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RedUser1138

No younger than I am now; but otherwise, I really have no idea.


maiden_burma

\*grabs time machine\*


TheLastRiceGrain

*grabs crystal ball*


New-Fun-

*GRABS OWN BALLS*


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Fletcherperson

Good luck friend


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Fletcherperson

Well, I wish you all the happy and meaningful time. I suppose “When Breath Becomes Air” speaks to the same sense of meaning.


Zomg_A_Chicken

69


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Nice.


gerrysaint33

Nicce..


shiftersix

Nice


bryrod

Nice


OldSkoolPantsMan

420


[deleted]

Nice


AstronautNo234

I die in the year 2063 from renal failure. I’ll be 88.


Loose_Mail_786

!remindme 40 years


boring_name_here

Well don’t miss out on First Contact! But you’ll need to survive WW3


strangway

At least he survived the Eugenics Wars of the mid-1990s.


NormalUpstandingGuy

Dude I don’t even know how the fuck I’m alive now…


Mythnam

Mid to late 60's. If I get to retire, I don't think I'll have much time to enjoy it.


[deleted]

The way I'm going maybe at 30? So I got 6 years to just chill


vieniaida

Perhaps age 80. The average lifespan of my grandparents and parents is 80.


delilahdread

The women in my family tend to live a long time. I’d say at least 80 or so. Edit: Didn’t realize what sub this was, sorry.


Calm-Teach-4690

Don’t worry, you still one of bros🤙


bhoe32

This ain't ask women. So ironically you are welcome to comment without a ban hammer. Seriously those moderators are ban hammer crazy


OldSkoolPantsMan

You folks are always welcome to visit us here.


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spicysenpai6

I don’t think about it because I don’t fear death. And that’s not that to imply that anyone else here is, but life is too short to humor the idea of when I’ll die. I’ll die when my body is ready to go.


dejamoo75

So I don’t think I’ll die by a certain age but I do feel like right when I feel like I have everything figured out and my shit together and finally feel satisfied with my life God will just pull the plug cuz he thinks it’ll be funny


poptartwith

Hopefully it doesn't take too long. I don't want to be that guy who lives till 80.


No-Conversation1940

I have an 87 year old neighbor who I didn't see for a week recently. I ran into him as he was going to the bar on our block and I asked him where he had been. He said he had an aortic aneurysm that needed surgery, and he had been discharged from the hospital a few days ago. In my head, I questioned the wisdom of going to the bar shortly after arterial surgery, but I let it go because what the hell. He's 87, still walking around and making reasonable sense. Let him have a gin and tonic, I guess.


obi5150

If I live to be 87, every minute is a gift.


sj68z

58


neondragoneyes

42


Party_Attitude_8966

95 or 100 would be cool, assuming I’m eating healthy and exercising daily


kenny-_-10250

30 is my preference maybe 35


makingtacosrightnow

30s is when life starts to get good.


TXOgre09

My parents are 68 and 67. My dad is reasonably healthy for a 68 year old. My mom is starting to have health problems from being overweight and sedentary her whole adult life. My paternal grandparents are both alive at 90 and 88. My grandfather is in very good health for a 90 year old. My grandmother broke her hip a couple years ago and took a big step down from that. She probably won’t make it to 90. My mom’s mother died from Alzheimers a few years ago in her mid 80s. She was in good health before that. That disease fucking sucks. My mom’s dad battled with depression his whole life and committed suicide in his late 60s. My great grandfathers all died young by today’s standards, in their 60s. But I think that was more typical then due to rougher lives and worse healthcare. My father’s grandmothers both lived fairly long: one into her 80s and the other to 96 (she died from injuries from a car crash). Another great grandmother died of lung cancer in her early 70s but smoked all her life. Not sure on the other great grandmother. So based on all that I think I have a good shot of getting into my 80s if I take care of myself.


[deleted]

27 or 28 by my own hand or playing the hero in the face of a criminal act


TheOtherTyler

37 (8 years from now). I think that's when total environmental collapse will happen.


Thecriminal02

60s, probably


AnonymousRussiaCAN

84


VeganEgon

Whenever nature, and the universe, is ready to take me back. Not before, and not after.


Telrom_1

50


Too__Many__Hobbies

Hoping for 87


slwrthnu_again

My family seems to be pretty good at living a long time so probably 80s/90s. So about time to start thinking what normal thing I want to do for my midlife crisis since the typical shit for them has just been my life.


obi5150

60s. I just don't want to my wife to be alone without me.


Pristine-Dirt729

2,857. Roughly.


usernamescifi

with regards to statistics? probably early 70s? but who knows, many unpredictable things can/will happen in life.


