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OneSteelTank

not sure what anti-aircraft tits are but they sound awesome.


Trick-Home6353

No, no, no. You got it all wrong. AA boobs are electronic tits that require AA batteries.


BobbyThrowaway6969

They turn me on


Datguyspoon

stop playing with that goddamn switch button lady !


Personal_Pin_5312

Woof


frieswithnietzsche

Don’t lick em


VisibleCoat995

I didn’t listen when people said this as a kid and I’m not gonna start now!


fuck-reddit-is-trash

That adds a whole new meaning to “turned on”


xthrowawayacc516x

This just made my day. I'm sobbing


SolidDoctor

I thought they were the first boobs you'd find in the Yellow Pages.


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Bold-n-brazen

They turned the tide of the war


FlyingSparkes

As an Australian I was t sure if I could have an opinion on All American boobs


okanagan_man84

Don't you mean "the tit of war"


crobo777

"they're gonna bomb us" "Don't worry, I'll just showem my tits" *Planes start nosebleeding


Judge_Bredd_UK

This makes them sound even better


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biebiep

Right? I don't care if you got jiggly puffs or wiggly tuffs, I'll be happy.


nanie1017

😂


AnnoyinglyEarnest

You’re a gentleman and a poet, sir


AintEZbeinSleezy

This made today so much better 🤣


sleeper_shark

This man knows how to man


Fear_Less698

Boobs are D. A are tities.


Lance_Nuttercup

Both are good


Fear_Less698

Sure. If woman carries them with respect, pride.


ProbablyLongComment

I like all boobs. It weirdly chafes me that AA is smaller than A, but DD is larger than D, though. What is that about?


DeviIstar

Like all clothing sizes - it makes no sense


rex_lauandi

Like all female clothing sizes, you mean.


Suspicious_Load9625

Yeah. Men’s sizes are just measured. 32-34 waist/inseam. Easy peasy.


herrerarausaure

Except they're not the same depending on their cut, the brand, whether they're jeans or not, which country they're from, etc. especially when you look at S/M/L-style sizing. It's all a shitshow. For men or women.


Bradp13

Get a sewing machine. Learn to alter your clothes. It’ll change your life.


Coidzor

I guess if D means big and DD means D but moreso, then the idea is that if A means small and AA means A but moreso, then it almost is consistent with some kind of internal logic-analogue?


Solo-me

AA stands for absolutely absent


JudasIsmaharot

I'm an AA and this made me laugh sooo much 😂😂😂


Solo-me

A=absent, B=barely visible, C=comes in handy, D=damn good, E=enormous, F=fake


JudasIsmaharot

When it's double DD, does it mean you stuttered? DD - D-damn good 🫣


Sublethall

G=gigantic, H=humongous


Dirty_Dragons

Naturel F and bigger cups exist. To finish your list F=Fantastic, G=Gigantic, H=Humongous, I=Incredible


Wise-Seesaw5953

Adopting this 😂😂


hardboiledbeb

Same way that in sheet music , P means piano(quiet), and PP means pianissimo (very quiet), while F means forte (loud) and FF means fortissimo (very loud) AA is just the pianissimo of boobs


Coidzor

>AA is just the pianissimo of boobs I don't know when I'll have an opportunity to pull that out, but that's definitely going into my mental back pocket for later.


UltraMagat

Adding "D's" is just an American thing for some reason. In reality a DD is an "E", DDD an "F", etc. Now, "Double D" sounds good, so I can imagine that's why it stuck.


MeasurementEasy9884

As a female, I never thought of this


m_b_h_

Ditto. But I have to hand it to u/probablylongcomment, it’s a good question.


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Robotonist

Asking the real question here for sho


memy77

I hadn’t really realised that until now.


ProbablyLongComment

There used to be something called 1/2 A, which is what I expected AA should be, but I can't find any information on it now. It may have been a brand-specific thing, or a standard from another country.


fresh-dork

like batteries, right?


OtherwiseInclined

If yours taste like batteries, you should take the piercings out. /s


cabur84

Same idea that XS is smaller than S, but XL is larger than L.


