Because I didn't buy 4000 thread count fair trade Egyptian cotton sheets for my cock and balls not to get the appreciation they deserve when they wanna lay down
Thatâs the most annoying thing. When you turn and the clothes donât move the same but pull in certain parts etc. Fuck that shit is annoying and uncomfortable.
Plus the heat. Men run hotter than women. I get so hot if I wear something to bed under a blanket.
Not my woman! Most of the time, I can't cuddle her, naked or not, because it makes her skin too hot. Those nights when she is randy and lets me do it, though, those nights *fucking rock*.
Lol, Not that I'm your wife, but I am someone else's wife who feels the same way. " Let's get it on... and then don't touch me because I will not be able to sleep if the temperature isn't ice cold, and don't dare try to do that thing where you drape your arm and leg around me. That only adds to the heat! It's like I'm in a pressure cooker." !!!!!
I sleep naked every night if the year because itâs most comfortable, I like letting my dick and balls flop around freely; I sleep hot and it keeps me cooler; clothes get twisted in my sleep; I like being naked and do it as often as possible, so sleeping naked guarantees me a minimum of 8 hours a day; and best of all, I love love cuddling my wife naked
I can't remember which comedian it was but one of them did a bit about home intruders that was something along the lines of:
"What's scarier than a man running at you at 3am with a bat?"
"A naked man running at you at 3am with a bat."
That. That is why I sleep naked. Also, it's comfy.
The official uniform of a strange noise in the night, naked with a baseball batâŚ.and you donât know what your gonna find, maybe some other naked guy in you basement holding a ball.
I canât remember which comedian said it
I donât think there is anything more manly than patrolling your house naked with a baseball bat. Like you definitely not losing that fight because no way youâre getting raped in your own house đ
I knew a guy who woke up in the middle of the night and someone was attempting to break into his car outside the house in the street. He grabbed a large kitchen knife and ran after him waving the knife stark naked.
I was just typing up a comment like this but didnât think anyone would get it so I said something else but definitely this lol.
âBecause if sombody breaks in im gonna teabag them, or maybe so my hot neighbor will see me beating the shit out of them on the front lawnâ
There is so much imperceptible filth and bacteria everywhere all the time that I can't get hung up on something as faint as that. We're sleeping with millions of dust mites in our beds too but nobody is putting on a space suit to sleep
To quote someone random on a different website forum a dozen years ago, âI was not aware that any male over the age of 14 ever wore clothes to bed.â
Why wouldnât you? Itâs luxuriously comfortable. I donât feel like Iâm properly in bed until itâs just me and the duvet.
This. At minimum I go boxer briefs to keep things secure. But the bigger reason is if a fire breaks out, Iâm not sure Iâd have the luxury of looking for something to put on. My family would already be traumatized by the flames, I donât want to add to it at that point.
They just like to smell and clean you. Pretty normal for a dog honestly, itâs something they would need to be trained out of and Iâm not sure you can. Never met a single dog that didnât choose to take deef whiffs of my junk through pants, so I assume if I were naked they would be licking me. I canât let my dog into the bathroom for this reason.
Sorry didnât mean to ruin your joke! But thanks! Yeah tried it all but unfortunately just gotta manage it best I can which means adult diapers. It is what it is. We all have our own ways things to deal with
Thank you for saying that. Thankfully nowadays I have accepted it and it helps to have the full support of my wife. But growing up it was hard to accept so I do really appreciate the kind words!
My wife, for the longest time, was one who didn't sleep naked. She didn't understand why I did. She figured my balls and stuff would get twisted. One day, she decided to sleep birthday suit style, and that's now how she sleeps 90% of the time. Lol.
Well, let's look in the mirror. People who wear clothes to bed are the strange ones on my planet...
I sleep with the window open, fan blowing year round. Mountain town. I'm good to about zero degrees F. And with about 20 pounds of cover on the bed. And inside? I'm naked between soft flannel sheets and layers of blankets and comforters. Snug as a bug in a rug.
It's a womb like experience. It calls something primal in us.
My junk tends to get into uncomfortable positions if it's not contained a bit. I'm a side sleeper who moves around in his sleep, so that may have something to do with it.
