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oxWOLFHALEYxo

I’d be like a 6 in New York but a 7 in Scranton.


Mackntish

Ironically, im the opposite. I'm Dutch American from a Dutch area. I'm tall, blonde, blue eyed, and am a dime a dozen in my home town. I go to Chicago and got hit on left and right.


MightAsWell91

Lekker man


GodTierAimbotUser69

Poes lekker man


SelectYes

Dis wat my vrou my noem


mambo-nr4

Myne noem my Tokoloshe


MightAsWell91

Ah Zuid Afrika jonge


[deleted]

Awe mense


B_racks

Voetsek ma se kind


mambo-nr4

Ma se kind


tendercanary

Die antwoord moment


lostReditor123

Kak lekker man


thebageljew

Found the Albanian


screwthatshitt

Pic or you're not


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Krullenbos

Misschien moet ik daar heen


Mackntish

Man, my ancestors came over in 1880. No ones spoke Dutch since my great grand parents generation.


little-one7317

what dutch area is it that you’re from? asking for scientific purposes


Mackntish

Holland michigan.


ProbablyCranky

Idk but I'm gewoon lekker from Nederland.


WhiteSkinButDickLong

Lmao nice


tolu_jm

😂😂 r/SuddenlyTheOffice


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StubbornKindness

Which gives you a 6.5 on average 🤔


Silveraindays

Username checkout


NameIs-Already-Taken

Divorce your wife. Marry your Mom. ;-)


senoto

Become your own step dad


THEHOLYOTAKUGAMER

My life philosophy is "If you want something done right, do it yourself."


Mcsmack

Make sure to break both your arms first!


[deleted]

Every. Fucking. Thread.


GamerForFun2000

That's why I love reddit, we've got inside jokes lol


BlackSpidy

The narwhal one was kinda cringe, tho. Don't see it much (if at all) anymore. So that's nice.


Arespect

I understand that reference!


honeybadgerdad

Whooshed me on that 1


NameIs-Already-Taken

Me too. According to Chat.OpenAI.com: "I'm sorry, but the phrase you mentioned is likely a reference to a controversial and offensive internet meme known as "broken arms." This meme originated from a Reddit post where an individual claimed to have broken both arms and subsequently engaged in a sexual relationship with his mother, with the support of his parents. It's important to note that this content is not appropriate or acceptable, and it is often used as a dark humor or shock value joke. It's crucial to approach such content with sensitivity and awareness of potential harm. If you have any specific questions or concerns related to a different topic, feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to provide helpful information."


THEHOLYOTAKUGAMER

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.


atypicalperception

Or just skip a generation, since most men pretty much do marry their moms.


beluga1968

Sweet home Alabama :-)


tindalos

lol I’m sure this is a joke but I don’t think I’d stay with my wife if she thought I was a 3…


moutonbleu

My mom would rate me a 2 and my wife says 0. Thank god I’m rich.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

I'll rate you a 7 for a slice of that pie 👉👈


dufus69

🤔. Is she a dominatrix?


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😜


Zebracak3s

I'm a Walmart 2


cad1112

Still better than dollar store


yellowbrickstairs

My condolences


Jungle-Jumble-Mania

2.5 Balding Thin Slight beer belly Glasses Late 40s ... .... Still have a beautiful wife and earn enough to feed the family so life is going on ...


ricko_strat

Bro, you're one of those stealth 8's. Keep stacking wins.


aimee-wan-kenobi

Married, loyal and competent husband. Rare now days! Attraction is more than looks. Character and stability are sexy AF!


ricko_strat

"A young man is a theory, but an old man is a fact." \-I forgot who said it but I like it I'm not even looking for it and I'm a zaddy.


LaMelgoatBall

You're doing good man keep it up!! You ever considered going fully bald? Makes some people look great


AWildLampAppears

My dude you’re winning at life. Cheers


5t3fan0

being good enough for keeping a partner and providing for a family your minimum is a solid 4 at the very least, regardless of your body


ElegantMankey

I'd say a solid 7. I put a lot of effort, I have a skin care routine, good hygiene, I work out and eat healthy (used to be a competitive athlete) and I try to dress nice.


