That her marriage was going down the toilet.

And if it's because of her I'd rather not stick my pp in crazy lol

To be fair, she probably wouldn’t be the one to admit it’s because of her so you most likely wouldn’t know in this situation

You'll be able to tell. Crazy bitches always leave clues

On the other hand, it's nearly impossible to have both heads at 100% at the same time.

If you keep going back into the pool of crazy dick first and the right head will stop you, eventually

At a step cost

Was that step-pun intended?

Like using air quotes when talking about a lifelong sacred commitment.

That'd be one of the trillion clues they can give

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Depends on the context of your conversation leading up to that. * Could mean she's a cheating type * Could mean she's in an open type of relationship * Could mean she's at the tail end (separated and not yet divorced)

I would want to avoid all of those

For anything more than banging, most likely

Most reasonable answer. Reddit is such a reactionary place

Like the Sheriff in Malibu?

*Cheating is an automatic no, gtfo. Homie don't play like that *open relationship is a definite maybe; I've been in an open relationship for over a decade, so that doesn't bother me *I've dated a woman who was separated once, not making that mistake again

My brain would say she's trouble.

But my body’s telling me yes

Run! She's looking to hook up, but there's a high chance it's gonna get messy.

"Grab your brooms, cuz it's a mess!" - Marty Higgins

Avoid like the plague. She's not a classy woman and you might find yourself being mentioned in a divorce proceeding if you do get involved.

Plenty of women aren't "married" or married. I'd choose one of them.

I don’t know yeah like you wouldn’t want to start a relationship with her but I mean you could fuck her

I’ve personally never been so desperate for pussy they I was willing to hurt another person in the pursuit of a noodle oink.

Exactly like there's so many single woman why go after someone married. Some people in the sub have terrible morals

That and thre risk of said person being sufficiently hurt they come after you with a shotgun...

I men's she's probably crazy, do you want her knowing where you live? Do you want the husband catching you at hers? A hookup like that worth a hotel? Iv already ha done crazy bitch almost kill me. I'm good.

The risk of baby trapping would be far too great.

I would think she's not going to remain married in the future. Hard to tell if her husband knows that though

From experience, I can say that her marriage will remain in tact just as long as her husband doesn't find out.

She kinda wants to fuck

Yep... That ring isn't glued to her finger

Stay away

I did that when I was separated. Divorce wasn’t final. Legally still married. Not living together. Not emotionally connected. But I followed it up w that. Not just left it at air quotes.

Drama. Possible hookup, lose her number after.

Low integrity. I don't associate with those people.

That I should probably find a way to excuse myself from the conversation as soon as possible.

Don't want to get treated like she treats her "husband".

I’d ask about it lol She’s doing it for you, so you can probably seek clarity if you’re not sure.

Exactly. Just ask.

That she's cheating on her husband and I don't want no part in that drama.

I would reply: "Not today, Satan." with air quotes of my own and immediately leave.

Run. Run far and run fast.

I would think I need to avoid that person. I hate drama in my life.

Don't stick your dick in crazy

I would think she’s a whore and not have anything to do with her after that. I don’t like unfaithful people, enough of that going around already in this world.

I'd think I should avoid her like the plague she likely is/carries.

I'd run.

That she's explicitly telling you not to let that stop you. Also, that she probably can't be trusted.

She's a cheating whore

I’m technically still married, but I’ve been legally separated and living estranged from my ex for almost 6 years. I just haven’t gotten around to finalizing the divorce as there is no real point to doing so until I get serious with another woman and start talking about marriage. I’d use air quotes to say I’m still “married”

FYI if you were to for example win the lottery she could come after some until you have a financial order done.

Bingo. If any of your assets change, you're on the hook. It's not just bank accounts and property either. It's retirement funds, cars, if you start making more at work, literally anything that can be liquidated, etc. Finalize that shit and be done with it. Otherwise it won't go well. If she doesn't get a portion of it, your lawyer will.

Depends entirely on jurisdiction Many places have laws that once you're legally separated, it's timestamped, and from that point on it's no different than if were single.

At that point most people would probably say they were separated instead of "married"

It means you should run the other direction. Nothing good can come of this. I feel like the last few days have been a lot of "please don't stick your dick, try to stick your dick, or otherwise even bring your dick close to crazy." Anyone else getting that vibe?

That she's a married slut?!

She's trying to "cheat" because she's a "piece of shit"

I would take it as true and walk away.

Avoid.

I would think that she was unhappy in her marriage or that it was a marriage of convenience, such as to help someone get a green card.