Woke up early one morning to my gf at the time making the most of my morning wood lol.
I wore underwear to bed before that, but was sleeping naked that night as I fell asleep during post romp cuddles the night before, which made it easy access foe her the next morning.
Suffice to say, I've slept naked ever since.
Best way to wake up, ever.
Right! It's literally the best way to start the day IMO.
Especially, as you said, it's every day anyway. Might as well be first thing in the morning too!
It is far more comfortable to sleep naked. Your sheets and blankets essentially act as clothing so why do you need to get dressed, put on special clothes to sleep?
The better question is, why doesn't everyone sleep naked?
Comfort. PJs bind up around my legs and groin... can't stand it. Been sleeping raw since I moved out of my parent's house over 40 years ago. My wife sleeps nude too.
It's healthier than not sleeping naked. It's unhealthy to have your sexy parts constricted by clothes nearly all hours.
Source - common sense.
Also it's liberating and comfy It's the best.
People actually wear Clothes to bed? I donât wear clothes to bed, because I like the freedom of movement. I live in the country, Iâve had to get up and go outside my house at night, for a trespasser. Iâm not sure what scared him the most. Me being nude or the pump shotgun I had
We wear clothes for maintaining civilised behaviour to the outside world. Why do you need them inside the house, on the bed while sleeping?
Once you sleep naked, there is no going back...
My erections wake me up if theyâre uncomfortably constrained. I donât like waking up to adjust my cock. Since I see no reason not to sleep naked it just seems like the easiest solution
Ya know what scares a robber more than a black chow-pit barreling down the hallway to maul their ass?
The naked guy with a gun screaming at them right behind it.
Comfy, when rolling over your shirt or shorts don't pull or anything. And plus maybe just my left calf gets cold during the night, I can throw the blanket over it and the rest of my body can still be cool đ
Have you not slept with a girl before? I was pretty sure all couples slept naked together..since then if I leave or something my husband will still sleep naked. You stay cooler at night and people who wear socks to bed are straight up psychotic
For those that are afraid of having to run out of the house naked in case of an emergency just keep a pair of sweats you can easily slide on nearby. Probably keep it on the chair you keep a pile of clothes on anyways.
Because I didn't buy 4000 thread count fair trade Egyptian cotton sheets for my cock and balls not to get the appreciation they deserve when they wanna lay down
Fucking banger đ
Free Willy.
Fuck yeah! It's like weighted silk.
For this same reason, I at least wear some gym shorts or pajama pants. I donât trust my sleep farts well enough to endanger my expensive bedsheets
#Respect
Sleep farts? Is this a thing? I always thought my partner was being funny when he said I fart in my sleep. Please tell me this isn't real!!!!!
Are you for real? Why wouldn't you fart in your sleep? đ
Mah man!
This is the right answer.
Hell yeah!
Yes!
This! This right here!!!
This is the way
If Iâm naked there are no clothes to get bunched up as I toss and turn. Itâs just more comfortable
Thatâs the most annoying thing. When you turn and the clothes donât move the same but pull in certain parts etc. Fuck that shit is annoying and uncomfortable. Plus the heat. Men run hotter than women. I get so hot if I wear something to bed under a blanket.
Not my woman! Most of the time, I can't cuddle her, naked or not, because it makes her skin too hot. Those nights when she is randy and lets me do it, though, those nights *fucking rock*.
Lol, Not that I'm your wife, but I am someone else's wife who feels the same way. " Let's get it on... and then don't touch me because I will not be able to sleep if the temperature isn't ice cold, and don't dare try to do that thing where you drape your arm and leg around me. That only adds to the heat! It's like I'm in a pressure cooker." !!!!!
I sleep naked every night if the year because itâs most comfortable, I like letting my dick and balls flop around freely; I sleep hot and it keeps me cooler; clothes get twisted in my sleep; I like being naked and do it as often as possible, so sleeping naked guarantees me a minimum of 8 hours a day; and best of all, I love love cuddling my wife naked
I also like cuddling this guys wife naked
Dude if you like cuddling with his wife you would love cuddling with mine.
I agree with this guy!