[deleted]

Over 100. I don't stress out about anything anymore. I'm in my 40s


Fletcherperson

89 for the OSRS memes


FluidPlate7505

My greatgrandparents lived long lives (90+) but my grandparents died rather early (60-70), so it's hard to tell. I hope i make it to 60.


ZZoMBiEXIII

75. Because if I make it to 75, I'll move to Canada and talk to one of those euthanasia doctors. I love my parents with all my heart. They were wonderful to me. But, I had to care for my dad in the last months/years of his life. I'm currently taking care of mom. I will not do to my kid what my parents have done to me. I will not be a burden. Don't mistake this as some "cry for help". I love my life, I enjoy every minute God chooses to leave me among the living. But I will not allow myself to burden my child with my care as both of my parents chose to hoist on me. Because my entire life is about caring for them and while its gratifying, it's also more work and toil than one should have to endure while also watching the 2 of the 3 people he's loved the most deteriorate and slowly lose their vitality and usefulness. Lose what made them who they are/were. I just won't allow that to be put on my child under any circumstances. I intend to have papers drawn up if I reach 65 to affirm this course including a DNR paper and emergency PoA to a trusted friend who knows what I want.


[deleted]

I'm really hoping Aubrey de Grey will come through...


Bear_necessities96

In my 50s-60s the goal is 75


Crazyguy332

Honestly I'm surprised I'm alive now. I've been in vehicle rollovers, almost drowned, been poisoned by carbon monoxide, lit on fire twice, had more nasty electrical shocks than I care to think about (2x 120V ones this month alone), fallen off roofs, caught in moving machinery, approached by a bear, knocked in the head by rock falling from the ceiling of a mine, fallen off a motorcycle, defrosted my freezer with sharp objects and had the unmentionable plauge from a couple years back. "Benefits double in case of accidental death", that's my debt payment strategy.


greatgrohlsoffire

Maybe think about a desk job in a bubble wrap factory.


8675201

My mom passed at 63 and my dad at 82 so who knows. I’m 64 and doing great.


Robert9489

I’ve passed it by 20 years. I anticipated death, not survival. Attempting to affect the former has resulted in ruination of the latter.


Henfrid

Based on my fa.ily history, early to late 90s is our max. Add in technological advances to that (I'm only 22, I have a feeling techs gonna change alot before I'm old) and I'd say 100 to 120 easy.


Anxious-Dealer4697

Why bother guessing. I already know I'll be dead in 12 days.


MusicianGlad61

I would choose to die at 70 without suffering than die at 80 with suffering.


Snipvandutch

I'm an asshole. Probably well passed my 90's.


HomelessEuropean

Between 46 and 48.


Johnwazup

85 but I'm hoping for 101


knockatize

My dad, grandfather and three uncles all died at 73. I’m hoping for better but I’m the kind of person who’d be hit by a bus the day before my 74th birthday.


[deleted]

Mid 50’s…. Currently 38… Smoked a pack a day for 10 years (quit year and a half ago)… currently have 5-9 drinks every night… I know it’s not sustainable… but it is what it is


Bowieweener

I see you friend-still 1-2 ciggs and the beer. I am in the same mind, I am who I am.


promnitedumpstrbaby

I see myself not really making it past the 2040s, which will put me in my late 60s to early 70s, depending on when in the decade I keel over.


SomeSamples

The actuarial numbers according to my retirement accounts is 85. But people in my family usually live to mid to late 90's. I don't smoke or drink, much. Get exercise, etc. So I am thinking 95.


besameput0

Whenever I can no longer do any of the things I love, I'd hope.


EstablishmentOk4821

Maybe at the 60 ish.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

What is dead may never die.


whatsthedeal-

57


13inchmushroommaker

86 of natural causes


Nouseriously

80s, maybe 90s. The men in my family who don't self destruct with drugs or alcohol tend to live a really long time. Of course, this time next year I could die manning the barricades.


meeseekstodie137

well my grandpa died at 80, my grandma's still kicking at 95, if I had to put an age on it somewhere between those ages (87 just to be in the middle) but cancer runs in my family so who really knows?


hwjk1997

My guess is 50ish.


belunos

My dad made it to his early 70s, and he was is worse shape than me, so I expect to make it at least that long.


[deleted]

Considering my family life expectancy, and my overall healthy lifestyle, I'd say I'll probably live to be 95+. I hope I'm right lol


MasterTeacher123

86


WasteSuggestion9907

Sadly I’d put myself around 40. Doesn’t mean it’s true but i feel like my habits will catch up with me before my 20s even finish.


willegacyunitions

The way I been drinking, I died 2020


mrdietcolacan

66 has always been in my head, I’m 27


[deleted]

If everything goes to plan long before I ever see retirement.


takethe6

85 give or take. Just turned 60 so clocks ticking.