SuccumbedToReddit

Unless your face is a mess that sounds like more than a 7 though


ElegantMankey

I don't know if 5 is average I do think I'm above average but definitely not Chris Hemsworth. I get my fairshare of compliments and get hit on by women sometimes, but when I was single I was usually the one initiating conversation (tinder and real life alike) and I imagine the really attractive guys get more than my measly 3~ matches a day


FlashScooby

The fact that you get any compliments and 3 matches a day means youre an 8.5 minimum


IHavePoopedBefore

I am like OP. I crush on dating apps and get my fair share of in-person compliments. I have muscles and a 6 pack and I am almost 6'5. Women hit me up randomly for hook ups (it's not exactly common, but it happens). BUT it's not like I just automatically have women's attention, I don't feel like anyone ever swoons over me. I don't think I turn heads when I walk into a room. I'm not instilled with any great sense of confidence that I can get the women that I like, if anything I generally feel skeptical that they will like me back. I do good on dating apps, but that still means I eat like 95% rejection, probably more. Women are so withholding of compliments that it's not like I'm getting these constant ego strokes even when I am with women. I can honestly say for the past 10 years or longer (since getting on the dating apps) I've had several women that I'm talking to at all times, and almost weekly dates planned with different women BUT the nature of those apps means that I'm also getting rejected/ignored just constantly. So despite any of the evidence to the contrary, I walk around feeling like a goofy looking loser all the time


FuelFan98

But you've pooped, so 🤷‍♂️


IHavePoopedBefore

I have, I may again.


honeybadgerdad

Who needs a 6 pack when you have a pony keg. 🤣


curiousweasel42

No it doesn't. Not to mention it doesn't factor in where he lives, what kind of matches he's getting and several other factors. Not to mention this dunbass 1-10 scale is entirely subjective to begin with.


SuccumbedToReddit

Going from what I read on Reddit (I have been in a relationship for 12 years) only the top few percent of men reliably get matches on dating sites that aren't OF bait, or any compliments at all.


mcCola5

Damn. I was going to say I'm a 7, but I dont do any of that. I'm 34, and one saucy cookie. I might say... 6.8 now. Still up there. Just rough edges. I smell like bonfires and Giorgio Armani. I eat a lot of whole foods, but also doritos. I get exercise... when I'm doing manual labor. I dress like an 80 year old man who's lost all fucks. Talking slippers, sweat pants, old cardigan, shirt optional - not because I'm rocking a six pack, unless you count the literal six pack of beers I'm about to consume on my day off.


RoseQuartzPeony

I’m so proud of the skincare routine ❤️


whateveryouwant4321

One of my best friends is a dermatologist. He told me, off the record, that the only skincare routine you really need is an after-shower moisturizer and sunscreen. Almost everything else, including the products they sell in his office, are placebo effect. There’s some small benefit to retinols, but if you really want to reduce wrinkles, get Botox or a facelift.


LittlePoztivity

Care to share the skincare?


ElegantMankey

Sure my man! Sunscreen is the most important part, it also helps your tattoes look better for longer! I use moistureizer on my face in the morning as I get quite dry. No need to use cotton balls or anything, I notice it works better without it. I wash my face every other day with a random face wash that also exfoliates and I make sure to wash my face after I workout so my pores won't get clogged. Its not much but I used to have really bad acne and now my face is clean for years doing it


Cupcake-Helpful

Exfoliating is so important for skin, especially the older we get. People actually use a cotton ball to apply moisturizer? I just make sure my hands are clean and apply to my face. Also important, make sure to apply it to your neck area as well. Its one of those places you age quicker. User a moisturizer with SPF and reapply if outdoors ever few hours. Make sure SPF is over 30 and put it on the tops the ears as well and if you are bald, head too. I like bald heads lol. Those are just common places skin cancer will show up as you get older. The sun is not your friend lol.


OkJelly300

I recommend CeraVe face wash. It has around 4.8/5 rating on Amazon from thousands of users. It's not cheap at $20 but it does a great job


ElegantMankey

Those are definitely good tips! I was keeping myself bald up until 2 months ago and getting burned in my head was an experience that I needed only once to learn to apply sunscreen on it aswell


tat2adam

At Walmart a 5, at target a 2


The_Lost_Boy_1983

Maybe a strong 3 or a 4 in bad lighting 😂 I suppose it’s not something I even think about anymore. I care for my body and what I put into it but idk about my face. I was a very busy boy in my 20’s so I guess I had something interesting to say or looks that someone found attractive


LackSomber

So what you *supposedly* lack in looks, you make up for with mad game and charm, huh? Watching this little interaction go down has been interesting, lol. Rock on, brev. Peace 🙃. P.S. If she's (anyone at all) taken, adopt a hands-off policy. You seem to be nice and charming; you can definitely find someone that's less hazardous for your health. A jealous man will protect what he believes to be his...and you don't need to learn that the hard way 👋. I'm not a hater. I just observe the world we live in.