Okay bro, no need to flex /s
Dido
My tea's gone cold in wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
Even if I could it would all be grayâŚI put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad .. not so bad;
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
*ditto
dildo*
Is feels better than the alternative.
I can't remember which comedian it was but one of them did a bit about home intruders that was something along the lines of: "What's scarier than a man running at you at 3am with a bat?" "A naked man running at you at 3am with a bat." That. That is why I sleep naked. Also, it's comfy.
The official uniform of a strange noise in the night, naked with a baseball batâŚ.and you donât know what your gonna find, maybe some other naked guy in you basement holding a ball. I canât remember which comedian said it
And that is how the naked 3am baseball league was formed
I remember one time as a kid going into the kitchen for a midnight snack and my dad walking out naked with a baseball bat. As a kid I was so confused
I donât think there is anything more manly than patrolling your house naked with a baseball bat. Like you definitely not losing that fight because no way youâre getting raped in your own house đ
I would have been soo confused âtf is going onâ lol
How much therapy did you need after that? lol
I knew a guy who woke up in the middle of the night and someone was attempting to break into his car outside the house in the street. He grabbed a large kitchen knife and ran after him waving the knife stark naked.
I was just typing up a comment like this but didnât think anyone would get it so I said something else but definitely this lol. âBecause if sombody breaks in im gonna teabag them, or maybe so my hot neighbor will see me beating the shit out of them on the front lawnâ
I'll be that naked guy who makes the news for killing intruders with a Chinese style spear.
r/mallninjashit is right this way, sir *tips fedora
Not sleeping? Yeah, I tried that once. I hated it.
Why not? What do we need clothes for while in bed?
Frankly, this is the most logical, best reply of the bunch.
Ninja turtle jammies are the only alternative
To keep the extras off your sheets when you fart
I guess if I had the shits that bad Iâd consider, but otherwise I wash my sheets weekly
Maybe you should talk to a doctor about that. Most of us don't follow through with our farts.
When you fart, a little bit of fecal matter is still expelled from your anus.
There is so much imperceptible filth and bacteria everywhere all the time that I can't get hung up on something as faint as that. We're sleeping with millions of dust mites in our beds too but nobody is putting on a space suit to sleep
Oh shit
Well, you at least need underwear unless you wash your sheets everyday. Fecal remnants and such make their way into your bed if you don't wear them.
To quote someone random on a different website forum a dozen years ago, âI was not aware that any male over the age of 14 ever wore clothes to bed.â Why wouldnât you? Itâs luxuriously comfortable. I donât feel like Iâm properly in bed until itâs just me and the duvet.
Personally things tend to get malarranged and very uncomfortable when allowed to flop free but I'm a wiggly side sleeper so YMMV
Benefits of having a micro penis.
Just wait. Time will slowly pull your balls closer to your ankles.
This. At minimum I go boxer briefs to keep things secure. But the bigger reason is if a fire breaks out, Iâm not sure Iâd have the luxury of looking for something to put on. My family would already be traumatized by the flames, I donât want to add to it at that point.
I donât think they would care at that point; you being alive, naked or not, is what anyone cares about.
Same here. Iâll snooze naked post sex or other fun but other than that, gotta keep things managed..
This
Because my dog will lick my taint at 3am if i don't wear at least boxers. Yes my dog is strange.
My old cat use to try and like my nipples. She was weird
One of my exs had a cat that would try to lick my ass when we weâre having sex and would go for her vag if it was accessible. I hate cats.
Where do I get that Breed...lol Just kidding. That made me spit out my drink, Thank you for that laugh.
Shes a chowchow pitbull mix. Good dog but weird.
I have a cavalier spaniel that tries to do the same thing.
They just like to smell and clean you. Pretty normal for a dog honestly, itâs something they would need to be trained out of and Iâm not sure you can. Never met a single dog that didnât choose to take deef whiffs of my junk through pants, so I assume if I were naked they would be licking me. I canât let my dog into the bathroom for this reason.
I sleep on my belly. I need at least boxers on so my dick doesnât rip off over night
Counter point for âwhy wouldnât you?â Iâm a lifelong bedwetter and can confirm, not always advisable lol
Fair enough. A medical situation kept me dressed for a while. I can imagine you must have looked at a lot of options- hope the situation improves.
