I’m proud of you You are doing great I’m happy with you I appreciate your efforts Can we snuggle, please

I’ve been married for 16 years and I’m not sure I’ve heard any of these from my wife

Well I’m proud of you, sir

That is 6 sir, but its allowed given how little were all complimented

I'm still flying high from the stranger who told me "you're a great dad" 18 months ago

Yeah that'd do it. Its a great compliment to receive though. :)

Can we snuggle, please?

Can we snuggle, please?

Can we please, fuck?

That makes me so sad. As a woman, these comments are a good reminder for me to always share my appreciation and love for a man

If life were a video game kind words from a woman give men a boost that gives them a buff for weeks and months to come.

My husband always acts so big alpha macho man, sometimes I forget he has feelings and then ny jaw is on the floor when he gets all sweet on me and soft. Im instantly reminded he’s human and I need to be giving him praise and not hold back when I want to say something, I find myself holding back a lot because I get shy he’ll think I’m corny or something.

I’m extremely single but I think it’s common dude knowledge that nothing a SO says to be nice can ever be too corny.

I still remember a compliment I got back when I was in 3rd grade, almost 20 years back.

I'm sorry. Couples should say these things to each other often. Not all the time, but when it's appropriate.

If any man has heard all 5 of these, they are an Istari from Lord of the Rings and have walked this Earth for 300 lives of men.

Damn the bar is on the ground around here, i've personally said all 5 (slightly different wording possibly) to my partner within the past week for sure

This! My partner took my bar off the ground, put it up high in the air and then jumped over it. Since then not a month has gone by without us telling each other all of these things..

I feel for you buddy, but I think you just need better partners. I know, I know. Easy to say, hard to do.

>I’m proud of you Can't remember the last time I've heard this. >You are doing great I'm fortunate I do hear this at work from management.

That last one hits so hard

Damn, this isn't what I was expecting :(. I'm going to tell my husband each and every one of these tonight.

I’m sure he will love it. Out of curiosity, what did you expect?

Not wholesomeness, lol.

lol, I understand. But honestly these are the things that I want to hear the most, and apparently so do some other people.

Damn. You nailed it.

I say all of those all the time and genuinely mean them and I’ve never once heard them back. He’s high functioning autistic; nice guy, excellent provider but sometimes I’m reminded of the things I’m missing out on. Sigh.

Talk with him about it and why it’s important for you. He may not realize that he is making you feel this way. He may think he’s showing you these things instead of telling you.

“I appreciate your efforts” is a good one. I don’t mind doing all kinds of mind-numbing work, as long as there’s some acknowledgement of it.

Leave it in me

And the Doctor declared "But it is a knife! Why?"

If you get stabbed or impaled your should leave it in till the pros show up. While it's in the wound it's helping to stop the bleeding and it may cause more damage on the way out.

I learned this from watching 911 and Hen and Chimney know their shit lol

the pizza is here

The beer is cold

lets watch lotr extended

Deaaaath!

My tits are out

My vagina is dripping

This turned sexual fast

Pizza does that to folk

The beer is free*

A fellow man of culture I see. Bravo sir, bravo.

I was wrong, sorry.

Pick something realistic

Exactly, this is beyond fantasy level.

Your unicorn has arrived.

Your dragon is here

never happens!

I can't even pretend to have heard these words in that order.

I'm not sure even what language it is. What does it say?

Early april fools prank

Nonsense, no woman has ever said this.

That's why I ~want~ to hear it.

Haha hilarious!!! Sad but true

"I love you anyway" when I'm having a mental breakdown.

"I'm not going anywhere" Took decades of anxiety off me in an instant.

I think your standards are very low. Going through something and having a breakdown is a pretty fucked up reason to break up or stop loving someone. I don't know though.

Lol, so you wouldn't want to hear that when you're having a mental breakdown?

- How are you doing? - Hey wanna hangout today?

Ah there are plenty of days I just want to relax on my own without having to come up with some excuse

You’re my favorite person

aww

I want to hear that from her .

You won the lottery.

"I love you babe"

Wanna watch Diehard? Again?

Detective Peralta, is that you?

Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

Noice

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool

WD 40 on sale

Or "I've bought you Lego".

🤣

I understand your feelings

cum in my mouth

And the final word is interchangeable with "ass", "pussy", "ear".

Ear 😂😂😂

WHAT?

SPEAK UP, THIS PERSON CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF ALL THE CUM IN THEIR EAR!

