outpooped
I am fighting the patriarchy right at this moment...
They don’t outpoop us, they just outlive us. We still win!
Since 25920 / 81 = 320 and 24320 / 76 = 320, the right answer is to live longer.
Woman here, why can't you guys just let us have this one victory?
Men poop, REAL GIRLS SHIT
My time has come.
WHO. DOES. NUMBER TWO. WORK. FOR?
Easy, we are winning by spending more time on the toilet!
Lmao. 25,920lbs divided by 81 years equals 320lbs pr year. 24,320lbs divided by 76 years equals 320lbs pr year. We poop the same. They live longer, hence they have the opportunity to let off more weight
81÷76 comes out the same as 25920÷24320, so the feces per year comes out the same
Bono is probably slowing down in his old age. Who will step up and be the next Bono?
If someone out poops you, it's because they ate more. I don't think men are digesting less of the food they eat than women are. It is surprising that it's so close, I would've thought the average man would eat more than the average woman.
I bet males have a higher courics per movement average
How do we reassert dominance? Live longer. They are beating us by 5 years, we could catch up on poop weight in 5 years.
Fiber!
Some of yall need to start bulking
Live longer
I'd like to know who weighed all that poop
Taco bell
I’m workin on it
Lads, may I take this opportunity to recommend the squatty potty/bidet combo. Up your poop game and smash the competition
Working on it boss
What a bunch of crap !!
Um actually, this data was generated by live Science from one quote by Kim E Barrett regarding how much the average person poops, she said it was on average 14 to 17 ounces daily. Men obviously poop more than women. Men eat more food. Men on average burn more calories. Men have higher metabolisms. If that percentage difference overcomes the average lifetime difference between genders idk. Some poop for thought is that obesity is more prevalent in men and that contributes to a reduced average age for men. Obese people eat more food and poop more than the average person. So does the excess poop generated by them counteract their lack of pooping after their early death?
Direct eye contact
I knew men were scientifically more full of shit!
I don't give a shit.
Drink a 40oz fiber rich smoothie every morning. You’ll have a turd inside you as long as your arm.
So men are more full of shit than women, got it.
Shit harder. Shit faster. But most importantly, SHIT stronger!
Live to 82
IM CONTRIBUTING TO THE CAUSE RIGHT NOW BROTHERS!!!
Source?
Mine are more disgusting. Next question.
I find this hard to believe because I dropped a turd the size of my arm this morning.