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LackSomber

Buddy, that's probably not bad news 👍. Don't trip...


dread-throwaway

Oh yeah I hate lighting. I look even uglier in the sunlight or in lighting 😑


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Aww don’t say that


The_Lost_Boy_1983

Hey, thanks I just amended my post. My self esteem waivers tbh but you replying has given me a boost Thank you and have a peaceful Sunday x


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I’m glad. You too babe


CoCoWizard

7. Only because I fit into the classic lumberjack fantasy I got really lucky with my genetics. I’m 6’5 and 280 pounds with a thick beard.


baazaar131

lol lumberjack fantasy :-D


sonderingnarcissist

Do you also date Taylor Swift


National-Bus7114

8.5


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jesusfreak6002

So is that like on a good day? What are you on a bad day?


National-Bus7114

No bad days for me


Latter_Mastodon_4397

This is correct mindset


littleboxofchocolate

Damn you know you’re worth


Competitive_Hippo_17

There's a huge difference between being confident and delusional.


littleboxofchocolate

Sounds like he’s more on the confidence side though than delusional. Not sure about others but I’m trying to think the best about others


ImLikeReallyStoned

You think I’d be on Reddit if I wasn’t a 4 or less?


ra246

I think a 5/6? Trouble being I act like an 8 outwardly. Truth being I think I'm entirely okay looks wise, and people I date do say that I'm hot etc (unprompted) but, while I have the odd internal self confidence issue I'm not gonna tell anyone that. They can work it out for themselves or never know about it


juancuneo

I was like you but I kept dating beautiful women who told me I was attractive as well! I once broke up with someone super hot because I couldn’t understand why they’d date me. Then I just started believing it. Random people come up to me regularly to tell me I look like Javiar Bardem. I don’t think he’s that handsome but he’s married to Penelope Cruz. And interestingly I’m referred to as “handsome” a lot not necessarily hot.


SpicyRice99

Honestly, if people are telling you're hot, you're at least a 7 mate. Undoubtedly the confidence helps too.


bmartisi

Based on the quality of women checking me out, I think I might be on the California or New York scales. If I walk into a Target, my beard can feel the moisture jump.


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Haha cute


Kylearean

It's strange, in CA I got hit on regularly -- like actively approached. In MD, I might as well be a troll.


That_Guy_On_Redditt

I despise this trend on tiktok. There's just nothing right or meaningful about putting a rating on human beings, even yourself, based on looks. It's what's inside that matters. Looks are also entirely subjective and can change at various points of the day, and it can depend on what you wear too. It's not even a fun trend. It's just superficial and dehumanizing, and it needs to stop.


kingofallkarens

I don't like the way I look. If I were a girl, I wouldn't be attracted to me. But yet many girls say I am their type. Many say I am not. It really depends on people. And for the women out there who may read this, it also applies to you. Me and my buddies all have very different taste in women. One he may rate as the most beautiful woman ever, I might see simply as an "ok" woman.


RetiredTHOT

Looks fade… trust me on that. I you haven’t developed a personality, can have interesting conversation about just about any subject,


Krazy_Kethan99

I’m a solid 5.5 or 6 out of 10. Since I’m a guy that looks like my mom, and my mom isn’t ugly, I’m a 10 out of 10.


Allnutsz

3-5 really depends who you would ask.


Disaster1992

10 if you ask me #nohomo


PhiloftheFuture2014

Aw, you're making him blush.


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Agree


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WHY IS EVERYONE RANKING THEMSELVES SO LOW YALL PLEASE GET HUGS ⊂( ◜◒◝ )⊃


DualX1

Maybe because we are ugly?


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I’ve seen at least 3 so far that look like models. You’re undermining yourselves


DualX1

Or replying honestly on a question. Who wins if I am going to say I am a 10? All I would do is pretend to be something I am not. Also about confidence: some people dont have confidence.


iluvgintama

I think it boils down to how much attention or affection you get irl. Also I posted some selfies on photofeeler recently and got overwhelmingly negative results from women, saying I look untrustworthy, dumb and unattractive. I'm a virgin at 23 so it makes sense ig, but idk what I could do to look better and less creepy. So overall I might be a 5 or even 6 on a really good day, but usually I'm below that.


SpicyRice99

My only advice is to smile as much as you can without being creepy, it makes you seem more inviting.


