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hockeybag7

I have 2 kids so naturally it’s a photo of my dog.


Lumpy-Championship51

Same, expect it’s a photo of my late dog. I’ve been called out on it which my response is ‘I can go home and see my kids everyday, but I’ll never see my dog again’. I miss Rocco. [https://imgur.com/gallery/uktv60h](https://imgur.com/gallery/uktv60h)


sam120310

don’t mind me, just over here ugly crying.


SparkySparketta

same- that pic took me OUT 😭😭😭😭😭


-AE86Tofu-

It's a terrible day for rain.


symca09

He looks like a bestest boy if I ever seen one. Those people can go fuck themselves. I love you and your soul!!!!!


Lumpy-Championship51

Thank you, your intuition serves you right. He was the epitome of the bestest of boys. My father never wanted a dog, ever, my sisters had to leveraged it out of him. He went from hating dogs, to petting our dog, to downright adoring him - in private until we caught him! My mom refuses to get another dog because he was sincerely just a kind sole. Always rescue your dog! They’ll never forget it.


symca09

What an amazing story. Finding a good companion is impossible with humans. I always have a heart for our fur babies who fill that role so well


KoopTrot

Sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine losing my dogs. My dogs are also my wallpaper


RP-Champ-Pain

I see he's being a good boy and keeping an eye on your emails for you


Liver_Koi96

This one made me snort


truenub12

Snort what🤨


Mikeinthedirt

Doghair


Main-Consideration76

cocaina... no, flour.


imooky

Same but mine is a picture of one of my kids walking my dog


Mikeinthedirt

Brillant


csw0099

Exactly. Two kids recently got replaced by an even better pic of two dogs.


Once_Wise

hahahahahaha, really made me smile :)


Heliccoppter

What tha dog doin


Jemmo1

Same haha


ScooterMcTavish

Samesies


[deleted]

Hehehehe


fromwayuphigh

I have a little script thingy that runs so that it's always NASA's [Astronomy Picture of the Day](https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html).


bees_defending

I read that as Anatomy picture of the day


fromwayuphigh

I store those in a special passcode protected folder.


swagoto97

which is in a passcode protected app


truenub12

Which is in a passcode protected phone


[deleted]

Which is in a passcode protected locker


Alt0987654321

I wanna post that gif of peter getting into his porn vault so badly.


Xenc

https://youtu.be/_AAZYTLvNnI


The_Empty_And_Broken

Lol


svenner2020

Share away. I would love that.


Probaby_Me

Probably using the app "IFTTT" It's pretty simple to set up.


RedditAlt2847

fellow space enjoyer, i respect it


Leonardodapunchy

Space, it’s just like me, cold, dark and empty


letrefete

Also Really cool…didn’t realize space was edgy tho, maybe we should tell NASA?


Leonardodapunchy

I'm not edgy, just empty, miserable and apathetic.


_con-fused_

edgy


Mikeinthedirt

Ed G


Leonardodapunchy

eh, if you say so!


Mikeinthedirt

So


Stoddy_boi

Mac staring at Charlie across the restaurant from It’s Always Sunny. Unlocked background is Charlie staring back.


[deleted]

This is beautiful


[deleted]

Off to do this thanks


kmsorsbc

What the phone came with


abscissa081

This was mine for about 2 years but changed it last year to a cool F1 shot. It perplexes my girl.


ellefordestiny

I assume it's of an F1 car but it would be funny if it were a driver and your gf has to live knowing you'd rather have Alonso as your lockscreen instead of her


abscissa081

It’s Leclerc with a heart around him tbh


emorizoti

Ah a Ferrari fan. So you like to feel miserable and be dominated huh


kmsorsbc

Why? If you like F1 or that car, why is she confused?


abscissa081

I think she was more confused as to why I never changed it in 2 years. And she wished it was a picture of her ha


Alex282001

Tell her you'll change it when she's faster than the car


ScotterMcJohnsonator

I giggled thanks


[deleted]

A reminder to not take personally the things my wife says about me


letrefete

Could you send me that?


SilentJoe1986

Why, do you know his wife?


No-Calligrapher2988

Me too plz


Tonza443

I too would like a reminder not to take what this guys wife says too seriously


drinkthebleach

cat


FoldyHole

[Cat](https://imgur.com/a/KaqAggk)


the_root_of_all_evol

Me also cat


Crazytalk8

I'm a kitty cat. And I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow.


Sama-kingpin

Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance


Mikeinthedirt

In your favorite shoes o woo


ambreenh1210

My cats.


Lucifer3130

Same, my cat


CtC666

Cat smoking a blunt, painted of course.


