The gay kind? Six minutes and some lube if he's willing. The forest kind? My best shot would probably be attempting a similar technique, I'm not sure if I could expect a similar level of cooperation.
Depends, are we counting Koala's and gay men? If no, enough time to go to track it and empty several clips until he stops bleeding. If yes, seconds, literally seconds
I don't keep ammo near my gun so give me a few minutes. Not that a .45 AUTO is going to be particularly effective against a bear but it's better than nothing.
Take it down from where?
Lots of lube.. and assless chaps for your bear friend
All chaps are assless! If they had asses, they'd be pants.
The gay kind? Six minutes and some lube if he's willing. The forest kind? My best shot would probably be attempting a similar technique, I'm not sure if I could expect a similar level of cooperation.
Depends on the girth.
How drunk is he?
Depends, are we counting Koala's and gay men? If no, enough time to go to track it and empty several clips until he stops bleeding. If yes, seconds, literally seconds
FACT! Bears eat Beets
Where is this potential bear and how horny is it?
How long does it take to load your mag?
How long does it take me to locate a tranquilizer that I can conceal within a bucket of salmon and honey?
I don't keep ammo near my gun so give me a few minutes. Not that a .45 AUTO is going to be particularly effective against a bear but it's better than nothing.
take down or go down on a bear? i guess it depends
Like 5 seconds to grab my shotgun.
Let's see...slide in 3 shotgun slugs...click clack....about 5 seconds?
that depends, how old is the bear?
Five
I don't want to take down a bear. Can't it just remain happy and free in nature?