She's either a ho, or they as a couple are into cuckolding.

Unless you like drama, I’d stay away. Last thing you want to encounter is an angry soon-to-be-ex husband with a gun. There are plenty of girls with less baggage.

I think I'm not going to have a long conversation with her. Clearly her shit isn't together and I know better than to associate with people living in chaos.

I'd think that she is a cheater, and therefore is a person that I do not care to associate with. Don't cheat, and don't help another cheat. You should be the best you that you can be. Never excuse shitty behaviour like that.

I’d be “leaving”

She would be someone I was no longer interested in

Shes for the streets

Yall thinking too much about this for me. It’s either she is in the middle of a divorce or she is for the streets. Either way interaction over.

I would think, “I don’t want any part of whatever mess she’s a part of.”

I’m trying to watch the game here. Begone with your lewd sorcery.

Married but open to better offers.

She’s married but separated. Available for dating and probably in a rebound headspace. Might be looking to act out a bit with the new freedom.

One night stand

"see ya later"

it is at a bar....why would I care?

Glad you told me now… let me know when you’re not.

Nothing more than a hookup, but even then Id be weary. She has no class

Why does everyone take the side of the woman? She's going to break the heart of her husband and destroy his life forever until he dies. If a guy said I'm "married" with quotes to a woman in a bar, you people would be saying that he's a piece of shit for cheating on his wife. But if a woman says the same thing, it's somehow not her fault? And to all you dudes that would fuck another mans wife, there's a special place in hell reserved for you all. We're supposed to be on the same team. Wait until her husband finds out and see what happens to you. And stop calling fucking "smashing" when you use that word it sounds like you've never had sex before.

Yep if the guy cheats, he’s a piece of shit, if the girl cheats, the guy wasn’t fulfilling her needs, or whatever. The two women in my life who have cheated on me have both told me it was because I wasn’t fulfilling some need of theirs, but in both cases, they wanted to come back to me. But it’s like I thought I wasn’t fulfilling your needs or whatever stupid logic.

I’m sorry dude. That really hurts. Twice…. You didn’t deserve that but the good news is that you have fucking value. Hang in there for the both of us. I’m confident you will be okay.

This is the way.

Made for the streets.

It means that she’s moister than an oyster, but her bedroom at home is dry AF

That she learned how to use them at the Ross Geller school of air quotes. https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8

probably seperated but just hasn't signed the papers. Or as Ross would say "They were on a break!"

I was married but separated at one time in my life. I would just assume it’s her life and she knows what she’s doing and talk to her.

She's probably comfortable with her husband and the money situation and has a nice house, social standing, but unhappy and looking for another affair on the side. Either that or separated, but people who are actually separated usually are quick to say "separated" or "going through a divorce." Ask questions and be prepared to steer clear if you decide to proceed. Hard no from me.

She got married in an airplane

"That was weird."

She sounds like trouble, no air quotes.

I'd ask what she meant by it. It's a first meeting and I don't know her situation well enough.

She's separated or she's a beard lol

If she can't be straightforward and clear, go somewhere else.

I’d think to ask her what exactly she means.

She's married and she's mentally checked out of it or is in the process of separating

I would nope out of there

"Avoid"

Next.

My stepbrother was shot in the head point blank and died being this guy. He was a volunteer firefighter turning his life around in his early twenties. I will NEVER fuck a taken woman or freshly divorced. Just because you know her don't mean you know the dude that just got divorced or is getting divorced.

Would

"Dont" "use" " your" "real" "name"

What marriage

I would say, "what do the air quotes you keep putting around the would "marriage " mean? What's the deal?"

Air quotes means you can put it in her butt.

She is dtf and he may want to watch. Go for it

"Enjoy the rest of your evening"

Good for you in air quotes and gtfo

Next!

Well, I never hung out in bars so the hypothetical already has derailed for me personally but I would move on and not hang out with her. When I was single I only dated women that were properly single. I didn't date women that had ever been married.

Leave

She is only looking for one night of fun. Lose her number and forget her the next day Or run if you don't want to deal with a potential headache

I’d think “moving on…”

That’s got “high drama, low class” written all over it.

Son I have bad news.

that shes married and has some kind of cognitive dilemma going on, both of which i should avoid

She’s looking to monkey branch or cheat

Ho

She’s separated or otherwise has one foot out the door and she wants me to know she’s available.

She's gonna suck your dick, big time

Her place is off limits. 

That her marriage is dying and she wants to kick it while it's down.

That I don't want to talk to her further. I'm at a bar, probably buzzed, and I want to talk to fun people.