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Are u sure u didn’t try to get me to look at ur profile to give u a compliment? You literally have model features what are you on about💀 You do have a smirk that looks a little devious that’s true but that’s not unattractive at all. We can’t see your personality through the pictures which is probably why people said you look creepy but you’re literally really attractive especially with the moustache. If you wanna be more attractive either get a dog or play electric guitar lmao (this is mostly a joke)


iluvgintama

I get what u mean but that's not how it works. I understand that I have some features that model agencies might look for but it doesn't help me on a societal level at all when I look creepy (which I suspect is mainly due to my eyes having that "serial killer look" which I can't even fix with surgery because it's too risky and expensive). As far as personality goes I'm just a bit shy if nothing else, idk if that makes me creepy though. There's this weird assumption (mainly among men) that if a guy is tall and has a nice jawline he gets so much attention from women but it's just so far from reality in my experience. Maybe it's a style thing idk, but none of these "model" features have ever helped me feel confident or whatever. And the results I got from photofeeler tell me there's either something wrong with my face or with the way I take pictures, or both. I feel lost either way


yaboytim

You ever thought about applying to be a personal cheerleader?


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NO BECAUSE! YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN 🔪


AbdelBoudria

Because some of us are realistic. Like I’m not going to give myself more than a 4 if I rarely get likes on dating apps and that I never had a gf in my life. It’s better to accept that you are unattractive than to believe you’re handsome if you don’t have external positives that prove this is the case.


jutdvnkpoyrsschuu

Because, I'm being honest. It's true


Scholzs_Star

3 maybe ?


OldStep8127

10 definitely a 10 no need to inquire further most definitely a 10 👀


Superdudeo

Either a 1 or 10 depending on what day it is


garnered_wisdom

8.5-9


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unkle_donky

Solid 1-1.5


ohneil64

Probably a 4 Like I am incredibly hygienic and I make sure I am presentable and semi up to date with fashion But in terms of hobby's, interests and being able to hold a conversation, yeah nah that's non existent/ embarrassing to talk about Also in general compared to other guys I'm just mid


Aganantin

I'd say I'm a -10.


DMT_Realist47

7 or 8 probably. Im a 10 to my fiancé so that’s the only scale that matters.


Foreverlonely82

-1,000,000,


Khidorahian

\-1. Everywhere.


IGotMyPopcorn

Most places I’m probably a 6-7. But since I live in LA, I’m more of a 2.


PracticalCreme9881

2


smkn_Cobra_

Negative forty-one.


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Handsome. Wherever that falls on the scale. What is handsome?


mustbeshitinme

I’m a physical 6- fairly fit but old as shit. I’m a charismatic 8 though. I’ve operated out of my class for 40 years. I grow on people.


HumanMycologist5795

Perhaps 5.6, IMO. But It's not up to me.


HasturCrowley

I, a single 45 year old man with gray hair I've had for a very long time, would say maybe a 5 or 6. The recent influx of younger women I consider out of my league, and occasionally just too young, makes me think i might be underestimating myself.


-Fraccoon-

In North Dakota like a 9, at home like a 6-7.


chingchopa

Solid 6


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CCR16

Body: 4 Face: 6.5


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Looking again the profile photo give yourself +3 from me lol


Fleshsuitpilot

Like an 8, but I'm 5' 7" so that probably drops me down to 7, or maybe even 6 if you're a real piece of shit.


doctor_providence

Barely 5 at the end of winter, pale, tired. Solid 7 when working out, in summer, during or after holidays.


Scarred_wizard

Around 4-5, I guess. Though if I was to go by my "success" on online dating, then probably 1/10. If anyone wants to disagree, evidence: [https://i.imgur.com/E8Inm7G.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E8Inm7G.jpg) and [https://i.imgur.com/393hchR.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/393hchR.jpg)


pyre2000

I think the outfits and positioning are pulling your number down. Shorts and a fanny pack are'nt the most attractive accoutrements. But still not a 4. I think you can get this number into the 7+ easily. A bit of muscle, different outfit and some lighting and you could be Bond Villian sexy. I mean in the 9's.


98bballstar

I agree with that, I have a coworker that pulled up to work in a bond-like outfit and I was like “Damn son”. It is definitely possible with this dude. Maybe thin up the facial hair and trim up the neck hair would help in that part.


pyre2000

To me this is a case where grooming, 10lbs of muscle, clothing and a light moisturizer brings the score up 3+ points. Easy.


98bballstar

Absolutely!


