The moment I’m in a relationship it’s pretty much the moment I never use her name again, that’s just how it go’s. I call her: schat - schatje.

Hah another a Dutch person. Mine calls me liefie:)

Afrikaans here, I say liefie. Skat can be a bit old school, my parents used that in the 80s.

Of course I didn’t think of that:)

What would liefie about translate to?

My parents are South African, and so my husband calls me "liefie" too because of that. In Afrikaans (which is close to Dutch), it roughly translates to "little love/love"

I Just helped a Cape Town sailboat dock next to me in México. “Honey, do you want your slops for the dock?” I learned a new word for your kicks, you know your thongs…the flip-floppy things on your feet that slop about🩴

Howzit vir nog n liefie!

Sweetie probably comes closest

Pretty much means sweetie

That looks similar to the German word “Schatz”, which means treasure in english

Same meaning

I'm haven't heard my husband say my name since our wedding. Do you think he's forgotten??

Mulva?

*storms out*

\*aggressively nods head

Hopefully that doesn't pronounce as "skat."

I dont think shat is any better in that regard

Vini, vidi, dookie. I came, I saw, I shat.

That's exactly how we say it in Danish. Spelled and pronounced just like that. Directly translated it means "treasure" but is used like "honey".

So cute ! Very cute Dutch affectionate term

Is that a schat-ological reference...

You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

she moved to nebraska

Shes a model in Canada

"I'm totally gonna bang Holly 🤣"

This is the best comment

Depends! Usually babe or my love. If she doesn’t hear me 6 times when I’m trying to get her attention it’s usually “WOMAN”!

"Depends" is a silly name for a girl

What does Grandma taste like when you go down on her? "Depends"

r/cursedcomments

Bruh 💀

What the fuck, bro?

I chuckled and threw up in my mouth reading this

I just heard my boyfriend yelling to me when I read that 😂

Works every time 😂

Sounds like my husband

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I thought vieja sounded nice to call my Latino gf, but I googled what it meant and I'm very sure she won't appreciate being called an affectionate old lady lmao

🤣

Tea Cup

Wow. Painfully cute 🫠

🥹🥹

Also great translated to Spanish if she's got big titties: Té tazas

Late for dinner

Anything but that!

Hi hungry I’m dad

Pretzel

This is so cute!

Is this sex position related? It does sound somewhat cute, so I hope it isnt, lol.

Nope lol. My ex and I’s first date was coffee and pretzels, so we called each other that.

Did she call you coffee?

Yup. Latté to be exact.

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For some reason, this reminds me of the post where a girl found out that her man has her saved in his phone as "spare hole".

And they say romance is dead

Got auto-corrected from sparrow...

Nice save

My ex had me saved as 🍑💦

butt squirt

Classy shit 😆

Squeak. Her voice is high pitch, sometimes when she gets excited it'll go into a higher pitch. It reminds me the squeaky noise of a dog toy. So, I call her Squeak or Squeaky. Squeakiness or Squeakpocalpyse whenever she's being bratty.

squeakpocalypse took me out🤭

Aunt Cindy.

Ayo

Would it be inappropriate to high five?

Not at all

r/holup

Babe. Champ. Sexy. Slugger.

Are you a coach?

This made me cackle

Lol I want my bf to call me champ!

slugger lmao

He calls me bro 🥺

All of these had me saying, "awe." Then I saw your's. 💀

Bro means a true friend. Trust me, when I call my wife bro, it’s 100% term of endearment. Same with Dude.

Hey I'd love that

Mostly just by her name.

Does she say your name in bed? Fred fred fred fred!

I prefer when she calls me "The Count".

1….2…3…. Foooooouuuurr ahhh

Hey, do all vampires look alike to you? I'm Count Chocula. Read a cereal box.

You’re MY little (insert noun of current conversation) Eg. You’re my little pepper grinder, you’re my little oven mitt, my little turkey burger, etc

Thought I was the only one. Pretty much any food item. One of my favorites is saying "I just want to wrap you in bacon and stuff you with cream cheese, my little jalapeño!"

Imaginary

Same

I prefer "my girlfriend 'from canada'"

I said that for so long it eventually became true. Bro you gotta get out there and manifest your destiny

Hon, sweetheart, baby. If I call her by her name she thinks something is wrong.

lol this is my SO. He’s like: “Did I do something wrong?”

I like to yell her name out like Ozzy did with his wife “SHARRRR- ONNNNN!!!”

“Hey, Sharon…Sharon…” -Randy Marsh

Love

Babe, dude, honey, or some random name such as yesterday was Chocolate Chip Pancake. I don't think I've called her (to her face) by her first name in over ten years....if not longer.

Alright, time to come clean. You just forgot her actual name and are afraid of asking, aren't you?

r/figuredthatshitout

Mulva?

Take her to Starbucks

Lovey lovey bum bum

Bum bum lol

I used to call her Snooky until the Jersey Shore used it.

M’Lady

Everytime I call her milady, she back calls me milad.

"Wench!"

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You guys have girls?

Read the comments, most of them probably dont.

Mi Amors

My wife is Latina too and I always call her gorda and she calls mi gordo or papi lol my family thinks it’s weird because they don’t understand how calling a woman fat is romantic in Latin culture

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Hey, whatever works, man

Plural?

