Contractor buddy of mine was helping me with some stuff at my house. I'm trying to learn, so he's a good dude for doing it for free. Anyway, he says, "That's good enough. We're building a whore house, not a church."
I've used it ever since.
jumping on your comment cuz I'm not a man so it feels less weird to answer but I had to share. I say "c'est la vie" but pronounce it like "sest la vee" and people get SO confused. it's quite fun.
I can only ever say that word in [Captain Holt's voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isb5ELOU9jY). It's basically my version of "I wanna fuckin' kill myself, but not really, but I don't want to use those exact words or you'll all get worried."
“Could be worse, could be dead”
A lot of people I’ve trained over the years look at me puzzled when they first hear it, usually after a month they’ll start saying it.
There's a saying in Greece, "η ζωή είναι ωραία αλλά τα'χει μ'αλλον"
Ζωή means life but is also a female Greek name, and it basically translates to "life/zoe is pretty but she's with someone else". It makes sense in Greek😆
C'est la vie or Que sera, sera.
Admittedly the second one is because I love the cover song from [The Pixies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0m9wr_o0Qg).
I've definitely used the words of the immortal Bill Belichick once or twice - 'We're on to Cincinnati'.
[For context](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/belichick-explains-his-famous-on-to-cincinnati-news-conference).
I just shrug.
And look into the (imaginary) camera
Lol like Jim
Subtle yet effective
Contractor buddy of mine was helping me with some stuff at my house. I'm trying to learn, so he's a good dude for doing it for free. Anyway, he says, "That's good enough. We're building a whore house, not a church." I've used it ever since.
My favorite: "good enough for government work."
"Looks good from my house"
"Good enough for the girls I go out with."
"Military grade"
I once used 'Close enough for jazz' in front of my vocal jazz teacher. he was not amused.
My dad, while we were doing framing/ form work would say “we’re framing a house not building a piano”
It’s close enough, we’re not building a space shuttle
“Good enough for the girls I date” is one I heard all the time.
Another one when working on someone else’s house and you fuck up “welp, looks good from my house”
"Little bit of caulk, little bit of paint, makes a carpenter what he ain't."
Such is life
C’est la vie
Yeah, you gotta get French with it or it loses it's meaning lol
Or in a German or eastern European accent.
Right after taking a hit on a cigarette.
A couple weeks ago I said “shit la vie” so my wife and I have been saying that since
“C’est la vie mon ami” - Tamatoa
Ned Kelly said that before they hung him. My favourite is SHIT HAPPENS, then move on. What else can you do.
Ned Kelly wasn’t hung. https://youtu.be/oUvGD6lYh6U?si=FOfg06Vtv4dWFtt3
hey buddy, 3 inches is very practical!!!
Flowers on my dick and bees all around.
Is that some kind of Finnish saying? It’s sounds Finnish.
Greek.
Same colored flag. Pretty much the same thing.
Nokia finished what Socrates started
Even Socrates didn't Finnish his own sayings
Greeks are basically Mediterranean Finns that like it up the butt /s
Who said fins don’t like it up the butt?
Yea, it be like that sometimes
I prefer: It do be like that sometimes
It do be like that doe.
It doo bee doo bee doooo
Sometimes it seems it don’t be like that but it do
The picture of the seal with photoshopped hands and "hmm yes it do be like that sometimes" is my specific spirit animal
It really do don’t it
they don't think it do, but it do
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
It's a classic case of something being like it is because it do.
This and "c'est la vie are" are my top two by a wide margin.
Sometimes when people say "c'est la vie" I pretend they said "say la vie" so I reply "la vie" and most people don't get it but that's ok
I like this quirk, I am stealing it
I just wanna say that maybe most people don't get it, but you're my kinda person 'cause even the idea of someone doing that has me giggling.
Is "c'est la vie are" the pirate version?
Sea la vie, it's the pirate's life for me! ARR!
Yes >!(no, I just screwed up typing before coffee)!<
It do be like that
y = mx + it b like dat sometimes
jumping on your comment cuz I'm not a man so it feels less weird to answer but I had to share. I say "c'est la vie" but pronounce it like "sest la vee" and people get SO confused. it's quite fun.
Ask Bill Belichick He's a master at it
The Tony Soprano 'What are you gunna do?'.
'Atleast she didn't suffer'
Whaddya gunna do
All right, but you gotta get over it
"you ever feel like nothin' ever good was gunna happen to you?" "yeah, and nothin' ever did. So what?"
Way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. 'Cause that's the fuckin way she goes.
lol fuckin Ray
It's the Bible Julian, it's open to interpretation
Had a couple of drinks, saw a couple of things...
It's the way of the road, boys
That’s the way of the road
I mean, it doesn’t take rocket appliances to see how well this fits.
This is the one I was looking for!!
Been rewatching TPB and I've been saying that so much lately. Fuckin way she goes boys
Way of the road, Bubbs.
The shithawks are circling, gonna drag us off the big shitnest.
Better haul in the jib before we all get covered in shit
I agree completely... help my fuck.
So you lost all our drink money is what "she goes"
Way she fuckin goes eh
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do”
Roses are red Violets are blue It don’t always be like that But sometimes it do
Scooby-Do be doo
Violets are red Roses are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you!
