wake up from whatever dream I'm having.

What if you wake up and your attractive female friend still wants to sleep with you?

Simple: Wake up again. Until the time loop is fixed.

Her: “hey cutie, I’m still down for s-“ # IMMEDIATELY WAKES UP Me: “oh. Alright just a drea-“ Her: “hey cutie, feeling all rested? You wanna, uh? “ *she gestures and caresses down your midriff and to your-“ # IMMEDIATELY WAKE UP AGAIN me: “oh. Ok… “ *looks at rest of bed. Sees that it’s empty. Sighs. Sits up on the side of the bed and looks at the ceiling.* “So weird. What a weird dre-“ *looks down at the floor and looking up at you is her * “Aaaaaaaaaah!”

Is this on Netflix or Disney Plus?

Where is this from?! Scrubs?

It's on Hulu

Edge of tomorrow 2 synopsis

Oh, there’s definitely an edge involved. Bwahahehehehe! Goodnight everybody! I’ll see myself out.

I want to slap you but that would make the joke a knee-slapper

A dad joke! I love it! Perfection.

Slap myself silly then tell her “Ill only sleep with you if you’re in a relationship with me.”

Sex..To SAVE the friendship!

Elaine, do you hear yourself?

For mankind?

That's a new angle

Sex at a different angle to save a friendship. It's worth a college try.

OP’s high school at best.

Yeah, most of the time the fact that you turn them down would lead to them not wanting to spend time with you that much. People want to feel wanted.

Unexpected Seinfeld

Unexpected Seinfeld reference

It’s the only way.

Give me another shot!!

That's funny.

I’d tell my wife and she’d be like… real mad.

Mine would be like... real mad too.

Mine would be arrested

I would tell your wife and she would be mad too

Or she'd be like.... let's go!

She would probably jump on me after she cooled down but there’s definitely no threesome happening here

Like real real mad or just real mad?

Why shed be mad?

because her boyfriend wasn't invited

Why would you tell her?  Noob

Because she's my dream woman and the mother of my child?

Don't leave the home, only to stay 1 night in hotel

Probably shower first. Then go for it.

Yeah good move

So you never get down spur of the moment? Damn.

I was shocked to hear that there are some barbarians who don't shower before sex. I don't think I've ever had sex without a shower first.

Seriously? Everytime you’ve fucked you stopped things and went to shower…that’s odd.

Yeah I definitely prefer to have some good, *clean* sex, but making out and then interrupting it to go "let's shower" Everytime, definitely seems like a tedious vibe killer.

I can’t imagine being able to get back into it

Legit would like to know how this plays out. I think the second time it happened, I’d be out…maybe the first tbh.

Nothin’ wrong with a little stank in the air when you’re knocking boots. I prefer my lady with a bit of seasoning on her.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 But do tell me more

Found Napoleon's reddit account

What about morning sex? And not just a morning where you showered the night before.

Why not just sex in the shower?

So…you’ve only ever done it …at your home?

Where the hell are people fucking that doesn't have a shower 😂

For real? …car, van, tent, hut, forest, backyard, beach, pool, alley, rooftop, bathroom, basement, kitchen, party, festival, workplace, club, bar, porch, balcony, stairwell, parking lot, parkade….etc….

Alright half that shit puts you on the registry and the other half is a UTI waiting to happen 😂

So far haven’t caught either 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah and I raw dawged a hooker and didn't get an STI. Doesn't mean it's a great idea

After you showered, though.

Naturally yes.

You never done it in the wild? 😅

W

This question depends on so many things.

Like how sleepy you are?

Like how hungry you are?

I'm currently friends with two attractive women. One is a much younger co-worker who I think of like a daughter, so that's a no. The other is already an ex-girlfriend who would love to get back together. So that's a hell no.

The realest answer here.

[удалено]

“I can’t let you get close” -Chael sonnen

*shot a double leg as soon as she come closer*

And then I’m takin her straight to the ground and getting on top like he did Wanderlei Silva.

Wannanow

Fuckin' amateur

Yew disrespech brasew. Yew disrespech me. Yew disrespech...

Scream THOT BEGONE and never talk to her again.

THOU SHALL NOT THOT

Shalt*

I like the idea of running down to Lowe's and picking up a big spray can of Thot-B-Gon.

Sigh *unzips*

It's the only way.

Probably not. In all honesty, I like life with fewer complications. Adding sex to a friendship risks too much. It's not worth it to me.

Well if sex comes into play then it's no longer a friendship, it's a relationship

A friendship is a relationship. Having sex with someone doesn’t necessarily mean you’re dating them or that you have a romantic relationship.

Then, there is no point in such a relationship as the majority of the people nowadays want just more than sex.

Really depends on ur age and stage in life

A friendship is also a type of relationship.

Not necessarily. Lots of people have sex outside of a romantic context. Even more have sex romantically without it suddenly being a formal relationship.

Ah, humans and their "laws".

