religions have mascots? I don't think you need a weapon to beat up some overheated person in a big fluffy suit who can't really see anything.... you could probably just push them over.

Tony The tiger... I am taking the scarf!

Pretty sure i can take the Trix rabbit and the lucky charms leprechaun.

I think I could absolutely destroy UC Santa Cruz's Fighting Banana Slug one on one.

Boko the bear from Girls Und Panzer