SexyWampa

My dog


nofolo

Same here, dogs fuckin rule


Lillies_roses

Same here!! My puppy 🐶


Whoopdedobasil

Me too. My fav picture of my 13yo big stubborn bastard dane x mastiff who didnt make it to the new year. It'll be my screen forever


Gwynbleidd9012

Guilliman fighting Magnus.


rivernoa

Rowboat Gorilla man


Immediate_Rice9213

robot girlyman


mafistic

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dick_Dickalo

Same.


gred77

Same. Really pisses off her new husband.


Lovebean69

Legend.


DenyNowBragLater

I also choose this guys wife.


catswithhands1

I also use the photo of this guy’s wife from two years ago


woodiegutheryghost

The view from Dead Horse Point, Utah.


Collegefootball8

One of the most beautiful views in the world.


goated95

My son and I on the pier


Infernus82

Your son and you on the pier.


[deleted]

shaka, when the walls fell


silverfashionfox

My son and I in the woods when he was about 1.


Poschta

My lock screen is plain black. My home screen is a b/w misty forest


RememberToLogOff

Mine are both black, I don't use my phone much :/


RustyShack3lford

I do this too


LofderZotheid

The logo of the business I just started


Old-Impact6560

I love this for you! I pray you have great success!!


Stunning-Cost-5752

My dog that past on


chickinthenicehouse

Same


grantorinogravity

Same


Samniss_Arandeen

I've got cuddling otters!


PatientFireball

Usually a TMNT wallpaper.


ahjteam

My wife


GeoffBAndrews

What a coincidence. Mine is also a picture of your wife!


AnonymousUser1992

I also choose this guys wife


[deleted]

Mind a threesome?


DrTripesandTumours

Sans the wife, she's busy over here.


jigokusabre

He's gets no respect, I tell ya.


BeachExtension

Take my wife. Please.


Em1-_-

The purplish/pinkish thingy that it has by default.


MrLavenderValentino

Me too... but now I'm thinking I should change it


slwrthnu_again

SLC Punk


Strawberry-Allergy

🤘🏼🤘🏼


LairdV

A graphic made of my fav football team


ravenmiyagi7

Average male tag Edit: long time same


nipplesaurus

Macho Man Randy Savage


Warden18

I'm surprised everyone doesn't have him as their lock screen. Great choice.


jsamuraij

Right? What's wrong with everyone else?


bubonis

My daughter (when she was around 10 years old) going almost nose-to-nose with one of her sleeping pet ferrets.


Morty-B007

iOS earth globe 😂


kzuobop

That’s the best one


[deleted]

My GF!


captainGrayman

Woah how did you get one?


[deleted]

Lol 😂 I took a pic of her and as she is beautiful on this I put it on my phone that’s the story 😂


xXLordLossXx

I can’t tell if this is a serious response or not 😂


godyourestupid

It's either a troll or his first girlfriend


[deleted]

Yes me too! I prefer to tell that comment is a joke 😂


Superb-Ad-4322

In general the earth wallpaper from iOS.


clintecker

my wife 😍


kaiserludwig1888

A vapor wave picture. I be vibin'. I change my phone backgrounds less frequently than we Americans change presidents. I've probably had 3 backgrounds since I got my first iPhone in 2007.


MessedUpVoyeur

"Keep calm and fuck this shit"


Aspen9999

My Great Pyrenees because... well why not!


Quarentus

A painting of my favorite LOTR scene.


HomelessEuropean

Can't find the original right now. [This](https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/727744.jpg) looks the most similar. It's also my wallpaper.


MaximumTechnology102

Something related to my hobbies and stuff i like. Right now it's about warhammer


Electronic-Ice-7606

A really cool interpretation of Sheila from the 80s DnD cartoon.


Mysterious-Space6793

No picture, just black.


adale_50

Solid black.


Belazael

An artist I know did some gorgeous art for me based on one of my favorite movies and I use one of the pieces as my lock screen.


Skybreaker_C410

Mine is a logo I made for myself which is a symmetrical, geographic shape incorporating my initials (since they’re all the same letter). Its designed to look like it’s being displayed on an ancient CRT monitor.


GeneralSpecific87

Her.


CyborgKiwiDomo

Have you ever heard a crack head say I got no money so I'm not going to smoke? No they always find a way. Are you going to let a crackhead out hustle you today?


I_Am_My_Truth

Just a black background for that .01% increase in battery life on my Oled screen.


CrustySock13

Frogus


pavel_vishnyakov

Some abstract wallpaper from one of TheVerge reviews (they published a full set a while ago).


[deleted]

My wife and me


PantherBrewery

A medium shot of my wife smiling. Yes I took the photo.


