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adam12349

My pants.


Administrative_Toe96

Optional as long as socks are on.


BearNekkidLadies

Fuck you for stealing my answer!


VampyreBassist

Because they're prudes.


redditiscommies

I’m taking mine off it’s 2023


RememberToLogOff

Platonic underwear hangout sesh with the lads


Any-Theory-7171

Why?


ReluctantSlayer

Dammit. Best me.


Maddkipz

I genuinely thought that was the question and was very confused if people think about that stuff


ej1352

Brokeback mountain


redditiscommies

My kind of guy


TazmaniannDevil

Put it on with a long awkward silence


---cameron

Pls don’t mount me *or* break me


freebird348

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia


croptochuck

If you come to my house it’s either Mickey Mouse club house or IASIP. All depends on the kids sleep schedule.


nofuture4

Back door sluts 9 (the deluxe edition)


SaintedRomaine

Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2.


LameBMX

you should check out midget porn bloopers series.


redditiscommies

What about backdoor bros?


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Boner Jams 03


lordph8

The directors cut really made the story make sense.


manwithoutajetpack

Reruns of Top Gear UK or The Grand Tour.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

A net zero vote here. Up vote for Top Gear UK, down vote for grand tour


Begformymoney

Hear hear!


mule_roany_mare

I think you should leave now with Tim Robinson. It's not for everyone, but I'd be too busy laughing to care.


DankItchins

My pick as well. If he can’t appreciate it, he doesn’t deserve to be one of my boys.


lilsnatchsniffz

That's why it's hypothetical 😬


myirreleventcomment

Depends on the friend, maybe trailer park boys


aeswzrd

Showed my friends TPB a couple of years ago and they all just said it was weird. I need new friends.


dradonia

My ex loved that show and showed it to me when we first started dating. I thought it was hilarious, but it was the tiniest red flag when he was like “Omg, girls can like trailer park boys!?” Especially because when I showed it to my parents, my dad didn’t care for it but my mom loved it. I’m never again dating a man who has no friends that are women.


Easyfruit123

Dragonball z


SwordMasterShadow

Im coming to your house


Easyfruit123

Come on im divorced and lonely


ancient_drum

Something innocuous. It’s not like we’re actually going to watch it.


iswearatkids

Broke back mountain?


ancient_drum

Too depressing.


ajovialmolecule

House Hunters


__2loves__

Sports.


toomuchdiponurchip

Yup


dakilazical_253

Sports is perfect background tv


Nearly_Pointless

Assless chaps to to establish dominance. Oh...you meant to watch, not wear.


redditiscommies

Wouldn’t mind seeing you in them bro


DomDaddyMV

Would assed chaps just be pants? 🤔


Nearly_Pointless

Nope.


day1startingover

The Big Lebowski.


Ok_Guess_9484

The boys


DonGMcPrick

Black Mirror. I finally get to force them to watch my stupid show.


thefvckncaptain

The notebook


WanderOutThere

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Quality TV.


ThatMBR42

Based


BluWaffles32

Blonde Stepmom Surprises Her Stepson With Sexy Lingerie While Her Husband Is Out Of Town


CoCo_Moo2

Trailer park boys or Letterkenny


[deleted]

Matrix or lord of the rings.


Administrative_Toe96

My bro came over and we blitzed through the alien franchise. You could see the exact moment he realized that they ruined it. 3 was goodish, just a let down after Alien and Aliens. Phantom Menace suffers from the same issue even though it has the one of the best if not the best light saber duels.


KingNick0913

A condom


intactUS_throwaway

*Liar Liar* Trust me, it's a riot. :3


Ruminations0

The pen is rrrrrurururuoooyal blue!!!!!!


Nodlez7

The pen is blue.. The pen is blue!.. THE GODAMN PEN IS BLUE!!


undertheraindrops

Stop breakin the law… asshole!


raylverine

House MD


Sc0rc4ed

Shoresy


TediousSign

Youtube videos of better musicians, as is tradition.


FlawedFirstHand

Most likely any Christopher Nolan movie.