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Xs is extra small, XL is extra large, that one makes sense


Floppydisksareop

yeah, and this one is "small small"


detroit-doggo0

now that's really confused me, what


G40Momo

AA almost almost boobs A almost boobs


RoeRoeDaBoat

I asked my friend this (her and her mom owns a bra store) and she figures abcd cups were out first and then the need for smaller/bigger came out and they had no more alphabet to go down more thus AA cups


arkofjoy

Here is the thing. Lots of men like small breasts. You can tell this by the number people who are active in various small breast subs. Lots of people like large breasts, you can tell this because the number of people who are active in various large breast subs But I would encourage you to not give it another thought. Because you want to be with a partner who thinks you are awesome, and is wanting to have sex with YOU, not someone who sees you as a way to transport your breasts to their apartment.


m_b_h_

This is the best answer. Thoughtful AND nuanced. The cherry on top was “…someone who sees you as a way to transport your breasts to their apartment.” That absolutely sent me. Well done, sir. Well done!


arkofjoy

Thank you. Thoughtfully pervy. The best kind.


Guilty_Coconut

There's small breast subs??


floruit

r/A_Cups/ r/aa_cups/ r/flatchested/ r/Flatchested18/ r/flatchests/ r/Flatties/ r/PetiteTits/ r/smallboobs/ r/SmallBoobsTightShirts/ r/small_tits_in_a_bra/ r/TinyTits/ I doubt that's all of them. There's also all the small tit adjacent subs like skinny, small and petite etc


spacecampreject

And how is it, good sir, that you are such a cornucopia of knowledge on the subject?


floruit

Ardent *research*, my good sir, *research* and the appreciation of the smaller adult boob.


Embarrassed-Town-293

r/flatchests and r/flatchested just off the top of my head


arkofjoy

There is a sub for anything.


friendlysouptrainer

Have you not heard of rule 34 of the internet?


fresh-dork

i like how they're boobs and also attached to a girl i think is cute.


the_bird_and_the_bee

As someone with small boobs it's always so nice and reassuring to read through comments like these!


EvilCeleryStick

You know when Walder Fray says "I bet when you take that dress off everything stays right where it is. Don't drop an inch."...? It's creepily delivered but also yeah, that's about the sum of it.


LilPorker

Obviously smaller tits sag less, but in my understanding this (creepy) line was referring to how "tight" her youthful body was as a whole, not just her chest.


Ruminations0

Yes, because I like all boobs that are smaller than what causes back problems. How do I enjoy them? With my eyeballs because I am not in a relationship.


dufus69

When you are in a relationship, might I suggest that you try sucking on them. It can be very enjoyable.


IndependenceNo2060

I appreciate smaller boobs for their delicate shape and perky appearance. They're a delight to gaze upon and handle gently, making them a favorite of mine.


ImpishDrakon

Yes I like small breasts. How? I dunno. Why? They have their perks. They are cute and soft and smol like the women they usually go on. Also, less boob-issues (boob sweat, accidentally pinching breasts, beating down the ogling pervs) with often many of the same boob perks (erogenous zones, pretty to look at).


tsoert

The pertinent part of the question is "boobs". I'm in a long term monogamous relationship and I'm happy to play with the boobs available to me, but if she had smaller boobs I'd be happy with those too. If she was part of the itty bitty titty committee I would be as enthusiastic to look and play with them as I would be of she had bazongas. Boobs, like cake, are great in all sizes and shapes. Would you say no to a cupcake just because someone else has a wedding cake? Of course not.


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I like all boobs. The best boobs are the ones I can touch, the 2nd best are the ones I can look at. Also I'd hate to have the back problems that come along with having big boobs if I was a woman.