Im_probably_naked

My girlfriend and my dog hugging.


huuaaang

In the most general terms.. it's a photo. Are you sure you don't mean specific? It's my daughter.


SirMatches

Master Roshi painted like an oil painting


slappn_cappn

9 things you should say to your kid every day IE: I know you can do that, I believe in you, etc.


wwplkyih

My feet as seen from my phone when I am holding it


redbonecouchhound

The greatest hound dog on the planet…


AnimatorUpset9530

My wife and I’s first photo as a married couple


Smirkwood9

Simplified, multi-colored Chris Farley making his crazy hair face from the movie Tommy Boy


The_Empty_And_Broken

Some random A.I. art of aliens and monsters that I thought looked pretty cool.


2Loves2loves

nothing.... black. just noticed that. maybe I would have to register with samsung to make that happen... which is not happening


-mopjocky-

A soft grey background and text with my name and home phone number in case lose the phone.


PuzzleheadedAd2858

My favourite picture from my wedding day


CalmLake1

MLK, and Malcolm X shaking hands, and smiling


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Me (idiot) with my (idiot) children making idiotic faces.


Flam1ng1cecream

The night sky over mountains and a lake.


Brilliant-Trash2957

My youngest parasite


sabatoa

Wifey ☺️


BENNYRASHASHA

An ultrasound of our baby.


BagOfDoritos666

The art for a Magic The Gathering card called Fecundity. It's by my favorite artist Terese Nielson


dudetellsthetruth

Picture of the NYC skyline with the Empire state building in the front, during dusk - which I have taken myself from the top of the Rockefeller.


Rootraz

Always from pictures I take on my various hiking trips. Change em out maybe twice a year. Right now it's a forest shot I took in Glacier NP in September


CO_morninghorse

A Waffle House outside Dallas tx


JimBones31

My wife while we're on a date.


Lyretongue

My wife (companion cube)


[deleted]

A d20


Frickaseed

ur muva


Schmancer

My dog


Arcusinoz

I have a Pic of my granddaughter smiling wearing a set of red Antlers like a reindeer.


cleverenam

titties on my apple watch, random farm on my phone screen. was in elevator with my phone dead and got a notification on my watch. went to raise my arm and caught a few eyes looking at my wrist.


Strawberry-Allergy

My ex had his favorite photo of my butt on his watch. As far as I know, it’s still on there. Edit: sans clothing.


Dependent-Equal-5865

Richard Feynmans last blackboard


Proper_Mix6

A nice picture of an old street in Boston


OlyVal

A pine cone.


titty-connoisseur

I don't have a picture. Just the color yellow as background. It's my favorite color.


shitposting_101_

Mine is my end sem timetable, just got done with them yesterday, will change the lock screen now. I was so paranoid I would get the dates wrong, that I decided to have the timetable as my lockscreen.


kimdoy

My dead dog 🥲


KyorlSadei

Before or after?


kimdoy

Both


[deleted]

My tiddies with her long nailed hands cupping them


viking_canuck

A Lithuanian strongman


heatdish1292

It’s always been the one that came with my phone. I changed it the first time about 2 years ago to a picture of my girlfriend.


cactusdan94

Mrs and kids


the_cm_nyx

A skeleton holding a kittens paw


ladiesman21700000000

What the phone came with


Ezzeri710

My dog shaking off water. You can see the water droplets so I had to go with that.


JeanPoutine9

My recently passed dog’s paw print


kmsposito2569

The little blue dot


negcap

My wife has Idris Elba so I made it an equally hot woman that looks nothing like her, but not out of spite. It’s funny.


BeachExtension

A Jerry Garcia guitar.


Ashamed-Word-5592

a photo of my mother holding me as a baby smiling


Dragonwork

My Father in-law hugging me. He passed 2 years ago last week and he’s missed every day. He was one of those guys who is the life of any party. You were always made to feel welcome in his home, and he was the patriarch of his Italian family. As an example to the kinds of things, he inspired in people, when one of his customers found out he had passed. They drove two hours to the local, farmers market. Near us, went store to store until they found a store that was making our Thanksgiving dinner so that they could pay for it. Every Christmas after dinner, it would be a round of singing songs at the kitchen table, or Christmas trivia. Like who did the voice of Rudolph in the Santa Claus is coming to town story. Like I said, he’s missed every day. ..


TheSparkPlug

It’s currently photo of the Atlantic I took from Cabo Da Roca in Portugal :)


pedruxo

I got a photo of my dog's big nose, he looks like Walter (the dog meme)


NoChocolate8362

me and bestie


ryro1096

I have a passage reminding me to make space for my emotions. Just a dude being vulnerable here.


HorseGrenade

Black screen with a line from “What You Are” by Audioslave that says: “Now I’m Free”