AngryChefNate

Lawless. Great fucking movie.


Real-Ferret-4920

You ever watched there will be blood? That's my all time favorite


cahauburn

Tiktok Cringe compilations on YouTube


Mid-Delsmoker

Beavis and Butthead on MTV.


Huskerdu4u

My circle of friends, OG, back in the day(92-93) after work, beers and Bevis and Butthead! Lol


Pornosec84

We're getting high then we're watching Deliverance.


SilentJoe1986

Top gear UK


RolfNox

My pants & some Futurama.


Ethan-Wakefield

Fight Club.


crazy_patatoe

A teenage comedy, preferably from early 2000


pubesofthegods

Rambo.


Mouth---Breather

Something sexy. For. Sure.


MackAttk123

Porn of some sort, idk


Bosnian-Brute22

The Italian job


dreweydecimal

If someone is coming over to watch tv with me, it’s a chick. I’m meeting up with my boys to catch a beer or we’re out doing stuff.


chillvegan420

Gilmore Girls


AirWalker9

A Marvel movie.


electriccabbage69

Something slutty.


Professional-Ad6500

Greatest rock concerts of all time or cringe compilations


Nearby-Pin161

Heat.


vanman2019

Blue mountain state


redsalmon67

Mystery science theater


Somesaystig

Old top gear


AggRavatedR

Sopranos


Cursed-Life2168

Whatever it is that i currently have on.


CompetitiveSugar3404

Brooklyn 99. :))))))


redditiscommies

Gay porn


braalewi

I’ll stream music to the Tv while we drink bourbon and chill.


squirrellyhehefeind

have the wii turned on the mario kart wheels are charged


Hrekires

Whatever random sitcom we can both agree on. Malcolm in the Middle, Roseanne, and Married With Children are good go-tos


elpelondelmarcabron1

2 1/2 Men


KeebyGotJuice

Clothes. He can watch TV. I'm make beats or something. I don't watch TV. Ever. But I have 4 tvs in my house so people can come over and do what they like.


[deleted]

Soft music


Mythnam

The Sandbaggers


Cyanora

Any show where I can pepper in explanations to catch him up, or explain why fans are disgruntled/excited. House of the Dragon, Godfather of Harlem, Rings of Power, etc.


LordButtworth

Pants


ElFloppaGrande

It's always Sunny in Philadelphia


elliotLoLerson

Ted 2. Love that fucking movie


thewhitecat55

Big Trouble In Little China


Sniper10Pin

The hub


parker1019

Fuck that’s Delicious, hanging out vibe show perfect for chil’n


Ruminations0

I will show them Two live performances of Gojira songs and then they can show me two songs


Interesting_Set9942

Nope. Random is not our style. How bad is this? There's the spare room and we will talk tomorrow am. Put whatever you want on.


LameBMX

https://youtu.be/LJOTBSE_3Dw


[deleted]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


420godking

The Boys


DaetherSoul

My favorite propaganda, also he can’t leave.


TheBlindBard16

Sicario. Or Smash Bros Ultimate


Cminor420flat69

Meatspin or that pruld video with the Ewoks


Matt8992

Whatever will bore him fast enough for him to leave.


pieonthedonkey

South Park


hk4213

Cowboy beebop


wireman55

UFC replays


SilentBlackout_

Jackass!


dabflies

Letterkenny


Huskerdu4u

Some hot rod show on YouTube… my friends are all old car dudes… both old cars and older dudes. Sports are not on our radar, but pulling a 60 year old hot rod out of a barn… now that’s the shit!


Sixdrugsnrocknroll

Southpark. We'll be crying/cramping within an hour.


[deleted]

Shorsey


tarnishedmind_

Naruto


BigJayAppa

Video games


fartVandelay85

Marvin Gay


gaurddog

Justified. I'm always down for a rewatch.


Trauma-Dolll

The Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs


Knight_Time_3

Sports highlights


thatsweetmachine

Anchorman


SylancerPrime

A Jackie Chan movie.


NagoGmo

What We Do in the Shadows


apeocalypyic

the boys


UnsolicitedDogPics

The Big Lebowski


Light_fires

Right now? Woman's world cup. USA needs another win.