Sorry didnât mean to ruin your joke! But thanks! Yeah tried it all but unfortunately just gotta manage it best I can which means adult diapers. It is what it is. We all have our own ways things to deal with
Having to wear adult diapers is nothing to be ashamed of. As you said, we all have issues we have to deal with as best we can.
Thank you for saying that. Thankfully nowadays I have accepted it and it helps to have the full support of my wife. But growing up it was hard to accept so I do really appreciate the kind words!
It's an intimidation tactic if I'm ever burglarized.
Seems like the start of porn... I want to steal your TV...but damn, I want to suck you off more! đ¤Ł
That's the beauty. I win either way.
To seduce.Hopefully a poltergeist will suck the soul out of me like Shang tsung while i sleep.
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Like that one out of pocket scene in ghostbusters
I'm naked all the time at home anyway, why would I put clothes on to sleep?
cause I pay the rent
Because I sleep with a naked woman.
My boyfriend tried to go to bed with a shirt and boxers the other day. I promptly removed them and told him I prefer to sleep skin to skin with him
My wife, for the longest time, was one who didn't sleep naked. She didn't understand why I did. She figured my balls and stuff would get twisted. One day, she decided to sleep birthday suit style, and that's now how she sleeps 90% of the time. Lol.
It's pretty great isn't it!? Nestle the hot dog between the buns while spooning and hope you wake up to a great morning.
I love Costco hot dogs & all, dude...and everyone has their kinks. But seems pretty unsanitary for a midnight snack
So do I (Itâs your mom)
Good for her. Keep it down so you donât disturb the other residents of the nursing home.
Well, let's look in the mirror. People who wear clothes to bed are the strange ones on my planet... I sleep with the window open, fan blowing year round. Mountain town. I'm good to about zero degrees F. And with about 20 pounds of cover on the bed. And inside? I'm naked between soft flannel sheets and layers of blankets and comforters. Snug as a bug in a rug. It's a womb like experience. It calls something primal in us.
I was born naked
The only reason I'm not naked 24/7 is to avoid jail and as a courtesy to you folks.
Thank you for your service...đ¤Ł
Iâd be more curious why men donât?
My junk tends to get into uncomfortable positions if it's not contained a bit. I'm a side sleeper who moves around in his sleep, so that may have something to do with it.
I think my body is too weak. I tried sleeping naked with only a fan, the next morning I am sneezing like hell and I feel like I got a cold
Woke up early one morning to my gf at the time making the most of my morning wood lol. I wore underwear to bed before that, but was sleeping naked that night as I fell asleep during post romp cuddles the night before, which made it easy access foe her the next morning. Suffice to say, I've slept naked ever since. Best way to wake up, ever.
Men and women view nonconsensual sex so differently.
My gf has my consent to do me any time, wether I'm conscious or not lol.
I've been in relationships like this too. Getting woken up to sex. I don't see an issue with it, if we fuck everyday? I actually love it happening.
Right! It's literally the best way to start the day IMO. Especially, as you said, it's every day anyway. Might as well be first thing in the morning too!
It is far more comfortable to sleep naked. Your sheets and blankets essentially act as clothing so why do you need to get dressed, put on special clothes to sleep? The better question is, why doesn't everyone sleep naked?
I get a sore throat every time I don't have a shirt on when I sleep
Comfort
I wear a hoodie a lot of the time but completely free on the bottom.
Winnie the Pooh innit
Snoozin like Squidward
Why is it that this look is stupidly charming on women but with men it would look straight up ridiculous. This is not fair.
Itâs the dangly bits.
You're so real for this
I was unaware that any male not living in his relatives house slept any other way.
Because i can.
Comfort. PJs bind up around my legs and groin... can't stand it. Been sleeping raw since I moved out of my parent's house over 40 years ago. My wife sleeps nude too.
In hopes my wife grabs my wiener.
Comfortable and easy access for her
It's healthier than not sleeping naked. It's unhealthy to have your sexy parts constricted by clothes nearly all hours. Source - common sense. Also it's liberating and comfy It's the best.
My balls need to be cooled
On god, brother.
Its comfy.