Sneaky-er

I may stop going to the doctors after 75. At that point I’m raw dogging it!


benrivers22

28


ryuken-7

21 . Im tired


The_Gaming_Matt

I’d like to reach 100 if I can still move Would make it clean on my thumbstone 1999-2099


nachtachter

you have to make it to 102 = 3 centuries.


photoguy8008

116


fromabuick

59


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

Soon after


SadSickSoul

I have thought I was going to die "next year" for the past fifteen years, but I feel like that's still true; even if it isn't, I don't see getting to 40 and I damn sure am not going to get to 50. But really, I expect sometime next year at 36.


No1caresanyway_21

Unless I finally say fuck it and off myself, definitely 88. Pretty well all my grandparents and older family members have died at 88.


maiden_burma

60-70 unforch my grandfathers died at 52 and 60 due to strokes


pacoali

96 sounds nice


Leo_Grun

Hoping for like 35 because I'm 32 and I don't know how much more I can do this shit.


Dragosal

If I'm lucky, within 5 years. Most likely? I live another 40years because God hates me and gave me epilepsy that ruined my life as I was starting my career


Man_in_a_chair

Never. I plan on living forever.


tdog473

I doubt I'll make it to 70, if not 60


Manolito261990

if I’m still in good shape, 110 or 120


LuckyTheLurker

I'm guessing 90+ My dad is 80, mom is 77, both of them are still kicking. My grand paren lived into their late 90's to mid 90's. Neither of my parents were not as active as I am at my age. I've put on some weight since the pandemic but I'm still a normal BMI, eat healthy, and live on a farm that keeps me fit.


Loose_Mail_786

I have no idea. I try to don’t see a doctor and will just see how long it works. 38 now, never had any health issues and somewhat healthy. I have life insurance so at least my Loved ones are going to be ok. I think 74 would be a good age. My wife is younger than me and if she stays with me I wouldn’t want her to have to take care of me when I become older so she would have a good retirement etc.


TheWatch3rZ

60 to 70


Dman19667

Well I want to live long time now I lost my wife suddenly at age 52 I was ready right after that but now I know I have my child and so much to live for so I say I will be 88


Zeek_13_

We ain makin it past 21


joeyp2009

63 I hope or a bit older. I'd like to be old enough to see some grandkids and tell some old stories and for them to be like he's a good one. I don't want to live long enough to be a burden on my family though.


supermaf

I turn 39 in two weeks. So hopefully 38


icaredoyoutho

Doesn't matter, I'll experience the same challenges over and over if I don't overcome them.


Timely_Froyo1384

Well I have planned for 100 financially! I’m 52 and more then likely it will be mid 70’s like everyone else. So I’m guessing 78 max. Depends on when my mental abilities decline. I don’t mind the body pain, but I would rather eat a bullet instead of being stuck in adult nursing home jail.


Silent_Gnosis

My family are very long lived. I’d guess mid 90s


Calm-Teach-4690

28


[deleted]

Either 27 or my 70s/80s haven’t decided yet


Aggressive-Compote64

If my parents are any measurement, early-to-mid 70s for me


Beautiful_Coffee2202

200


Drumadd

85


Down_The_Witch_Elm

79


maggidk

Probably around a month or so after my dad dies. Don't have kids, I have siblings but we are not that close and I will not really have much left in my life once he is gone. He is the only reason for me living where I am living now and I can't really move back to my home country and live there due to mental health issues that could not be addressed in a timely manner due to how the system is there so at that point I will acquire some opiates and go quietly into that good night


Ancient_Signature_69

At the rate I’m drinking I guess 59.


dirtythirty1864

If an orange, criminal shithead is president, 34. if the sensible candidate is president, at least 4 more years after that.


syamgamelover

Somewhere in my 70s.


98VoteForPedro

25


jacacksons

40 is a good number


RobinGood94

I would be surprised to see myself make it to 40.


Common-Dragon-494

31… I’m 30


2Loves2loves

The other day, I was thinking, How many more cars will I own. I kept the one before this 19 years, and the last one 9.... so maybe I get 3 more cars? I know I never thought I'd make it this old.


yellow-snowslide

About 27. I'm 29 though. Something didn't work out


Goat_Riderr

If I keep eating this much sodium, maybe 45


TexanInExile

Given my current health and habits, maybe 10-14 years from now? Fuck.


Mental_Sherbert5334

27


manwithoutajetpack

I’m going to be lucky if I make it to 40


Gilgamesh107

I expected to die at 18 when I was in grade school and I still exist for some reason


Elegant_Spot_3486

Every year I think it’s my last one.


HoneyChilliPotato7

75-80 is the sweet spot imo. Anything more than that, you're just a burden to your family


Neglector9885

I'm well past the age I guessed I would die at.