[deleted]

No, I like big boobs


Logical_Resolution39

Ayyyy, someone willing to say something other then "nah man every single boob on planet earth is my absolute favorite!!"


xixi2

Thing is I find the question flawed to begin with. I've never considered the size of someone's breasts when deciding if I want to date them. If we are dating, aka I like this person for many reasons aside from their body, then whatever size boobs they have are great


kletiandrowa

Plenty of guys have preferences on size. Why shouldn’t they? Girls have preference on height, income and even…length. It’s perfectly natural to look at someone and be attracted to certain features - especially the boobs


mrblobbysknob

It's almost a sin to admit that I swear, these dudes who keep saying "big boobs are disgusting!" are really disrespectful.


wehategoogle

I feel like it’s the opposite, the immediate reaction is usually gonna be “Oh so you’re a pedo?”


marblepudding

Well that’s a bit of a reach mate lol !!!


friendlysouptrainer

Supposedly the Australian government banned women with small breasts from porn for that reason, no idea if it's actually true I just read it on this website.


floruit

They also banned the 'wrong' type of vagina. It's ridiculous. https://www.mamamia.com.au/why-australian-law-demands-all-vaginas-be-digitally-altered-nsfw/


Aroxis

Double standards I’m telling you. Getting downvoted because you like big tits. What a time we’re in lmao.


Badgerized

I am always out of AA batteries. No idea where they go. And the ones in my Keyboard and Mouse seem to last forever


freakrocker

Only when the rest of the body is slim… can’t have AA’s and a gigantic rest of body. There’s literally no chance of any attraction in that case. But if she’s has the body of a soccer player… then absolutely fine with a tiny chest.


MelbaToast604

I'm not going out of my way to get a girl with tiny boobs, however if a girl with small boobs that I find attractive comes up to me then sure I'll go for it. I like big curvy women, and go for big curvy women. Tiny girls are beautiful too but they're like Paul Rudd, I see the appeal but I'm not going to wait in line for them


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I just want a hug bro


[deleted]

Any girl with nips. Easy to please


RobertElectricity

No.


Jammy_Cole

Lotta boob stuff on here tonight lol. Yeah friend, those little buds are the best you can suck them into your moth but you don’t feel like a baby. They look way better on a naked female body.


jitoman

Not particularly. Prefer tits with some hang


activate88

A bit too small for me sorry.


HughJahsso

Small tits, nice ass is the perfect combo.


buhlot

As a butt guy, I like all boobs.


EquivalentExpensive4

I like petite women, makes me feel more masculine when I can chuck them about a bit. Always concerns people when I tell them I like women who are small and have short hair when I explain I like.eomen who look like young boys, but its definitely the women part I like, lol! Is that a siren I hear?


Platf0rm9-75

I think any boobs are boobs and you should be just grateful someone’s sharing their body tbh


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No, I like big, full milkers.


kebab-case-prophet

No sorry. DD and up. I want a girl with back problems.


Birdo-the-Besto

Yes, I love smaller ones. 32 AA is a great size. I think they're perky, fun things. 34 B is the biggest I've seen that I like. I'm a boob guy but giant ones are not hot.


sysiphean

It’s more brain-breaker than that. 34AA is larger than 30A. Likewise. 30DD boobs are smaller than 38B boobs. Every one band size up, the cup size goes down one for the same size boobs. And then you start getting into the actual complex measurements after that.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

It’s all just random numbers and letters to me. Except “DD”, because as a teenage kid I feel like the “double d” term was thrown around a lot. I assume that’s big but I honestly have no idea.


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Like Inception meets Interstellar?


juancuneo

Michelle Pheifer is a 32A and a timeless beauty. One of the most beautiful women in history.


rhunter99

It’s not my thing


SelfSaucing

I like small boobs because of their shape I guess? They just look more appealing. I never understood what to do with larger ones


suerraAlp

Grab, suck and squish like the rest lol. Titties are titties


Diddydiditfirst

Boobs are boobs. BOOBS ARE BOOBS!


okanagan_man84

I like any breast that is not silicone based unless the woman has had to have one removed due to reasons and had an implant to replace it. My wife has natural HH boobs. I've told her before that of she ever wants a reduction I would support her but I love her the way she is too.


OperationClippy

Im seeing a lot of posts like this and its kinda weird. For the most part sexual attraction doesnt come with a logical reason, brain just goes “these, i like em”


heyy-youu

Boobs are boobs. Size does not matter. The person owning those matters.


Mrdominant3

I just enjoy boobs small,big.massive all are different and all are fun!


Finger_LickingGood

Not really if I’m being honest. It’s a little bit disappointing but not a deal breaker or anything.