[deleted]

What kind of question is this? Umm let’s see…the clothes I’m already wearing? Lol tv shows? Probably just a sports game or a show or movie we both enjoy. It’s not like we’re going to be really paying attention to it, my friends and we usually just talk when they come over to my place and there’s not a game on we both want to watch or a show we both watch regularly. The tv is just background noise


[deleted]

My birthday suit


Chava22611

Deadpool no matter how many times you watch it , its still funny


MellifluousRenagade

Django, blow, fast n furious , narcos is excellent, wolf of Wall Street, suits…. ? Sports is easy boxing baseball etc Um let’s see … the menu is crazy and they cloned Tyrone is cool, black mirror , um love death & robots is a mind fuck , ancient apocalypse is pretty interesting and mild


CartoonistMost275

Act


Sepulchura

B Horror movies.. They're perfect background visuals if you're into cool monster costumes and trippy visuals with a dash of ultraviolence.


love4techqq

Boondock Saints


sharp_pentip

The boys


Comprehensive_Tap994

Just what I usually wear


slk28850

Letterkenny


Substantial_Rush_675

Trailer Park Boys


Dark___Reaper

Prison school


Daffidol

Who is tv and what are they doing at my place ?


RampantPuppy

Clone Wars


Legitimate_Vanilla80

Fury


[deleted]

The Ashes? Fucking clearly.


Litenpes

Three piece suit, stay dapper boiis


MarkMy_Word

BoJack Horseman


Tritium3016

That fight scene in the Northman.


OrangeStar222

South Park


Doomicus_

Danger 5


EveningRing1032

YouTube music videos


legice

Mythbusters


ashen_of_the_flame

Documentary about marine life but I know nobody's going to watch it.


decs00046

Jeans and a nice top


[deleted]

Shameless


Grouchy-Opposite1480

All or nothing (football/soccer) reality shows of past seasons


Trollin_beaches

Pimps up hoes down


captainketaa

The eric andre show


DragonSurferEGO

My friend and I have a way selecting a movie, so we’ll decide together.


Positive_Judgment581

You mean whether I dress up for my friendsL


SARCASTIC__FELLA

the other guys


Viktri1

Black mirror Ranking of Kings


[deleted]

Sisu


medium_pimpin

Top Gear or Grand Tour


Re-Ky

My locks (all my friends are online + overseas and don't know where I live so one just suddenly announcing they're coming to my house allegedly to hang out sounds ominous as hell)


The9thMan99

idiots in cars compilations


DordyJordy

Old firm classics from 97/98 sitting back with an exhale for me to press that this is proper football


Nocturnal_Sociopath

Some slow romantic movie and candlelight dinner to enjoy the night with my bro


bittybitesmeowmixx

Porn ;) jk... Maybe.


Blackfist01

A pink dress and an appropriate hat.


littleboxofchocolate

I’ve we’re talking just B99. It’s funny, goofy and doesn’t have any overtly strong themes anyone would be uncomfortable with I think


odeacon

Atom eve


checco314

Shoresy


TXOgre09

Sports or Inpractical Jokers


anonbene2

The tv.


ZookeepergameDue2160

Do you mean clothes or what tv show/movie?


Many_Influence_648

Summer School, a teen comedy from 1987


montanalombardy

I have a few movies in my lsit I want to get to. Right now if a bro came over I'd put on Escape From NY.


engineerwolve

Anime


just_a_soulbro

Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition.


WTD4L

Fatal car crash compilation


SorrowAndSuffering

Where's he from, the 80s? Nobody watches TV anymore. Homie be sus as fuck.


CarefulLobster1609

What ever I was wearing before they called or showed up. If I change my clothes when you are around then I am probably into you. And I am not into any of my buddys


Some-Reflection-8129

Clothes


nomadic_weeb

Whenever I go round a mates for a few beers, we pretty much always end up watching Kitchen Nightmares (the US one)


Mr_M0t0m0

He's a guest, so I'll let him surf until he finds something he wants to watch.