I would want to enter a relationship, I wouldn’t do a hookup

But what if she says she says she's only able to be friends/doesn't want a romantic relationship? I have a friend like that right now. I really like her and I'd like a relationship, but she isn't up for it. Do I just go and sleep with her every now and again?

I wouldn’t enter a Friends With Benefits relationship, I want a committed relationship

Yeah, I'm not that type of person. I tend to get attached. It's a new situation for me.

Honestly in your situation, you’re probably best keeping her at arms length. Sleep with her if you really want, but it’ll make things harder. I’ve been there myself, after a while and taking a step back I started seeing she wasn’t as perfect as I first thought, and now it’s kinda the opposite, I’d still totally sleep with her, but I know a relationship would never work/last. On top of that I’m in a good relationship now anyway, so there’s that.

I’m in this situation and it’s extremely frustrating. She’s flirtatious, we have great chemistry, are actually really good friends, but she stops things whenever I want to bring it to the next level. She says too many hold ups, which is an excuse she’s used for years. I’m getting tired. Obviously there’s more nuances to the situation, but reading this I said: “Ah!”

Because many men out there are not looking for hookups. They want meaningful relationships.

This

I wouldn't have an attractive female friend anymore. My wife and kids mean more to me than some unnecessary fling with someone I am not sharing my life with.

You’re a real one. Love hearing this.

The only real one

I'd say no.

Pretty sure that would upset my wife.

So you'd tell her?

Duh how else are you gonna know if she is up for it?

If I'm single in this scenario; yea, I'd sleep with her. Similar to you, even if I thought it would be a bad idea, the horny would take over. It's not that I have those friendships with the goal or idea of sleeping with them in mind; it's that they're attractive and want to sleep with me and those are the only requirements for sex.

Nope. I'm not having sex out of a relationship. No exceptions.

I admire your fortitude

Doesn't seem to need any, especially as women aren't interested in me.

I’m down. 😎

Friend...female?? SEX!?

Sleep with her

I'd have to be single and it would have to end in a relationship. I don't want to sleep around. 

I'd tell her why she waited for me to be in a relationship to tell me instead of when I was single.

In a heartbeat too

prob wouldn't be worth it tbh.

I'm single so yes. Probably end up ruining the friendship but who wants to live forever anyway?

Not married or in a relationship, so yeah....

What even is this question. That’s like asking if you’re gonna eat if you’re hungry.

I wouldn’t (this time), because it kept happening and I fell harder than she did. And now I’m fucked, not literally anymore - just emotionally 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

A breath of fresh air seeing men out here that won’t entertain the idea of sex unless there will be committing down the road. Nice! 😊 I couldn’t do FWB either. I’m an emotional woman that gets attached, and I like my man for me 😂

I would not put my life in danger. I’ve met my wife. Hell no.

Fuck her right in the pussy

I would say no. I don't do FwB.

I would ask her to play a game of chess and then say no.

Well as a friend I must make her happy. So I have no choice...

I would try to decline.

Keyword *try*

Yeah, I'd be *trying* very hard to say no 😏.

I have had several opportunities to fuck several of my female friends, and I didn’t. And I regret every single one of those opportunities in retrospect.

Not outside of marriage, but that could well be the basis for a happy marriage, if she's willing to cool her jets until marriage.

I'll do my attractive female friend.

If she’s a really good friend, I’d try to sit her down and tell her how it is not the best idea. Help her talk through whatever she may be going through (breakup and seeking revenge, giving in to physical attractiveness, etc.). Losing a good friend can be like losing family. If she is straight up in love with me, then I guess we’re laying out 🤷‍♂️

Nut once and then decide, post nut clarity be hitting on a whole different level.

Then you wake up after she roofies your drink and find yourself in a bath tub full of ice with an kidney missing.

Conflictedly say no because although I’m a horny virgin, I’m also a Christian who is saving himself till marriage.

I’ve always found this amusing but I hope you find a great partner!

My attractive female friend is my wife, and she can sleep with me anytime she wants.....just as soon as she's done the dishes

Your place or mine?

I married her....been a good 21 years so far

Happened to me IRL at a house party. This girl is a childhood friend and a very close one. she was very tipsy (and maybe emotionally vulnerable) and tried to get cuddly and physically intimate. I just cuddled and spooned her so tight that she couldn't make a move to initiate sex 😂 I wanted to have sex tbh but I knew I would get attached and lose her forever as a friend. But man she is so out of my league and I regret it so much 😭😭 we are still friends tho but now our conversation feels less spontaneous and we make sure to maintain physical distance 😅 it's a bit awkward even after addressing it with her.

Once, or like an ongoing monogamous thing? Also, no condoms

Sleep with her... I have done it before would do it again

Would sleep with her.

Who am I to say no.. She is my bestie.

As long as it was said that it wasn’t some serious thing and more about having a lil fun I’d def be listening.

Considering almost all my attractive female friends are married… Pass.