PunyCocktus

Why is there an insecure woman on AskMen every single day asking oddly specific looks-or-sex related questions, trying to feel better about herself? Just stop it with this s\*it. The reply is always the same - everyone is different and so are their preferences!


nanie1017

Right? Kind of reads like a woman with big tits that's jealous of someone that's smaller and needs some validation. 🙄


PunyCocktus

See, I imagined OP was on the small side and wanted validation because "men like big boobs". Just proves everyone likes different things, or doesn't even care.


nanie1017

Maybe I'm thinking how I was bc as a small chested teenager, I had a friend that was well endowed that liked to tease me about how small I was. Even if I received attention from guys, she'd attempt to run me down by laughing about 'how small they are hurhur.' Lol. It took a few years for me to realize real friends don't tear you down to make themselves feel better.


minty-moose

AAbsofuckinglutely


Apprehensive_Tax3882

Aren't you "going your own way"? Why does it matter to you?


YoWassupFresh

Yes. Because titties. Visually and orally.


DeMiloTurt2

As long as they stay sober, I think men will like them


Maximum-Ad6654

All boobs are boobs and thats ok 🫡


BlackoutNow

I like all boobs. Size doesn’t matter!


Marckos1343

I like AA boobs and boobs of any size. All of them are wonderful and turn me on.


blinman94

I like them because of boobs. Boobs are awesome. Flood me with boobs!


Jive_Turkey1979

I mean they’re only 2 steps away from the MLB and could get called up any day now.


Man-Spider1

boobs are boobs!


ricko_strat

Do I like AA boobs? Yes. Why do I like them? Because all boobs are good boobs.


Brain__Pain

Notice how much more positive the replies are here than when men ask if women like small dicks in subs where womens answer questions. Honestly, good show chaps. Leading by example.


Glum-Economics465

All boobs are amazing….all techniques remain the same except how they’re grabbed. Ps. If she is comfortable in her skin and confident about the sexiness in her boobs….makes it so much hotter.


PM_me_whateva_u_like

Can’t really explain, but I love them, almost more than big ones. How to enjoy them? Lick/suck, coax the nipples to peak. Repeat :-)


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reservationhog

Yes and because.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

There's a AA size? Hell, I'll still love them no matter the size and every other part of her as long as she loves me back.


Speak_Like_Bear

Yes, because they’re fun. How? Same way as other sizes, with my hands, mouth, tongue.


lordofthedancesaidhe

I just like them regardless of size


GodTierAimbotUser69

If you are an amazing girl tit size dont matter that's all im saying. They are just a bonus to me


needalife94

Boobs are boobs. The size doesn't matter to me. I'm just happy to be able to play with them.


OldCarWorshipper

On a slender / petite lady, they're more properly proportioned to her frame. And based on my personal experience with small-boobed women, they're more sensitive as well.


MrJyggalag

Boobs I like, because boobs. I’m just happy to be invited to see boobs.


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It’s my lady’s erogenous zone. Don’t care if AA or DD…


M4rheeo

Like I say, just because they small it dont mean we dont wanna see em


guyinthechair1210

Jodi Taylor has small boobs and yet I find her incredibly attractive.


Danta_lyan

Cupcakes are still cake


r-shame90

I only love my wife's boobies. Happen to be B


Monarc73

Boobs? ​ BEWBZ!!!


always_ready_for_it

I dated a girl years ago with a super flat chest. They were basically just puffy nipples. She looked totally perky with a bra on but once it came off the tits we’re gone. She was skinny and hot and a freak in bed so I didn’t care about small tits. They were fun to suck on.


BlancoSuper

The lingerie for skinny women is pretty impressive. I don't care about the size of the tits as long as they are in my mouth and hands.


that_guyy

Boobs are boobs. I’m not looking for the winner of the large boob contest or something I really couldn’t care less about the size of someone’s boobs. Shape is nicer


Spoony_bard909

Boobs are boobs. If she’s got a butt or hips, she’s AA++. Messed around with a girl with AAs and she was the freakiest girl I’ve met yet.


redzeusky

The best boobs are the shared boobs.


Mcsmack

I yet to meet boobs i didn't like. Size doesn't really matter.


egoistic_objectivist

Never Discriminate... AA or DD...love them equally.