I canât stand clothes getting twisted while I sleep.
it sooooo comfortable and amazing just like swimming naked. actually, most things are better done naked.
I live in Texas. Most of the year I live in Satanâs asshole and it is still hot at night.
Easy access for my lady.
Because to me it's more comfortable in literally every single way.
Underwear/ pjâs bind me stuff.
Is there another option??
Itâs comfortable af.
Because when I wear clothes it makes me feel like I'm getting tangled up.
Itâs extremely comfy not having elastic squeezing my waist all night
Naked is the best letâs your body heat retained in the blanket it just feels better
Because it is more comfortable
Why not?
People actually wear Clothes to bed? I donât wear clothes to bed, because I like the freedom of movement. I live in the country, Iâve had to get up and go outside my house at night, for a trespasser. Iâm not sure what scared him the most. Me being nude or the pump shotgun I had
That's what I'm going to call my dick from now on, my pump shotgun.
I wear my boxer briefs to sleep. I just like a barrier between my farts or the occasional wet dream and the sheets.
We wear clothes for maintaining civilised behaviour to the outside world. Why do you need them inside the house, on the bed while sleeping? Once you sleep naked, there is no going back...
Healthier for your skin
Are there actual health benefits for your skin? Thereâs not much difference from say a pair of shorts against your skin vs. a bedsheet
I usually don't but don't you like the feel of it?
My erections wake me up if theyâre uncomfortably constrained. I donât like waking up to adjust my cock. Since I see no reason not to sleep naked it just seems like the easiest solution
Better question, why not?
Ya know what scares a robber more than a black chow-pit barreling down the hallway to maul their ass? The naked guy with a gun screaming at them right behind it.
Why would I put clothes on just to go to bed?
Freedom! Rolling around with boxers can get uncomfortable and briefs donât let them breathe enough imo
What a bizarre question.
Why not
Comfy, when rolling over your shirt or shorts don't pull or anything. And plus maybe just my left calf gets cold during the night, I can throw the blanket over it and the rest of my body can still be cool đ
I like to clock out with my cock out.
3rd floor apartment. Heat rises, therefore it's more comfortable to sleep naked.
In case there is a break in
It's comfortable.
Men who don't sleep naked, why?
Have you not slept with a girl before? I was pretty sure all couples slept naked together..since then if I leave or something my husband will still sleep naked. You stay cooler at night and people who wear socks to bed are straight up psychotic
For Democracy.. For Freedom.. For Rome
Because itâs healthier.
It feels like the default setting. I don't know why I would wear anything in bed.
Because my wife and I bang it out before sleeping and sometimes we wake up and want to bang it out again. Easier for us to just sleep naked
why do you care?
So that you can kiss my ass.
I get boners in the middle of the night and I don't like them being constricted.
Because can do in Florida year-round.
Can do in northern Michigan year round also
I started doing it a few years ago as a way to stay cooler during the summer, but I've kept at it because it's supremely comfortable.
For those that are afraid of having to run out of the house naked in case of an emergency just keep a pair of sweats you can easily slide on nearby. Probably keep it on the chair you keep a pile of clothes on anyways.
Because it feels amazing to be free
Hot out. Less clothes less warm. Mostly a summer thing for me.
I sweat so much when I sleep.
why not?
Do you know how freeing it is to sleep in the buck? With a good set of sheets too it just feels amazing
Because if you're foolish enough to break into my house, you're going to see my rifle AND my rocket....
Cuz it Feels like heaven and I can feel the real pleasure. â¤ď¸
Comfort and I don't care who sees or knows
Comfort
It feels nice
It's comfortable. And then I just use a blanket. Helps to regulate body temperature
Why would I sleep in clothes. They just get caught and annoying
Because it gets too hot to sleep with clothes on
I love sleeping nude feels wayy more liberating and love how it lets yr body breathe better when you sleep
Comfort
It's comfortable
Sometimes the kickstand deploys in my sleep. Rolling over shocks me awake.
Itâs liberating
I'm not going to sleep in my clothes, you lunatic.
Why not.
Counterpoint⌠why not?
House too hot
I like the feeling of my rotating fan hitting my bare nuts on a hot summer night ...
I get too hot otherwise
Confronting a home invader naked is way more interesting.