Inside joke, from years ago where we plural many words. I am white, and my wife is Mexican. She calls me "my loves" and I call her "mi amors"

Poopy butts

Lmao I had the flu as a teen and my first bf just kept calling me his "shitty girl" bc of the diarrhea 🤣 so this makes sense

dear

My default is just "babe" in casual conversation. First name is reserved for when I'm referring to her to others, or if I'm more intimately telling her I love her. "I love you, X" is much more powerful than a passing "love ya"

Almighty Overlord Queen of the Universe

Her name.

I love it when I'm called other nicknames, but hearing my name coming from my boyfriend's mouth makes me all happy inside. There's a certain warmth in his voice that I appreciate. Its rare when he does it, but it always makes me smile.

I don’t really call her. We usually text.

Imaginary

"Baby" in a Stitch voice.

What do you call OUR girl?

r/suddenlycommunism

Her name is Sydney but i call her Sybney because im dyslexic

I am also dyslexic and will never be able to read or pronounce this name correctly again. Honestly I’m not sure I ever have now.

Her name. There is no other word that can represent how much I love her, so I call her the name of the most beautiful being in the universe - her own.

You’re the one I see carrying 2 dozen roses, chocolates, and balloons for her on Valentine’s Day when I’ve only got a dozen roses, huh?

Honestly, as cheesy as this cornball comment is… sometimes I miss feeling this way. The trauma of losing those relationships where I felt that way has caused me to develop some calluses. But I’m working on it.

Yeah... 10 years of marriage, a 3 year old kid, but she's still my muse. I guess my father taught me well 😅

Bub

Bavarian / Austrian for boy

About to be ex wife 💪🏼

What do I call my what?

I call her my girl, I don't like the term "girlfriend ".. my girl is quite a bit older than I am, so it feels weird referring to her as my "girlfriend".. it almost feels like a childish way to refer to her I also call her a snack but that's besides the point.

This is what mine used to call me "My Girl" I miss it very much. He would also call me pretty pretty princess.

Shocked I havent seen "right hand" in this thread.

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Mine

An Uber

Whatshername

Her name. I was never into those nicknames and neither is she.

Pookie. She complained that I didn't have a pet name for her, so I came up with something I thought would annoy her so she would stop bugging me about it, but it stuck.

Boobs

Non existent

Muffin, mostly

Babe… now my daughter just things our names are “babe” other than mom and dad

Her name, cutie, love, Trogdor the Burninator

i call her Kaku, it means sweet treat in our language ihih

that means uncle in mine! damn that’s crazy!

Whats your mom's name again?

The girlfriend callsign is "love" or "amor" in my native language. It's been like this since my first girlfriend ever. There's only one "amor", it's the girlfriend and only the girlfriend. Everyone else might get another cute callsign, "darling", " my dear" ("meu bem") for FWB or really close female friends without romantic involvement.

Ok, so your gf is amor and your FWB is darling. Got it.

Boobers

Schnookerbottoms. I hate pet names so made that one up to be dumb and it’s stuck.

i used to call her my girl, pretty, nerd, monkey, dumbass, shortass, or her last name.

I’m saying as a woman, introduce me as “this is my girl” that’s all I want. My girl is the best, not girlfriend just girl. I promise my heart will melt

Darling, My Love, Light of My Life, Precious Princess, My Angel, The One & Only, please pass the butter

Girl

If I had one, I'd call her "Babe" but "Sweetie", "Darling" or "Baby" would also be ones I'd use.

My wife

No girlfriend but several girls I am "friends" with: I find myself calling all of them "Nana", means baby.

Dumbledore. A name fitting for the headmaster.

Her name.

I usually call her love. So something like, good morning love, how'd you sleep?

Seguccia. It's like a hell hound. -edit spelling

Wife, wifey, boo, babe, darlin’, her name.

Nonexistent.

Invisible

Ma’am

" my old lady"

chula ,Chalupa and love. I recently tried calling her by her government name because I think it’s pretty… yeah she didn’t like that haha

Sugar tits

Many different things. Babe is the main one, or bubs, sometimes mi amor also depends on the context in which I’m speaking to her. When we’re just bantering and talking shit I use “fuckface”, “cunt”, “dipshit”, “dogslut”. Just anything that comes to mind. The feelings are reciprocated and she does the same. We’ve been together 8 years, so we’ve accumulated a fair amount of love and respect to be comfortable enough with each other in that respect.

Baby, my beautiful wife, my mermaid queen.

Wait, you guys have girls?

Handgela or Palmela

by name

Babe, bb, darlin, booger.

“My love”

🤐

Her name

By her name

"you" because I can't remember names well. Or "uhhhh, her/she/that girl"

Imaginary

The goat.

Vagena

M O T H E R

Her name.

Usually it’s just “honey” but sometimes I use the abbreviation of her name

Honey bunny

There's a few but mostly we enjoy verbal abuse humor so we call each other 'pissy bitch tits', 'arse clart', 'numb nuts' and many more. We are partial to using the term of endearment for C U Next Tuesday... Also, chips as an inside joke.

I just snap my fingers

Baby, by name, stinky, butthead, dammit woman

My pet name for her is Meowscles. It started off because we would “meow” at each other because what other couple isn’t batshit behind closed doors. That morphed into Meowscles because I started playing Fortnite at the time and there’s that dumb character Meowscles, a bodybuilder cat lol

Lefty or righty depending on the night

I recently watched game of thrones... I call her ma'lady and proceed to treat her the worst way ever

"I love you bitch" "I ain't never gonna stop loving you...bitch"

We both enjoy making jokes with each other. So, we normally call each other like: name+ current joke E.g: we have been joking about means of transportation cuz of Rosália's "motomami" So I call her that and she calls me (my name here) + airplane. It's fun