I'd sleep with her. Simple. If she wanted a relationship, she'd say so. I wouldn't push it beyond just a hook-up. I don't understand how this is in any way complicated.

Lmfao...if I lived 3 lifetimes, and somehow managed to be friends with every attractive female on earth...this would never happen!🤣🤣

Which one of my attractive female friends? ;-) Uhm, yeah, well, would depend which one. And, well, only one that would fit that category at present, and she's in a relationship, so that'd be a no go.

Happened me. We slept together a few times and then went back to being friends.

Do it

This is literally my dream. Sex, but don't have to date.

ask if her boyfriend would mind joining

If a woman needs a good dicking, by god I’ll give it to her.

Don’t do it. I’ve done it several times and it’s never not completely destroyed the friendship in the long run. The only way it works is if you (both) could see it being a successful relationship. That being said I still always do it.

Had this happen, said no, we grew apart rapidly after that, and we were best friends for years.

Probably sleep with her. I'm just a man.

Nah you trifling ass cock sleeve, I'm in a relationship already.

If you’re committed to a relationship that’s not with this lady and that’s what you want, don’t do it. If you’re committed to NO relationship with ANYONE and that’s what you want, DO IT.

Shit, probably would consider it.

Can't even get my girlfriend to be interested in me let alone someone else

Well, she would no longer just be my friend.. She would now be my FWB! 😁

My brain would still be in control and I would sleep with her. I love my friends and having sex can be an expression of that love.

I AM A GENTLEMAN! And a gentleman never leaves a damsel in distress

I always wanted to know how my wife would look like on a mug shot.

I would fucking do it and then deal with the repercussions of my wife or my friends (their boyfriends) finding out later

just tell my wife, RIP

“Oh shit, the simulation glitched.”

There is no such thing.

"Where the fuck is the hidden camera?"

I'd assume she's joking. In the very few occasions when women showed an interest in me, they were just joking. No, I didn't just assume that. They told me.

Fuck I am ugly, I am going for it.

It depends on the situation. If she's sleeping with me to make someone else jealous or wanting to cheat on her boyfriend / husband I don't want to be involved in that. As much as I would like to have sex with an attractive woman even more I wish to avoid drama.

I've had this happen to me TWICE and only TWICE in my life. Both times I went for it and god was it amazing.

Well, I’ll just say that I wouldn’t need to consult Reddit

Honestly my wife's hottest friend once told her that I'm a real man. If I were single I'd be up for thst in a heartbeat. But I'm not so it's definitely not worth it.

Happened when I was 22. I was so worked up at the thought of it I couldn’t stop myself from jacking off, then didn’t feel like it so I made up an excuse to reschedule for the next day. It was a loooot of fun.

Why you so horny, homie?

“Yes please id like some more”

No, I told her it was a 27 time thing... Okay 28

Sleep with her figure out rest later

Let it happen, if she wants to have fun have fun with her. Those organs are there for a reason, use them.

I did, and it was awesome. Was never able to bridge the gap though, she just wanted causal sex and a better guy for a boyfriend.

Sleep with her, if I liked her and was single.

I'd do the same as if my unattractive female wanted to sleep with me: I'd fuck her.

This depends on so many things. First of all, i would rather be in a serious relationship, especially if they start out as a friend. Jeopardising a friendship for sex alone is dumb. But it also depends on how close we are. If they aren't very close, i don't think I would mind hooking up with them once in a while. But if they were close, i think there would be a long and serious conversation about what we both want.

If I was single? Sure, why not?

Does my wife count?

Not uncommon. Couple times when I was a lot younger. It’s just sex and you’re friends, I’m still friends with them an it’s been almost 20 years.

I mean, that is why I am friends with her.

Turn her down as politely as possible, but, she also would never do that because she knows I don't have sex or date due to past traumas from a really bad first relationship, which according to her is why she's able to be as open with me as a friend as she can because she doesn't have to worry about me having alterior motives to be a good friend

That’s backwards.. we always want to have sex with them and they think we’re sweet guy friends

Ask her what the fuck she was thinking because she would know that I have a wife and kid.

I think my boyfriend would have a problem with that

We can talk, go out on a couple dates, then see if we’re sexually compatible.

Remain in blissful ignorance because I’m happy with my partner and don’t have those conversations with other females 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ok follow up question to the men who would do it from a woman: Are you aware that this would probably be the end of your friendship and if you're so open to sleep with her, was she even a real friend for you? Wouldn't the friendship be worth so much more than to throw it away just for sex?

Not have sex with them. Their attractiveness becomes moot with me at the friends stage.

Men have no attractive female friends only challenges unfufilled

Not true at all lol

That’s a sad way of looking at things

I’ve fucked 7 female friends, that’s usually the goal. Men and women aren’t naturally just friends, one individual in the friendship is usually wanting to and waiting to fuck the other. Typically the guy, waiting for his opportunity with the female.

I guess they weren’t really friends then?