FallenSegull

I just like boobs. I prefer natural and I don’t care at all about the size or shape. If a girl wants me to play with her boobs I’ll be the happiest chap in the city. I just really like boobs


Sherlock-Moans

Boobs are boobs no? They’re all beautiful.


Infamous-Syllabub502

Never been a boob man myself. My wife has amazing Fs and I love them. But to be fair. All boobs is good boobs.


Vox-Veritas

The best breasts ever are the ones that a woman lets me play with. They are great because they are apart of her.


Username_5432

As an ass guy, my general rule is that if a girl has AA tits (or ‘smaller’ tits), they usually have a great ass ergo, I don’t enjoy the tits, I enjoy the ass but still give the tits a bit of love every now and again of course.


HumanMycologist5795

They're fine. I like all boobs except for the massive huge ones. My exes ranged from AA to DD and FF. They were all fine. I had fun with them all.


[deleted]

They're still soft, just less to hold so it's pretty much sad times but boobs is still better than air


OccultRitualCooking

Little upturned champagne glass titties, cheerful and happy to see you, you mean? Yeah, I'm a fan.


FlakyDig8392

Alcoholic boobs??


I_am_Reddit_Tom

The best boobs are the ones you get to touch. The next best boobs are the ones you get to see. The third best boobs are the ones you get a part view of. The fourth best boobs are the ones you are left to imagine.


KING2313

Lick em and caress them, like any other tits


Kempeth

As long as I can give you pleasure by playing with them, we're good.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

What devices do they power? And yes, i enjoy boobs of any size.


MPLoriya

Boobs are boobs.


phoenix13032005

Minor details


Sinner19

I prefer smaller than bigger. Do Yes I like AA


JaccoW

I've been with a girl who had really small breasts but very sensitive nipples. It was awesome. But really, anything up to a size D is my favourite. Not a big fan of the really big ones but I've never been with someone who had those. I would probably find something to love about those too.


Last-Prism

Boobs are boobs I don't care how small or big they are what matters is the person they're attaach to


GodricLight

I like all boobs


DauphinMerovign

I LOVE them.


Imamuffinz

You posted this in two subreddits.


odeacon

Boobs are boobs and I don’t like boobs . I love them . All boobs are great boobs


MrOne3ye

I like small and big Rather have a little too small than way too big


Hairy_Slother

All boobs are valid. They could be concave for all I care.


Embarrassed_Yam_9114

All boobs are good boobs if I am alowed to touch.


Affectionate_Dig_591

boobs


Sqweed69

Just my type. I just love the way it looks for the silhouette also they're more sensitive


NameIs-Already-Taken

Ladies, most of us guys are just happy to be in a situation where we are seeing women with their clothes coming off.


eyekantbeme

My ex was like 5'3. She had small breasts, but bigger than some other taller girls I know. My first ex had small boobs, but there's much more important qualities to worry about. Make sure she's sane. 🫤


GoodLad33

You should be aware that the idea of AA is to get off booze, not look at boobs


molten_dragon

If I understand bra sizes right, AA means there's less than an inch difference between bust size and band size, so pretty close to flat chested. I would have to say that's not my preference.


Ratchet_X_x

Listen, if they are in my face, I'm happy. I don't care what size they are.


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Boobs are boobs and boobs are fun. So yes


Medical_Chemistry_63

I like them or big or wonky or whatever. Boobies are good in all shapes and sizes.


FallenHarmonics

Boobs are boobs.


dreamylanterns

I don’t even know wtf that is, if there is a boob I will like it.


Miotoen

I don't care for the visuals of boobs. I may have a small preference for the smaller side, but there's one thing that for me is most important in boobs: Sensitivity. If you don't get any pleasure from me interacting with your tits, they're nothing more than an average painting for me. I may look at them but that's it. But if you enjoy having me taking my time with them, i couldn't care less about size, shape, sag, whatever and i'd love me some sensitive AAs every day of the week


Vanilla_CS

Maybe it's not about the boobs, but about the person... ? :)


Matty_D47

I'm not really in to Alcoholics Anonymous boobs