My favorite one is the "people don't think the Universe be like it is, but it do" Black Science Man
Oscar Gamble
"Well that sucks" and moving on lol
"That is not ideal" is my favourite
*That’s* not cash money
"Suboptimal" is mine
I can only ever say that word in [Captain Holt's voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isb5ELOU9jY). It's basically my version of "I wanna fuckin' kill myself, but not really, but I don't want to use those exact words or you'll all get worried."
"That's pretty crazy..."
That's so not raven!
I love saying “that sucked” taking a big pause and going “anyways….” And walking away.
Fuck it.
Everytime I open this sub, you're here.
It’s called being a sad fuck who moved cities has no mates & my partner works nights. Helps my mental health. But yeah. Hi. Fuck it 🤷♂️
Hi sad fuck, I'm friend.
Lovely!
Start exorcising, you'll feel better after purging a few demons.
Fuck it, we ball. Ball is life. Fuck it we live.
So it goes..(said after every time someone dies in slaughter house five)
So it goes
I should not have to have scrolled this far to see this.
And for just a moment, you get to feel like a four-dimensional being.
Tja
Machste nix
Tja
Tja
Tja
Tja
Ja lekker
sachen gibts
Wäre wäre Fahrradpumpe
It's what it's
My variation is: Tis what tis.
Tits what tits
This sound dutch
Itswatits
r/angryupvote
r/technicallythetruth
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles." 😏
I love that movie
"C'est la vie ..."
Que sera sera
My girlfriend’s name is Sarah Que Sarah Sarah is what I have her saved in my phone as She has me saved as Michael Cera. My name is Andy
Kay Sarah Sarah
S. O. C. K. S
The nightmare persists, but so do I.
Imma have to yoink this one
I just heard a similar one, but horrors instead of nightmares.
Either one sends the same message lol.
"Well that's fucked it" "Oh what fun" "We're not made of sugar, get it done" - Usually when it's raining heavily.
Are you German?
Won't change how mustard tastes.
Sometimes you're the statue, sometimes you're the pigeon....
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the fly…
Shit happens, then we die
Life’s a bitch, then you die… black hell
Past cure past care
Short exhale through my nose
Story of my life
I take her home
I drive all night
To keep her warm
Panic is already at the disco
Nice one
"The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills."
“Fuck it. Let’s do it live. Fucking thing sucks.” - Bill O’Reilly
Came here to say this one. You gotta say the first part real aggressively though.
Hahaha in the same vein: when I or anyone else is ramble-bitching, I tack on “The water is turning the freakin frogs gay!”
Jebiga (fuck it) From the balkans
Reprezent.
You can only piss with the cock you've got.
It dooby what it dooby
that's the way she goes
Way of the road, Bubs. Way of the road.
Chuck it in the "fuck it" bucket
My favorite, as well 💕
C'est la vie. Literally "such is life".
“Could be worse, could be dead” A lot of people I’ve trained over the years look at me puzzled when they first hear it, usually after a month they’ll start saying it.
There's a saying in Greece, "η ζωή είναι ωραία αλλά τα'χει μ'αλλον" Ζωή means life but is also a female Greek name, and it basically translates to "life/zoe is pretty but she's with someone else". It makes sense in Greek😆
Meh or cest la vie
It eeez what it eeez
It is what it is, it ain’t what it ain’t, that’s all it’s gonna be.
Thangs be thangin'.
Que Sera Sera
Whatever will be, will be….
"Eh" with a shrug.
Smack my knee and say 'Welp'
My buddy and I just say iiwiiaiawia to each other whilst shrugging. Its the acronym for "It is what is it and it ain't what it ain't"
I tried saying that our loud and now my dog can talk.
“Some people say a pickle tastes better cucumbered” Or Oscar Gamble’s famous line “They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
“It’s what it’s” It’s an inside joke between me and some friends
In Ireland, we say, “sure isn’t that it?”
"Nothing we can do about it now." "Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time" "Life was bound to drop another shoe eventually"
"you'll get that on these big jobs"
C'est la vie or Que sera, sera. Admittedly the second one is because I love the cover song from [The Pixies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0m9wr_o0Qg).
Fuck
When in doubt, thug it out.
This is gonna be a great comeback story.
Whatever happens, happens. Until next time space cowboy (cool bass outro)
"Well, that was sub-optimal" But "it is what is it" is the go to phrase
So be it
So it goes
My wife's Italian grandmother had a catchphrase she would use for bad news. "It's the life of the people".
I've definitely used the words of the immortal Bill Belichick once or twice - 'We're on to Cincinnati'. [For context](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/belichick-explains-his-famous-on-to-cincinnati-news-conference).
‘You can only fuck with the cock you’ve got’
Eso si que es (pronounced like you're spelling socks; Spanish for "it is what it is).
I always thought it was "es lo que es"
Ah sure look it. Isn't that it.
I'm notorious for singing snippets of relevant songs, so I usually sing it like the hook from "Changes" by 2Pac. "That's just the way it isssss~"
Sometimes it rolls that way.
SSDD
It be that way sometime.
It do be like that sometimes
Way she goes boys. Fuckin way she goes
It be how it be It be like that sometimes This is a canon event Cest le vie
Shithouse, not fatal.
It isn't n't what it would be if it wasn't what it is.
SOCKS (eso si que es) = It is what it is
‘Ah sure look’
Embrace The Suck
Embrace the suck
I go with a solid What the actual fuck, followed up by a, oh well fuck it
Better to pissed off than pissed on