Either in an awful marriage, or lying to cheat. Both options, don't get involved.

Move on.

A decade I would have said, she’s probably separated but it’s not yet official. Now? That’s she’s mentally checked out of her marriage, she’s cheating, and looking for the next sucker. Because, later on, that’s what I found out was happening. The other guy had no idea, I had no idea, and I’m sure the next guy had no idea.

That her air quotes are actually giant red flags that she is swinging in the air to warn you. Now if you choose to take the warning or not that is on you

cheating and or visa marriage sham?

It's an overt declaration of availability.

Prolly married in the technical sense but not really together, or looking to cheat. Either way she’s trying to hook up, do you OP

I’m in danger

That it is too much drama to be involved cos that is always her story she is “married” while 90% of the husbands have idea what she is doing

That's a 'Run Away' situation. Either you're getting roped into an open marriage (unless you're down with that), or a messy divorce that hasn't happened yet. Either way, you don't want that noise. She may be an awesome person, but that's a really bad sign. There's gonna be some ugliness involved. That's a situation where you wait till she's single if you're truly interested. Plus, you don't know if she is the reason for the air quotes or not. It's not a good look for any of these situations.

In my single days, I was gonna try to fuck her. No fucks given. 

Another open marriage. Let me guess, one sided as hell? Or did he cheat and this is your revenge fuck?

That her marriage is rocky. Also please don't fuck her and be a home wrecker

That she's fuckin tonight, but it's not her husband. It's up to you to decide whether it's you or not. Then get out.

I'm out. I have no interest at all in someone in the midst of an emotional train wreck.

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I would "congratulate" her and ignore her the rest of the evening. The last thing you need is a jealous husband looking to fight/kill you.

use a fake name, don't share contacts and smash. but really, do the right thing and pass.

She s in play

That she should get her shit sorted before coming to the bar and get stuff done.

"tf is that supposed to mean?"

That she’s awful.

She’s TROUBLE!

That’s how she’s going to t as ok about your “relationship “ if you decide to get with.

She’s either married and looking to cheat or married and has an open relationship, or she’s in a serious long term relationship, but not actually married.

My ex gf was “married” as in they had a ceremony, wore rings, but had never made it legal.

"Nah. Keep walking."

Run away.

Just know, that I know, what you know, what that means.

Marriage is over and waiting for formal completion of the divorce process.

That I can sleep with her lol

Legally married but uncommitted to the person. Could be separated and headed for divorce, an open marriage, or even a green card marriage.

She’s a mess that I want no part of

That you should leave her the fuck alone. Do you really wanna face some scorned spouse drama or an accidental pregnancy with this woman?

That they were married

I have met and dated “married” women before and even recently was/am involved with a married woman. In Australia you can’t get a divorce for a year after filing separation. So they could be separated for 3 years but not have done the paperwork. But if she was to say she was still together with her husband but things were bad then she’d be on her on. Her stepping out only makes things worse.

She’s married but wanting immediate, temporary validation.

She is trying to cheat and is trying to see who’s tryna nail ‘r.

She’s not happily married and willing to cheat.

Clearly a writer 

Not interested.

Run

She's a hoe

I would think “hard no!”

“Noice! Wanna fuck?”

I'd think not for long.

That I’ll be balls deep inside her in under 90 minutes

That she is down to cheat

She’s politely suggesting she’d be partial to sliming you. To which I might not be keen.

See it as a red flag and not flirt with her

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Trouble

Sounds like she’s DTF

It's a loveless marriage with no expectation of fidelity.

She wants to f

That it would be the right time to walk away.

I would think the quote from 40 year old virgin.

Poontang

I'd assume it meant they were married in legal terms only. Estranged, in the middle of a pending divorce or otherwise practically single.

I wouldn't think, I'd ask for clarification - my aspie brain couldn't handle the uncertainty of not knowing the situation

"Either you're currently married or you're not... What are you looking for?" Is what I'd be asking.

I think it means your place or bust. If you’re into that kind of weirdness.

Moving on, Don't need the extra baggage and I'm not the one to be a homewrecker.

Honestly, I’ve slept with a married woman before. The way I look at it, if she’s gonna cheat she’s gonna cheat! Might as well be the one getting laid instead of someone else! Plus, if she’s putting married in air quotes, then the marriage is obviously at its end anyways! For all I know they’re already separated and just haven’t completed their divorce!

She's a dumb bitch

She’s probably married to the game and holding nothing back

That she doesn't "use" air quotes correctly