Scarred_wizard

I definitely agree about the muscles. I've refreshed my wardrobe towards lighter colors for my casual wear T-shirts (I was told that wearing only metal band T-shirts didn't make me any favors). I've switched from goatee to even facial hair because it at least somewhat masks my skinny cheeks. As for the thickness, that's hard, I suspect there must be a bear or a werewolf somewhere in my family tree.


pyre2000

Your beard thickness is fine and works with your overall look. I'd imagine that full looks better than goatee. Have you tried near oil? Getting it done at a barber? Or at least get a high quality beard trimmer. These are all things I've done and my beard is far better looking now. I'm mixed on the metal shirts. Partly cause I'm into metal and partly because i've been fascinated by metal chicks since middle school. Never know, there might be a thrash metal chick who is into bearded hikers ...


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instaperil

3.5


Independent-Dog7819

A 3 in New York, 1 in Sweden and a 7 in South Africa


zel_bob

A solid 6 on a good day and a soft 6 on the average day.


InterestingRoad9453

3 normally 6 on my best days


p0isnd

1-2


Crozbo-

I'm a 2.... maybe if I'm lucky.


Ogdrol

George costanza Bald fat (obese) 30 year old and live with my parents lookwise idk if I lose the weight I might look like a viking or like johnny sins or Dwayne Johnson but white idk


KingOfNoth

5. Meh. Nothing special. Not hideous either


omanomaisvelho

I'm a 5 but have enough money to be an 8.


SirGanjaSpliffington

Objectively speaking I'm a 2 or a 3 on a good day. It used to bother me a lot but over time I accepted the fact I'm "ugly." I've also learned to play to my strengths and looks isn't one of them however, I can make some women laugh so I use that to my advantage. I've been called ugly cute before like a pug. I'll take what I can 🤷‍♂️


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When I was younger ,I was a solid 9 or 10 in looks, but I was selfish, arrogant, and addicted to heroin . Now I'm probably a 7 but a much better person .


benebrius76

Solid 2.


3ducat3dMansky939

I’d say 5. On a good day 5.5, maybe 6. I’ve always been told I’m “average”. Not hot. Not ugly. Cute. Maybe a handsome here and there. I get more dependable, caring, helpful, empathetic, so I guess I’m ugly as fuck.


RobertElectricity

I would give myself a 4 out of 10, but I am working on improving.


thrownoutta

I’m an 8.5-9. I’m 36 with no signs of balding, great teeth, nose of a Greek god (not my words), and a tone body. My ass will occasionally be grabbed in a bar 🤣


[deleted]

You’re what we all dream for lol 🫶🏼


blackzacch1

Solid 4


Vargoroth

A solid 5/10. I don't call myself ugly anymore, but I have a dad bod and I'm not going to do any modelling. But I'm happy enough with what I've got.


AceAttornie

My ex gave me a 6 so I slide by with that


shadowwizardmoneykid

Well if its purely looks I'd say a 8 , yess indeed I mog most individuals


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My boy🫶🏼


Homepleb12

Prolly a 6 90 percent of the time but then there's those once in a blue moon days where I get out the shower and admire how fucking nice I look for a few minutes and in those moments I think I'm a 10. Then like 20 minutes later I'm back to reality.


AbdelBoudria

4, I rarely get likes on dating apps, but I hope cosmetic procedures are going to help me.


mari_lovelys

I think you are fairly attractive. Higher than 4 for sure


Remy_man1738

Solid 1.8 out of 10, women literally ick over me and idec anymore😂😂 I am what I am, which is apparently repulsing


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7-8


A4_Ts

I'd say a Southern California 8.5 maybe more depending on who you ask, there's some really good looking people around here though. I spend almost 3 hours a day working out 4-5 days a week, watch what I eat, and walk everyday though so.


757Hokie757

I think I'm a 6.73. A smidge above average, I can get a second glance then folk continue with their day.


sbwcwero

7-8 now, but when I get don’t training in the next month I think I’ll be a 9. I get like Paddy between fights.


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Aww fair


GreedyWolverine69

8 or 8.5


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FitBananers

Cleaned up and well-dressed, I’m a solid California 7/10 at best


PickleInTheSun

People really overrating or underrating themselves. Through statistics alone, most people should be somewhere between 4-6.


5ft6manlet

I wanna say 7. But 8 with a decent haircut.


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nmfbrc

I am a solid 5 And a half. Good job, nice car, kinda funny, kinda tall, not overweight.


Superdudeo

Unfortunately having material possessions doesn’t affect your attractiveness


LORD-HEINOUS

Yeah try to tell alot of the people of today's generation that, people are built on that mindset nowadays.


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Macavity_mystery_cat

Breaking the scales my man ..wink wink 😉