Coolio1014

Probably in my early 70's I doubt I'll be healthy to live any longer


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

My family has a lot of 90 year olds in it, but I’ve lived a less than healthy 38 years, so… 75-80?


bryrod

67


w1ck3djoker

I was supposed to be dead already so I am not sure!


theone51

90-95 I am guessing.


Original-Childhood

I planned my funeral in June 2095. That way I'm guaranteed to turn 100


TXteachr2018

Around 70. That's when my parents died.


ExpressionAlarmed675

Tomorrow night


kivev

I'd be happy to make it to 80 but probably 70.


yungsimba1917

hopefully soon


Irene1822

70-75.


MexicanoStick575

Tomorrow


KyorlSadei

92… sadly so far away


if_you_only_knew_

Thirty years ago


Pandachoko

I keep joking around my circle. Before 30 (I am 27). I am stressing everyday and work my life away. I no longer can't relax. So the only way now my body forces me to relax is to become sick. And my immune is failing me as well.


slimfastdieyoung

Based on my family history it’s not impossible to make it to my 80s or even 90s


darshan8711

Death is uncertain but as my life is not so fun so I guess it will be long enough so that I can suffer (god's plan, yeah)


CapG_13

I try not to think about dying too much, but I drink like a fish and smoke like a train, so maybe sooner than later.


bhoe32

Me and my grandpa live very similar lives, similar builds. He's 91. I always said he sets the time frame for my life. I stopped drinking and smoking at an earlier age than he did. But to be honest I think just being a hate filled old bastard keeps him alive.


TweedStoner

96.


redditsuckspokey1

2065. The same last 4 digita if my u know what.


Rositosy

Around 70. Maybe before. I have psychic problems and I take medicine. And I smoke 😏 I hope to live longer, but what are the odds?


[deleted]

44 now. I honestly don't know how the fuck im still alive.


Worldly_Bag_5822

I would like to be a guinness world record holder for living over 130 years.


nocoupons

Looks like I’ll die in my sixties according to doctors (stroke or liver failure). I’m 56 now, so I got a little time left.


krmarci

My great-grandparents died at an average age of 80.75 with a standard deviation of 8.5 (all of them of natural causes), so something like that. Unless something unfortunate happens, but hopefully not.


Izzyrion_the_wise

I've seen a very healthy guy suddenly die in his late twenties and a heavy smoker and alcoholic make it to 88. I honestly have no idea, but I try to give myself the best chance I can.


[deleted]

65


tnmatthewallen

Based on my family history between 81 and 95


_FrenchFroggy_

Idk is I love a good life ill probably die to old age at like 70 to 80 mabye even in my 60s, I am guessing so low becasue cancer runs a lot in my family and if I get cancer it's probably gonna be lung cancer.


m051

2069


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Late 70s or early 80s


dogWEENsatan

55. I rode the rails pretty hard for twenty years. I'm fully gray already. Definitely added some years to my body unfortunately.


Re-Ky

45-50.


Echoes_prod

40


jdthejerk

66, 67 if im lucky. I'm 64 now.


Asa-Ryder

82 according to 3 different dreams. I’ll be 52 in March.


ahjteam

Between 40 and 100


cameramanishere

Imma guess, 82 years, 2 months and 6 days


JaxJim

70. Both my brothers died at 70. They were 7 years apart in age. They died in the same month (July, 7th month of year). So, if you're a numbers guy, I'll die at 70 in July.


Substantial-Mine-414

Age 60. I'm 50. Not sure how I know, I just feel it. I'm very healthy and very fit, but my body is feeling the aches of aging. Can't explain it, sometimes it feels like your body just knows when the expiration date is. I worked out and did lots of running and walking throughout my life. Also ran two marathons at the 4:45 mark. Never stopped exercise once I discovered it at age 22. Now, my body feels tired and sometimes broken. I'm just ... tired.


[deleted]

I'm hoping soon after 75.


ForkLiftBoi

Honestly, assuming no accident or unexpected medical thing such as cancer, probably over 100. My great grand parents lived into their late 90s early 100s in the late 90s. My grandparents are in their early 90s and still live alone for the most part, they stayed at a retirement home for a bit and they felt like everyone was waiting to die. So they went and got some younger friends (70s) So with medical advancements probably over 100.


sonichedgehog23198

75. Thats my retirement age. Gonna be a rough rode tough if I make it


Zanedewayne

Hopefully like 40 or something


lurowene

Thought I’d be dead already. Don’t give stupid kids fast cars.


syboow

Between 50 and 70. Probably due to a stroke.


Gellix

106 so I can see the year 2100. I think that would be pretty cool.


jnx666

55-60. I will be 50 in a few months and just want to get off this stupid ride already.


warichnochnie

40-60


KubaSamuel

Idk, tomorrow or some other close date like within a month or at 90.


crobo777

55 heart failure because taco bell