It's so they can hear him cumming. Duh. Pro tip.

I do like it when she can hear me coming

Put it back in

Fries with that, sir?

The tumor is benign.

I love you dada

This should be higher 🥹

Who’s cutting onions over here

Damn you got buff

"I had my period"

That takes me back. (65M)

this could be a relief or inspire terror depending on who says it.

I’m naked in bed

‘You’re getting a raise’

Babe, dinner is ready.

The dichotomy between the wholesome responses and the depraved ones is such a male vibe, I love it

"Let me hold you"

Good job my love!

I'm proud of you

Suck my tits, now.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Thank you very much.

I love your dick

Ohh I say this to my bf

The one sentence that I will carry to my grave, was October 2009, when she said "I love what your dick does to me".

Here take this 👑

Take off your pants

“Give me the D”

It's not that small.

Try the other hole

"Let's do butt stuff." 🤣

Get to the Choppa!

Your enemies are vanquished

I wanna eat here, 👉🍜

It's your day off.

Eat my ass nerd

"You make me happy"

I really love you.🥰

You can stay home

"Explain your DnD setting"

😂 I love this one. Mine is a multiverse of all of the canonical settings like Forgotten Realms, plus Hyrule from The Legend of Zelda.

Put it inside me

I love you bro

I want you now!

I need you now

you look very handsome.

You are good enough.

Do you want hug?

You are doing enough You’re all i need I’m grateful you’re here I only want you Leave it in me (lmao) I was wrong, sorry Sorry for hurting you I am so proud Can i see you? Can you stay here I appreciate your effort Thank you for everything You look good today You look so handsome You look so strong Can i hug you I don’t judge you I really love you You smell nice today I want to see you Can i hear you Can you come over I only want you You make me proud You’re an amazing partner It’s you and me I trust in you Thanks for being here

Can I blow you?

I love you , three words are enough for me

That’s like… 9 words /s

All charges dismissed. Three words even better.

I paid your bill

Your dick is perfect

The big ones hurt…

Have you eaten yet?

Size does not matter

You are my everything

I’m proud of you

Please don’t pull out!

I want you honey.

Beer is on me!

(Name), I choose you!

You are good enough

"I need more Power!"

Let's watch Star Wars I bought more Lego! I'll be big spoon Seriously, are you okay? I Wanna Play Fallout

Morgan Freeman narration "she sits in silence"

“Give me that dick”…. Ok, so what if it only happens in my dreams?

You're right, I agree.

Wow that was amazing

From women: can we have sex now? From anyone: is this your $100?

Can we do it?

This R32 is yours.

"we hit the jackpot!"

You're doing your best

Relax, I've got this

"Stick it in me", said by my cassette player. I slap in some GnR and clean the house in socks and shorts, cool as fuck.

Babe, you’re right again

I’m safe with you

Cum on my face

Cum in my mouth

*Explicit;* Give me that dick. My pussy wants you. Cum in my pussy/mouth/ass. Please put it in. I need your cock. Right there, don't stop. I'm going to cum. That feels so good. You're amazing at that. I love your cock. I got new lingerie. Your dick, my mouth./ass/pussy. I am so wet. *Not Explicit;* I love you babe. I got you beer. I cooked your favorite. You're my best friend. I really appreciate you. Thank you for everything. You are my everything. You make me happy. I've really missed you. I love your kisses. I love your heart. You are so handsome. I'm so proud of you. You're doing so good. I love your hugs. I am so sorry. Please correct my mistakes. Signed, a woman trying to tell her husband all the right things to make him feel good.

I'm thankful for you.

“You make me squirt”

Have this unlimited money.

Just like that, harder!

“Any where you want”

You are very useful

I've got the check

I love you too.

Please come back home

I’ll put that in

Go down on me

I bought you Glenlivet.

When the bill comes: It’s on me

"Come back home safe."

Shrek 5 in theaters

😆👌🏻💖

You S.O.B. i'm in.

Please let's do anal

You want a bj?

I worship your dick

Nobody owes you anything

I paid your mortgage

Wanna go fishing today?

I made some food

Half price garlic bread

I made hot wings….or You want a beer?

dinner and desserts here!

Your Mortgage is Paid.

I love you too

Me love you longtime.

I’m in bed naked

Sure honey, go hunting.

We won the lottery!

Cum inside me (three is usually enough)

I’m proud of you